HHHH Beth O Stern 👸🪄 👑

The Hamptons Hostile Hostel Housewife (HHHH) Beth O Stern is a famous closet and bagel model.

She just recently modeled her bagel bread plate at the birthday party for her hubby Howard Stern's grandson [ref: BFP 6-2-26] and of course she is a regular in front of her giant mirror in her closet(s) trying on various outfits for any potential public appearances because she writes the clothing off as a business expense.

Now Howard's paying through his fake teeth to promote her latest boring book about nothing, "Coco & Stephen" featuring a cat and a boring rabbit since rabbits have zero personality. 

So, Beth is back posing in front of her mirror with reversed skewed images trying to make her wide chunky body look thin, then when she is spotted in public she is barely recognizable due to her chunky stature.

Beth's been having a hard time recently keeping up her sweet image and has turned into a pop tart with Howard scripted some spicy banter between he and Beth because he wants the lawsuit from Beth's alleged former toadying assistant Leslie Kuhn to focus on Beth who allegedly fostered a hostile work environment at the Hamptons hostel. 

It's common knowledge the Sterns like to coerce famous people to spend the weekend at their Hamptons house we just found out they call "Oceanview" [how stupid and cringy is that] and then are pressured to donate to Beth's animal charity foundation or they can forget getting a key out of the front door. Beth's alleged assistant Leslie Kuhn claims the foster feline gimmick was untenable to say the least.

Howard caught LYING - Again

It is documented on the 6-24-24 Beth Fan Page when Howard Stern said that BETH was at the BRIS in June 2024 for his first grandson. NOW Howard claims that Beth had no idea what went on at a bris. 

So what is going on here? Are all of Howard's family stories just made up LIES or better yet, his little stooge show writer fails to update those scripts they recycle. See below for the transcribed excerpts from the June 9, 2026, Stern show for the exclusive on Bris Gate.

As a sidebar, how interesting is it that Stern's daughter Ashley now has two sons, both born in June [2 years apart] and both had their bris in June. Everyone knows the Stern daughters can't have boys like their mommy Alison couldn't either.

Cohen Caught His "Beth"

Andy Cohen reportedly has found his "Beth", meaning, a toadying wannabe trolling around the theater district to connect with celebrities and follows them back home, just like Cohen's current fiancé Kevin Sobieski snagging Cohen and he is never letting go. The lovebirds are expected to tie the knot in the Hamptons over Labor Day weekend so the Sterns have plenty of time to be camera ready and make sure they are all Botoxed-Up and have time to hire a few phony feral felines to stick inside their limo to count their attendance at the wedding as a tax write-off charity animal rescue mission.

Sobieski is like Ostrosky, once they catch their big fish,
wedding bells follow but that pre-nup is a fright.

Just like Beth Ostrosky, Sobieski trolled around Broadway and
latched onto composer and lyricist Benj Pasek before catching his
big fish Cohen. Beth trolled around and latched onto Broadway's
Michael Cerveris while stalking TV and radio show hosts.

After four months of intense investigation and manhunt for the alleged kidnappers of Nancy Guthrie, all Tucson Sheriff Nanos has accomplished is arresting two livestreamers who sat in folding chairs on the dirt roadside talking about the case. 

So, the hunt is still on to find Nancy Guthrie who has that round mouse body with the mouse face and those little teeth, with local police targeting Tucson livestreamers to make them stop staring at Granny Guthrie's empty shell house. 

Sweetie Savanny recently stated that her new BFF is Jenna Bush with her sob sista Hoda being pushed to one side and Savanny loves her Today Show family while not mentioning her two siblings who are stuck in Tucson trying to salvage what's left of their mom's dwindling estate with some alleged insiders insisting the siblings are planning a huge bonfire of the vanities to free themselves of their former stone prison home to erase all memories of their mom and their childhood while counting the cash from the fire sale.

Interesting how some news outlets have copied the famous 

Beth Fan Page by using the word 'allegedly' regarding 

Nanny G's abduction.

