Talk Talk Talkhouse

Beth Talkhouse will soon be on the
warpath and the owners of the club
have no idea they will now be
STUCK WITH THE STERNS until infinity.

For several years now, The Stephen Talkhouse live music club has hosted private subscriber events for SiriusXM, with the most notable being the Coldplay concert back in 2016, when Bethenny Frankel got bad press and got her show canceled by Sirius when she threw a drink on some women who were too loud along with Beth Ostrosky being there too with her name once again being garbled by the press since no one knows who Beth is, even after her hubby Howard Stern has shoved her in our faces for the past 17 years.

On July 28 in conjunction with SiriusXM, The Killers will play at The Stephen Talkhouse, an approximate 200 room venue where only VIPs are invited from Sirius and sometimes they hold some bullshit contest for subscribers to win a ticket. It's a perfect venue for BETH to host her own little fundraiser since the Sterns' annual July fundraiser is a big bomb and wash out. They also can no longer solely rely on the money they grab from the annual Beth Awards show that Howard invented forcing the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) to honor Beth at an annual gala benefit normally held in November or December each year. Beth is struggling to keep  her cat prison camp funded using other people's money. Now that Howard has a pre-recorded video dead stream of edited segments from his satellite radio show for people paying for the service, Beth wants to be on there too and document the antics of her throwing kittens around her foster room at her Hamptons home.

As reported by this blogger, each year Howard takes time off work in July to hold a Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) fundraiser at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons but it's been a huge bomb and they only get a few dweebs to show up to appear on Beth's show "The Real Housewife of Instagram". A few no-lister stars in a vague haze of delirium show up and hold a cat on factory fug cushions that were donated to Beth's kitten patio for her dilapidated furniture that has seen many a wino spilling their drink on the tacky chairs while Howard takes a photo to document it for his tax returns. And that's about the extent of their July fundraiser. 

Beth now has THREE fundraisers per year to fund her fame quest where all donations go straight to BFF with a paltry portion going to NSAL for the BFF cat center funded by donations and to pay Beth's salary she gets from NSAL as their useless spokesperson.

Photo is from the NSAL Beth Awards where every November or December NSAL has to
kiss Beth's ass and hold a benefit to raise money for Beth's annual salary. Notice Howard eyeing
the guy in the back who is an alleged IRS investigator.

Howard Stern Productions is having a hard time coming up with a work product so he's got this deal where he badgers the Sirius Nancy Boys for work projects while getting do-nothing Beth inserted in the mix to get her name on a project and earn some dough without really interrupting her horizontal work schedule. You see, Beth survives on donations to NSAL, the charity she shills for, and the Beth Fund, a.k.a., BFF, where donors donate all the food and supplies for her foster prison camp. 

So what does Beth do? Oh, a lot of selfie work since getting evicted from just about every single social function in the Hamptons. So Howard has to invent another thing for her to do to get some dough and the press coverage she craves. Sources are alleging that Stephen Talkhouse has developed a stutter from panic because he just realized that once you let the Sterns do one thing, you've got them for life. We'll see if Howard can shut down another venue with his constant badgering for them to take Beth. I bet Chief Talkhouse will be grabbing his peace pipe and skating out of town to fake his own death after this year's fiasco featuring a new way to give Beth money. As Howard talked about on his Wednesday stale satellite radio show, David Spade was the only D-Lister they could con into performing for the Beth Fund with zero notables attending. Howard claimed on his radio show that celebs will be there, but per the norm for the Hamptons, it's usually the same stale set of idiots out of work for the summer and doing zero. Will Harvey Weinstein show up again like he did in 2016 for Coldplay? 

So, let's have some fun and estimate what this Beth gig is costing Howard. I think Howard had to pay around $70,000 to rent the venue for Bethie, pay the Sirius VIPs to show up along with some Real Housewives, and pay off Big Chief Talkhouse. Oh wait, it's always a SiriusXM production, they can pick up a portion of the tab and everyone can claim it's for charity - the Beth Fund - since NSAL pays Beth a salary to plug them nonstop while Beth plugs herself via BFF and you see, Beth survives on doing zero. The place only holds about 200 people so at top dollar at $350 a ticket [the tickets are $250 general; $350 premium], it comes to the amount I just mentioned as a estimate, not including overhead, fees, insurance for when Bethenny hurls another bottle at an audience member's head, all to push Beth into the mix and get her paid as a Sirius promoter. The venue is already sold out because it's just for Sirius and all their contract people, like from the music and talk channels. The only D-List idiot Howard could con into performing was David Spade along with a few unknown trolls who live under a bridge desperate for work.

Beth has kittens bred in a field for her because she cannot unload grown cats. The only lives Beth saves are kitten lives, not grown cats, they are on their own and normally get shuttled out of the NSAL facility to a county animal shelter where they are euthanized and Beth could care less. Some are alleging that most of Beth's foster cats end up at the county animal shelters anyway, the ones the other foster homes can't unload. A few get returned to NSAL and Beth has a fit since she keeps carving those notches in her bedpost and hates it when a cat is returned since those notches are forever and she likes her horizontal frequent flier miles accurate.

You can hear Howard Stern exclusively on
SiriusXM because no other radio company
wants him. If he quit his radio job, he would have to
sell off all his properties and be stuck with his wife
Beth in a two story walk-up in Soho.

Oh, it's a tough life. Howard can't quit his loser satellite radio job or he and Beth will disappear. Poof! Gone, no more Sterns with their awful show ideas and bullshit projects shoved in everyone's faces. Howard still thinks he can make Beth famous when she already disappeared off the cover of Hamptons magazine and is sequestered to that no-lister loser magazine called Social Life. Howard can never find a sponsor for his issue featuring Beth, so normally just shows up at the magazine's publishers' dinner and poses for a few pictures and leaves since there is no extra place setting for the Horninskys. I mean, it's sad, but Howard is stuck with a big giant unmarketable nobody while he himself is an unmarketable Queen of All Media [stealing Tommy Lee's term]. Gee, I thought Wendy Williams was the Queen of All Media. I wonder who looks better in those dinner gowns.

Beth is nine yrs older
than Hamptons Magazine.

Hamptons magazine held their 40th Anniversary Bash last Saturday and a bunch of people were there like Katie Lee and we saw one of Beth's covers featured when she was promoting her two weddings to the Queen of All Media [stealing Tommy Lee's term]. If Beth didn't already have 10 of these giant copies of her Hamptons cover, she would have shown up with a pickup to snatch this one for her foyer in Frontenac.

Everyone remembers that Robin did it first on 6-23-10, when she presented her one night stand at Caroline's in New York to benefit her now-defunct 15 Foundation. Howard only let her do it because it made some dough for Howard TV. But it was gone in 60 seconds because only he and Beth can have a charitable foundation. Beth was secretly seething behind the scenes knowing that she would soon have a foundation and present her own benefit show and not Robin once she devised a way to be rid of that Bulldog Ball & Chain.


Doctors reportedly use this photo to show aged hagathas how Botox can help them in their quest to turn back the clock on their faces and how to use tons of pancake and bleach to look younger than a fossil. 

So funny how the only job Howard can get is directing segments for "The Real Housewife of Instagram". Now we've got a segment where he copied from a Bond character. Howard's eyes point outward like a snail and he can't see anything and thinks Beth is pretty [hahahahaha]. Miss Wig and Fake Tan was taping her latest episode showing her fan how to harass a homeless cat in a nightgown [or whatever that thing is].

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