Stern Still Saddled with Beth at Flor-a-Lago 🏖️🐎🧲

Howard Stern has been stuck with his Florida White Elephant Habitat that shares space with a colony of reptiles for more years than he cares to count. 

Howard already moved Beth to Florida and he even reduced his weekly shows from three to two days so he wouldn't have to spend as much time with the rarely vertical selfie monster at his Florida radio studio. Howard's primary residence is NYC, near his own family, with Beth sequestered to Florida near her side of the family feud.

Flipping Flor-a-Lago

Howard thought he could flip his Florida fortress but has had no luck and even the neighbor next door who owns the empty lot, keeps backing out of building his own home because it's a losing proposition.

The Sterns have never shown the interior of their house in style magazines like Architectural Digest as most sellers do, because they never could afford a professional decorator. It's just filled with stuff that was either left by the prior owners or just junk furniture that is used for Beth's cat charity gimmick or old crummy wicker stuff on a patio. The problem is, no one can be outdoors for any length of time or they will be attacked by reptiles, so Beth may run outside for a two second photoshoot and run back inside. 

So, Howard fired off a puff piece to a low-rent D-List tabloid "The Sun" where he sent them a picture of Beth from her IG show and a bunch of super old photos of both he and Beth at various old events while making sure the headline advertises his perceived value of that fugly Florida fortress. 

Howard does this all the time, sending out a bunch of photos to media outlets and sees who will print them for a reasonable amount, I mean, Howard is the one paying to get this stuff printed somewhere to market that wife of his and try to unload his Florida Folly.

As blogged about in the past, even Jeff Bezos visited the almost empty shell house a few years ago and Beth hosted his visit escorting him around the grounds having already cleared the property of those reptiles roaming around so Bezos would be bamboozled into thinking they are not bothered by the little Godzillas when the opposite is true.

Supposedly, Bezos ran like a girl outta there after noticing all the little cameras nested in the corners of each of the rooms near the ceiling so no one can spray paint the lens to hide what goes on in there yet Howard claimed on the air that Bezos' offer for the house was too low and then claims it was only a rumor. He confirmed Bezos was at his Florida house but that the offer was a rumor. Problem was, there was no rumor in the press. Howard was the one saying there was a rumor that did not exist [Ref: BFP 11-9-24]

Group Hug Guthries

Will a group hug at Nancy "Granny" Guthrie's mailbox bring Nancy home? Who knows, but that's the latest schtick from the PR Team of Savannah Guthrie as she did the group hug thing looking like the Mary Tyler Moore Show 'group hug' episode when the show was winding down and the staff at the TV news station were crying together.

Savannah apparently didn't pay for her brother Camron to fly to AZ for this show, but she is joined with her sister Annie and her partner or alleged husband Tommaso Cioni. Some news outlets say they never married and are domestic partners as the mystery deepens as to who can claim Granny Guthrie's estate.

Senator Mark Kelly was the first person Savannah Guthrie contacted regarding
her missing mother. Why? Well, obviously, he must be a top Martian. He has those 
oversized bugged-out eyes, Martians can't grow hair, and they normally have those
pointy ears, and he forgot to put in his fake human teeth. Yes, it seems the Beth
Fan Page has been correct all along with alleged sources saying from the start,
that Nancy wandered off into the AZ desert to meet the mothership and is now lost
in space. We pray for the safe return of Granny Guthrie to earth,
sooner rather than later.

We're waiting to see what happens next in the
 "Guthrie & Nanos" reality show.

#dawgshed #howardstern #eddievedder #becomingledzeppelin

#grannyguthrie #savannahguthrie #guthrie #crazyannie 

#TommasoHasTheSauce #tommaso #florida #thesun #sun

#jeffbezos

Lost in Space 🛸📡👽👾

It's been almost a month since Nancy "Granny" Guthrie has been seen after reports have inferred that on the night of January 31st, she was dropped off at her brick house that looked like a prison from the 1800s, by her son-in-law who reportedly dropped off Granny at her garage door since she never used the front door because apparently a troupe of intruders put on a big show every night in front of her Nest camera, banging on the front door and dancing and leaving blood everywhere. 

So the son-in-law apparently watched Granny hobble into her abode and never saw her again and the next day she was missing from her home with the back door left open as is the case with many hackers, they have a back door entrance since Granny's hardware was crashing as she kept spinning in circles like R2-D2 wondering where she was, deaf as a doorknob. 

In spite of all that, as reported exclusively by the Beth Fan Page, Granny Guthrie is believed to be lost in space, having met her tribe in the middle of the desert to meet the Mothership and no one has yet returned her to earth. 

There was a report of a wandering missing Granny Guthrie on January 31, not February 1, as originally reported and add to this mystery is that this Guthrie family is NOT related to the real Guthries, Woody and Arlo, the famous singer/songwriters with Woody being the one that was Bob Dylan's inspiration and later befriended him. Yet Savannah Guthrie's brother goes by the nickname "Arlo" when he isn't one or related to the real Guthries. So who knows what goes on in the minds of Savannah and her siblings, only The Shadow knows.

President Trump to Release UFO Files AFTER

the Beth Fan Page Bombshell that Granny Guthrie

was apparently abducted by Aliens

How coincidental is it that President Trump just announced he wants to declassify the government reports on aliens and UFOs only after this blogger reported on Granny Guthrie missing and is believed to be orbiting around somewhere on a spaceship. 

Martian insiders close to this case are reporting that they are attempting to return Granny Guthrie to earth so they connected her with the Robinson Family who have been searching for earth anyway, so might as well let Granny Guthrie hitchhike a ride across the galaxy with them and let them handle the nearly deaf senior where she is anxious to return to earth so she can resume her life of doing nothing but unsubbing to everything and disconnecting her wi-fi so her pacemaker can't be tracked. 