There were sure a lot of scripts and ransom e-mails

swirling around this case. Gee, I wonder who wrote them?

Some people have to put everything in writing, you know,

like lawyers do all the time.

Savannah smiles when talking to the alleged kidnappers of her mom
as she has written scripts for herself and Annabelle or Anni or Annie 
as she is called. But normally it's the kidnappers who have the victim
on video reading from a script to provide info on where to drop the cash in
exchange for their safe deposit with no return. These three look foolish
doing their own 'ransom' videos, I mean, they have this bit backwards.

One wonders what happened to the remains of Nancy Guthrie's

unfinished novel and what tall tales it entailed

Sweetie Savanny needs to heal

in the UK

Well, the upshot of all this abduction hoopla is that the game show 'Wordle' was taken off the shelf and got the greenlight to begin filming in the UK. 

So sweetie Savanny will be skating out of the country very soon to begin filming Season 1 of the game show and she is thrilled to be flying out of the U.S. to heal from being traumatized over her missing mommy. 

That stale game show idea was SHELVED about two years ago because no sponsors were funding a game show featuring an old defunct lawyer like Savannah Guthrie as the host with that big fish mouth yelling on The Today Show about some news topic. But now that she's the talk of the town, sponsors thought people might actually tune in to watch Savannah heal from the alleged abduction of her mommy by playing a word game.

Savannah will be working on 'Wordle' with Jimmy Fallon's production
company. The game show was shelved and only now was suddenly
greenlit due to the massive publicity surrounding Savannah's
missing mommy so producers think a buzz will be created
around the show.

#dawgshed #bris #brisgate #howard #oldscripts #bethostern

#ashley #surrogategate #june #hamptons #leslie #stunt

#untenable #feline #foster #bff #andycohen #sobieski

Wheels on Fire 🛞🛞🔥

"Notify my next of kin, this wheel shall explode"

Yes, Beth's wheels in her head might explode as Howard announced this week that he has yet another grandchild which of course means a meeting of his cadre of lawyers to add the latest leech to the Stern estate trust funds.

Howard said that he was at a birthday party for his daughter Ashley's son on May 31, when her first son was actually born around June 15th and is turning two years old, but with Ashley expecting her second son and was big and pregnant at the birthday party, they held it earlier on Sunday. On Monday, June 1, Howard announced that his daughter Ashley gave birth to her second son.

A Stern Grandchild Deception

Howard Stern managed to sneak in a third granchild along the way before Ashley gave birth to her second child on June 1, because he is super secretive about his three daughters because they don't want to be hounded by secret spies who spy on Stern.

On the June 1, 2026 Howard Stern show, he said that he was a grandfather for the FOURTH time - hold on here - when did that third grandchild appear? Oh, you have to faithfully follow the Beth Fan Page where it documented that Howard snuck in a third grandchild in September 2025.

Follow the Timeline

June 26, 2023 Beth Fan Page - Stern announced that Ashley was married to her boyfriend Adam on Saturday, June 24th. 

June 3, 2024 Beth Fan Page - Howard said he was going to be a grandfather for the SECOND TIME.

June 17, 2024 Beth Fan Page - Howard announced Ashley had a son a couple of days ago at Mt Sinai hospital, which would be about June 15th. He said he was a grandfather for the SECOND TIME.

September 10, 2025 Beth Fan Page - Howard said on his radio show on September 9th, that he now has THREE grandchildren. A five year old, a one-year old and a [something] five months old. He failed to name what it was that was five months old. 

June 2, 2026 Beth Fan Page - Howard announced that on June 1st, he was a grandfather for the FOURTH time with the birth of Ashley's baby on June 1. 

Where did that extra grandkid come from? 

Howard said he had a THIRD grandchild on his September 9, 2025 Stern show, yet failed to name whose kid that was [as documented on the 9-10-25 Beth Fan Page]. So we don't know if the baby is Debra's or Emily's, do we, since Howard maintains Ashley only just now had her second child.

