Real Housewife Hunt

Carole is supposedly leaving the show
because she hates Beth Bethenny yet is fed up
with Beth Buttinsky who stalks the Real Housewives.

It's all over the press that Carole Radziwill is leaving the Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) and will not be returning for another season as she has had it with the Real Pest Beth Stern who keeps bugging her to let her on the show without actually being signed as a real housewife so would not be subjected to the no-holds barred show format where Beth could and would be attacked in every way possible by the rich hens of NYC. 

Andy Cohen, the executive producer of the "Real Housewives" franchise loves to come up with drama both behind and in front of the cameras and supposedly Carole kept getting stuck with Beth, and even had to appear at the North Shore Animal League Beth Awards show and Beth is always buzzing around her trying to get her mug in a few of the RHONY episodes. As already reported by this blogger, Carole has adopted some of Beth's wild banshee untrainable kitten monsters and Carole showed those Beth Foster cats racing up and down her expensive curtains in her apartment.

Item originally posted on the Beth Fan Page May 25, 2017:

On the May 24, 2017 episode of The Real Housewives of New York,

they showed Carole Radziwill's tony apartment

just as one of the cats she got from 

BETH STERN ran right up her expensive curtains. 

Thanks, Beth.

Now Carole can't wait to be free of Beth Stern and thinks that quitting the RHONY will do the trick since Beth only stalks people who have TV shows.

Of course Howard Stern Productions created "The Real Housewife of Instagram" for Beth who he can't pawn off onto anyone else and Andy Cohen doesn't even care that Howard is using that franchise name without his written permission since no one wants to deal with Howard either. So let him use it for his wife's pitiful free site since Howard doesn't have the juice to get Beth on network TV with a show all to herself and all about her. So it's IG or nothing.

Maybe Howard can pitch a new show to Andy Cohen
for Beth called "The Real Horsewife of the Hamptons".

Howard's fan wants to know when he is getting a second episode in the second season of the Howard Stern Sirius Production "Howard's Boob" where Howard relates the trials and tribulations of living with superstar Beth and pretends they have spats to appeal to his peon peasant listener, and guess what, the guy falls for it every time. The last episode aired on February 26, 2018 called "Beth Doesn't Deliver", about Beth failing to pack Howard's dinner when he went to the city to do his radio show and Howard had to fetch his own dinner all by himself. Yes, it was that pathetic. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 2-26-18, "The Return of Howard's Boob".] But the reason it isn't a regular series is because Howard has trouble getting a sponsor for the segment. The last sponsor was that disgusting Gourmet Garbage Garage where Mr. Almost Vegan ferreted out a bowl of chili amongst the hanging chunks of raw beef and legs of lamb with a side of bullshit since no one believed this story anyway. You see, Gourmet Garage is a butcher shop and grocery where you buy tons of dead animals for your dinner and not one person snapped a photo of Mr. Lifts in his Boots wandering around alone looking for chili. Anyway, everyone knows that Beth follows Howard into New York on Sunday [providing he is actually going to work at his stale satellite radio show] when he used to be free from Beth for about 5 days in a row but her schedule has changed. She now follows him around much more since she is tired of being sequestered to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons on constant lockdown and then she gets more use out of their corporate Manhattan apartment so Howard can keep up appearances to his SiriusXM bosses that he is an emotionally stable married man.

These are some of the ladies reportedly vying to fill
the hole vacated by Carole on the RHONY.

Pleeeeze stop calling me Andy! Dame Beth-Man is not a desperate
housewife looking for fame.

#dawgshed #bethshed #howardshed

#artieshed #bff #nsal

#rhony  #bethstern  #howardstern

#bethennyfrankel  #caroleradziwill

#bfp  #bethfanpage

Talk Talk Talkhouse

Beth Talkhouse will soon be on the
warpath and the owners of the club
have no idea they will now be
STUCK WITH THE STERNS until infinity.

For several years now, The Stephen Talkhouse live music club has hosted private subscriber events for SiriusXM, with the most notable being the Coldplay concert back in 2016, when Bethenny Frankel got bad press and got her show canceled by Sirius when she threw a drink on some women who were too loud along with Beth Ostrosky being there too with her name once again being garbled by the press since no one knows who Beth is, even after her hubby Howard Stern has shoved her in our faces for the past 17 years.

