Tennessee Tuxedo

Howard Stern stated on his stale Sirius satellite radio show on Monday that he and Beth Stern paraded with a few friends to Tennessee over this past weekend and we see from Beth's Instagram show, all they did was pose among the gravel and weeds and Howard said he did a spin class. Sources reported that onlookers were amazed to see two giant asses on bikes before lunch pretending to exercise.

Excerpt from Monday, September 30, 2019 stale Stern satellite radio show about his trip to Tennessee this past weekend:

Robin:  "So you were in Tennessee on the weekend?"

Howard:  "Yeah, I went away with my wife and a couple of friends and went to Tennessee.  That's why I was all freaked out about snakes.  My friend had been to Tennessee and he got bitten by a rattlesnake. I wore snake-proof boots."

Robin:  "You didn't see one rattlesnake."

Howard:  "Didn't see anything.  Didn't see any rattlesnakes, didn't see I think they're called copperheads -- I didn't see any of 'em but they're all there."

Robin:  "You were all, you know, stockinged up and everything."

Howard:  " ... Everyone was laughing at me and I didn't care.  I was just like 'Good.  Fuck you.'  I had snake-proof boots that go over your ankles and then I bought these guards, you wrap 'em around your shins and the snakes can't bite through them.  ... Remember Michael Jackson in the video 'Bad'?  I kind of look like that.  It was very goth looking with all my rattlesnake stuff.  ... They're jet black and they have buckles around them.  ... Everyone was making fun of me that I went away with but I went up to a guy who was a guide who takes people on hikes and I said to the guy, 'Am I crazy here?'  I said, 'I'm here and I'm wearing snake-proof boots and guards and everything --'  And he said to me, 'Let me tell you something, I don't want to freak out people on the tour so they won't let me wear snake guards.'  He said, 'I would wear them every single day.  Tennessee is home to 34 species of snakes including 4 that are venomous.'  And so he said, 'You're absolutely smart to be wearing 'em'."

Robin:  "Yeah and he gets paid to make sure people feel however will make them feel okay."

Howard:  "Well, I'm just telling you what the dude told me meanwhile he was wearing short shorts.  ... Yeah so I was in Tennessee.  Beautiful place -- you know people talk about going away to other countries.  Fuck that.  This country there's so much to see. Meanwhile the plane flight from New York to Tennessee, how long do you think it is, Robin?"

Robin:  "Hmm, I would say maybe an hour."

Howard:  "An hour and a half.  You know what?  I don't know the map, I don't know where anything is, Tennessee sounded like at least three hours away by plane.  And when the guy goes 'It's an hour and a half' I went 'Wow, I'm going.'  Beautiful part of the country and I enjoyed it very much.  Did a little hiking, I did a little bit of biking, I did a little -- I did a Spin class.  It was just me and this doctor from Tennessee.  He's a surgeon and he listens to Sirius but he listens to Christian music and then he realized I was Howard Stern."

Robin:  "He's sitting right next to the devil."

--end--

Pretty funny because this same time last year, Beth was in Los Angeles shilling for the American Humane Association/Lois Pope Foundation as the host of the awful Hero Dog Awards that exploits disabled and injured dogs and drags them on stage to somehow prove the AHA does something other than give Hollywood a giant pass on any animal abuses including caging and starving animals used for film and TV productions as proven by PETA. Last year, Howard paraded to a museum in New York IN DISGUISE when the wicked witch of the East flew West. [Ref: Beth Fan Page, 10-1-18.] 

Um, yeah, in 2014 when Beth taped the Hero Dog Awards Howard suddenly had a pow-wow with his weird daughter Emily and family business. When the Hero Dog Awards were taped on September 10, 2016, Howard was on vacation anyway and just said he selfie pleasured himself when Beth was in L.A. because Howard couldn't think of anything else and he was plugging a porn channel at the time anyway. In 2017, Howard kept it a secret he trekked West with his witch because in 2016 Beth said everyone was mean to her and she couldn't read the giant cue cards and had to wear her big glasses during the broadcast and looked like a dweeb.