#dawgshed #ashley #baby #grandkids #cake #birthday

#hamptons #ashleyjade #adamweinsten #adam #wheels

#bus #bethostern #howardstern

 

Author, Author ✍🏻📚📔👱🏻‍♀️

AFTER A 15-YEAR ABSENCE, Beth O Stern finally snags a seat at Hamptons Authors Night! 

Beth appeared at Hamptons Authors Night for two years in a row with the same book. It was her first book called "Oh My Dog" released in 2010 and she was at Authors Night in 2010 and 2011.

The book featured tons of plagiarized information downloaded from the Internet about the care, feeding and housing of your pet dog. She has written two children's books in the meantime that were ignored and just now has published her third children's book called "Coco & Stephen", and she finally gets back at Authors Night to sit around with boxes of books to unload and people can pay to get an autographed copy. Her husband Howard Stern is really forking out the dough this year for Beth's huge promotional tour for Beth's latest boring ghostwritten book about nothing.

Beth claims to be a big author yet can't churn out those books due to being too busy! Busy with what? She's no Stephen King as if fans are waiting for his next novel to drop when all Beth does is sit around watching her ass drop. 

Beth is not a novelist or any sort of writer, she is busy doing nothing, lazing around her Hamptons house counting crows healing from her latest round of cosmetic plastic surgery procedures, just like Howard Stern does now, and he keeps taking more and more time off work to get all his little procedures done like shaving down that nose of his, getting his liver spots lasered, and tweaking his eyelift, and apparently submitting to mandatory drug testing as a condition of continued employment at Sirius, working from home since 2020. If he fails a drug test, it's suspension, I mean, vacation time for Howard Stern.

Big author Beth as no job, so what was the holdup here? Her last children's book was 11 years ago with "Yoda Gets a Buddy", and she just released one now so she will show up in person at Hamptons Authors Night to sign her children's book, "Coco & Stephen" that you purchase onsite. Dozens of books will be on hand to buy and get signed. You are NOT ALLOWED to bring a copy of the book you already own. You must purchase it there at the site if you want to get it signed in person by the author.

East Hampton Library’s 

Annual Authors Night

The East Hampton Library's 22nd annual Authors Night will be held on August 8, 2026. The evening begins at 5 pm with the Authors Reception under a grand tent, where guests enjoy hors d’oeuvres and wine and have the opportunity to meet and mingle with the authors, buy their books, and have them personally inscribed. 

At 8 pm, directly following the Authors Reception, guests dine at dinner parties at private homes in honor of one or more of the guest authors. Will the Sterns host a reception at their Hamptons Hostile Hostel? Will their former alleged personal assistant and house manager Leslie Kuhn show up with yellow caution tape to put around the foyer?

Tickets are $150 for the Authors Reception only, and begin at $500 for the dinners (includes entry to book signing reception). Tickets are available in mid June, online at authorsnight.org, at the Library (159 Main St., East Hampton, NY), and by phone at (631) 324-0222.

Meet & Greet Superstar Beth O Stern

who hasn't scored an invitation to Authors Night

since 2011 even though she's written two

children's books in between her current one

just released in May 2026.

The last time Beth horned in on Hamptons Authors Night, was 

15 years ago. She appeared two years in a row for the 

same book, 'Oh My Dog" in 2010 and 2011.

Beth's Botox Smirk on Clarkson Show

As recently blogged about, Beth taped her appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show on May 12th and it aired on May 20th, where Kelly had to kiss her ass and they yucked it up when Beth said Howard pays all the bills for her animal foster charity. Well, all those bills are tax deductible because Howard has to claim his White Elephant real estate portfolio as partial tax deductions so he runs that cat and rabbit business inside his houses.

Not sure Beth's enormous chunky man-shoulders are big enough as
her face is so hardened with fillers, she can barely move it with that
signature Botox smirk. 

Beth and Kelly burst out laughing when Beth says her hubby Howard Stern
pays all the bills for her [bullshit] animal charity business. Notice again, Beth
has to wear enormous huge A-line dresses when in public to hide her huge
chunky lower body and short calves.

