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Monday, April 15, 2024

Countdown to a Meltdown

Since about 2020, Howard Stern has taken one week off mid-April to regroup and prep for Beth's meltdowns, and there were a few. 

Of course the upcoming countdown to the annual Met Gala meltdown where Beth Stern is ignored each year for the biggest event in the fashion and entertainment industry. 

It's the major fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York. It is always held on the first Monday in May where every year Beth is snubbed and SiriusXM doesn't pay for tickets for the rarely vertical radio relic and his aged out wife. 

In 2020 Met Gala was canceled due to the Covid Invasion so Howard had a break in the stormy seas dealing with Beth's annual meltdown because she's always snubbed and the Met Gala does not allow plus-ones which is how Beth has gotten into most events in New York or the Hamptons. 

I mean, Beth couldn't score a ticket when she was the famous Bader Beth, the German catalog superstar, so how can she expect a ticket after marrying Howard Stern? The King of All Boring Radio?

Last year Howard handled it by moving his stale satellite radio show to Miami from May 1 - 3 so they could appear too busy to attend the Met Gala that was held on May 1. But this year is no different than past years with Beth looking loopy on her Instagram Show trying to push her cat merch charity gimmick in everyone's faces as if she is a tireless charity worker not caring about being a celebrity on a red carpet when Beth is desperate to attend these major society functions but can't get anyone to fund her famequest.

Now Howard has to come up with something for Beth to do to appear like she is too busy and famous for the Met Gala this year and just keeps pushing their charity gimmick in everyone's faces as Beth keeps posing on her Instagram Show in various giant print dresses yet having to cover up her giant facelift and laser skin peels from the sun.


Met Gala 2024

The 2024 Met Gala will take place on Monday, May 6, 2024 in New York City at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. It will celebrate the Costume Institute’s new exhibition, “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" and the official dress code is "The Garden of Time". Zendaya of "Dune" fame is one of the co-chairs of the gala this year. Of course the star of "Dune" Timothée Chalamet has been the Met Gala co-chair in 2021 and if he is not too busy parading around filming his Bob Dylan movie, Anna Wintour wants him to make an appearance even though it's been reported that Timothée did not get along with Zendaya during the filming of their epic movie. Zendaya has been a Met Gala fixture five times and counting. She is really in demand right now.

Moody Blues: Chalamet is currently on location filming his Bob Dylan movie
which apparently involves just walking around looking moody. 





Chalamet at the Met Gala 2021.



Met Gala 2021, Chalamet throwing up the hand signals which is practically
a red carpet requirement among the chosen elites of the entertainment biz.




Beth Selling Stuff - Again

Beth never knows how to dress and since she's been permanently moved to Florida, she adopted that Lilly Pulitzer type print dress fashion style as she does her selfie fashion shows inside cat closets, at hotels, and seaside locales with her own photographer in tow, mostly it's just one of her personal assistants with her sister-in-law Amy Grets as the supervisor and they follow her around with their little iPhone cameras so Beth can play model and hopefully sell some of her necklaces or t-shirts to fund her lazy ass lifestyle of doing nothing but hiding from the reptiles that have taken over her Florida empty fortress forcing Beth to lock herself indoors. If one of those creatures slips through security, Beth can say goodbye to those morsels called kittens in a flash with Beth running for her safe room to prevent those Godzillas from snapping at her ankles and getting a million germs and having to be rushed to the ER.


Beth poses in a reptile free zone so she can show off her huge A-Line dress
she has to wear in public in an uncontrolled enivronment to hide her
chunky lower body but she needs to work on closing that mouth over
those giant horse teeth. Beth is modeling her cat necklace jewelry
on her IG show and on her website to earn some Birkin bag bucks.



MSG Meltdown

Then we have the Madison Square Garden meltdown when everyone wondered what happened to the Sterns showing up for Billy Joel's last concert at the venue.

As reported on the Beth Fan Page, Billy Joel's 100th concert, which ended his tenure at MSG, aired on CBS on April 14, 2024 and Howard and Beth said they would be there but no such footage has emerged of the daring duo. 

As reported on the April 8, 2024 Beth Fan Page, insiders insisted Howard's onstage bit was taped for broadcast with Beth in the audience as one wonders what happened to the whole setup. 

On the February 14, 2024, the Howard Stern show broadcasting from the SiriusXM Miami studios where Howard interviewed Billy Joel and his wife Alexis. Both Howard and Beth said they would be there for Joel's last concert yet they didn't show up or got zero camera time during the taped broadcast.















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