Yeah, Howard always does something in September when Beth would normally be in Los Angeles but this year of course, it's been bumped to October and Howard timed his trek to Los Angeles to coincide with the taping of the Hero Dog Awards because his nut wife has to appear popular and busy while the Stern show stooges broadcast from the Sirius studios in Los Angeles and Howard is plugging that borefest book someone typed up for him of transcripts of some of his stale satellite radio interviews with Beth stuck in there with a fantasy story about when he first met Beth as if anyone cares. Beth could not tag along with nothing booked for herself so that's the timing of this whole boring book tour. Sirius is not paying for Howard just to promote that loser book, so he has to work and do a show from L.A. that will be as boring as hell.

Oh, but the plot thickens as everyone is abuzz over what Howard's long-time companion Ralph Cirella does when Howard and Beth are out of town. Does he rummage through Beth's NY apartment looking for what exactly? As blogged about, Howard and Beth are trying to hang onto their Hamptons Hostel and frequently have paying guests during the summer while some just provide a hefty donation to Howard and Beth's selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), that is rapidly morphing into Beth's Furry Friends per her new website and pushing that freaky Cheshire cat she just adopted in everyone's faces and hopes to cash in on 12 boring photos of the cat w/Bethie of course in a calendar but what person wants 12 photos of the same gray cat? No one. Beth is rarely in the Hamptons anymore except during the summer BFF fundraising season and it's essentially shut down and Beth just posts a bunch of bullshit photos of cats all the time when God knows when they were actually taken. Almost all the photos are of untraceable random alley cats and body parts of people we are supposed to think are Beth and Howard.

Of course Howard used to complain about the last weekend in September and why he has to be out of town or just runs out of his apt to troll around New York in disguise because he is the giant uninvited pariah for the annual Global Citizen Festival that Howard super complained about last year. Yeah, I blogged about it a few times and Howard can't take it. More than 60,000 people paraded into Central Park on Saturday the 28th and Howard raced out of town. Gosh, where was the big cheese with his canned worm on Saturday? I thought the Sterns were super liberal democrats. OH, the Sterns had to race to Tennessee for two days suddenly. The BIG MOUTH Radio Relic didn't want to help fight poverty and fight to save the environment and support gender equality? A bunch of celebs and musical stars showed up and Hugh Jackman was there again of course plugging his foundation with that bizarre dwarf he married that always wears weird shoes.

The Sterns don't have time to change the world. They had to do
a spin class in Tennessee on Saturday.

Natalie Portman struggles to act like she knows what this event
is all about as she allegedly is a diva bitch that was an
alleged Ecstasy user but now pretends to not know what it is.

Where was this plastic surgery nightmare during the Global Citizen
Festival? Oh, she was staring at a friend's bush in Tennessee
on Sept 28 and 29.

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Family Plot

Interesting news coming out about Howard Stern's ward Jimmy Kimmel and his ward Chef Adam Perry Lang and his patron the late Jeffrey Epstein. Some family plot that's in the making with Epstein six feet under and Kimmel getting essentially fired from the Oscars ceremony when he had a three year deal that was cut short after the Best Picture envelope mix-up a few yrs ago and suddenly Jimmy gets paid to not show up yet this year had to bail out the famous chef from jail as one wonders why he called Jimmy in the first place even though he was renting his beach house. You mean a wealthy and famous chef had no cabbage? [Ref: Beth Fan Page, January 27, 2019.]

For some reason, Crazy Days and Nights website decided to report on this just now after the New York Post revealed on 9-15-19 about the Jeffrey Epstein connection in that Chef Lang worked for him and even frequented the now-defunct Epstein Island. What is implied here? Who knows, but sources allege that Jimmy is in a twitter anticipating when those nosy Sterns will show up at his door in a week or so wanting to tour that house the Sterns have yet to get inside of with Beth wearing those giant sunglasses while indoors and carrying that huge tote bag she loves when she allegedly snatches those trinkets she sees just sitting there on the side tables along the path to the bathroom to powder her nose. Snap snap snap all the way along the hallway, meandering into the bedrooms, getting that home tour. Howard has his own chef too when in residence at his inner sanctum and you know, once bitten, twice shy.