On July 28 in conjunction with SiriusXM, The Killers will play at The Stephen Talkhouse, an approximate 200 room venue where only VIPs are invited from Sirius and sometimes they hold some bullshit contest for subscribers to win a ticket. It's a perfect venue for BETH to host her own little fundraiser since the Sterns' annual July fundraiser is a big bomb and wash out. They also can no longer solely rely on the money they grab from the annual Beth Awards show that Howard invented forcing the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) to honor Beth at an annual gala benefit normally held in November or December each year. Beth is struggling to keep  her cat prison camp funded using other people's money. Now that Howard has a pre-recorded video dead stream of edited segments from his satellite radio show for people paying for the service, Beth wants to be on there too and document the antics of her throwing kittens around her foster room at her Hamptons home.

As reported by this blogger, each year Howard takes time off work in July to hold a Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) fundraiser at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons but it's been a huge bomb and they only get a few dweebs to show up to appear on Beth's show "The Real Housewife of Instagram". A few no-lister stars in a vague haze of delirium show up and hold a cat on factory fug cushions that were donated to Beth's kitten patio for her dilapidated furniture that has seen many a wino spilling their drink on the tacky chairs while Howard takes a photo to document it for his tax returns. And that's about the extent of their July fundraiser. 

Beth now has THREE fundraisers per year to fund her fame quest where all donations go straight to BFF with a paltry portion going to NSAL for the BFF cat center funded by donations and to pay Beth's salary she gets from NSAL as their useless spokesperson.

Photo is from the NSAL Beth Awards where every November or December NSAL has to
kiss Beth's ass and hold a benefit to raise money for Beth's annual salary. Notice Howard eyeing
the guy in the back who is an alleged IRS investigator.

Howard Stern Productions is having a hard time coming up with a work product so he's got this deal where he badgers the Sirius Nancy Boys for work projects while getting do-nothing Beth inserted in the mix to get her name on a project and earn some dough without really interrupting her horizontal work schedule. You see, Beth survives on donations to NSAL, the charity she shills for, and the Beth Fund, a.k.a., BFF, where donors donate all the food and supplies for her foster prison camp. 

So what does Beth do? Oh, a lot of selfie work since getting evicted from just about every single social function in the Hamptons. So Howard has to invent another thing for her to do to get some dough and the press coverage she craves. Sources are alleging that Stephen Talkhouse has developed a stutter from panic because he just realized that once you let the Sterns do one thing, you've got them for life. We'll see if Howard can shut down another venue with his constant badgering for them to take Beth. I bet Chief Talkhouse will be grabbing his peace pipe and skating out of town to fake his own death after this year's fiasco featuring a new way to give Beth money. As Howard talked about on his Wednesday stale satellite radio show, David Spade was the only D-Lister they could con into performing for the Beth Fund with zero notables attending. Howard claimed on his radio show that celebs will be there, but per the norm for the Hamptons, it's usually the same stale set of idiots out of work for the summer and doing zero. Will Harvey Weinstein show up again like he did in 2016 for Coldplay? 

So, let's have some fun and estimate what this Beth gig is costing Howard. I think Howard had to pay around $70,000 to rent the venue for Bethie, pay the Sirius VIPs to show up along with some Real Housewives, and pay off Big Chief Talkhouse. Oh wait, it's always a SiriusXM production, they can pick up a portion of the tab and everyone can claim it's for charity - the Beth Fund - since NSAL pays Beth a salary to plug them nonstop while Beth plugs herself via BFF and you see, Beth survives on doing zero. The place only holds about 200 people so at top dollar at $350 a ticket [the tickets are $250 general; $350 premium], it comes to the amount I just mentioned as a estimate, not including overhead, fees, insurance for when Bethenny hurls another bottle at an audience member's head, all to push Beth into the mix and get her paid as a Sirius promoter. The venue is already sold out because it's just for Sirius and all their contract people, like from the music and talk channels. The only D-List idiot Howard could con into performing was David Spade along with a few unknown trolls who live under a bridge desperate for work.

