Crazy Cake Lady 🎂🍰🌹♥️

Beth Stern pushed her Valentine's Day cakes this year and got one for herself and Howard and her buddies Ali Wentworth and her husband George Stephanopoulos from Good Morning America as America waits to see if Ali's mom will be the next mom snatched for media attention as in the perceived abduction case of Granny Guthrie, The Today Show co-host Savannah Guthrie's mother.

The Sterns have been romancing Ali Wentworth for several years because of her and her husband's production company BedBy8 that produced the Brooke Shields documentary "Pretty Baby" and it's no secret that Howard wants a biopic all about himself with Bader Beth stuck in it somewhere.

Ever since Stern divorced his first wife in 1999, Howard has harangued TV producers to get Bader Beth some sort of spot on TV to make her famous and it's been a long hard struggle that he continues to fight. [See the exclusive Bader Beth European modeling photo blog entries in the header of this blog or on the blog sidebar under the 'pages' section.]

Crazy Cake Lady Beth

It's funny because normally Beth's friend Melissa Zapin always pushes her selfie-made pies onto her celebrity friends for the holidays to advertise her pie business but I guess since she got back with her husband Ross, she no longer has to pawn her pies for profit. 

Everyone remembers Ross Zapin is the long-time buddy of Howard Stern and Howard always makes sure Ross has a cushy job wherever Howard works. Melissa, everyone might remember, was a Hawaiian Tropic model and got a one-time bit part on Sex and the City a million years ago with Robin Quivers quoted as saying that Ross 'only dates hookers', but he married this one, ha ha ha.

Beth Posts an old photo for Valentine's Day that was featured on the Beth Fan Page from 2023 and passes it off as Current

Yes, it was back in 2023 when Beth appeared live and in person with Howard when Boss Witz put them up at a ritzy hotel near the SiriusXM Miami Studios where Howard was broadcasting his show for a week, and one of his guests was Jon Bon Jovi and his wife with Beth tagging along at the studio as a plus-one and she posted several photos of her modeling the hotel lobby and patio grounds.

Beth was a famous Miami hotel lobby model in 2023

and now passes off one of the photos as current for 

Valentine's Day 2026

See the Beth Fan Page dated May 2, 2023, for the full story.

Granny Guthrie Still MIA

Earthlings are still trying to unearth Savannah Guthrie's mother Nancy as fake clues continue to pour into news and police stations all over the country with some people saying that they need to look to the skies since that's the reason almost all of Arizona is dark at night, so people can see all the UFOs flying around gathering up grannies to harvest their generational knowledge only to find out it's just a bunch of useless information and they can't get them to shut up. But, the Martians are learning about this the hard way as they try to find a way to return the grannies to their hovels.

Yes, this famous blogger has been in contact with its sister site, the Martian Beth Fan Page, where we engage in friendly rivalry trying to scoop each other as it seems the leader of that spaceship got suckered into taking Granny Guthrie and is trying to return her home safely. Good luck, guys, I feel for you.

Nancy Guthrie's family is all worried holed up in a mansion resort in a
gated community in Arizona waiting for word on her return.

#dawgshed #siriusxm #savannah #nancyguthrie #crazycatlady

#BringGrannyGuthrieHome #Nancy #bethostern

#crazycakelady #valentinesday #bunniexo #bunnie

Waiting for Guthrie 🫨⏳⏰

Everyone is waiting for Savannah Guthrie's mom Nancy Guthrie to return to this planet.

Granny Guthrie was last seen live and in person on Saturday night, January 31st, with no human sightings ever since.

It's a mystery to say the least with Granny Guthrie simply disappearing from dusk 'til dawn leaving the family waiting for Guthrie.

Some perceived insiders are claiming that Granny Guthrie had assistance from an off-world soldier that appeared at her front door at almost 2 AM on February 1st, grabbing a plant from her front yard as a snack before entering the residence. 

The ET had to hide his face from prying cameras and lights because he has no nose but nostrils and has claws as hands that he hides with gloves. He allegedly was assigned to take Granny Guthrie to a group waiting for the Mothership to arrive in the desert, which is the home of the gila monsters, scorpions, rattlesnakes, coyotes, and ravenous little javelinas that resemble pigs.

