Kicked Off the Air Kick Off Party 🎉🍹🎈🥳🛰️📻

The highly anticipated Howard Stern "Kicked Off the Air Kick-Off Party" has begun as Howard is kicked off the air again this summer since his boss Jennifer Witz found a loophole in that weaved wig of Howard's, wherein she can't cancel the party of the first part's stale satellite radio show, but she can kick his can to the curb for two months each summer and air reruns to save on expenses and stop Stern from producing more new useless shows.

It was a battle of the Witz to get Stern to finally give up the ghost and call off his lawyers because Witz won this battle realizing there is still the war of words with the babbling talk radio host deadweight.

Howard has always taken some time off during the summer to make his wife Beth Stern famous in the Hamptons, a fight he has fought for about 20 years and he will not give up the useless battle of trying to make Beth famous.

But now Howard has more time to focus on making Beth famous once again as she squeezes into plus-size fashion pieces off the rack with Felix the Tailor having to widen out those seams so Beth can be sewn into them with Howard allegedly having Felix's fake signed NDA already on file in case Felix fights Beth and goes public with it accusing her of creating a hostile sewing room environment busting out of her seams in a rage when all Felix can do is pick up the pieces and get out his gummy bear shooter to calm the beast.

Summer Kick-Off Team

Howard is no different from other aged-out old crones on the Summer Kicked-off the Air team that have old ironclad contracts that the networks are stuck with, when these people are grossly overpaid and ratings go up in their absence and the networks are desperate to hire younger talent that will work at a fraction of the cost.

Jimmy Kimmel is always kicked off the air each summer and the network has tried on several occasions to cancel his show permanently, even POTUS has tried getting Kimmel kicked off the air, but the only loophole the network could come up with was a summer kick-off and they can hire guest hosts. 

Of course with Howard Stern, Boss Witz just wants him gone so they can air all those useless old show tapes and make money from the advertising while paying a skeleton crew to hit buttons on a tape recorder as summer filler.

This is also the ploy of the struggling Today Show that has wanted for several years to oust their ratings killer Savannah Guthrie. So when her mom went missing in Tucson, the network jumped at the chance to oust the TV deadweight by pressuring her to take a ton of time off to go rent some camels and get a search team suited up with canteens to look for her mom in the desert, trolling through bedouin camps looking for mommy so The Today Show could continue with the existing co-hosts to boost ratings.

Well, Savanny caught on and came back too soon and did the crying bit on the air after spending a month with an acting coach hidden away at a secluded mansion in the Tucson foothills so she was back in NYC in no time blubbering like a big overgrown baby with her helium head pining away for 'mommy'.

So, to be free of Savannah, producers took the loser game show 'Wordle' off that shelf that had been gathering dust for 2 years and dumped Savannah onto Jimmy Fallon who is producing the game show and getting Savannah out of town to film the show in the UK hoping that she never returns today or tomorrow. 

We remember Savannah was scheduled to be shipped off to Italy for the Olympics but her mom disappeared so that canceled all that, so now she is expected to fly on her broom to the UK as the network hopes it sticks this time and no one else from the Guthrie group goes missing to muck up that taping schedule which would boomerang Savannah right back into the Today Show's lap.

Savannah and her siblings are still struggling to keep the kidnapping game going since the disappearance of their mommy Nancy Guthrie who is still in hiding with many moles suspecting she is negotiating her return to earth shortly and will claim she was abducted by Martians as originally suspected anyway as exclusively reported only by the famous Beth Fan Page. However, the catch is that she went with the wind under her own power and not forcibly abducted which is something the Martians are adamant about, they are nonviolent beings as they point their long fingers at the Tall Greys which of course President Trump has one in custody and is seeking advice with this sensitive situation from the Pleidians to bring Nancy home. [Ref: BFP 5-21-26 and 6-23-26]

Savannah's security team swore they heard Nancy squeaking
a message from a secret room hidden inside her closet that
Savannah admitted in her book, "What God Does" that they never found.
It was where Nancy hid her secret journals, diaries and old love letters
from their dad Charles. Savannah has since hired an escavation
team to dig deep in Nancy's closet to find that secret stash.

