Senior Scooter Stern Satellite Radio Show 😄🛵🛰️

Well, it seems like Boss Witz agreed to one of Howard Stern's demands as a condition of retirement and that was getting him back on cable TV by brokering a deal with HBO Max since SiriusXM already has a contract with them. 

So, it's onto a repeat of his Senior Scooter Stern Rain Man Radio Show on cable TV that's just the same boring broadcast time after time because nothing ever changes for Stern. He is like the Rain Man, same routine over and over again, same stale ideas he won't let die.

Reboot of the Reboot of 

Rain Man Radio

The stale Stern show on cable TV is just a reboot of the old E! Channel format that Howard copied to Howard TV, where his weekly radio show is videotaped and edited for broadcast on cable TV, and now his old music specials that were on the defunct Howard 101 can be dumped onto HBO Max.

Plus, following Howard's three-year contract extension ending at midnight, December 31, 2028, insiders who are not close to the situation, say that Boss Witz agreed to his contract extension only if Howard agreed to cutting Howard 101 and only continue with Howard 100 and, at the time, his 2-day per week schedule for live shows. [Ref: BFP 4-28-26 and 5-14-26.]

But since Howard wants back on television, Boss Witz gave the greenlight if Howard agreed to now only produce one live useless show per week to not add to the huge backlog of useless show tapes that Sirius already controls.  

As long stated on this blog, Howard has a wish list of conditions before he will agree to retire [Ref BFP 4-3-23 and 6-20-23], but as blogged about on 5-14-26, Stern's updated wish list includes, but is not limited to: 1) a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame; 2) a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame award; and 3) a Grammy award for voicing Stephen the rabbit in the audiobook of "Coco and Stephen", the book by his wife Beth Stern.

Of course alleged insiders are reporting to the Beth Fan Page that Stern's contract extensions have outlived themselves and either way, he is gone after this last contract extension expires in 2028. So all his stale conditions for retirement are quickly filed away by Boss Witz inside the studio's shredder.

Beth Fan Page already said Stern Studio

was being Dismantled

The Beth Fan Page already said that Stern's overblown studio at Sirius was being dismantled in a blog entry dated June 8, 2021, and in subsequent blog entries [Ref: BFP 6-14-2021, 6-29-2021, 8-8-2021, 9-8-21, 4-25-2022, and 4-27-22, as examples]. Now Boss Witz can dismantle it even more with Stern permanently ousted from the Sirius studios. Boss Witz just hopes it takes this time, and Stern doesn't sneak back in.

Howard was downsized when he was sent home for the Covid invasion and he's been stabled at home ever since but he kept popping back up at the Sirius studios which has been a battle of Witz ever since, getting Stern to stay home.

So, Sirius began breaking up that giant studio to stop dumping more money into that overpaid Stern show budget that they keep cutting annually as he tries to add more jobs to his duty statement to hang onto the salary he has. He is not only a radio show host, but is the sound engineer, news reader, and janitor emptying out trash bins at his home studio(s) to cut down on expenses and try and have minimal impact to his own salary while his dunsel sidekick Robin Quivers is slowly disappearing with audiences barely hearing her cackle like a hen wondering when she will finally lay that egg.

So with this HBO Max cable TV deal, nothing will change for Stern's bargain basement radio broadcast. As usual, he will just attempt to pre-record any celebrity interviews when they are trolling around the Sirius studios anyway, and record segments for the Stern show for replay on a phone app and cable TV.

Stale Stern Will Now Bore Audiences

Worldwide

SiriusXM found a loophole to going worldwide when Europe wants nothing to do with Sirius satellite radio. So, with HBO Max going out of business anyway due to a buyout by Paramount+, they can air the Stern show as filler because it's just airing overnight in America or in the early morning hours overseas. I guess unless you live in Australia, the target audience will be security guards working overnight guarding sticky buns at Dunkin' Donuts. 

Variety.com

The series will debut on HBO Max worldwide on Thursday, Sept. 17, at 12:01 a.m. PT/3:01 a.m. ET, with new episodes releasing subsequent Thursdays. The series is executive produced by The Howard Stern Production Co. Inc.

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/howard-stern-show-streaming-hbo-max-series-1236847242/

We know SiriusXM is struggling with having zero video content because when celebs are pushing their latest projects, they want on TV, not just plugging stuff on a phone or computer app or on the radio. So Stern can be the test pilot to see if Sirius can dump more of their radio shows on cable TV.