Yeah, the family plot thickens. Beth O Stern is still attempting to cover over the fact she works really hard doing zilch and pretending to foster a bunch of cats that no one knows if they are really available or not and that's why you don't pick the cats, Beth does since who knows when these photos were taken and when the original cat dumpings actually happened. Beth mainly sleeps all day and then meets her "family" at the local watering hole near her Manhattan apt to dine on the catch of the day.

Beth is wearing the same gold earrings and gold necklace in all the photos
above from 9-22-19 and 8-15-16 except for the added brown beaded thing.
So why essentially duplicate this outfit? Because these photos
are all taken around the same time and doled out over the years
so Beth looks like she does something other than sleep all day.

As blogged about on 9-19-19, Simon Cowell managed to get the lowest ratings in the entire history of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and this blogger attributed it to the ousting of Heidi Klum from the judges' table since she was fired at the end of 2018. Simon obviously read this blog and suddenly Heidi announced on 9-26-19 that she is returning to the special "Champions" edition of AGT because obviously Simon can't afford to tank that show too. 

Heidi continues to get mega product endorsements and now works for Disney and launched her own designs as she is modeling here on her Instagram.

Beth continues to do zilch and keeps badgering people to buy her selfie calendar that will fund her Hamptons mansion where she cages a few cats before dumping them onto other people and calls it charity work. I am not sure anyone could do less than Beth and expect payment for it.

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Inaugural Idiot

On Monday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, he announced [again] how he is going to trek to Los Angeles to plug his recent stale book that's already been out forever. It's just a boring book of his stale Sirius satellite radio interviews with his stale wife Beth Stern stuck in there for some reason. Howard's also going to Los Angeles to inaugurate the new SiriusXM studios in Los Angeles by broadcasting from there when Howard fails to realize those Sirius Los Angeles studios have been there for awhile and were already inaugurated by a bunch of people.

Excerpt from the September 23, 2019 stale Stern satellite radio show:

Howard Stern: "... And then you gotta talk real loud for my father, 'You know Sirius built new studios.  ... Beautiful new studios in Los Angeles ... and the new studios I'm going to inaugurate.'  ... I can't yell that loud.  I don't yell, I protect my voice.  'Sirius wants me to introduce the new studios and my book --'  (as his father)  How'd that do?  (as himself)  Oh, it did very well.  People enjoyed it.  (as his mother)  Yes, you worked very hard but you got a lot of people to support (cackles).  (as himself)  Yeah, I was trying to ask my dad if I should retire, and he's telling me no."

-end of excerpt-

On 9-23-19 when Howard Stern was doing his usual psychotic bizarre impersonations of his parents, the Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen was interviewing Gwen Stefani and Wendy Williams received shelter cats not from Beth Stern. Apparently, the Nancy Boys at Sirius think the old coot Howard Stern is funny and are hoping to cash in on the endless stale reruns of his stale satellite radio show [insert laughter] when the old windbag blows. Better yet, they are hoping to count those stale Stern show tapes as a major loss on their corporate income tax returns while they fund a media empire costing more than the $cientology studios in L.A. but both companies have PeeWee Hermans at the helm.

On Monday, Howard Stern the Sirius Deadweight, did impersonations of
his parents while Andy interviewed Gwen Stefani. When will Gwen
do a pre-recorded taped interview with Stern and pretend it's live?
Sources allege that Gwen plays for the home team and is a bitchy shoplifter.

What are you inaugurating, Howard? A bunch of shows have already been done from the new Sirius buildings in Los Angeles. Obviously, a special dark room just for Howard had to be built with CGI equipment, green screens, and special effects lighting for his facelift before Howard could broadcast from the L.A. studios. 

It seems that the Savior of SiriusXM Andy Cohen already inaugurated the new
Sirius studios in L.A. with Fatty Aguilera as his chubby guest. 
Sources allege that Chrissy stopped the blow and put on the pounds
and prefers women and Andy over men.

It seems that Jaded Jenny already inaugurated the
new Sirius studios in Los Angeles in May. What is Stern
inaugurating? I guess after he stops by the Celebrity Centre
and picks up his new hair, we'll find out. Sources allege that
Pam Anderson stepped on Jenny's star and squelched 
her TV career forcing Jenny to hit the radiowaves.