Beth has kittens bred in a field for her because she cannot unload grown cats. The only lives Beth saves are kitten lives, not grown cats, they are on their own and normally get shuttled out of the NSAL facility to a county animal shelter where they are euthanized and Beth could care less. Some are alleging that most of Beth's foster cats end up at the county animal shelters anyway, the ones the other foster homes can't unload. A few get returned to NSAL and Beth has a fit since she keeps carving those notches in her bedpost and hates it when a cat is returned since those notches are forever and she likes her horizontal frequent flier miles accurate.

You can hear Howard Stern exclusively on
SiriusXM because no other radio company
wants him. If he quit his radio job, he would have to
sell off all his properties and be stuck with his wife
Beth in a two story walk-up in Soho.

Oh, it's a tough life. Howard can't quit his loser satellite radio job or he and Beth will disappear. Poof! Gone, no more Sterns with their awful show ideas and bullshit projects shoved in everyone's faces. Howard still thinks he can make Beth famous when she already disappeared off the cover of Hamptons magazine and is sequestered to that no-lister loser magazine called Social Life. Howard can never find a sponsor for his issue featuring Beth, so normally just shows up at the magazine's publishers' dinner and poses for a few pictures and leaves since there is no extra place setting for the Horninskys. I mean, it's sad, but Howard is stuck with a big giant unmarketable nobody while he himself is an unmarketable Queen of All Media [stealing Tommy Lee's term]. Gee, I thought Wendy Williams was the Queen of All Media. I wonder who looks better in those dinner gowns.

Beth is nine yrs older
than Hamptons Magazine.

Hamptons magazine held their 40th Anniversary Bash last Saturday and a bunch of people were there like Katie Lee and we saw one of Beth's covers featured when she was promoting her two weddings to the Queen of All Media [stealing Tommy Lee's term]. If Beth didn't already have 10 of these giant copies of her Hamptons cover, she would have shown up with a pickup to snatch this one for her foyer in Frontenac.

Everyone remembers that Robin did it first on 6-23-10, when she presented her one night stand at Caroline's in New York to benefit her now-defunct 15 Foundation. Howard only let her do it because it made some dough for Howard TV. But it was gone in 60 seconds because only he and Beth can have a charitable foundation. Beth was secretly seething behind the scenes knowing that she would soon have a foundation and present her own benefit show and not Robin once she devised a way to be rid of that Bulldog Ball & Chain.


Doctors reportedly use this photo to show aged hagathas how Botox can help them in their quest to turn back the clock on their faces and how to use tons of pancake and bleach to look younger than a fossil. 

So funny how the only job Howard can get is directing segments for "The Real Housewife of Instagram". Now we've got a segment where he copied from a Bond character. Howard's eyes point outward like a snail and he can't see anything and thinks Beth is pretty [hahahahaha]. Miss Wig and Fake Tan was taping her latest episode showing her fan how to harass a homeless cat in a nightgown [or whatever that thing is].

#dawgshed #bethshed #howardshed
#biancasfurryfriends  #nsal
#bff  #southampton  #bethisafurryfriend
#howardshairishisfurryfriend

Ring Them Bells

I don't think Howard Stern has ever kissed
his pussy on camera like Art Bell did.

Who knew that Copycat Howard Stern morphed into the late pussy lover, Mr. Wig Art Bell. He had a late night show on SiriusXM for about six weeks before jealous Howard allegedly had a tantrum and cried on the phone to Oscar Meyer Weiner that Art was stealing his fan. So suddenly Art Bell was gone from that satellite dish floating around the U.S. Art even had three cats like Howard and he even shipped them overseas when he moved there for a short time with his wife and then came back to the U.S. and was on and off the air sporadically until he quit radio and died in April of this year. Howard has three cats too, right? I don't feel like looking it up on Beth's NauseousGram right now.