To garner interest in their satellite radio shows, desperate SiriusXM even bought a bunch of podcasting nominations for the Golden Globe awards but won zero. So Stern's little senior scooter radio show taped for cable TV, might open pathways for them to dump more of their radio shows on some cable TV network of suckers.

Witz Winding Stern Down

to Retirement

SiriusXM controls Stern's material as already blogged about [Ref: BFP 6-23-26 and 7-16-26], so any deals that are brokered are via Sirius executives with Howard sometimes co-producing specials and producing his weekly radio show. In 2023, when HBO Max aired the Stern/Springsteen interview, it was a SiriusXM/Stern co-production.

This HBO Max deal Stern is currently crowing about was brokered and controlled by SiriusXM, but Boss Witz has to pretend Stern is in control because she knows he's got the mind of a spoiled brat transvestite who only got married to appear emotionally stable to seniors shopping on discount Wednesdays at FoodMart.

The E! Channel network hired Stern in 1994, but Howard wanted a solo talk show like what Johnny Carson had or David Letterman. Stern's prior attempt at a TV talk show bombed miserably and was tagged as unwatchable garbage. 

So, onto the E! Channel that took the bait but it was such a horrible mess, with Stern not understanding the medium of television or how to communicate with any celebrity one-on-one, it was quickly canceled and executives informed Mr. Stern formally that they would only be taping his weekly radio show and airing that on the E! Channel. A current show was aired the first half hour and a rerun the second half hour.

Stern Stuck in Another Merger

This new deal with HBO Max is only a temporary arrangement because Paramount+ has acquired HBO Max. The merger/buyout/takeover still has to be officially approved by regulatory agencies which Howard Stern is used to, having already gone through the merger of Sirius and XM satellite companies where Stern earned zero extra bonus bucks.

Interesting it's being reported that Paramount Skydance paid about 81 billion dollars for the buyout of HBO Max, and then acquired their debt which makes the grand total about 111 billion dollars - yeah, HBO Max was tanking bigtime so that's why they got Stuck With Stern in its final days.

Everyone remembers that the man transitioning to a woman, Martin/Martine Rothblatt founded Sirius [originally Satellite CD Radio then later renamed Sirius] and he/she hired Stern, not the rival satellite company XM. Martine quickly cut and ran and both Sirius and XM were crashing and burning and had to merge to save both of them and it became a merged company called SiriusXM. 

Howard subsequently sued Sirius for acquiring XM, essentially claiming he was due a substantial bonus for the merger and acquiring the subscribers from XM. Sirius stated they already paid Stern a bonus in the past and he was not due any additional bonuses and Sirius won the lawsuit.

So will Howard sue again with this merger when Paramount+ cancels his little Senior Scooter Radio Show when HBO Max is gone? Well, these pigeons at Paramount+ may want to prep for an upcoming lawsuit from the Stern camp if they decide his show is part of the HBO Max graveyard of shows and bury it for good and Stern has a fit.

March 7, 2026 — HBO Max will "essentially be shut down" by the end of next year.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/hbo-max-expected-shut-down-193316029.html

So, Beth Fans, it seems like the stale Sirius Senior Scooter Stern Rain Man Radio Show will only be on HBO Max for a year at best. Then Stern will be forced into retirement in December 2028 when his last contract extension expires leaving Sirius stuck with a boatload of useless old Stern show tapes they will be desperate to market to someone and get stuck with keeping Howard 100 and air his moldy rerun material on their platform, desperate for dollars from ad revenue while Stern finally scooters off into oblivion.

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#howardstern #siriusxm #scootersternshow

#hbo #paramount #seniorscootsternmaxedout

Let Me Hear You Talk Talk 👄😃💬

Howard and Beth Stern crowded into the SiriusXM's private concert at The Stephen Talkhouse held on August 26th featuring John Mayer, as Howard makes his usual summer's end public appearance because he's back to work in September.

We'll see if he pulls that attention-grabbing pitiful stunt of calling in sick like he did last year saying he got sick at a Stephen Talkhouse SiriusXM concert as if it were Sirius' fault that he couldn't make it into his basement to start the new season of his radio show. Yes, they call it a new season because that's the only way Boss Witz can get him to take off for two months is to tell the old codger that he is on hiatus yet he is not on television, but that's a whole other battle of Witz. 

