Cats vs Cowell

After Howard Stern "retired" [insert laughter] from NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) after staying for four long years and the show had to be moved back to Los Angeles because Howard was tanking the ratings, all Howard can get his selfie wife is a cat calendar while Superstar Simon Cowell gets his longtime girlfriend and gorgeous mom to his adorable son on the AGT red carpet!! HA. Eat your heart out, Beth.

Yes, we are back to square one with the cheap cat calendar gimmick that costs almost nothing to run off on a printer with Howard having his long time companion Ralph Cirella stand there all day hitting that print button and his helper Glen the Glue & Staple Boy who works for bagels and coffee and is a gopher for Beth when she needs more hair glue and radiated sushi from Nobu. 

Howard can barely afford to keep the Hamptons house running anymore and Beth primarily lives in her apartment in Manhattan beneath the Howard Stern Man Cave turned corporate meeting place for his tax write-off business and entertainment expenses to wine and dine the Nancy Boys of Sirius and the Pandora Pansies while he stuffs his face with prime rib near Katie Lee's kitchen and Beth gets the doggy bag. So Beth finally gets Howard off his duff to come up with a new website for her to market their new cat Helen Rose Stern that was originally marketed as a therapy cat when I see no reference to this on Beth's new website as of this writing with her old website officially dead and buried. Check off another box of what Beth killed off in her life. I kept getting tired of Beth announcing her new cat Apple that's been dead for four years.

Apple is dead, Beth, and so is this website:

Now we get Beth's new website called
BethsFurryFriends.com featuring

a bunch of pictures of Beth from 8 years ago
and a calendar of this cat that is as boring as hell:

Reference the original item appearing on the Beth Fan Page:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/therapy-cat-people.html

Take a gander, suckers, at what that calendar money is funding:

Stalag Beth, a.k.a., Howard and Beth Stern's Hamptons Homestead
that's funded by cash donations to their selfie foundation
Bianca's Furry Friends. Oh, they keep a few cats
in cages and then dump them onto other people and
call it charity work.

If all of Beth's approximate 500,000 Instagram followers each buy one Helen Rose the Cat calendar at 25 dollars each, she will pocket more than 12 million tax free dollars. Hopefully, that will fund Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for another year. Can you believe Howard and Beth Stern have the nerve to charge 25 dollars which is the same amount the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) is charging for their calendar??? At least with NSAL, it helps fund their entire operation, not just two idiots who can't afford their real estate taxes.

Beth still does her blog for NSAL and announced that never-ending capital project of building a cat adoption center that promotes Beth's foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). Obviously, it's taking so long to build because the Sterns always keep all the monetary donations to BFF with only a peanut portion going to fund that cat center at NSAL. Beth states that it will have TWELVE rooms. Right, we've got to keep up with the Howard Stern numerology fetish which means he's got major problems. Like his Florida house reportedly has 12 bathrooms, stuff like that, I mean that jerk is obsessed. Goddamn, that would be enough to get me headed for divorce court.

The Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen is co-hosting with Hoda Yoda this week on The Today Show after-show that used to be hosted by Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford and the Sterns are always snubbed. Nobody can stand Howard or Beth and Andy is beyond popular. It's been rumored that when Wendy Williams finally gets the pink slip from her network for her talk show in a few years, she will head over to Radio Andy for a permanent gig. Won't that make Howard's plug-in wig blow a fuse? Can't wait.

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