Home Video Virus

Who would have thought that after almost 15 years on stale Sirius satellite radio, the Howard Stern Show cast were actually funny, at least visually funny. They all look like flood victims broadcasting via video from their shelters at home during this global virulent disease outbreak of the flu that keeps mutating as often as Howard Stern's weave.

It was hilarious seeing Howard, Beth, and Robin without all their pro makeup and having to make do on their own gluing those weaves in place that needed giant puffs of air to make them sprout but evidently they didn't know how to do that all by themselves because they laid off their MUAs because they are suffering pay cuts from the corporate giant Monster Malone who is cutting back on everything and had to cancel that concert honoring the Sirius execs at the annual event at the Apollo Theater this year due to the Corona Virus that is reportedly transmitted via vintage Corona typewriters. 

The stale Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate looked like he was broadcasting from the waiting room of a cheap massage parlor and Robin looked like she was broadcasting from a nursing home with what looked like a mini toilet to the left in the photo and a mini trash can to the right in the photo. 




Howard managed to find the key to an old haunted room that he hasn't seen in 10 years to pretend it was his office. Beth forgot her giant padded bra when she appeared on camera and her face was puffy from staying up all night practicing her script Howard gave her with Howard's weave flattened from his low flow shower head. He was terrified his patchy bald spots would show between the separated bedhead weave through the unfiltered, non-CGI camera lens he's used to in his professional studio at Sirius HQ. He was also sans the pro camera angles and lighting that he has inside his Sirius studio with the fake NYC scenery on the blocked window to control the lighting making sure the studio is very dark so the lighting can be adjusted without any natural light seeping through. On Stern's stale satellite radio show on Monday, March 23, he said he would be moving to his basement because we know it is a controlled environment with flattering lighting and no natural light can creep through to infiltrate or Howard the Dracula's skin might start to flake off and crumble and die.

Low flow shower head Howard Stern looked like Kramer and Newman from Seinfeld.
So funny since Howard's book cover copied the famous Kramer painting as shown on this blog
sidebar. Stern is the doofus neighbor who always barges in and crashes everyone else's life.

Howard is happy with a reduced schedule now that he's an old fart telecommuter and the broadcast was cut in half of his normal 4+ hour show on Sirius because now Sirius is paying for the Stern show and shut that shit down in no time but evidently Howard had to pay for guests on his shelter-in-place home show broadcasting apparently from his Hamptons Hellhole that's sinking faster than Beth's IG selfie career.

The segments for the guest stars Jimmy and Beth on 3-23-20 had
no sponsors or plugs, therefore, were paid on-air appearances.

It seems official. Howard's new series for his stale Sirius satellite radio show got the green light since the canceling of "Howard's Boob". A search of this blog should bring up those episodes, but here are a few links below to give you an idea in case you forgot what they were about. They essentially were about what life is like being married to the famous Beth O and her antics. Sort of like Lucy Ricardo meets "I'm With Her" created by Brooke Shields' husband Chris Henchy based on his life married to the supermodel Brooke. So you get the drift here.

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/12/changes.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/02/the-return-of-howards-boob.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/04/season-1-episode-3-howards-boob.html

A Beth Fan Page Exclusive, a new Howard Stern Production called "Virulent Beth" was revealed on 3/14/20 that debuted on her IG show where she frequently posts couch selfies and brags about her meditating on different ones throughout the week.
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/03/crone-disease-disaster.html

The second installment of "Virulent Beth" aired on March 23, 2020 on the stale Stern satellite radio show where Howard talks about how Beth is on the case to stop the spread of the deadly flu virus in their Hamptons house and Beth is virulent to fight the deadly bug and is a giant scrub woman on the job firing all her peon servants who get in her path. Oh yeah, I always wear my diamond solitaire necklace when I'm scrubbing down the house to rid it of killer bacteria along with my giant wig spun in knots on top of my Martian head. Can we say this is all bullshit banter coming from the Stern household? Yes, but then again, it is a scripted new series for the stale Stern satellite radio show even though Howard tries to pass it off as real events. Beth even forgot to wear her giant padded bra and her face is bloated like a blowfish from her blubber injections to bloat out that aging face.

Howard can't even manage to get one million subscribers
to his stale YT channel.

The monotony continued on Tuesday, March 24, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show again with reduced hours but this time he had a few sponsors thrown in the mix. Beth showed up again to get her two-cents cut from the Sirius show budget. We know Rosie O'Donnell pulled this stunt from her home several years ago and broadcast her Sirius show from there for about 2 hours a day and it was quickly canceled. Everyone is wondering if this is a giant hint from Sirius that Stern's days are numbered on the channel although, as already stated a few times on this blog, Howard is pushing for a 10-year contract beginning in 2021 because that will be his swan song and he's too old to keep up the fight as Sirius adjusts his budget annually anyway so this 5-year contract bit is primarily a publicity stunt.

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