Andy Cohen hosted the pre-concert interview with John Mayer and introduced him on stage to the audience at the start of his concert at The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett, New York, which is where SiriusXM usually holds a private summer concert for executives, staff, and D-List celebs who can't afford to take the summer off for a European vacation and are stuck in that moldy hot and humid East Coast.

The usual aged out party crashers showed up, like Brooke Shields and Christie Brinkley with her oversized huge daughter in tow who thinks she's a model weighing in at about 140 lbs. I mean these famous kids are hilarious as their famous moms keep trying to market them to someone to stop them from just grifting off the family fortune.

Beth & Howard Talk It Up

Beth and Howard showed up once again at a SiriusXM private concert as usual for some free booze and free eats while Beth wears something weird once again trying to fit her bizarre misshapen body into something from the clearance section at the Net-A-Knock-Off online store.

Which eye are we looking at, Beth? She always has a hard time
controlling that left lazy eye when in candid, uncontrolled
environments.

8-26-26, Andy Cohen has found his "Beth" with his boyfriend
 Kevin Sobieski attending the SiriusXM private concert
at The Stephen Talkhouse with Andy as the host.
We hear wedding bells are on the horizon for this couple
because these Beth types never go away and want that marital
contract one way or another.

Christie showed up at The Stephen Talkhouse SiriusXM private concert
with her oversized flabby daughter Sailor in tow looking like
she may want to skip that shrimp boat buffet.

Jazz Hands Brooke showed up at The Stephen Talkhouse private
SiriusXM concert. Brooke can't afford to trek to Europe in the summer
 unless she is filming a show overseas and the production company
picks up the tab so her family can have a free vacation.
So, as usual, she parks her butt at the Talkhouse bar and
hugs a bottle of booze.

Beth Fans Already Knew This

Was Coming

Frequent followers of the famous Beth Fan Page already knew that Howard himself said one of his channels was going away, and that the Beth Fan Page already said Boss Witz was reducing Stern's schedule. Reference the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 4-28-26, 5-14-26, 6-23-26, 7-16-26, and 8-11-26 as proof.

Beginning September 1, 2026

"Among the most notable changes, Radio Andy moves from Ch. 102 to Ch. 101, while Howard 100 remains on Ch. 100 and Howard 101 leaves the lineup ... "

https://www.siriusxm.com/blog/channel-change

The Beth Fan Page was also the first to give Andy Cohen the moniker as the "Savior of Sirius" and the Beth Fan Page has been proven right once again because Andy is now taking over the former Howard 101 channel and it is now Radio Andy channel 101.

Since 2018, the Beth Fan Page has given Andy the moniker as the Savior of Sirius and has repeated it ever since on numerous blog entries.

Excerpt from the 6-12-18 Beth Fan Page

"... So hilarious Howard and Beth Stern arranged to have that movie screening on June 11, the same night as the SiriusXM plugola party so Beth can pretend she is a celebrity in demand. Sirius corporate leaders pay for some band to perform as payola to their big corporate subscribers and board members and of course, a bunch from Sirius are there, like Andy Cohen with the new moniker as the Savior of Sirius."

The Beth Fan Page said it first that Andy Cohen was the

Savior of Sirius and now Howard 101 is Radio Andy 101

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/06/with-six-you-get-eggroll.html

Goodbye to the Sweet Transvestite

No, Howard Stern hasn't died yet, but Tim Curry has left the earthly plane. He was most famous for "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and was also notable in the Alec Baldwin movie "The Shadow" before Alec hit the wall and hit a cinematographer with a bullseye bullet going straight through her and stopping at a director.

Isn't this the photo Howard wanted for his book cover?

Goodbye, Dolly

Dolly Parton has also left the earthly plane following her husband who died last year so now he is pretending to be her husband in heaven.

Odd photo at Dolly's funeral above the guestbook table where she looks
like a cross between Elvis and Jimmy Page.

#dawgshed #andycohen #howard101 #radioandy

#siriusxm #talk #stephentalkhouse #dolly

#timcurry #rockyhorrorpictureshow #saviorofsirius

Paw Point 🐾🦴🐶🐩🐩

The Summer of Beth continues to drag on as she managed to ferret out yet another event, this time as a plus-one ticketholder with the former Real Housewife Carole Radziwill.

