Decorated and Dejected

Since at least 2015, Beth and Howard Stern have had a bunch of out of work irritating so-called celebs at their Hamptons Hellnest to view the feline foster room that's finally finished and decorated with freebies from HomeGoods hanging on the walls including cat shelves so she can teach her feral felines to crash into your shelving at home and break all your figurines and they will get frustrated trying to jump on a shelf filled with books and make the whole thing crash and fall to the floor with Beth's foster moms and people who actually get stuck with Beth's ferals for life having to deal with the fallout from Beth messing with the minds of these poor cats. Beth is unqualified to foster a cold let alone live animals. Who does she think she is? She's never owned any animals. Her parents had an old dog wandering around the house while the house cat was run over by Beth's dad in the driveway with a dead hamster sitting in a cage off the pantry. Then she commandeered Ashley Stern's dog Bianca and took it for walks only when she spied street photogs hanging around trying to get a picture of some celebrity that was in town and suddenly Beth has deemed herself an expert foster cat mom once Bianca was incinerated and thrown into an urn in Howard's master bedroom in the Hamptons.

Beth frequently haunts the kitten room because she's got nothing else to do but scare the temporary little prisoners in between posing them on cat trees to take their picture and many have fallen off and broken bones and have had near death experiences with Beth documenting all this on her show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" where she will stage drama with her scooping up a kitten and wrapping it in a blanket and having her driver race her to the vet office for repairs of the damage Beth caused. As also shown on her IG show, with many of the instances this blogger has blogged about, Beth throws the kittens in her closets and high up on shelves to take a "shelvie" [Beth's term] to post on her IG show which endangers these kittens who are frightened enough already just being in Big Beth's presence.

Awesome suggestion by a commenter on Beth's IG show. Howard could
permanently broadcast from his Hamptons home and report on all the action in
the feline foster room and have has-been celebrity guests hold a cat and
talk about it. Beth would finally get a permanent gig on Howard's show.
Then Howard would have no reason to be separated from
Banshee Beth, right?? They could be together 24/7 since Howard would no
longer be needed in NY to broadcast from the SiriusXM studios. I bet
Monster Malone and Oscar Meyer Weiner would love this idea. They could
permanently shut down that money pit [a.k.a., Howard's studio]
and save on a ton of expenses.

Beth's kitten room is all decorated and ready to go for a show to air on Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show now that he's got some video footage of his daily show, he can easily add Beth's show as a weekly or monthly segment. I mean Howard already does a dull scripted weekly reality show featuring his loser staff that do nothing so they've got to come up with stunts that would make a 90-year old female impersonator cringe, with Howard thinking he is edgy and funny and shocking when he's just an aged cheese with holes in his weave.

Not even their same stale celebrity assholes can get Beth a reality show on TV. Pretty pathetic. But this is the time of year Howard the Huckster is working hard for his big Bianca's Furry Friends fundraiser in the Hamptons yet will never call it that, he calls it "Cocktails With The Sterns" and maybe dinner if you want to stick around oh, but don't forget after you've had a few, you get a tour of the "Kitten Room & Tacky Cushion Museum" with a view of the pool area and you had better get out that check book if you ever want to see your car and driver again. But the same set of losers like Theroux, Whitney Cummings, Christa Miller, Mary McCormack with the fugly gummy smile, Robert Downey Asshole, etc., show up at the Sterns house since they've got nothing else to do anyway in the summer, it's not like they are in demand or anything. We always see the same array of losers parading through the Sterns Hamptons Hellhole and this year will be no different.

Oh, what a shock, Mr. Lost Half His Fortune To Jen showed up on Monday. Wow, stop the presses while Mr. $tern the $cience fan gets his camera. Hey Justin, has Stern paid his dues yet? I bet you knew L Ron personally.

Can't wait for Andy Spade to make an appearance at the Stern's Hamptons Hideaway wanting to adopt a cat for his invisible daughter Beatrix Potter Frances Valentine Spade to help her recover from her mom swinging from a door. I bet Howard Stern knows where precious Bea is, right? Isn't she hanging around the goodfellas near Katie Lee's kitchen or is she still too torn up to make an appearance according to Andy? 


Hey now, do you need tips on how to get a coveted cat from Beth who begs for cash from everyone to fund her bullshit cat foster room? The Sterns pay for almost less than zero to fund this gimmick for Beth the unemployable pariah. They get everything free from donations to their foundation and from the charity that pays Beth a salary to plug them nonstop, the North Shore Animal League, oh and don't forget her shilling for the American Humane Association where they do almost zero to protect animals in the entertainment industry. Beth doesn't care as long as it gets her face on television.

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