FBI [aka FIB] Says Ransom 

E-mails are Fake

Yes, folks, now the FBI, nicknamed 'Fibbers', claim that the ransom e-mails received in the Guthrie kidnapping case were fake - well, maybe not all of the chapters in this kidnapping novel were fake, but only part of the first part could be real, but a part of the second part below the postscript may not be real.

In the Ramsey family kidnapping case, the ransomer published their ransom book all at once and left it at the scene of the crime whereas this Guthrie group is breadcrumbing the public with only publishing chapters of their ransom novel. 

It's been reported that there was a video attachment to the first e-mail showing Nancy being abducted from her bed wearing navy Pjs and was barefoot with her Apple watch dropped on the floor in the scuffle. That's why Savannah said her mom was snatched from her bed in the early morning hours - yeah, kind of like the Guthrie family's annual kidnapping game they played as kids that was sanctioned by Nancy and carried out by their grown cousin Teri per Savannah's book "What God Does".

Howard Brokers Major Turtle Deal 

Just when you thought Howard could dig no deeper into that modeling barrel, he found a charity that would take Beth as their spokesturtle model. She will appear at a Turtle Gala [this is not a joke] as an honorary chairperson on July 18 somewhere on Long Island. Gosh, the clout Howard must have to have brokered this deal!! Wow. Now Beth can bring boxes of her book "Coco & Stephen" to the gala to sell to everyone.

#dawgshed #howardstern #nancyguthrie #todayshow

#desertstorm #desert #turtles #turtlegala #gala

#taylorsheridan #taylor #fbi #ransom #fakeemails

Savannah Guthrie, Nancy Guthrie, aliens, UFO, fake ransom

Beth O's Obit Takeover 🐈😼😾🪦

Ever since Howard and Beth Stern were smacked in the head with a giant lawsuit lodged against them by a former alleged assistant named Leslie Kuhn, they have been on a big media blitz to prove how rich and famous they are, that the lawsuit is merely a cash grab because Leslie is jelly of their fame and fortune and wants a piece of the action while it's alleged the Sterns printed a bunch of phony signed NDAs saying Leslie can't say a word about the Sterns.

To capitalize on the publicity coming from this lawsuit, Howard has paid for a huge media blitz for Beth to not only plug her new stale book "Coco and Stephen", but to advertise what a tireless charity worker she is, slaving away for these homeless animals, finding them a home when everyone knows she just dumps them onto real feline foster homes and Beth moves onto new cats for her selfie photoshoots.

As reported exclusively by the Beth Fan Page, Beth does have a printed brochure to plug her foundation. It's to show the taxman as well as potential investors, that her feline fostering program is a real business so she can collect donations and spend the dough any way she wants, like on her regular Botox Bump-ups at her Florida basement cosmetic surgery center and spa.

Katie Lee Biegel [formerly married to Howard's BFF Billy Joel] got Beth as her plus-one guest on an episode of Bobby Flay's show "Beat Bobby Flay - Veggin' Out" that aired in 2021. Beth showed off that professionally printed brochure to document her home-based feline fostering program benefitting her foundation.

Beth showed off her professionally printed brochure of her

feline fostering operation on the Bobby Flay cooking

show competition, that aired in 2021. See the Beth Fan Page

blog entries dated 4-17-21 and 7-13-21.

But, recently, Beth's been on just about every TV show and news outlet to ride the wave of this lawsuit publicity and detract from the alleged allegations that Beth runs an 'untenable' feline foster operation, so Beth is everywhere with press reports about how she is a tireless charity worker, slaving away for animals night and day as Howard Stern pretends that everyone is contacting Beth when it's the other way around. Howard is the one bugging producers to get Beth on television for publicity and to detract from the giant lawsuit filed against them that Beth creates hostile work environments.

