Blue Hair and Blueberries 🫐😰👵🐰

Howard Stern is getting kind of scary this season even though Halloween is behind us, he is still scaring some people to death aside from his mother who won't die inside of Stern's blue tinted weaved head.

On today's Stern show, he mentioned his mother celebrated another birthday, and she is 99 years old yet some alleged people believe that Howard's mother died about three years ago when Howard was in the city buzzing around busy as a bee with his daughter Nurse Ashley, timed with her upcoming wedding at the time and somehow grandma couldn't be a part of all the festivities leading up to those official nuptials written in stone, well, I mean, Nurse Ashley's hubby has that pre-nup written in stone but then he wants more kids than only two, since children are not a part of a contractual agreement, they are the wild cards added later wherein and whereas the alleged pigeon husband can get more dough out of his desperate yet rich housewife.

Howard's Lost Weekend

Since Ralph Cirella died and Stern vacated his NYC penthouse apartment as already blogged about numerous times, it was also timed with the ending of Halloween for Howard. [Ref BFP 4-10-26, 10-5-26, and 10-19-26 which references the numerous prior blog entries about Howard escaping from NY.]

Howard used to complain about the apartment lobby Hallloween decorations and Beth went flying over a bale of hay in the display [see the blog sidebar for that incident], and Howard used to leave candy in a cauldron outside his own apartment door but of course all that ended when Ralph left the building for good and climbed the stairway to heaven.

So, why the deception this year? Howard said on his radio show today that Beth was gone the entire weekend - which of course included Halloween this year - when he, what? He lied about Beth being gone all weekend when it was only on Sunday yet zero proof has yet emerged that Beth went anywhere over the weekend except last week when she snuck back into her own apartment as proven by her usual reversed image closet selfie to timestamp her appearances inside her tax shelter closet posing in some getup pieced together from a bargain basement discount store in the garment district.

But on Halloween, Beth proved it herself that she was with Howard in the Hamptons attempting to force a rabbit to eat a blueberry with Howard doing a voiceover in the video that Beth posted on her IG show. I mean, doesn't Howard know what Beth is posting online?? Apparently not, because if Beth did go to Pittsburgh for the Steelers game, it would've been only one day on Sunday, which is not the entire weekend, and someone needs to inform Howard that one day does not a weekend make. See today's Stern show transcribed excerpts below for the details.

#dawgshed #hamptons #halloween #halloweed #bethostern

#bluebeard #blueberries #blue #songsungblue #rabbits #cats

#lobby #sallykirkland #sally #hyena #trey #treyanastasio

The Beth Blog Banished ❓😢😿🧹

May 2026 was the last time Beth Stern posted an entry to her monthly blog on the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) website and Beth Fans just now noticed.

Each month, Beth publicized her NSAL 'Beth's Blog' on her Instagram show by posting some airbrushed bathing suit photo of herself and directing people to her blog on NSAL's website. 

Beth's done this same routine for several years, where she posts a monthly NSAL blog but this year she skipped April and her last blog entry was in May. 

Interesting April was when she and Howard were smacked in their facelifts with a lawsuit from a former assistant, Leslie Kuhn. She alleged that Beth fostered a hostile environment and alleged untenable animal fostering operations and questionable business practices during her tenure at 'Oceanview', the cringey stupid name Howard calls his Hamptons sinkhole house.

Beth posted one last blog entry in May 2026 because she was plugging her new children's book "Coco and Stephen" about her housepets Cocomelon the cat and Stephen the rabbit. The book was published in conjunction with NSAL.

Beth has posted no new blog entries for 5 months and counting, and instead has posted a giant 'follow' button on the NSAL website, directing people to follow her on Instagram. It's interesting that after Beth publicized her new children's book, where some of the proceeds go into NSAL's coffers, then Beth's Blog was terminated. 

Was the blog termination due to the questionable feline foster program at Beth's Hamptons house? Was NSAL afraid of being drawn into a lawsuit tied with Beth's alleged 'untenable' feline foster operations? Beth's Blog on NSAL primarily only plugged her own feline foster operations at her Hamptons home, hardly plugging NSAL at all, but they pulled the plug in May and the blog has not yet returned.