Wendy announced she adopted two shelter cats. 
So what happened with contacting Beth Stern for cats?

In startling news, it seems Wendy Williams inadvertently [wink, wink] exposed Beth for being a phony. Wendy announced publicly on her talk show on 9-16-19 that she wanted to adopt cats and would be contacting Beth Stern. Most New Yorkers know that Beth works for the North Shore Animal League as well as for her own selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends and allegedly fosters felines primarily at her Hamptons Hostel, a.k.a., Horror Hotel. Wendy wanted to adopt two female litter mates. Not a problem, right? Beth always posts tons of photos of litters of cats [she has bred in a field for her] waiting to be adopted yet Beth was silent on all this. Turns out, Wendy announced on Monday, 9-23-19, that she got her cats from the Cat Care Clinic in Nyack, NY. Gee, what happened with contacting Beth Bogus? Could it be because no one knows the date of any of the cat photos Beth posts on her IG show? This blogger has exclusively reported that Beth keeps posting old photos of herself on her IG and passing them off as new and recently she posted an old photo of her brother trying to pass it off as new and thereby actually faked a visit from him at her Hamptons Hostel. Everyone knows Beth primarily is in NYC now since that Hamptons Hostel is losing money as we speak. Howard Stern hopes that dumb calendar of their new boring gray cat Helen Rose will spark interest and raise some dough to keep the Hamptons phony feline foster camp in the black.

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I Got You Babe

How hilarious is it that more people tuned in to see Howard Stern leave than watch Cher arrive on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) show finale. 

Yep, Simon Cowell with his new lineup of boring judges packed the final show for Season 14 with guest stars including the one and only super famous super gorgeous Cher. Yet Simon managed to tank ratings LOWER than the finale for Season 10 which was also the finale for Howard Stern as a judge. Pretty big feat for Simon but that's what he gets for firing superstar and super media mogul Heidi Klum.

Baby Firefly hit the red carpet on Tuesday for the premiere of "3 From Hell" and that dress she wore looks like it came straight from hell.

Superstar Rob made an appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience and talked up a storm. We just know that Rob hopes that mentioning Howard will get the radio deadweight off his back. 

Rare audition photo of Howard for "3 From Hell".

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Cats vs Cowell

After Howard Stern "retired" [insert laughter] from NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) after staying for four long years and the show had to be moved back to Los Angeles because Howard was tanking the ratings, all Howard can get his selfie wife is a cat calendar while Superstar Simon Cowell gets his longtime girlfriend and gorgeous mom to his adorable son on the AGT red carpet!! HA. Eat your heart out, Beth.

Yes, we are back to square one with the cheap cat calendar gimmick that costs almost nothing to run off on a printer with Howard having his long time companion Ralph Cirella stand there all day hitting that print button and his helper Glen the Glue & Staple Boy who works for bagels and coffee and is a gopher for Beth when she needs more hair glue and radiated sushi from Nobu. 

Howard can barely afford to keep the Hamptons house running anymore and Beth primarily lives in her apartment in Manhattan beneath the Howard Stern Man Cave turned corporate meeting place for his tax write-off business and entertainment expenses to wine and dine the Nancy Boys of Sirius and the Pandora Pansies while he stuffs his face with prime rib near Katie Lee's kitchen and Beth gets the doggy bag. So Beth finally gets Howard off his duff to come up with a new website for her to market their new cat Helen Rose Stern that was originally marketed as a therapy cat when I see no reference to this on Beth's new website as of this writing with her old website officially dead and buried. Check off another box of what Beth killed off in her life. I kept getting tired of Beth announcing her new cat Apple that's been dead for four years.

Apple is dead, Beth, and so is this website:

Now we get Beth's new website called
BethsFurryFriends.com featuring

a bunch of pictures of Beth from 8 years ago
and a calendar of this cat that is as boring as hell:

Reference the original item appearing on the Beth Fan Page:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/therapy-cat-people.html

Take a gander, suckers, at what that calendar money is funding:

Stalag Beth, a.k.a., Howard and Beth Stern's Hamptons Homestead
that's funded by cash donations to their selfie foundation
Bianca's Furry Friends. Oh, they keep a few cats
in cages and then dump them onto other people and
call it charity work.

