The Uninvited Gets The Invite 😮⛱️🍿🎥

The Beth Blitz is still in full force as she doesn't even have time to change her outfit to race to another batched event on July 10, 2026.

As reported on the July 10, 2026, Beth Fan Page blog entry, Beth made an appearance at an obscure charity event held on July 10th, for the Endometriosis Foundation that was hosted by Billy Joel's current Botoxed wife Alexis, yet Beth barely had time for a meet, greet and free eats before heading out to the movies!!

YES, Beth scored another invitation that same date and didn't even bother changing her outfit but then again, Howard Stern likes to have Beth's appearances batched together to save on expenses for all that makeup plastered on her face by her MUA and having her stylist piece together some outfit off the discount rack from Bloomies.

As reported many times on this famous blog, Beth batches her appearances to get her money's worth, so her cheapskate hubby Howard doesn't have to keep hiring their makeup artist and stylist to put Beth together for each event separately, so Beth batches them together and hops in that limo darting to any event that has a vacancy so she can be the plus-one seat filler. 

Cinema Society Buttinsky

After a 7 year absence from a Cinema Society event, on July 10, 2026, Beth managed to glom onto the founders of The Cinema Society, Andrew Saffir and Daniel Benedict, to sneak into the movie "The Invite", with the afterparty held at The Boat House in East Hampton.  

July 10th, the Cinema Society founders host the screening of
"The Invite" where the uninvited Beth has been a parasite
leeching off their events. But Beth has not scored a Cinema
Society invite since 2019.

July 10th, Beth batches her appearances wearing the same outfit
she wore earlier that day to the Endometriosis Foundation fundraiser
then hopped into her waiting limo to attend a screening of "The Invite".
See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated July 10th for Beth's prior
event wearing the same outfit. 

Beth batched her events on July 10th for maximum
publicity purposes. This really is the Summer of Beth
as she turns her fake age of 54 years old on the 15th. 

Liev Schreiber's wife runs interference at a screening of "The Invite" on July 10th.
We remember when Liev showed up with only his kids to a movie screening of
"Penguins" in 2019 and he couldn't get Beth to leave and it looked like he
was her movie date.

Howard Shops Beth Around

Like when Beth went to that D-list movie screening of "Penguins" in 2019, he also got her a tabloid dress fight plugging the dress. Beth's clothing budget is always within the range of around $300 to $600 for these off the rack dresses. That daisy flower dress only cost $430 at retail stores. So with Beth's latest Hamptons appearances, Howard is a busy bee shopping around those current photos of Beth to get into dress fights and plug these cheap dresses so Howard can get them for free from retailers.

Notice Beth always wears huge dresses in public

when she's away from her Hamptons Photoshop Ranch

posing for her skewed image selfies

Brooke shields an illness?

It is getting more difficult for Brooke to hide that she is shielding an illness according to alleged insiders that insist it's more than obvious from her public appearances.

In 2023, Brooke herself admitted to having a sort of epileptic attack prior to her appearance at The Carlyle Hotel where she did a one-woman show of songs and monologues. Several news outlets reported on Brooke talking about her grand mal seizure prior to her performance at The Carlyle. Brooke later attributed it to having low sodium in her system from drinking too much water. Yeah, sure, like who has this problem aside from no one who is not 98 years old.

But the facts in evidence prove something is up with the rarely vertical Brooke Shields that can be found on the floor more often than her family wants to admit. Allegedly, she has to cover up and hide any suspected illness from studio insurance companies and that's why she works outside of the U.S., away from union rules.

Brooke frequently does weird automaton-type
moves in public.

Her bizarre wrinkled prune skin and pockets of drooping
fat under the chin belie her age as some think she is lying
about when she exactly started modeling as a babe in arms.

Brooke often spazzes out with her glaring eyes and
yet somehow, Spielberg missed casting Brooke glitching
out in "Disclosure Day".

Brooke's weird wrinkled skin and bulging bag under her
left eye caused concern that looked like
bruising around the eye as some people suspect
she smacked into a wall during another alleged
seizure.

Another good shot of Brooke allegedly spazzing
out in front of cameras.

Disclosure Day

Steven Speilberg's movie "Disclosure Day" was a disappointment with a script seemingly written in the 1990s and was filled with tons of boring CGI effects. And as with almost all alleged $cience Lovers, they have a thing for the Catholic Church. So you have to suffer with an inserted segment that has nothing to do with aliens and UFOs other than some former and current nuns have to face it that UFOs exist. Big wow. I think the segment was discarded footage from The Da Vinci Code or something. 