Reference the June 16, 2026, Beth Fan Page blog entry for the full story
about Howard snubbing the June 12th Beth Gala and Beth went alone.

Second Impending Lawsuit?

I have blogged about the lawsuit lodged against both Beth and Howard many times in the past. You can use the search bar at the footer of this blog to search for those past blog entries. 

But the lawsuit claimed that Howard allegedly ponied up some fake NDAs for their former executive assistant Leslie Kuhn so she would have a gag order placed on her, and she could never speak about anything that happened at the Sterns' house when she was in residence, nothing about Beth's feline fostering program, she couldn't say anything about their personal habits or preferences. Leslie said that was unfair, that supposedly the Sterns can trash her but she can't trash them due to those NDAs that she claimed she never signed.

Then there were the accusations Leslie made against Beth personally in her lawsuit where she claimed that Beth's on-site animal rescue operations (Beth's Furry Friends) at their Hamptons mansion created immense pressure, a hostile work environment, and Beth's disorganized accounting practices were called into question. 

The lawsuit has been dismissed in court, yet supposedly Leslie Kuhn's attorney filed an appeal on September 9th, asking a New York appeals court to overturn the July 29th ruling that dismissed Kuhn's case in its entirety. Kuhn believes that she has "credible evidence" that undercuts Howard's side of the story wherein the party of the first part claimed that only the latter NDA would be valid and enforced but not a bunch of prior ones and the case was dismissed as having no merit.

Surgical Smokescreen?

Beth always tapes the Great American Family (GAF) Rescue Bowl in the first week of December. As blogged about numerous times, after the Hallmark Channel fired her ass and kicked the rescue bowl to the curb, NSAL and Beth had to find a new home, and GAF was tagged.

OH - wait - Beth's having surgery in November as she stated on Howard's radio show. So she probably won't be well enough to tape that rescue bowl in the first week of December, right?  OR, was it CANCELED ANYWAY this year and Beth will twist this around as if it was her decision to end it due to her medical drama?

Add to it that accusation of running an untenable feline foster operation as well as having questionable business practices - but, gosh, that surgery Beth is having will force her to shutter that feral feline foster program, right??? OH gee what timing.

Then Beth and Howard can shutter Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and skate off to Florida with Beth's medical drama and Beth can recuperate inside her cosmetic surgery center basement and spa, far away from any secondary pending lawsuit.

So - with the Sterns staging this medical drama right now, at this particular time, it could result in the following permanent changes: 

• No more NSAL blog
• No more GAF Rescue Bowl
• No more feline foster operations making any lawsuits null and void
• No more staff Xmas party due to the Sterns' medical crisis and being in Florida until January.

I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens.

Who comes out the winner?

Remember this photo from the Beth Fan Page showing Beth is in desperate need of reconstructive surgery on those botched breast implants? So hopefully Howard is finally paying for this much needed surgery in the guise of a 'medical scare' surgical procedure involving female problems, yes, Beth is the female with problems.

We can't wait to see Beth to post her post-op face and body! We remember when Robin Quivers survived staged cancer and came out with a new face that is still super tight and bloated with Botox and fillers.

Beth can't say she has cancer because she doesn't. It's just a staged cancer scare at this point and is getting elective surgery. So what is the point? Well, like with most aged out celebs, they emerge with a brand new tight face and tighter body parts but don't want the public to think they are vain when it is quite obvious when celebs get a major face and body overhaul.

Beth was hardly suffering this year with any perceived ailments. You can page through past Beth Fan Page blog entries to see that this has been her busiest year in a very long time.

She was promoting her new children's book [after an 11 year absence from her being a big author], her finally getting back at the Hamptons Library Author's Night, her attending Hamptons movie screenings, and Howard getting her into every event possible in the Hamptons and even an appearance during New York Fashion Week, which she has been absent from for 9 years. 

Oh, gosh, now she's barely crawling into Stern's basement for a whiny-ass interview today because she wants her face on HBO Max where they rewind stale Stern show clips, but now she is front and center crying and crowing about her big time cancer scare when it's just elective surgery. 