If all of Beth's approximate 500,000 Instagram followers each buy one Helen Rose the Cat calendar at 25 dollars each, she will pocket more than 12 million tax free dollars. Hopefully, that will fund Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for another year. Can you believe Howard and Beth Stern have the nerve to charge 25 dollars which is the same amount the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) is charging for their calendar??? At least with NSAL, it helps fund their entire operation, not just two idiots who can't afford their real estate taxes.

Beth still does her blog for NSAL and announced that never-ending capital project of building a cat adoption center that promotes Beth's foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). Obviously, it's taking so long to build because the Sterns always keep all the monetary donations to BFF with only a peanut portion going to fund that cat center at NSAL. Beth states that it will have TWELVE rooms. Right, we've got to keep up with the Howard Stern numerology fetish which means he's got major problems. Like his Florida house reportedly has 12 bathrooms, stuff like that, I mean that jerk is obsessed. Goddamn, that would be enough to get me headed for divorce court.

The Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen is co-hosting with Hoda Yoda this week on The Today Show after-show that used to be hosted by Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford and the Sterns are always snubbed. Nobody can stand Howard or Beth and Andy is beyond popular. It's been rumored that when Wendy Williams finally gets the pink slip from her network for her talk show in a few years, she will head over to Radio Andy for a permanent gig. Won't that make Howard's plug-in wig blow a fuse? Can't wait.

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Hellish

Sheri Moon Zombie gets her husband Rob off his duff to get her an interview with the NY Post on September 11 to rebut the Beth Fan Page [blog entry dated 8/30/19] saying how old Sheri looks "fetching" [not a compliment, Sheri] as everyone wonders who wants to see an aged woman barely dressed on a 50 ft movie screen. Well, 3 From Hell is just that, where Rob photoshops the hell out of Sheri. The hair and face are digitally enhanced on the screen. The hair extension expert Marc Mena demonstrates how to digitally enhance hair in 2016 for Heidi Klum. Marc also did hair extensions for Beth for her cheapskate wedding in a bar in NYC at Le Touriste Trap called Le Cirque.

Um, yeah, the article needs a bit of blue pencil. Rob met Sheri at several of his concerts since she was a groupie touring with a few bands. Sheri claimed to be a big star in her own right having danced in an obscure music video and originally claimed to be one of the VJs on MTV, much like that bizarre-looking former wife of Kelsey Grammer, Camille, who everyone knows walked into Howard Stern's Private Parts, but no proof has emerged that Sheri was ever on MTV or VH1 or any other cable music channel from 27 years ago. Sheri made out pretty well for herself having given Rob a choice, either marriage or palimony because they had reached the 10-year mark in their relationship, I mean exactly - October they started dating and lived together and 10 years later on October 31 they were married. Rob chose marriage to shut up the family - oh yeah, a lot of people would allegedly have to be paid if he had dumped Sheri 17 years ago with Sheri moving onto Slash and Trash nesting in her coop.

Gee, didn't Sheri forget the real story about the elopement? Menopausal memory lapse I suppose. Rob invited Howard Stern and his now-wife Beth Ostrosky to the FORMAL WEDDING. Sheri had a fit and canceled the whole thing. Later, Rob was appearing in Vegas around Halloween and that's where they got married sans the Sterns. Howard has mentioned on his live radio show how mad he was that he did get the invitation to the formal wedding but was abruptly uninvited by Rob and that was it. Howard never heard when the wedding would be rescheduled. Howard later found out Rob and Sheri eloped but that's not true. They were already staying in Vegas and decided to race to a preacher with Elvis as a witness, you know, it was one of those cheap ass stupid Vegas weddings at those chapels that dot the landscape. Howard came up with Beth's fake age to make Sheri and Rob jealous, but then, Sheri has her fake age too so it evens out. Rob really doesn't care about all this since he frequently ditches his wedding ring while on tour, oh, because of water retention, ha, and his marriage reached a boiling point with Halloween, [how interesting due to the connection w/his wedding day] his first and second movie versions starring Scout Taylor-Compton who he was allegedly smitten. Enter Sheri's Machete and that ended that. Okay, let's move on.