Reference the Beth Fan Page blog entries February 10 & 17,

2026, about Granny Guthrie's apparent alien abduction.

Suspect

It's been reported that murder suspect Nick Reiner was in court and pleaded 'not guilty' to the murder of his parents Rob and Michele Reiner. We will stay on this case to see how this story unfolds in the coming months as it is reported that a potential juror informant will break the case wide open for the public defender which will make her famous.

Is Bella the Next Victim of Stalag Beth?

As reported exclusively by this blogger, Beth [and sometimes Howard] always times the deaths of their pets with some public appearance or something she is selling for maximum publicity purposes or just for sympathy sales. 

So here comes the impending death of Bella the cat. Beth has a book she's trying to push with pre-order sales, "Coco and Stephen" about her cat named Cocomelon that she had to shorten due to copyright issues - as already exclusively blogged about with the copyright issues and then Howard confirmed that on the air. The same situation happened with Beth's Star Wars cats Yoda and Grogu, but she just killed those two so it's no longer an issue. But Coco is her cat and Stephen is a rabbit but no one is buying yet another loser children's book of Beth's especially when she has no small children.

I mean, even that huge fish-mouthed Savannah Guthrie has a children's book because no cash grab is out of reach for these people, but she has two lab created kids to market, but since that gimmick's run its course, she turned to playing victim of a kidnapped mom when no one kidnaps moms unless maybe your mom is Imelda Marcos - someone who is worth billions. That's why there is no agency for missing and exploited moms, only children, thus KIDnapping or child trafficking since no one traffics aging moms - oh, but watch Savannah start her own foundation for missing and kidnapped seniors because Silver Alerts are not marketable.

See the Beth Fan Page dated January 20, 2026, for the
latest Pet Death Tally report.

2026 is Club 84?

As reported consistently by this famous blogger, it seems each year has its own coded death number and even last year had an alliterative code like in the case of Robert Redford who died last year among others, like Bridget Bardot, etc. 

For the full story, just plug in the club number in the search bar at the footer of this blog, like Club 78 and Club 88, and it should bring up those past numerous blog entries. 

So 2026 seems to be Club 84 along with the alliterative angle since Jesse Jackson just died at 84 and Granny Guthrie was 84 when that phone stopped recording her pacemaker. 

#dawgshed #informant #nickreiner #robreiner

#spinaltap #cher #suspect #grannyguthrie #guthrie

#savannah #annie #arizona #tucson #martians

#aliens #trump

Crazy Cake Lady 🎂🍰🌹♥️

Beth Stern pushed her Valentine's Day cakes this year and got one for herself and Howard and her buddies Ali Wentworth and her husband George Stephanopoulos from Good Morning America as America waits to see if Ali's mom will be the next mom snatched for media attention as in the perceived abduction case of Granny Guthrie, The Today Show co-host Savannah Guthrie's mother.

The Sterns have been romancing Ali Wentworth for several years because of her and her husband's production company BedBy8 that produced the Brooke Shields documentary "Pretty Baby" and it's no secret that Howard wants a biopic all about himself with Bader Beth stuck in it somewhere.

Ever since Stern divorced his first wife in 1999, Howard has harangued TV producers to get Bader Beth some sort of spot on TV to make her famous and it's been a long hard struggle that he continues to fight. [See the exclusive Bader Beth European modeling photo blog entries in the header of this blog or on the blog sidebar under the 'pages' section.]

Crazy Cake Lady Beth

It's funny because normally Beth's friend Melissa Zapin always pushes her selfie-made pies onto her celebrity friends for the holidays to advertise her pie business but I guess since she got back with her husband Ross, she no longer has to pawn her pies for profit. 

Everyone remembers Ross Zapin is the long-time buddy of Howard Stern and Howard always makes sure Ross has a cushy job wherever Howard works. Melissa, everyone might remember, was a Hawaiian Tropic model and got a one-time bit part on Sex and the City a million years ago with Robin Quivers quoted as saying that Ross 'only dates hookers', but he married this one, ha ha ha.

Beth Posts an old photo for Valentine's Day that was featured on the Beth Fan Page from 2023 and passes it off as Current

Yes, it was back in 2023 when Beth appeared live and in person with Howard when Boss Witz put them up at a ritzy hotel near the SiriusXM Miami Studios where Howard was broadcasting his show for a week, and one of his guests was Jon Bon Jovi and his wife with Beth tagging along at the studio as a plus-one and she posted several photos of her modeling the hotel lobby and patio grounds.

Beth was a famous Miami hotel lobby model in 2023

and now passes off one of the photos as current for 

Valentine's Day 2026

See the Beth Fan Page dated May 2, 2023, for the full story.

Granny Guthrie Still MIA

Earthlings are still trying to unearth Savannah Guthrie's mother Nancy as fake clues continue to pour into news and police stations all over the country with some people saying that they need to look to the skies since that's the reason almost all of Arizona is dark at night, so people can see all the UFOs flying around gathering up grannies to harvest their generational knowledge only to find out it's just a bunch of useless information and they can't get them to shut up. But, the Martians are learning about this the hard way as they try to find a way to return the grannies to their hovels.

Yes, this famous blogger has been in contact with its sister site, the Martian Beth Fan Page, where we engage in friendly rivalry trying to scoop each other as it seems the leader of that spaceship got suckered into taking Granny Guthrie and is trying to return her home safely. Good luck, guys, I feel for you.

Nancy Guthrie's family is all worried holed up in a mansion resort in a
gated community in Arizona waiting for word on her return.

#dawgshed #siriusxm #savannah #nancyguthrie #crazycatlady

#BringGrannyGuthrieHome #Nancy #bethostern

#crazycakelady #valentinesday #bunniexo #bunnie