What else did Stern copy? Oh tons of stuff as I have talked about a few times on this blog. I mean jerk-off Stern is just a morning zoo idiot who branched out into a morning zoo idiot. Now we are all laughing around the pool that Howard is forced to work more hours or Sirius is cutting his vacation schedule or cutting his salary. For the last few months or so, he has had to add about two hours per week to his standard stale satellite radio show. On Tuesday July 17, Howard horned in on the Al Roker show on Sirius because he has to keep working until at least 11:30 a.m. instead of his old schedule of working to about 11:00 a.m., but we know he sits there and records his dumb show all at once for the week. I mean, no one really sees the guy coming or going from the studio because he is rarely there anyway and pretends to want secrecy and security when in fact he just isn't there and pretends to his fan he is there in the studio three days a week. So funny but Howard is a scammer, it's in his DNA. He can't help it.

What's in that big messenger bag Howard? Your lunch?
Mr. Pot Belly with his thick nerd glasses horned in on the Al Roker
show because Howard's got to work longer hours for his BOSS [ha] since
Howard works for wages and is treading water. Hey Howard,
Beth won't miss that Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Go ahead and
sell it. It makes me sad to see such an old man that still has to haul
his flabby ass into work every week.

COPY COPY COPY from Dame Beth-Man as we can't wait to see what Howard's writers can steal from me next. I guess I will have to watch what happens.

Howard had the nerve to steal the evil character from JOHNNY CARSON.
I don't think Carson let that jerk who jerks-off constantly with his private parts
on his TV show. Howard had to wait for Lame Leno to let him on The Tonight Show.

Heidi has so many Emmy awards and
nominations she may as well change her
name to Emmy Klum.

Speaking of which, Andy Cohen finally got the Sirius bosses off their duffs to buy him a long awaited Emmy award nomination for some conjured up bullshit category designed for Andy to win. Will Stern be able to live with himself when Cohen gets an Emmy award? I guess he can conjure up an Evil Andy Cohen if he actually does get that Emmy. 

We know superstar Heidi Klum has already won several Emmy awards and of course is nominated again this year. 

What has Beth Stern been nominated for? Most Botox stuffed in a face at any one time? Could be. Beth never gets on Ocean Drive Magazine with her Blowfish Face. Maybe Howard had better search his couch for coins to save up to get Beth on that magazine.

Beth is siriusly running out of content for her show
"The Real Housewife of Instagram".
Beth turned 49 on July 15. Beth's zodiac sign is a Crab.

Beautiful Cher appeared at Free The Wild Charity in England. I have no idea what that is or why she was there other than she is promoting her film Mamma Mia.

When is someone going to do a telethon to save Michael Jackson's face? Oh wait. It seems Cilla's nose is falling off her face as she appeared in Los Angeles at a protest against the South Korea Dog Meat Trade. Yeah, South Korea, not Kim's country. Don't blame him this time. 

I think we've got that part filled for Sheri Zombie's mom
in Rob's upcoming film "Three From Hell".

Don't miss Rob on Eddie Trunk's radio show since Rob has been successfully avoiding the Sterns for about 5 years now. Rob is in a danger zone right now since he is filming his new straight-to-megahit movie and Beth always wants to play Sheri's daughter and Rob wants Beth to play dead.

#dawgshed #howardlovessheds

#howardpaysforpress

#radarisinbedwithhoward

#ralphcirellashareshislifewithhoward

#bethhasherownroomawayfromtheboys

#seinfeld  #stern  #bethstern  #howardstern

#robzombie  #sherizombie

Dial "D" for Dame

Dial up this blog every week to read the latest and most interesting news across the web of fear about the happenings of Beth Ostrosky Stern who, for the second year in a row, shows up in public bloated and hiding her giant cosmetic surgery procedures from the sun. She is rarely outdoors during the daytime for more than 20 minutes unless she is all covered up.

So funny that suddenly this summer Howard Stern can publicize Mary McCormack is their giant house guest for his two week vacation in July in the Hamptons [which also falls on her wedding anniversary which is just weird] since the SiriusXM radio superstar Andy Cohen outed the couple on his show last year [and this blogger already blogged about] that Mary has been summering with Howard for years, yet not a peep out of Beth or Howard Stern, only a few photos randomly of Mary holding a cat or just recently, Mary posed on the patio in the Florida Fortress that Howard and Beth Stern have not officially moved into and it's always under construction as a way to ferret out loopholes in the tax laws of the state. 

Bloated Beth couldn't wear her wedding rings
and distracts the viewer by wearing that clown ring on her right hand.