The final shows of "America's Got Talent" are in full swing with the finale next week and of course it beats the Bachelor series in ratings by a landslide that Howard keeps promoting because he is jealous of Simon Cowell's super hit franchise Got Talent shows. It is still a Stern-free zone since Howard's agent can't swing a guest judging appearance even though they are on the phone nonstop with the network who may have to enter the witness protection program to avoid getting Stuck With Stern again.

The beautiful superstar Queen Latifah was a guest judge on
one of the final episodes of AGT.

Beth loves existing in old photoshopped photos of herself on her Instagram show and recycles a photo from when she had fat flabby breasts. As exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page, Howard videotaped Beth with a flat deflated left breast and it was posted on her Instagram Show in December 2016. She has been juggling old photos ever since passing them off as new and these cats she shoves in the pictures are not trackable and most look alike and obviously, who knows what happens to these cats since the original declawed Yoda the cat is long gone with this new one who has claws that Beth demonstrates on IG since she makes a big show out of trimming the claws yet only recently for Yoda, as of a year or so ago when she's had two Yodas in about 6 years. One wonders when that big black bra photo from 2017 was really originally taken by Howard. 

As exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page, Beth had no left breast in 2016. Gotta wonder how old Beth's photos are that Howard keeps shopping around.

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#robisbakedandboxed

Disappearing Nightmare

As blogged about before on the Beth Fan Page, Beth repeats a bunch of  her own photos and passes them off as new on her show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" as exclusively proven on this blog many times with photographic and link evidence. 

Now Beth is getting so desperate for content on her IG show that she recycles a photo of her brother from 2016 and passes it off as new. Does Beth exist anymore? Does her family exist anymore? This famous blogger has said it more than once that Beth's shrimpy sister-in-law's daughter never grows but maybe the photos are just from years ago and Beth keeps posting old photos passing them off as new because all of her photos are from years ago when she was younger too and it would look funny if her family aged but she didn't. Aside from that, she is a lazy ass do-nothing that just blankly stares at her iPhone all day choosing photos to recycle and upload for PR purposes to make it look like she does something with her life other than pretend to foster cats that are bred for her in a field that already have names and photos ready to go.

This of course is a huge problem when Beth posts on Instagram since everyone assumes the photos are of what she is doing at the moment - duh - INSTA - gram. Beth has no concept of time because she has nothing to do, no job, no responsibilities, nothing, just existing as the wife of Howard Stern since a man in a dress hired him in the first place on Sirius, giving him the deal of the century [see sidebar of this blog] and then Stern dances with the Nancy Boys of Sirius constantly as well as Howard roasting the gay lifestyle nonstop, well, he can do this since he is, what? Married. Yeah, Howard plays both sides of that fence. Beth's sole purpose is to be the wife to make the ex-wife jealous because Howard is still mad that she got all the dough post-divorce and all Howard got was his Manhattan man cave with an Ostrosky stuck in it that wouldn't leave. Beth was the only stooge who was desperate enough to take the deal offered by Howard because it was either sign the papers or go back to her alleged job as a topless bartender in Chinatown.

Now Beth's brother exists in the past on Beth's IG show. Below is the original item from the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 7-17-16 [Beth Struggling Amidst Heidi Hoopla], showing that same stale photo of Beth's brother holding one of the resident Hamptons Hostel cats Beth named "Blind Bella" while we know "Bimbo Beth" is Howard's cute name for Beth. 

Beth passes off this old photo of her brother as new.

Shrimp Grets never changes but then this photo is probably 8 years old.

Since Beth just exists via old iPhone photos, Howard really has no idea what she looks like now and suddenly had to come up with a story to keep her name in the press other than posing with those stale cats that are funneled through Beth's iPhone. As already blogged about, bring in the old fart health stories since that is all the Sterns have right now, they do nothing and have nothing on the horizon but the same treadmill of boring appearances rehashing the history of Howard Stern desperate to pretend he is relevant outside of the group home circuit.