Beth Booked as an 'In Memoriam" Model

Howard managed to find more room at the bottom of that modeling barrel as he gets Beth a gig front and center as a famous 'in memoriam' model. 

A woman named Toni L. D'Agostino died unexpectedly yet her memorial flyer and obituary is all about BETH and her foundation Beth's Furry Friends and how Toni took some of Beth's cats off her hands which is typical of Beth's feline fostering operation. The cats that she can't dump onto alleged adoptees, she dumps back at the North Shore Animal League or dumps them on a regular set of foster homes.

The actual obituary printed on the funeral site, directs mourners to not give anything to Toni's family, but to DONATE CASH to BETH via her foundation Beth's Furry Friends when I never saw anything about Toni plugging Beth or her foundation on her social media sites. Toni never mentioned Beth, only ackonwledged that she got a few cats from her, that's it.

Excerpt from the online obit mandating everyone give Beth cash in honor of Toni.

In lieu of flowers, donations may be made in Toni’s honor to:

Beth’s Furry Friends

Fidelity Investments

c/o Crosby Parkway

100 Crosby Parkway

Malizone KC1H

Covington, KY 41015

https://www.patrickquinnfuneralsandcremations.com/obituaries/Toni-L-D-Agostino?obId=48793226

So it's bizarre now how we have to read constantly about how Beth lives to dump animals on other people, painting her as some sort of tireless, selfless charity worker attempting to rise above the alleged allegations that Beth's foster feline operation is untenable and basically a holy hell mess with questionable business accounting practices. So now Beth is horning in on a dead woman's 'in memoriam' flyer to paint herself as a saint and that woman Toni as a secondary pigeon. 

Beth hits a new low by becoming an 'in memoriam' model. Beth reposted a memorial flyer that was just a big PRAISE BETH campaign instead of honoring the deceased woman named Toni.

Plus-One Beth Buttinsky appears at

the Alice+Olivia Pool Party

Beth has been sneaking into events lately due to her hanging onto Brooke Shields, who apparently couldn't make it to this pool party by fashion designer Stacey Bendet, so Beth raced to fill those giant empty shoes. It was held on June 28, 2026 in Water Mill, NY, and Beth wore huge jeans and a huge 4 foot long purse to hide her wide ass and huge hips and her chunky short legs.

The Menopausal Monster Beth looks like Stacey Bendet

is her daughter - how embarrassing that Beth had the nerve

to show up to this young women's pool party but I guess 

chunky Brooke Shields had to bow out so Beth took her ticket.

Chunky Beth squishes between the skinny girls at the Stacey Bendet
pool party on June 28, 2026. Beth is the only one finding
the world's biggest purse to hide behind and wore huge baggy fat jeans
to hide her giant wide ass from candid cameras.

#dawgshed #howardstern #staceybendet #alice+olivia

#watermill #cocoandstephen

Toni L. D'Agostino, Stacey Bendet, Beth Stern, Cocomelon

Howard Live on Sirius is Irrelevant 🛰️📡😕📻

It's no secret that Howard Stern has overstayed his welcome at SiriusXM.

They already own all of his show tapes dating back to 1993 if not farther, providing those have not been destroyed to avoid prosecution. It's no secret that Howard made bank by being a racist misogynistic asshole on the radio for years and had to hire a black woman sidekick to cackle and be his scapegoat.

Howard is now irrelevant on the radio. SiriusXM just wants to make dough off the rerurns that they choose to air. Howard does not choose the content that is posted on social media or on YouTube, yet Stern wants you to believe he is in control of his material when he is not. He is a dunsel, a useless cog in the Sirius machine and that's why they could only furlough him each summer to stop him from creating new useless content that they will never play in reruns. They primarily can only use the celebrity interviews in reruns and even those are boring as hell.

Howard will never leave SiriusXM because he can't afford to leave because he is overstocked with his white elephant real estate portfolio and is barely able to keep his prized mare in luxury rented designer knock-offs.