Over 60,000 followers? Just how many $cientologists are in New Mexico
hiding in plain sight?

Pretty funny that the Florida blogger site "Gossip Extra" quit for good in May when insiders are alleging Stern had had it with that blog site tracking Stern's liening tower of Palm Beach that's always under construction and never finished. The Sterns' Florida Mystery House is much like its counterpart in CA, the Winchester Mystery House that was never completed even after the owner died and it's still a giant mess to this day, never having been finished with construction halted and many parts of the huge house shut down due to safety concerns, much like Stern's Florida Mystery House where they are only photographed in the foyer or on a fuzzy haunted staircase or we get a glimpse of a half-ass feline foster room. Beth races to Florida about every three months for her Botox bump-up and to model the railing of her patio with a few cats thrown in a room to count the visit as a foster cat rescue mission. I mean, it's a giant fucking joke. Now no Florida insider is there to report on the bizarre antics of the Sterns.

Howard Stern again misses out on a late night talk show called "Real Men Watch Bravo" to be aired obviously on the Bravo cable TV network with Andy Cohen and Jerry O'Connell as executive producers. The talk show will be hosted by O'Connell and feature a panel of male celebrities talking about a variety of pop culture topics. The Sterns can start bombarding Cohen and O'Connell with tons of spam to promote themselves and horn in as guests on the talk show as honorary guys to talk about how relevant they are in pop culture even though they do nothing and have no jobs with Howard hitting buttons on his stale satellite radio show of all his pre-recorded content, I mean, that's hardly considered a real job in between all his tons of product placement ads with Howard being a hyperactive doofus and Beth rolling around on the floor desperate to get those hormone injections to start turning her into a girl staving off menopause.

Beth would have nothing to show up to in the Hamptons without these tiresome Get Wild and Getting Wild irritating animal rescue benefits where Howard frequently attends with Beth and hides from the camera to make it seem Beth is a celebrity and can get in all by herself without an escort. The Hamptonites are forced to actually give cash to the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center or they can forget them showing up to clear their properties of those pesky deer or those turtles that keep crawling all over their properties getting stuck in lawnmowers. So yes, finally cheapskate Stern has to fork over some dough and then Beth can play co-chairperson or whatever useless title they give her.

Boom! Wedding rings are back!

7-10-18, Beth Getting Wild, Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center benefit.

#dawgshed  #howardshed
#howardstern #bethstern
#bravotv  #andycohen
#maryhasamouthlikemumblesfromdicktracy
#marythoughtsmokingwouldcuremenopause

Decorated and Dejected

Since at least 2015, Beth and Howard Stern have had a bunch of out of work irritating so-called celebs at their Hamptons Hellnest to view the feline foster room that's finally finished and decorated with freebies from HomeGoods hanging on the walls including cat shelves so she can teach her feral felines to crash into your shelving at home and break all your figurines and they will get frustrated trying to jump on a shelf filled with books and make the whole thing crash and fall to the floor with Beth's foster moms and people who actually get stuck with Beth's ferals for life having to deal with the fallout from Beth messing with the minds of these poor cats. Beth is unqualified to foster a cold let alone live animals. Who does she think she is? She's never owned any animals. Her parents had an old dog wandering around the house while the house cat was run over by Beth's dad in the driveway with a dead hamster sitting in a cage off the pantry. Then she commandeered Ashley Stern's dog Bianca and took it for walks only when she spied street photogs hanging around trying to get a picture of some celebrity that was in town and suddenly Beth has deemed herself an expert foster cat mom once Bianca was incinerated and thrown into an urn in Howard's master bedroom in the Hamptons.

Beth frequently haunts the kitten room because she's got nothing else to do but scare the temporary little prisoners in between posing them on cat trees to take their picture and many have fallen off and broken bones and have had near death experiences with Beth documenting all this on her show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" where she will stage drama with her scooping up a kitten and wrapping it in a blanket and having her driver race her to the vet office for repairs of the damage Beth caused. As also shown on her IG show, with many of the instances this blogger has blogged about, Beth throws the kittens in her closets and high up on shelves to take a "shelvie" [Beth's term] to post on her IG show which endangers these kittens who are frightened enough already just being in Big Beth's presence.

