Crone Disease Disaster

Andy "The Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio" Cohen called out Howard Stern as being old and hiding from disease when he was absent from his stale satellite radio show on Wednesday, March 11, 2020. 

Howard Stern normally works at Sirius from Monday through Wednesday each week and was expected to do his show on March 11. Granted, Howard does take tons of time off to promote his pigeon wife Beth staging fundraisers for their selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends, badgering celebs to donate to Beth's cat fostering gimmick, and generally scouring the Internet to ensure all his bullshit publicity items are posted in between his telephone terrorism job of badgering TV producers for a job. 

So, on Wednesday, Howard just didn't show up with no explanation press released by Stern's publicity team. Even Beth failed to say anything about hubby Howard and why he ditched his radio show on Wednesday. Well, Andy Cohen knew why Howard was MIA.

Andy Cohen has since announced that he is suspending production of his "Watch What Happens Live" BravoTV show and even Wendy Williams is suspending production due to no one showing up to sit in the audience. Kelly Ripa was continuing her show without an audience. Pretty interesting that Howard Stern ducked out of his show when he has no live audience and he is rarely live with most of his show existing on a bunch of tapes and he just hits buttons and pretends all that garbage is live. That's why he has no live streaming of his radio show because the segments are not live, I mean, you can't have some of the show live streaming and other parts you have to wait for it to be uploaded to the app. 

Howard is hoping that everyone quits show business and shuts down all productions so Howard Stern Productions will be the only company in existence and Howard can be on every TV channel. Howard thinks his ship has finally docked. Beth is chomping at her bit wondering when her big TV show will debut although there will be no sponsors unless she just broadcasts from her sinking Hamptons Hellhole and has no audience of course since she just sits alone anyway in an empty house thinking everyone is jealous of her.

Rumors are swirling around why Tom Hanks and his Laughing Hyena wife announced they have the Coronavirus disease while sitting in Australia filming some movie no one wants to see anyway, although, supposedly, they did not contract the disease in Australia. Geez, they were racking their brains wondering where they may have contracted the virus. Was it their alleged overnight stay at a Nancy Boy brothel in Thailand that did it? Ha. I guess we need a celebrity on the face of a virus so everyone will not feel so bad when they drop dead due to no cure at this time. Hey, Hanks has it ! Wow, I feel so much better dying in my hovel with no cure.

These two seniors had compromised immune systems and were
sitting ducks for the Coronavirus because Tom was an alleged
former drug addict and a pompous ass to his fans while Rita
had cancer.

Poor Beth and Howard are so desperate for freebies and are contacting companies right and left and finally found a company to shill for so Beth could get a free vacation to Tulum, Mexico showing off what a loser she is. Last December, the Sterns vacationed at a tourist trap beach infested with swine [flu] and the winds were so strong Beth had to glue her hat to her wig. Beth was featured in Closer Magazine so Howard could get a free trip out of it.

Well, it seems Howard Stern's big plan is working and the reason why he fled NY early ditching his stale satellite radio show on Wednesday, March 11, was not that he was afraid of the 3/11 scare when the rumors were that some type of terrorist thing was going to happen, but that he already flew to LA to stop the filming of NBC's "America's Got Talent". Heidi Klum claims she can't get tested for a virus that has no cure. Yep, apparently, more celebs are jumping on the Trash POTUS bandwagon to push the Democratic agenda of infecting the nation with a virus so anyone who wants to vote for Trump in November will either be dead or under quarantine.

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