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Monday, July 30, 2018

Real Housewife Hunt

Carole is supposedly leaving the show
because she hates Beth Bethenny yet is fed up
with Beth Buttinsky who stalks the Real Housewives.
It's all over the press that Carole Radziwill is leaving the Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) and will not be returning for another season as she has had it with the Real Pest Beth Stern who keeps bugging her to let her on the show without actually being signed as a real housewife so would not be subjected to the no-holds barred show format where Beth could and would be attacked in every way possible by the rich hens of NYC. 

Andy Cohen, the executive producer of the "Real Housewives" franchise loves to come up with drama both behind and in front of the cameras and supposedly Carole kept getting stuck with Beth, and even had to appear at the North Shore Animal League Beth Awards show and Beth is always buzzing around her trying to get her mug in a few of the RHONY episodes. As already reported by this blogger, Carole has adopted some of Beth's wild banshee untrainable kitten monsters and Carole showed those Beth Foster cats racing up and down her expensive curtains in her apartment.

Item originally posted on the Beth Fan Page May 25, 2017:

On the May 24, 2017 episode of The Real Housewives of New York,
they showed Carole Radziwill's tony apartment
just as one of the cats she got from 
BETH STERN ran right up her expensive curtains. 
Thanks, Beth.




Now Carole can't wait to be free of Beth Stern and thinks that quitting the RHONY will do the trick since Beth only stalks people who have TV shows.






Of course Howard Stern Productions created "The Real Housewife of Instagram" for Beth who he can't pawn off onto anyone else and Andy Cohen doesn't even care that Howard is using that franchise name without his written permission since no one wants to deal with Howard either. So let him use it for his wife's pitiful free site since Howard doesn't have the juice to get Beth on network TV with a show all to herself and all about her. So it's IG or nothing.

Maybe Howard can pitch a new show to Andy Cohen
for Beth called "The Real Horsewife of the Hamptons".

Howard's fan wants to know when he is getting a second episode in the second season of the Howard Stern Sirius Production "Howard's Boob" where Howard relates the trials and tribulations of living with superstar Beth and pretends they have spats to appeal to his peon peasant listener, and guess what, the guy falls for it every time. The last episode aired on February 26, 2018 called "Beth Doesn't Deliver", about Beth failing to pack Howard's dinner when he went to the city to do his radio show and Howard had to fetch his own dinner all by himself. Yes, it was that pathetic. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 2-26-18, "The Return of Howard's Boob".] But the reason it isn't a regular series is because Howard has trouble getting a sponsor for the segment. The last sponsor was that disgusting Gourmet Garbage Garage where Mr. Almost Vegan ferreted out a bowl of chili amongst the hanging chunks of raw beef and legs of lamb with a side of bullshit since no one believed this story anyway. You see, Gourmet Garage is a butcher shop and grocery where you buy tons of dead animals for your dinner and not one person snapped a photo of Mr. Lifts in his Boots wandering around alone looking for chili. Anyway, everyone knows that Beth follows Howard into New York on Sunday [providing he is actually going to work at his stale satellite radio show] when he used to be free from Beth for about 5 days in a row but her schedule has changed. She now follows him around much more since she is tired of being sequestered to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons on constant lockdown and then she gets more use out of their corporate Manhattan apartment so Howard can keep up appearances to his SiriusXM bosses that he is an emotionally stable married man.

These are some of the ladies reportedly vying to fill
the hole vacated by Carole on the RHONY.



Pleeeeze stop calling me Andy! Dame Beth-Man is not a desperate
housewife looking for fame.





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