Awesome suggestion by a commenter on Beth's IG show. Howard could
permanently broadcast from his Hamptons home and report on all the action in
the feline foster room and have has-been celebrity guests hold a cat and
talk about it. Beth would finally get a permanent gig on Howard's show.
Then Howard would have no reason to be separated from
Banshee Beth, right?? They could be together 24/7 since Howard would no
longer be needed in NY to broadcast from the SiriusXM studios. I bet
Monster Malone and Oscar Meyer Weiner would love this idea. They could
permanently shut down that money pit [a.k.a., Howard's studio]
and save on a ton of expenses.

Beth's kitten room is all decorated and ready to go for a show to air on Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show now that he's got some video footage of his daily show, he can easily add Beth's show as a weekly or monthly segment. I mean Howard already does a dull scripted weekly reality show featuring his loser staff that do nothing so they've got to come up with stunts that would make a 90-year old female impersonator cringe, with Howard thinking he is edgy and funny and shocking when he's just an aged cheese with holes in his weave.

Not even their same stale celebrity assholes can get Beth a reality show on TV. Pretty pathetic. But this is the time of year Howard the Huckster is working hard for his big Bianca's Furry Friends fundraiser in the Hamptons yet will never call it that, he calls it "Cocktails With The Sterns" and maybe dinner if you want to stick around oh, but don't forget after you've had a few, you get a tour of the "Kitten Room & Tacky Cushion Museum" with a view of the pool area and you had better get out that check book if you ever want to see your car and driver again. But the same set of losers like Theroux, Whitney Cummings, Christa Miller, Mary McCormack with the fugly gummy smile, Robert Downey Asshole, etc., show up at the Sterns house since they've got nothing else to do anyway in the summer, it's not like they are in demand or anything. We always see the same array of losers parading through the Sterns Hamptons Hellhole and this year will be no different.

Oh, what a shock, Mr. Lost Half His Fortune To Jen showed up on Monday. Wow, stop the presses while Mr. $tern the $cience fan gets his camera. Hey Justin, has Stern paid his dues yet? I bet you knew L Ron personally.

Can't wait for Andy Spade to make an appearance at the Stern's Hamptons Hideaway wanting to adopt a cat for his invisible daughter Beatrix Potter Frances Valentine Spade to help her recover from her mom swinging from a door. I bet Howard Stern knows where precious Bea is, right? Isn't she hanging around the goodfellas near Katie Lee's kitchen or is she still too torn up to make an appearance according to Andy? 


Hey now, do you need tips on how to get a coveted cat from Beth who begs for cash from everyone to fund her bullshit cat foster room? The Sterns pay for almost less than zero to fund this gimmick for Beth the unemployable pariah. They get everything free from donations to their foundation and from the charity that pays Beth a salary to plug them nonstop, the North Shore Animal League, oh and don't forget her shilling for the American Humane Association where they do almost zero to protect animals in the entertainment industry. Beth doesn't care as long as it gets her face on television.

#dawgshed #howardstern  #bethstern
#theroux  #justinlovesfruitymiddrifts
#nsal  #siriusxm  #andyspade  #katevalentine
#howardloveshisbagelboys
#howardhopesthetaxmanlikeshishomevideosofcatsincages

Suddenly This Summer

As already blogged about, Beth Ostrosky Stern attended the Evelyn Alexander "Get Wild" fundraising event on Saturday, June 23, and as this blogger pointed out, her hands were swollen again as what seems to be the norm in the Summer in the Hamptons when Beth appears to be again having fertility injections and IVF treatments in hopes of co-producing a Howard Stern Production in the way of a Howard or Beth Junior.

Beth crammed her big body into an unforgiving tight cotton dress that was meant to be worn on the shoulder but then Beth would have had to order a giant size to get it to fit her freakishly long arms and man shoulders [ref: BFP June 24, 2018]. So, Felix the Tailor had to pull the shoulders of the dress down to get it to fit Big Beth and then she had to basically keep her arms pinned to her sides or the dress would tear. Beth was also too fat to wear her standard wedding or engagement ring on her left hand so wore a giant fugly costume jewelry thing that she got free but that's the problem, Beth is not famous and never has anywhere to plug this stuff, no TV or movie appearances, nothing to plug but her tired foundation, nothing, so she has to horn in on a basketball game in NYC or these loser Hamptons events to show off the free stuff she gets all the time.