Beth latched onto her because she was related by marriage to the Kennedys and the aristocratic Radziwill family, her late husband was Prince Anthony Radziwill. Beth has glommed onto her for years and we see Carole can't be completely free of Beth the leech.

They attended an animal charity event sponsored in part by the Lawlor Media Group with the owner Norah Lawlor as the contact person on the press release for the event held on August 21, 2026, for NYC Second Chance Rescue Concert For a Cause, when it should be called the 'Just Because' concert just because these celebrities want their pictures taken hogging a red carpet for publicity.

As blogged about before, the Lawlor Media Group repped Beth for a few summer seasons, getting her face plugged into articles but they got her zero solo cover features. Beth hardly wants those little tiny pictures of herself squished on one page with other celebrities in random tabloids, Beth wants to hog the cover and have a huge pictorial inside the magazine. 

So now Howard has been using Bella Media + Co which featured Beth on the cover of their magazine for two full months and kept plugging her giant photos on their IG site trying to drum up interest in their boring Hamptons edition in English for Americans for their Spanish-language magazine Bella.

Bella Media + Co tries to cater to the Real Hamptons Housewives, a show yet to be produced but Howard can have Beth use their Hamptons hostel as the filming location for Beth while he hides out at his Sag Safe Harbor house pretending he still lives with Beth when he just visits the Hamptons sinkhole to pre-record his stale satellite radio show.

NYC Second Chance Rescue

The NYC Second Chance Rescue Concert for a Cause gala was held on August 21st, at a private estate in Bridgehampton, and it honored the co-founder of Paul Mitchell salon products John Paul DeJoria and his new company Pawpoint. 

Beth loves these private estate affairs because then she can nose around the house and go back and forth to the bathroom a million times checking out the knick-knacks along the way and then bug the catering staff in the kitchen to snatch some freebies before loping out and jumping into the waiting limo with Howard in the backseat with some cat in a cage pretending it's an animal rescue mission to count the gasoline and limo driver expenses as a charitable tax write-off.

Beth manages to out-tacky herself in this nightgown she's wearing
but she normally just has to throw on anything she can fit into
as a last minute plus-one attendee. She gets that phone call and she
has to hop in that limo on a moment's notice.

Beth was a fright at the table at the NYC Second Chance Rescue Concert for a Cause, looking like she needed someone to rescue her and donate dough for much needed giant breast reconstruction surgery. The breast implants are migrating even farther apart and dropping really low leaving her whole chest area looking skeletal due to her aging old lady skin but also from the pressure of those cannonball implants dragging that skin downward. As we age we lose that naturally plump skin and muscle tone and Beth has sure lost it.

Sweetie Savanny Still Searching

Sweetie Savanny is still searching for her mom Nancy Guthrie everywhere but where she went missing, which was in Tucson, Arizona, where she lived for about 50 years in the same house where Savannah grew up.

Savannah trekked to the UK but is back already after taping about 13 episodes of that formerly shelved game show Wordle. The pilot was taped several years ago but the show was shelved for obvious reasons. No one wants to see a former failed corporate lawyer turned daytime talk show host hosting a game show. 

Suddenly that shelved game show got greenlit since the hoopla over Savannah's missing mother and NBC hopes to breadcrumb the public with more clues as to the whereabouts of Savannah's mom to keep up interest in Savannah and try to boost viewer ratings but it's getting tougher and tougher to string people along since a second ransom email said mom was 'buried in nature'.

So the imaginary hunt continues for Savannah's invisible mom but Savannah is back yucking it up on The Today Show with her co-hosts when everyone thought Savannah would quit her day job and market Nanny G and make a whole new career out of searching for disappearing grandmothers. But, nope, she won't leave her job in NYC, but still claims to be searching for her mom and for the kidnappers.

The Today Show staff thought they would have a longer break from the Boss Lady of everybody but no luck, she is back on the air even after The Today Show had that weird guy storm the gates and break through looking for Al Roker who had already left that day - well, everyone is back in action and moving on from any trauma.

#dawgshed #todayshow #savannahguthrie

#nyscr #concert #bethostern #radziwill

#RadziwillWillneverbefreeofBeth

NY Second Chance Rescue, Carole Radziwill, Savannah Guthrie