Therapy Cat People

The super public relations teams that work endlessly trying to come up with new marketing gimmicks for Beth and Howard Stern Irrelevant, have decided on a therapy cat gimmick when there really is no such thing as a therapy cat. Cats will normally battle for dominance in a household no matter if it's in a senile group home or a home with kids and a dog or a home of a single person with the boss cat perched on top of the back of the recliner or the highest point in the room to ensure their position as top cat in the house.

But this cat the Sterns want to market as a therapy cat is still a kitten so from the start it seems like an ill-conceived plan with Beth badgering the animal nonstop as documented on her Instagram show. Beth bugs the hell out of the captured foster cats until someone yells at her to knock it off and then she pouts and runs to her bedroom and braids her wig.

Howard produces iPhone videos for Beth's big Instagram show and then shops them around to plug into various online articles or tabloid shows as already talked about in the past on this blog, so yeah, Howard did a recent video announcing their new therapy cat and got some press out of it. Good goin' Howard, your fan is happy that you do little videos and get a peanut portion of publicity out of it and have the nerve to put a kitten to work. If you are not an earner, expect Stern to kick you to the curb with your tin can.

But the Sterns are very much into therapy and are all about charitable works that they do nonstop, right? They are super charity workers and their entire lives revolve around them getting cash donations from the public and charity tax write-offs for their quarterly income taxes because their bills are mounting up into heaven where Howard's parents are soon to inhabit and will ensure Howard's virtual money is kept busy.

How interesting that Beth named the new therapy cat

Helen Rose Stern which just happens to be Howard Stern's

alter-ego transsexual transvestite drag name.

I can't wait for the Sterns' first lawsuit when this therapy cat
attacks a cancer kid at a hospital with its teeth and claws or
pulls off an old lady's wig and bats it around the group home.

This therapy gimmick also includes therapy for the Sterns because they have to justify spending all of that donated dough. See where all of your donations are going when you appear at Stalag Beth B&B for a fundraiser and drop cash into Beth's donation cans or send money to them via the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League.

Stalag Beth in the Hamptons is also an official therapy home for Howard and Beth! They are all about therapy, you know. See your monetary donations at work paying for the Sterns' emotional support therapy Hamptons Hideaway & Hostel:

Not all the captured foster cats are happy at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and many are fighting to be free from the Sterns constantly snapping their picture with bright lights flashing in their eyes and being forced into staged phony photoshoots to pretend they have free rein in that house when they don't. They are caged until Beth and her crew appear for a big dress up and photo session and then yells on the phone for a feline foster home family to meet her off the freeway somewhere or in an empty parking lot to dump the cats onto other people so she can get a fresh batch of photo props. Yeah, I know.

Actual photo from the underground railway system
underneath Stalag Beth of a rescue chicken helping
helpless kittens to freedom. They do not want to become the
next "therapy cats" forced to work for the slave driver
Beth O. This is Beth's new scheme to launder purebred kittens
through her foster factory farm to supply celebrities with these
cats in exchange for getting Beth on TV or in tabloids to feed
her fame quest.

While the Sterns devise new ways of making money off of cats they have bred for them and pretend they're abandoned, real celebrities are knocking it out of the park on national television and are international superstars, something the Sterns can only dream about in their small world of cat beds and donated crap wicker furniture for the cat foster rooms.

Picture of the Week. Enjoy.

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