Hey now! Emily Stern has talent! It appears that her stepmom Beth Stern posed nude for Emily in her studio apartment and she did an awesome watercolor of Beth [shown below] that appears on her website. Everyone might already know that Emily is the eldest numerology wizard and adviser to her dad Howard and that is kind of the problem with getting Beth to conceive a baby. The numbers have to line up, and why some say all his daughters were test tube babies due to numerology and carefully planned birth dates all amounting to a big nothing since his daughters have amounted to a big nothing and so far Beth has produced a big nothing in her life.

Howard does have two other lumps he calls daughters and he has always wanted a son to carry on his homophobic genes while pretending to support gay/lesbian causes yet shows up to no fundraisers or anything to support marriage equality or any other causes like many celebs do. The Sterns only support their own cash grab foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends with their ongoing fundraisers disguised as dinner parties in their Hamptons Hellnest to collect cash for Beth to spend on outfits from discount stores that can't be altered because then she can't return them because she can barely afford to keep the stuff she has hanging in her closet and she is running out of space as it is what with all those skeletons hanging in there that take up so much room and that's why she's got to sell off the stuff she can't return to the stores.

Hilarious that the Florida Failure Howard Stern can't manage to get Beth on the biggest magazine there but Heidi Klum has been on the cover a bunch of times. She has her own clothing line including a bikini line although no bikini lines show up on this gal. She promotes nude sunbathing if she's got some privacy yet is no stranger to going topless on public European beaches. Beth runs and hides from candid cameras on a beach and elsewhere and Howard Stern has to take a million riot photos of his hefty wife on their own beach and then run to the basement for his photoshop studio to do tons of post production work on his amateur camera phone photos he takes of Beth. 

Eat your heart out Beth. Where is your half

naked cover feature?

Sunk to the bottom of the ocean?

Heidi is featured in the 25th Anniversary Swimsuit double issue.

At least Howard can run and hide on his big vacation from the super TV hit "America's Got Talent" while he corners the same set of aged losers to entertain at his Hamptons Hellhole and coerce more dough out of those freeloaders he wines and dines. 

Poor Beth is having a hard time keeping up appearances that Howard is really with her in the Hamptons when she accidentally gets a piece of Howard's dummy's hair in a photo of her cat. She props up the dummy and sometimes strips naked in front of it forgetting the dummy is not really Howard. It's hard to tell the real dummy from the fake dummy.

This is your future Beth. This is the best money can buy and it's frightening. You can see that Courtney Love barely has any hair left from all that pulled back skin and the surgeon put her giant ears back on her head all askew like elephant's ears. What a mess. Keep up all your bloated botox and filler facelifts, Beth, because this is your future. Howard needs another facelift but can't figure out how to hideout in his Florida cosmetic surgery basement without being detected. I guess he could just do his stale satellite radio show from his basement bunker since no one knows if Howard is really in the studio or not in NYC. He primarily tapes his shows in a day and a half anyway and can easily fool his fan that he is really on the air in the NY studio. Who cares anyway what Howard does. He can sit home and bore his fan. Why bother pretending to cart his flab all the way into the studio when he can just sit and bake at his own apt near Katie Lee's kitchen waiting for his personal delivery boy to show up with a fat calzone.

6-30-18, Courtney appeared at a special screening in LA of
 "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" and I guess someone actually showed up to see it.

Andy Spade is reportedly shopping around a biopic about his hanged wife Kate Spade since he thinks it would make a great American success story except for the ending. He wants to cast his real life daughter Bea in the project once he locates her whereabouts. Some insiders are saying that Emma Thompson is a shoo-in to get the lead part as Kate Spade.

#dawgshed #howardlovesdawg
#bethwishessfnwerebackandkissingherass
#courtneylove  #bfp
#howardstern  #bethostroskystern
#bethhasnothingtodoandisgoingbonkersinyonkers
#howardsboysdeliver  #katespade  #andyspade
#beahasakeeper