Will the Beth Fan Page have to re-imagine Virulent Beth?

We can't wait when post-op Beth will be revealed!!! Will she be camera ready with a new bloated facelift and bloated boobs with a newly slimmed down midsection?? It could happen, and if it does, then Virulent Beth will have to be redrawn by the famous Dame Beth-Man.

#dawgshed #lesliekuhn #howardstern #bethostern

#blogger #nsal #phish 

Beth's Blog, medical scare, HBO Max scare, coco, stephen

Hamptons, lawsuit, Florida, Leslie Kuhn, appeal

BFP Right Again - Stern Scouts Talent for Freebie Trips 😮🤔💵

The Beth Fan Page is right yet again and this time it was when Howard and Beth Stern ditched Father's Day in June for a freebie tax write-off trip to Jimmy Kimmel's lodge in Idaho.

As blogged about on June 23, 2026, Howard bragged on his SiriusXM satellite radio show about how he suddenly went to Kimmel's lodge for a few days where he just happened to not only meet Naomi Watts plugging her menopausal products, which he made sure to plug during his radio show about his Kimmel lodge visit, but Howard also suddenly discovered a duo called Johnnyswim. It sounds like that cartoon channel Adult Swim.

Johnnyswim is Abner Ramirez and his wife Amanda Sudano Ramirez, who is Donna Summer's daughter. They live in Idaho and perform at various venues around the country, including The Stephen Talkhouse about 11 years ago, but gee, they just happen to be at Kimmel's lodge when Howard just happens to meet them, and they just happen to have a song about Howard Stern they wrote two years ago! Yeah, which was when Stern actually first heard of them but he saved the story for maximum publicity and tax write-off purposes.

So, YES, the Beth Fan Page was right again about how Howard might be counting the Kimmel lodge visit in June as a business expense when he just happened to meet Johnnyswim and now Howard made good on his aged out discovery when they appeared at The Stephen Talkhouse on October 16 and 17, with the Sterns parading there on the 16th. 

Beth preps for her audience appearance

promoting Johnnyswim at 

The Stephen Talkhouse

Beth and Bruno

Separated at Modeling School

Sacha Baren Cohen was a guest on today's Howard Stern satellite radio show talking up his new almost straight to streaming movie, "Ali G: Who Iz I?".

It's no secret that Beth O Stern bears a striking resemblance to the character created by Sacha, when he portrayed the fictional supermodel Bruno. Beth was also a fictional supermodel that Howard Stern tried to create but it failed and she was just a stock photo model getting plugged into catalogs that were printed in Germany, like the Bader Beth modeling photos exclusively discovered by the Beth Fan Page [see the blog header for those blog entry dates].

Sacha Imitates Beth - Which one is Sacha?

Cohen vs Cohen

Which interview was real and which 

was Memorex?

Howard Stern interviewed Sacha Baron Cohen on his satellite radio show today even though [as of this writing] zero third-party proof has emerged that Sacha and Howard were there in person today and that the interview was not recorded at an earlier date at the Sirius Studios.

Howard claimed that he went into the city on Sunday to prep for his Sacha interview, never mentioning Beth this time, like when they trekked into Brooklyn for the Kimmel show appearance, Howard had tons of banter about that and how the apartment above his was noisy, proving the Beth Fan Page was right that Howard doesn't live at his former place. But this time, we got no Beth banter. [See BFP 9-30-26 and 10-5-26 about the apartment report and the Kimmel appearance.]

Andy Cohen has third-party proof he was at the Sirius building today in
person, interviewing Carole Radziwill of the Real Housewives of New York.
No such proof exists as of this writing, that Howard was also in New York
 this same date at Sirius for the Sacha Baron Cohen interview.

We got the standard clip posted from the Stern show yet no other media site
showed proof that Sacha was there at Sirius on October 19th.

#dawgshed #howardstern #sachabaroncohen

#aliG #bethostern #realhousewives

Bruno, Borat, Ali G, Jimmy Kimmel, Andy Cohen,

Carole Radziwill, RHONY