Home Edition

I know, Dame Beth-Man is a major inspiration and comfort to all those Beth Fans who are stuck inside their homes so I've written a special home edition of the Beth Fan Page since the famous Dame Beth-Man is also under house arrest like Howard Stern and his alleged ankle monitor, oops, I mean, is social distancing herself due to being so young and awesome yet I may be a carrier pigeon of the Conmanvirus disease and unintentionally infect aged and infirmed people like Howard Stern. 

Oh, yeah, this is the biggest thing to hit the U.S. since Japan almost microwaved us to death back in 2011 and it won't be forgotten anytime soon as we wonder why we go outdoors anyway when we get everything delivered to our houses, even movies are delivered right to our media devices and we know Howard can't live without his Nobu Nancy Boy deliveries every week.

Dame Beth-Man has Cher rocking out in the background and is wrapping herself in Cher's designer scarves and her Cher Eau de Couture Perfume is heaven scent. No, I won't reveal my exact location but sometimes we get a Zombie sighting but we all ignore it since it is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Distributors of Cher's perfume are offering a free red Cher scarf
with all purchases in case anyone wants to hang themselves during this
never-ending lock down. Ha, bad timing for this free gift with purchase.

In these hard times of hiding from the flu virus inside of our homes getting fat on the high-calorie crap that's offered at grocery stores since all the good stuff is gone, why not make a wig out of all those newspapers piling up around your home reporting on the apocalypse? I know Beth likes that idea. Her wigs are piling up though, not her newspapers. Beth doesn't understand what's going on anyway and thinks everyone sits home waiting for deliveries in between sitz baths since she doesn't use toilet paper.

This is a favorite idea of Beth's who is always on home

arrest, I mean, lockdown and puts cats on her body and

posts selfies nonstop on IG. Beth doesn't get why us normal

people are already bored sitting home but Beth is never bored

since it beats the streets she beat hooking married losers.

Why not post your Rescuers mask selfie in case a loved one gets kidnapped
while on home quarantine and you have to do that walk of shame
in public when you fuck up the rescue.

Since many people are getting laid off with major store chains shutting down everyday as well as Broadway going dark, Kimmel and Fallon are doing YouTube video fundraisers for a bunch of different charities to help those who can't afford to hoard toilet paper and unsweetened Almond milk. What is Howard Stern doing to help the poor masses losing their jobs? Zilch.

Andy "The Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio" Cohen is all set with his telecommute broadcast from his home along with his son as a co-host when Howard Stern frequently sits home but pretends to be in the Sirius studio but now he doesn't have to pretend to sit home and just hit buttons on a recorder where most of his show exists with a Skype image CGI of his sidekick Robin. It will be entertaining to see what Stern comes up with when he returns to his stale satellite radio show since no one can guess what will come out of the scrambled brains of Howard Stern when he just normally plagiarizes other people's ideas and claim they're his.

Andy is broadcasting his live satellite radio show from his home office as we see a lot of his
awards on those shelves along with his giant EMMY award. What awards will
Howard show off from his home office? His award from a defunct and bankrupt
video store? His weaved wig award from a salon that he paid for? Can't wait.

Oh, yeah, everyone is taking this shutdown lightly like it's all fun and games but just wait until you've got everything shut up tight with the Prez saying to not go out, close up everything and barricade yourself inside your homes because he doesn't want us to see what's flying in the sky and people start disappearing being beamed aboard spaceships.

Everyone knows that contact with Martians and Black Eyed Kids leads to humans getting very ill suddenly, with some elderly people dropping dead after contact. Howard hires the Black Eyed Kids as his photography gophers in between the coffee boys delivering his cup of Joe to stop the morning shakes while Beth has many shakes all day long to keep up her sausage body physique so the Sterns have already built up an immunity to alien viruses. Yeah, good news, Howard will be sitting on his stale satellite radio dish now until infinity. 

Of course, Howard is already set up to broadcast from home as posted on the BFP, for example, June 25, 2016, January 29, 2018, and July 3, 2018.

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2016/02/slick.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/01/swamp-thing.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/07/decorated-and-dejected.html

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