Dial "D" for Dame

Dial up this blog every week to read the latest and most interesting news across the web of fear about the happenings of Beth Ostrosky Stern who, for the second year in a row, shows up in public bloated and hiding her giant cosmetic surgery procedures from the sun. She is rarely outdoors during the daytime for more than 20 minutes unless she is all covered up.

So funny that suddenly this summer Howard Stern can publicize Mary McCormack is their giant house guest for his two week vacation in July in the Hamptons [which also falls on her wedding anniversary which is just weird] since the SiriusXM radio superstar Andy Cohen outed the couple on his show last year [and this blogger already blogged about] that Mary has been summering with Howard for years, yet not a peep out of Beth or Howard Stern, only a few photos randomly of Mary holding a cat or just recently, Mary posed on the patio in the Florida Fortress that Howard and Beth Stern have not officially moved into and it's always under construction as a way to ferret out loopholes in the tax laws of the state. 

Bloated Beth couldn't wear her wedding rings
and distracts the viewer by wearing that clown ring on her right hand.

Over 60,000 followers? Just how many $cientologists are in New Mexico
hiding in plain sight?

Pretty funny that the Florida blogger site "Gossip Extra" quit for good in May when insiders are alleging Stern had had it with that blog site tracking Stern's liening tower of Palm Beach that's always under construction and never finished. The Sterns' Florida Mystery House is much like its counterpart in CA, the Winchester Mystery House that was never completed even after the owner died and it's still a giant mess to this day, never having been finished with construction halted and many parts of the huge house shut down due to safety concerns, much like Stern's Florida Mystery House where they are only photographed in the foyer or on a fuzzy haunted staircase or we get a glimpse of a half-ass feline foster room. Beth races to Florida about every three months for her Botox bump-up and to model the railing of her patio with a few cats thrown in a room to count the visit as a foster cat rescue mission. I mean, it's a giant fucking joke. Now no Florida insider is there to report on the bizarre antics of the Sterns.

Howard Stern again misses out on a late night talk show called "Real Men Watch Bravo" to be aired obviously on the Bravo cable TV network with Andy Cohen and Jerry O'Connell as executive producers. The talk show will be hosted by O'Connell and feature a panel of male celebrities talking about a variety of pop culture topics. The Sterns can start bombarding Cohen and O'Connell with tons of spam to promote themselves and horn in as guests on the talk show as honorary guys to talk about how relevant they are in pop culture even though they do nothing and have no jobs with Howard hitting buttons on his stale satellite radio show of all his pre-recorded content, I mean, that's hardly considered a real job in between all his tons of product placement ads with Howard being a hyperactive doofus and Beth rolling around on the floor desperate to get those hormone injections to start turning her into a girl staving off menopause.

Beth would have nothing to show up to in the Hamptons without these tiresome Get Wild and Getting Wild irritating animal rescue benefits where Howard frequently attends with Beth and hides from the camera to make it seem Beth is a celebrity and can get in all by herself without an escort. The Hamptonites are forced to actually give cash to the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center or they can forget them showing up to clear their properties of those pesky deer or those turtles that keep crawling all over their properties getting stuck in lawnmowers. So yes, finally cheapskate Stern has to fork over some dough and then Beth can play co-chairperson or whatever useless title they give her.

Boom! Wedding rings are back!

7-10-18, Beth Getting Wild, Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center benefit.

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