Ring Them Bells

I don't think Howard Stern has ever kissed
his pussy on camera like Art Bell did.

Who knew that Copycat Howard Stern morphed into the late pussy lover, Mr. Wig Art Bell. He had a late night show on SiriusXM for about six weeks before jealous Howard allegedly had a tantrum and cried on the phone to Oscar Meyer Weiner that Art was stealing his fan. So suddenly Art Bell was gone from that satellite dish floating around the U.S. Art even had three cats like Howard and he even shipped them overseas when he moved there for a short time with his wife and then came back to the U.S. and was on and off the air sporadically until he quit radio and died in April of this year. Howard has three cats too, right? I don't feel like looking it up on Beth's NauseousGram right now.

What else did Stern copy? Oh tons of stuff as I have talked about a few times on this blog. I mean jerk-off Stern is just a morning zoo idiot who branched out into a morning zoo idiot. Now we are all laughing around the pool that Howard is forced to work more hours or Sirius is cutting his vacation schedule or cutting his salary. For the last few months or so, he has had to add about two hours per week to his standard stale satellite radio show. On Tuesday July 17, Howard horned in on the Al Roker show on Sirius because he has to keep working until at least 11:30 a.m. instead of his old schedule of working to about 11:00 a.m., but we know he sits there and records his dumb show all at once for the week. I mean, no one really sees the guy coming or going from the studio because he is rarely there anyway and pretends to want secrecy and security when in fact he just isn't there and pretends to his fan he is there in the studio three days a week. So funny but Howard is a scammer, it's in his DNA. He can't help it.

What's in that big messenger bag Howard? Your lunch?
Mr. Pot Belly with his thick nerd glasses horned in on the Al Roker
show because Howard's got to work longer hours for his BOSS [ha] since
Howard works for wages and is treading water. Hey Howard,
Beth won't miss that Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Go ahead and
sell it. It makes me sad to see such an old man that still has to haul
his flabby ass into work every week.

COPY COPY COPY from Dame Beth-Man as we can't wait to see what Howard's writers can steal from me next. I guess I will have to watch what happens.

Howard had the nerve to steal the evil character from JOHNNY CARSON.
I don't think Carson let that jerk who jerks-off constantly with his private parts
on his TV show. Howard had to wait for Lame Leno to let him on The Tonight Show.

Heidi has so many Emmy awards and
nominations she may as well change her
name to Emmy Klum.

Speaking of which, Andy Cohen finally got the Sirius bosses off their duffs to buy him a long awaited Emmy award nomination for some conjured up bullshit category designed for Andy to win. Will Stern be able to live with himself when Cohen gets an Emmy award? I guess he can conjure up an Evil Andy Cohen if he actually does get that Emmy. 

We know superstar Heidi Klum has already won several Emmy awards and of course is nominated again this year. 

What has Beth Stern been nominated for? Most Botox stuffed in a face at any one time? Could be. Beth never gets on Ocean Drive Magazine with her Blowfish Face. Maybe Howard had better search his couch for coins to save up to get Beth on that magazine.

Beth is siriusly running out of content for her show
"The Real Housewife of Instagram".
Beth turned 49 on July 15. Beth's zodiac sign is a Crab.

Beautiful Cher appeared at Free The Wild Charity in England. I have no idea what that is or why she was there other than she is promoting her film Mamma Mia.

When is someone going to do a telethon to save Michael Jackson's face? Oh wait. It seems Cilla's nose is falling off her face as she appeared in Los Angeles at a protest against the South Korea Dog Meat Trade. Yeah, South Korea, not Kim's country. Don't blame him this time. 

I think we've got that part filled for Sheri Zombie's mom
in Rob's upcoming film "Three From Hell".

Don't miss Rob on Eddie Trunk's radio show since Rob has been successfully avoiding the Sterns for about 5 years now. Rob is in a danger zone right now since he is filming his new straight-to-megahit movie and Beth always wants to play Sheri's daughter and Rob wants Beth to play dead.

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