Suddenly This Summer

As already blogged about, Beth Ostrosky Stern attended the Evelyn Alexander "Get Wild" fundraising event on Saturday, June 23, and as this blogger pointed out, her hands were swollen again as what seems to be the norm in the Summer in the Hamptons when Beth appears to be again having fertility injections and IVF treatments in hopes of co-producing a Howard Stern Production in the way of a Howard or Beth Junior.

Beth crammed her big body into an unforgiving tight cotton dress that was meant to be worn on the shoulder but then Beth would have had to order a giant size to get it to fit her freakishly long arms and man shoulders [ref: BFP June 24, 2018]. So, Felix the Tailor had to pull the shoulders of the dress down to get it to fit Big Beth and then she had to basically keep her arms pinned to her sides or the dress would tear. Beth was also too fat to wear her standard wedding or engagement ring on her left hand so wore a giant fugly costume jewelry thing that she got free but that's the problem, Beth is not famous and never has anywhere to plug this stuff, no TV or movie appearances, nothing to plug but her tired foundation, nothing, so she has to horn in on a basketball game in NYC or these loser Hamptons events to show off the free stuff she gets all the time.

Hey now! Emily Stern has talent! It appears that her stepmom Beth Stern posed nude for Emily in her studio apartment and she did an awesome watercolor of Beth [shown below] that appears on her website. Everyone might already know that Emily is the eldest numerology wizard and adviser to her dad Howard and that is kind of the problem with getting Beth to conceive a baby. The numbers have to line up, and why some say all his daughters were test tube babies due to numerology and carefully planned birth dates all amounting to a big nothing since his daughters have amounted to a big nothing and so far Beth has produced a big nothing in her life.

Howard does have two other lumps he calls daughters and he has always wanted a son to carry on his homophobic genes while pretending to support gay/lesbian causes yet shows up to no fundraisers or anything to support marriage equality or any other causes like many celebs do. The Sterns only support their own cash grab foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends with their ongoing fundraisers disguised as dinner parties in their Hamptons Hellnest to collect cash for Beth to spend on outfits from discount stores that can't be altered because then she can't return them because she can barely afford to keep the stuff she has hanging in her closet and she is running out of space as it is what with all those skeletons hanging in there that take up so much room and that's why she's got to sell off the stuff she can't return to the stores.

Hilarious that the Florida Failure Howard Stern can't manage to get Beth on the biggest magazine there but Heidi Klum has been on the cover a bunch of times. She has her own clothing line including a bikini line although no bikini lines show up on this gal. She promotes nude sunbathing if she's got some privacy yet is no stranger to going topless on public European beaches. Beth runs and hides from candid cameras on a beach and elsewhere and Howard Stern has to take a million riot photos of his hefty wife on their own beach and then run to the basement for his photoshop studio to do tons of post production work on his amateur camera phone photos he takes of Beth. 

Eat your heart out Beth. Where is your half

naked cover feature?

Sunk to the bottom of the ocean?

Heidi is featured in the 25th Anniversary Swimsuit double issue.

At least Howard can run and hide on his big vacation from the super TV hit "America's Got Talent" while he corners the same set of aged losers to entertain at his Hamptons Hellhole and coerce more dough out of those freeloaders he wines and dines. 

Poor Beth is having a hard time keeping up appearances that Howard is really with her in the Hamptons when she accidentally gets a piece of Howard's dummy's hair in a photo of her cat. She props up the dummy and sometimes strips naked in front of it forgetting the dummy is not really Howard. It's hard to tell the real dummy from the fake dummy.

This is your future Beth. This is the best money can buy and it's frightening. You can see that Courtney Love barely has any hair left from all that pulled back skin and the surgeon put her giant ears back on her head all askew like elephant's ears. What a mess. Keep up all your bloated botox and filler facelifts, Beth, because this is your future. Howard needs another facelift but can't figure out how to hideout in his Florida cosmetic surgery basement without being detected. I guess he could just do his stale satellite radio show from his basement bunker since no one knows if Howard is really in the studio or not in NYC. He primarily tapes his shows in a day and a half anyway and can easily fool his fan that he is really on the air in the NY studio. Who cares anyway what Howard does. He can sit home and bore his fan. Why bother pretending to cart his flab all the way into the studio when he can just sit and bake at his own apt near Katie Lee's kitchen waiting for his personal delivery boy to show up with a fat calzone.

6-30-18, Courtney appeared at a special screening in LA of
 "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" and I guess someone actually showed up to see it.

Andy Spade is reportedly shopping around a biopic about his hanged wife Kate Spade since he thinks it would make a great American success story except for the ending. He wants to cast his real life daughter Bea in the project once he locates her whereabouts. Some insiders are saying that Emma Thompson is a shoo-in to get the lead part as Kate Spade.

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