Spielberg has been in a tizzy in interviews claiming that churches have to face it that aliens exist. Yes, if you've ever seen Spielberg's freakish $cience Lover mother, you'd believe in aliens too. But everyone doubts there will be a mass influx of any seeded earthlings signing up for Xenu's courses.

Glaringly ABSENT from the movie were these two!!

 I mean, really??? Paris resembles the female impersonator 

alien in 'Mars Attacks' and her baby is obviously a Martian.

We love the Little Burberry Baby Alien Hilton.
Sometimes the head flattens out on top during the
3d printing process.

#dawgshed #penguins #hamptons #cinemasociety

#invited #theinvite #invite #uninvited

Sag Safe Harbor House Howard 🛟🌞⛱️

As blogged about before, Howard is paying through those fake teeth of his to get Beth into every bullshit event to parade around as if she is a big celebrity, when this dolt hasn't been to anything in about three years.

But it's because of the lawsuit that was filed againt the Sterns by a former alleged live-in house assistant Leslie Kuhn, who claimed that mainly it was Beth who was fostering a hostile Hamptons environment and her feline foster operation is untenable with questionable accounting practices, while Howard allegedly churns out fake signed NDAs. 

To deflect from all this and exploit all this free publicity, we are now stuck with Beth hopping and bopping around from one stale event to the next to pretend they don't care about any ol' lawsuit to prove they are popular and famous while Leslie Kuhn is smoldering in a stew of jealousy.

Well, Beth managed to ferret out another event so she can parade around famous in Sag Harbor near Howard's Sag Safe Harbor house so she can influence potential jurors in the area that she is a big famous star who is not a giant plus-one buttinsky to these D-list events.

Howard is just getting Beth into everything he can to not just deflect from the lawsuit allegations, but to prove his time off from his job at SiriusXM is his choice when it's not. I mean, it's been common knowledge that Howard always took a lot of vacation time in the summer to make Beth famous in the Hamptons so his boss Jennifer Witz just told him to not come back, so she kicked him off the air for two months each summer.

Barnacle Beth Leeches 

onto another Joel

So here we go with more bullshit Beth appearances - right, as if she cares about any charities that don't benefit herself. But she's desperate right now to appear likable to potential jurors for her upcoming trial while Howard continues to hide out in his own Sag Safe Harbor House away from their Hamptons hostel to run from any potential subpoenas.

Beth is always bugging Billy Joel and any Joel in sight she can glom onto and once you get stuck with Beth, you can forget about ever getting free from her unless you move across the country or fake your own death.

I guess now Beth is pretending to suffer from endometriosis -

what a joke - this woman will try anything to jump in

front of a camera.

Beth horned in on this event with Billy Joel's current facelifted

wife, Alexis Roderick Joel.

July 10, 2026, Sag Harbor.

July 10th, Beth looks like she's wearing some cheap house dress.
She was probably sitting by her pool sipping white wine when she
got the call that someone dropped out and they needed a seat filler.

July 10th, as usual, Beth looks disshelved having to jump in that
limo at the last moment as a plus-one seat filler at this charity fundraiser.

Beth is only thin in her reversed image skewed IG selfies when in real life
she's a wide-bodied tank.

#dawgshed #howardstern #lesliekuhn #joel #billyjoel
#sagharbor #hamptons #alexisjoel

Kicked Off the Air Kick Off Party 🎉🍹🎈🥳🛰️📻

The highly anticipated Howard Stern "Kicked Off the Air Kick-Off Party" has begun as Howard is kicked off the air again this summer since his boss Jennifer Witz found a loophole in that weaved wig of Howard's, wherein she can't cancel the party of the first part's stale satellite radio show, but she can kick his can to the curb for two months each summer and air reruns to save on expenses and stop Stern from producing more new useless shows.

It was a battle of the Witz to get Stern to finally give up the ghost and call off his lawyers because Witz won this battle realizing there is still the war of words with the babbling talk radio host deadweight.

Howard has always taken some time off during the summer to make his wife Beth Stern famous in the Hamptons, a fight he has fought for about 20 years and he will not give up the useless battle of trying to make Beth famous.

But now Howard has more time to focus on making Beth famous once again as she squeezes into plus-size fashion pieces off the rack with Felix the Tailor having to widen out those seams so Beth can be sewn into them with Howard allegedly having Felix's fake signed NDA already on file in case Felix fights Beth and goes public with it accusing her of creating a hostile sewing room environment busting out of her seams in a rage when all Felix can do is pick up the pieces and get out his gummy bear shooter to calm the beast.