In fact, if he leaves, he can't take anything with him but the clothes on his back and his clotheshorse wife. Just like in his divorce from his wife Alison. All he took with him was himself and Beth who refused to leave his Manhattan married man cave, everything else was won by Alison in the divorce or was sold with the assets split. Howard only got half his daughter too, having shared custody during the week when Ashley would come home after school and spend time with her dad eating shrimp and pasta on Nobu Wednesdays.

Howard knows he can't leave because he doesn't own his show tapes, SiriusXM does. So if he left, he'd have to start fresh with his own content and format or work for a network doing a game show like how Savannah Guthrie is taping Wordle in the UK. Maybe if Howard's mom got herself kidnapped, he'd have the same splashy publicity to garner interest in a game show that had been shelved for two years and now there is renewed interest and buzz about it to justify snatching it off the shelf and start filming, hoping for ratings. 

But of course Howard finagles a peanut portion of the proceeds from the show reruns and eventually Boss Witz will whittle down his work schedule to only a few interviews per month with celebrities on press tours already traipsing through the Sirius studios.

A Sirius Point in 2017

SiriusXM made it clear that they own all of the Howard Stern show material, even dating back as far as 1993 when Trump first started trolling around the Stern show and doing interviews to make himself famous in the entertainment world.

During the controversy surrounding The Don running for president, it was SiriusXM - not Howard - that blocked the old interviews from being aired on the Stern show and elsewhere. WHY? Because they were just as damning towards Howard as towards The Don and SiriusXM could not risk that bad publicity for Howard.

Howard stated he didn't want them aired because he felt Donald Trump provided entertainment to his audience, and they should not be aired now inferring it was his decision when he was protecting his own ass, not Trump's, because Stern came off just as much of a misogynist as The Don. In fact, that's why SiriusXM will never replay the super old Stern shows because it revealed that his humor was misogynistic and racist and why he was forced to hire Robin in the first place to have her cackling all the way to the bank as Stern's paid stooge and scapegoat.

A website posted audio tapes of The Don dating back to 1993 and SiriusXM shut down the audio files from that website since they are copyrighted material and can't be published without SiriusXM permission, however, the transcriptions of the interviews were left as posted.

That's why Howard's book "Howard Stern Comes Again" included a Trump interview along with many other transcriptions of his celebrity interviews because he didn't need permission from SiriusXM to print them.

The History of Beth's IG Profile Photo

As exclusively reported only by the famous Beth Fan Page, Beth has posted the full photo of her profile photo image she uses on her Instagram show. It is an old blurry photo taken by Howard Stern because just about all his photos are a blurry airbrushed mess trying to make Beth look like a young Jessica Simpson or something.

The Cheapinskys Ditched Father's

Day for a freebie trip to Idaho

Pretty interesting how Howard Stern was hiding from Father's Day this year and jetted off to horn in at Jimmy and Molly Kimmel's loser lodge they bought in Idaho as a giant tax write-off as a loss to balance any gains Jimmy has that doesn't show in his waistline.

Phony animal lover Beth used to always pose with their own animals and say 'happy Father's Day' to their daddy Howard, but this year? OH, she is racing to hobnob with celebs promoting their own loser products on their little vacations disguised as business meetings for tax write-off purposes.

Lodge Brothers

Everyone wonders why Howard Stern of all people, would jet off to Kimmel's lodge in Idaho so frequently with Beth in tow. Yes, they are frequent fliers there. Why? Well, Stern always has some business connection with Jimmy Kimmel, like recently talking about the Ronnie Mund musical, about how Rosie O'Donnell could be cast in the musicial, all that garbage, but Stern always has a business interest with Kimmel as a giant tax write-off business expense, whatever that might entail. 

Anyone can get official Jimmy Kimmel Live! shirts and hats directly at Jimmy’s Idaho property, South Fork Lodge. It functions as a working resort on the Snake River and operates a small retail shop where they sell exclusive Kimmel-branded merchandise. This is where Beth

gets her freebie Kimmel merch she 'models' on her IG show.

Howard said he met up with Naomi Watts at the Kimmel Lodge this past week - how coincidental [not] that she is wearing Stern show merch! Gosh, they carry his merch too at the lodge? Howard keeps going back to check on the inventory. 