An alleged ET snacks on Granny Guthrie's vegetation prior to gaining

entry into her home to take her to the Mothership in the middle of the

desert at 2 AM. That's why nothing was taken with Guthrie, no phone,

no purse, nothing, because she was dressed in her robe and nightgown for the

event to levitate her to the UFO/UAP waiting to take her to another world.

This video footage was captured and released to the public by security 

personnel on orders by the FBI because Granny Guthrie stopped her sub to her

Nest home security system so her family could not access the video without

help from the FBI. But it would make sense that Granny Guthrie would have

no use for any video footage since she was not planning on returning

to this planet. Perhaps something was captured on Howard Stern's

satellite that is floating in outer space that could help officials track

down Savannah's mommy, even though she reportedly does not

want to be found.

Howard Stern is best buddies with Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie. In 2014,
Savannah was yucking it up with her Today Show co-host Matt Lauer on
the Howard Stern satellite radio show and it was simulcast on The Today Show.
Savannah allegedly slept with Matt to get this top job and it always looked
like these two were a creepy married couple with Savannah pregnant here as
usual since she was always pregnant or yacking about wanting to be pregnant.

2014, Howard Stern hosts the hosts of The Today Show on his stale satellite radio
show when everyone used to show up in person for work with Gary weirdly sitting
on the floor next to Robin's booth.

#dawgshed #iguanas #StephenWilson

#bethostern #reptileranch #florida

#nancyguthrie #notrelatedtotherealGuthries

Savannah, Nancy, Savannah and her sister, Savannah's Family Plot,

crazy ass Annie, Sally Tomato, Hold the Tommaso Sauce

Sirius Town Hall Howard 🫨📻🛰️

Howard Stern is always trying to come up with new gimmicks to get more dough out of his employer, SiriusXM, because he's had his live show schedule reduced from three to two days per week.

So, here we go with a new gimmick by Howard and his staff that he mentioned on the January 26th stale Stern show, of doing special live shows with an audience.

Yeah, buddy, Sirius does that already, they are called TOWN HALLS with Andy Cohen and other Sirius hosts that do these all the time and they are held at the Sirius studios. 

Howard has only done one Town Hall back in 2014 with Billy Joel and Beth Buttinsky showed up with her mother. And it was a nightclub called The Cutting Room with dark lighting so Howard could pile on his makeup and hide his age. [See the Beth Fan Page dated 5-1-24 about the Stern/Joel Town Hall.]

Other appearances for Howard were just his own birthday show where he interviewed guests, it was not a Town Hall, neither were his in-person appearances at the Sirius LA and Miami studios, they were his regular radio show tapings with no live audience.

Howard recently roasted Arnold via a fake Arnold appearance
on his show because Arnold snubbed the Stern show last June,
and did a Town Hall with Andy Cohen instead. So now Arnold is
on the list to be roasted by Stern as other celebs have been,
who snub Stern.  [Ref the Fake Arnold interview on the 1-14-26
Beth Fan Page blog entry.]

Howard 'Live' on The Today Show

Now they have to take Beth

Howard suddenly appeared on The Today Show today, January 27th, to congratulate Al Roker for his 30 years he's been on The Today Show and gosh, what a giant concidence that suddenly BETH is getting a guest spot on The Today Show to plug her Great American Family (GAF) Animal Rescue Bowl that airs on Super Bowl Sunday - WOW - such a coincidence --- not. 

Beth is back on TV after a two year absence to plug her former "Kitten Bowl", now renamed the "Rescue Bowl". It's been more difficult for Beth to get on TV after the Rachael Ray show was canned because Beth used to parade on her TV talk show all the time plugging her bowl or just plugging the charity she shills for, the North Shore Animal League. 

1-27-26, Howard praised Al Roker for his 30 years on
The Today Show, so now they have to take Beth next
week plugging her GAF Rescue Bowl.

#dawgshed #alroker #today #todayshow

#30years #gaf #rescuebowl #eyeglasses

#redhead #wigs #jenniferwitz #witz