Summer Kick-Off Team

Howard is no different from other aged-out old crones on the Summer Kicked-off the Air team that have old ironclad contracts that the networks are stuck with, when these people are grossly overpaid and ratings go up in their absence and the networks are desperate to hire younger talent that will work at a fraction of the cost.

Jimmy Kimmel is always kicked off the air each summer and the network has tried on several occasions to cancel his show permanently, even POTUS has tried getting Kimmel kicked off the air, but the only loophole the network could come up with was a summer kick-off and they can hire guest hosts. 

Of course with Howard Stern, Boss Witz just wants him gone so they can air all those useless old show tapes and make money from the advertising while paying a skeleton crew to hit buttons on a tape recorder as summer filler.

This is also the ploy of the struggling Today Show that has wanted for several years to oust their ratings killer Savannah Guthrie. So when her mom went missing in Tucson, the network jumped at the chance to oust the TV deadweight by pressuring her to take a ton of time off to go rent some camels and get a search team suited up with canteens to look for her mom in the desert, trolling through bedouin camps looking for mommy so The Today Show could continue with the existing co-hosts to boost ratings.

Well, Savanny caught on and came back too soon and did the crying bit on the air after spending a month with an acting coach hidden away at a secluded mansion in the Tucson foothills so she was back in NYC in no time blubbering like a big overgrown baby with her helium head pining away for 'mommy'.

So, to be free of Savannah, producers took the loser game show 'Wordle' off that shelf that had been gathering dust for 2 years and dumped Savannah onto Jimmy Fallon who is producing the game show and getting Savannah out of town to film the show in the UK hoping that she never returns today or tomorrow. 

We remember Savannah was scheduled to be shipped off to Italy for the Olympics but her mom disappeared so that canceled all that, so now she is expected to fly on her broom to the UK as the network hopes it sticks this time and no one else from the Guthrie group goes missing to muck up that taping schedule which would boomerang Savannah right back into the Today Show's lap.

Savannah and her siblings are still struggling to keep the kidnapping game going since the disappearance of their mommy Nancy Guthrie who is still in hiding with many moles suspecting she is negotiating her return to earth shortly and will claim she was abducted by Martians as originally suspected anyway as exclusively reported only by the famous Beth Fan Page. However, the catch is that she went with the wind under her own power and not forcibly abducted which is something the Martians are adamant about, they are nonviolent beings as they point their long fingers at the Tall Greys which of course President Trump has one in custody and is seeking advice with this sensitive situation from the Pleidians to bring Nancy home. [Ref: BFP 5-21-26 and 6-23-26]

Savannah's security team swore they heard Nancy squeaking
a message from a secret room hidden inside her closet that
Savannah admitted in her book, "What God Does" that they never found.
It was where Nancy hid her secret journals, diaries and old love letters
from their dad Charles. Savannah has since hired an escavation
team to dig deep in Nancy's closet to find that secret stash.

FBI [aka FIB] Says Ransom 

E-mails are Fake

Yes, folks, now the FBI, nicknamed 'Fibbers', claim that the ransom e-mails received in the Guthrie kidnapping case were fake - well, maybe not all of the chapters in this kidnapping novel were fake, but only part of the first part could be real, but a part of the second part below the postscript may not be real.

In the Ramsey family kidnapping case, the ransomer published their ransom book all at once and left it at the scene of the crime whereas this Guthrie group is breadcrumbing the public with only publishing chapters of their ransom novel. 

It's been reported that there was a video attachment to the first e-mail showing Nancy being abducted from her bed wearing navy Pjs and was barefoot with her Apple watch dropped on the floor in the scuffle. That's why Savannah said her mom was snatched from her bed in the early morning hours - yeah, kind of like the Guthrie family's annual kidnapping game they played as kids that was sanctioned by Nancy and carried out by their grown cousin Teri per Savannah's book "What God Does".

Howard Brokers Major Turtle Deal 

Just when you thought Howard could dig no deeper into that modeling barrel, he found a charity that would take Beth as their spokesturtle model. She will appear at a Turtle Gala [this is not a joke] as an honorary chairperson on July 18 somewhere on Long Island. Gosh, the clout Howard must have to have brokered this deal!! Wow. Now Beth can bring boxes of her book "Coco & Stephen" to the gala to sell to everyone.

#dawgshed #howardstern #nancyguthrie #todayshow

#desertstorm #desert #turtles #turtlegala #gala

#taylorsheridan #taylor #fbi #ransom #fakeemails

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