Naomi Watts plugs Stern merch at Kimmel's lodge he owns in Idaho.
It is a public lodge. Anyone can waste their dough on boring Idaho
[that rhymes].

Naomi Watts wanders around the Idaho Kimmel Lodge pushing her
menopausal products to count her vacation as a production
meeting and field testing of her products made in China for QVC
that she slaps her name on. Yes, Beth was there to field test
Naomi's menopause products, gee, just when Beth recently said she was
having menopausal problems. What a coincidence. Sure, uh-huh.

Remember The Cheapinskys at 

the Kimmels' Wedding?

Beth and Howard Stern attended the Kimmels' wedding which was weirdly held on July 13, 2013, talk about numerology, but the giant laugh riot was that Howard made sure Beth bought a dress she could wear again, not just one time at the wedding. I mean, what a cheapskate. It's obvious Howard is hurting for cash to make Beth pinch pennies like this. PLUS, she had to make sure it was plus-sized so she could fit into it for years to come.

Intergalactic Interference

YES, apparently the Pleiadians are running intergalactic interference to help return Nancy Guthrie to earth. 

As previously reported on the famous Beth Fan Page, POTUS did detain a Tall Grey who was questioned in the disappearance of Nanny G, and now is believed to be behind the mysterious ransom e-mail that said Nancy was "buried with nature now", a quote that was reported by Elizabeth Vargas from NewsNation.

How suspicious is it that no one will actually provide a screenshot of that email or the other emails, but no one does ransom emails anyway, give me a break. Savannah the lawyer sure likes to put things in writing and probably used ChatGPT to script this whole gambit that is falling apart and has no ending. 

Numerous TV shows always show a kidnapper leaving a note at the scene, already pieced together from a newspaper to disguise their handwriting. On McMillan and Wife, a ransomer left the note inside the mailbox of a wealthy woman living in a condo, implying he mailed it to her which was a major clue and I won't spoil it for viewers that want to see that episode. But it was the typical newspaper cut-out of letters forming the ransom note and the kidnapper phoned her condo with further instructions. 

It's believed that Nancy did leave her home with her own group to meet the Mothership deep in the desert resulting in a coven coverup. "Buried with nature now" is not a common term and is probably a translation from another language, and everyone knows the Martians and Tall Greys, etc., have their own language.

So, can someone decode this coded message? Well, that's what POTUS is working on and he has the best people to help him in the quest to bring Granny Guthrie home to shut up that scrunched up fugly crying face of Savannah Guthrie. Oh, please lady, fire your acting coach.

Now she says she will never leave The Today Show, well, honey, maybe you should've left 4 months ago when the chemtrail still existed of Nanny G rocketing away instead of sitting on your ass waiting for your closeup.

Oh, but now Savanny has to jet off to the UK to tape WORDLE, a shelved game show that will now see the light of day while Nancy Guthrie is 'buried with nature'. Hmmm, 'with' not 'in', which has a diffierent connotation. 

You would use buried in for the clothing, container, or location (e.g., "He was buried in a custom suit," "buried in a wooden casket," or "buried in Arlington National Cemetery"). 

You would use buried with for the objects or items placed alongside the body (e.g., "She was buried with her favorite book" or "buried with a wedding ring") - not buried with nature. Is nature an object? A thing to be buried with?

Hmmmm. One wonders why that body cannot be found. What clues would it hold? Scorched earth signs? Gee, who knew an 84 year old woman could drop dead, wow, amazing.

Yes, it seems like the Guthries used ChatGPT to script this farce yet Savannah will pay anyone about 1.2 million dollars to figure out the solution to this game and solve the puzzle as we are continually breadcrumbed with vague clues along a garden path.

#dawgshed #wordle #naomi #lube #lubejobnaomi

#idaho #jimmykimmel #swan #swanvalley #sunvalley

#bethostern #guthrie #granny #nancy #nannyg

#tucson #todayshow