In contrast, the savior of Sirius, Andy Cohen, is a superstar on TV with his show "Watch What Happens Live" and his guest was Wendy Williams who he stated was the Queen of All Media. So funny that two African American Queens have that title, Wendy & Oprah, while Howard is just a queen and Beth is a drone. Wendy's popular TV talk show is going into its 11th season this month while Stern's TV talk show was canceled a million years ago and was thrown in the garbage by network execs hoping to never have to contend with Stern ever again.

Blind Bella Item: Which Big Apple Bottom Couple are so engrossed in their photoshopped images of themselves that they have no clue they are laughed at behind their bags and sags?

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The Gay Blade

Orlando Bloomin' Nuts was the guest on Howard Stern's stale Sirius satellite radio show today, September 4, 2019, and who knew that he is a necro freak like Howard. They love talking about dead things like their careers and obsessing over the skeletons in their closets or displayed in their windows.

It is hilarious that Howard has a bunch of copies of his book next to the guest couch so Howard can foist a signed copy onto guests. Good luck getting out of taking a book with you as Howard counts it as a sale while the guest hands it off to their assistant whose job is to dump it in a landfill. Howard's book, you'll recall, is filled with his stale satellite radio interviews and Beth. Yes, that is the book, interviews and Beth. Oh, they met on a cold rainy night in the fantasy land of Howard Stern. I mean, you can't make this stuff up. WHY is Beth in that book? I can't remember anything else in that book that was published to trash Trump and Hillary and then you've got Beth stuck in there.

9-4-19, dazed and confused Orlando explains how sick and depraved he is
on Reaper Radio while sources allege there is nothing straight
about this guy and that's why he loves Howard Stern and it appears
 they purchase their hair from the same Scientology Celebrity Centre.

Then you've got that 50 year old Beth on her show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" bragging that lumpy fibroid breasts are healthy. Uh, they're not, whether they are cancerous or not they are not healthy on any level. But mainly all kinds of benign growths come with OLD AGE as in what Beth has entered but she can't face it. Aging is not healthy, Beth, you die from it. But everyone thinks Howard lies about his age and is much older and that feeds Beth's ego since she thinks she is much younger when she's not. She is so thankful for her "healthy" breasts that are filled with lumps, bumps, fibroids and benign tumors that she actually brags about her lumpy breasts on IG. Yeah, enter the sick and depraved world of the Sterns. Plus, she hasn't had those big breasts for about three years as exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page [ref: BFP December 19, 2016 and January 14, 2017] and Beth had a deflated creepy lumpy left breast.

Beth posts a photo from 2016 of her old breast implants to advertise mammograms. Uh, okay, since you can't photograph through implants you have to try and push them aside or get underneath to get a picture of breast tissue. Who is she kidding?

Beth doesn't like Dame Beth-Man's artwork?

It didn't take Howard's contract stunts team long to fulfill the last item on their list. Yes, another Beth Fan Page exclusive as Dame Beth-Man gets it right again saying that Howard needed another health scare so here we go with Beth's bogus breast cancer scare that's just another Howard Stern Production. How desperate can these people get? It's old people headlines and Beth is milking those barren breasts getting press mileage out of them. 

Here is another Howard Stern Production. Howard was on vacation these past few weeks and staged a phony rescue of a scared bird that was trapped by BETH in a red cape playing The Rescuers that Howard will now shop around to plug his do-nothing wife. Each summer the Sterns have their Hamptons Hostel open for business and Jimmy Kimmel and his family made his annual appearance and this time they could talk about Howard's big West Coast book promotion so everyone can claim their vacation as a business expense. How nice.

TORO, TORO!!! Beth and her red cape taunting a bird! There is nothing wrong with this bird but the loony bird holding the red cape trying to capture it.

As reported on the Beth Fan Page, Beth Fans were wondering if Rob Zombie's first Halloween film would hold onto its spectacular Labor Day weekend box office record and it did, making a total of over 30 million just for the Labor Day weekend, not cumulative earnings [ref: BFP August 30, 2019].

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