Justice for Granny Guthrie

It seems that the Real Donald Trump has captured the alleged perpetrator of the Nancy Guthrie abduction. One wonders if it will talk and give us the grimy details and reveal the motive and if there are any co-conspirators in the mysterious disappearance of Nanny G. Locals allegedly claim that her family sat on the sidelines and did nothing to prevent Nancy from wandering off into the desert with her aged old crone UFO club cronies where she was allegedly abducted. 

Apparently, the Fearsome Foursome [as they are called by alleged insiders], Savanny, Annie, Tommy and Cammy, did not supervise their mom and think she is simply playing the kidnapping game that Sweetie Savanny mentioned in her book that she said was not a memoir, but focused on how she is God's chosen one. 

Savanny said in her book, "Mostly What God Does", that the kidnapping game was played almost every year when she and her siblings were kids, and her grown cousin Teri visited the Fam in the home where Granny Guthrie has now disappeared.

Cousin Teri concocted the annual kidnapping game, snatching the kids out of their beds in the predawn hours, and then later called their mom Nancy to scream how they had been kidnapped and were in fear. Nancy Guthrie would play along and pick them up a few days later.

May 17, 2026, it seems The Don may have found Nanny G's

abductor. As suspected, apparently a Tall Grey alien was involved.

The Don is on the case and has a Tall Grey in custody.

Prepping for the return of Nancy Guthrie?

On May 18, 2026, ONE DAY after The Don posted that photo of the capture of a Tall Grey, which many suspect was involved with Nanny G's abduction, the circular driveway at her house was BLOCKED from any vehicles entering the property. Is this in preparation for the return of Nanny G???

Supposedly Sweetie Savanny said that people were trespassing on the property where her little mommy disappeared from, so had the barriers put up blocking cars from entering the circular driveway when everyone knows the Fam is desperate to get rid of YT livestreamers who may catch something that shouldn't be caught on camera.

Beth Fans remember that the famous Beth Fan Page was the only site to exclusively surmise that Nancy was abducted by aliens as she walked away to meet the Mothership in the Arizona desert. Only after that Beth Fan Page bombshell did President Trump then publicly press release that he will declassify some of the UFO/UAP alien contact documentation. [See the 2-10-26, 2-17-26 and 2-24-26 Beth Fan Page for that exclusive timeline bombshell.]

May 18, 2026, after DONALD TRUMP posted his Truth Social post with
the captured grey alien, Nancy Guthrie's family put up a chain across
the entrances to Nancy's circular driveway. Some are speculating that
Nanny G will be returned to her home as the family is desperate
to stop YT livestreamers from camping out in front of the home because
they may capture images that no one is supposed to see.

In the meantime, Sweetie Savanny will be off to Manchester, England, to tape her new game show produced by Jimmy Fallon called 'Wordle' since Savanny is acting like the rest of these people with missing or murdered family members. 

It was a macabre joke that OJ Simpson was searching for the murderer of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman on a golf course, John Ramsey was searching for the kidnapper of his daughter from his secluded estate in Michigan, and now Savannah is headed to England to search for her missing mom - yeah, funny how they all follow a certain pattern of fleeing the area of destruction. Oh, but Savannah has to heal!! She has to return to quote, 'normalcy'. Yes, folks, Savannah wants nowhere near Tucson when and if the grey alien abductors return mommy to earth, we hope, intact.

Alien Life Forms hiding in plain sight

Obviously, the TV character ALF was based on Ashley Banfield. She was
the first one to divert attention away from any UFO involvement in the
abduction of Nanny G and instead claimed Savanny's brother-in-law
Tommy was the main suspect in the disappearance of his mother-in-law.
Ashley has since retracted her comments blaming an informant that
everyone knows never existed in the first place.

#dawgshed #grey #greyalien #truthsocial #bethostern

#empire #nyc #authorsnight #hamptons #library #ohmydog

#coco #stephen #rabbits #cats #nsal #ashley #annie #tommaso

#nannyg #grannyg #guthrie #nottherealGuthries #SavannahGuthrie

#wordle #jimmy #twoJimmys #gameshowgimmicks