Sunday Chatter

Hold down the chatter, folks, and take a breather. Sit back and relax and be glad you are not Howard and Beth Stern, two aged people terrified of sunlight. 

Good news for the awesome and beautiful Queen Latifah. She has won her third Screen Actors Guild Award and this time as Best Actress in a television movie for her incredible performance portraying the true-life legendary blues singer Bessie Smith.



Yep, we are heading into another week of retro radio with the Howard Stern show that is still broadcasting to people in 1985 via his satellite into outer space and the spiral time tunnel back to the past where his pyramid weave currently sits, as if, I mean, he has always worn wigs, right? Well everyone has always made fun of his hair his entire life as it went from a short permed wig helmet to a long Diana Ross wig to the current mom wig with the permed weave.

We hope Howard doesn't get too stressed this week since the wife will be in town to promote herself at that gimmicky cash grab for the animal organization called PAWS, where you give them money and they decide to keep it. Beth will also be bothering a bunch of people to blather on about that borefest called the Kitten Bowl, an annual event by the Hallmark Channel, a corporate sponsor of the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where Beth is pushing cats into a camera in her bid for attention as she cannot live one moment without mugging for a camera and plastering her bloated buttface on her media sites with Howard shopping around her photos to a bunch of tabloids. 

Beth seems to be finished with pestering the daytime TV shows in LA, what with the Ellen DeGeneres show and Good Day LA, a show that is hosted by a wigged corpse and a widget anorexic-looking blonde. 

Beth was bragging about herself again and how awesome her life is now since she doesn't have to work to make money anymore. I guess her contract with Mrs. Cherry has been paid in full and everything is square. Now Beth is free to work solely for her own selfie gratification and not worry about the paycheck since that is all handled by a team of lawyers working for her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, and also that awesome $112,000 she gets annually as the part time paid stooge wife of Howard Stern.

Yes, Beth made another frightening appearance on Good Day LA and actually had the nerve to say she was surprised that the Hallmark Channel phoned her to host their Kitten Bowl. I mean come on Beth, cut the chatter here, your mommy is Catholic and you were an altar boy, I mean, tell the truth for once. You were surprised, happy, shocked, stunned? The Hallmark Channel is a sponsor of NSAL, where Beth is employed as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson so duh, Team Howard had to come up with another gimmick to get Miss Desperate back in front of a TV camera with her frozen bleached helmet wig and awesome Botox twitch. At least this "series" should not be canceled since it's just dead air filler since the entire world is divided between watching the real Super Bowl on Sunday and Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, the rest is drivel, filler, nonsense, crap, oh, perfect time for Beth to sneak in with her own show with the canned phony script and a total of five minutes of screen time for the amateur Beth, who has no business in front of a TV camera. I mean, Gong Show doesn't cover it with her talent. Beth would be laughed off the stage and given the "don't call us we'll call you" routine if she didn't add Stern to her name.

Beth routinely shuts her eyes during her televised interviews
 since some experts suggest it means the person is a giant liar.

What big teeth you have, Grandma! Didn't Howard claim he didn't buy new giant choppers? Photo on the left shows his old tiny rotten bat teeth and the photo on the right is the giant new overly white teeth he needed to be camera ready for his job as a judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT).

Happy Sunday, Beth Fans

Without Sirius She's Nothing

Howard Stern is forced to stay on Sirius satellite radio or his self-absorbed conceited wife would disappear back to Pittsburgh without even a sad good-bye from her cat club Instagram fans who have almost no clue who the woman is other then some nut with nothing to do and is in a cat photo prop frenzy before announcing it's either sitz medical bath time or boozer nap time [a.k.a., meditation time] as she stumbles around her cage in the Hamptons with hubby Howard who pays to keep her there.

Miss Nobody Beth Ostrosky jetted back to Los Angeles, since we know Howard Stern owns real estate in the community property state [aside from constantly bothering Hollywood to make him a star] and needs Bethie to fulfill her little personal assistant job [gotta justify that 112 Productions salary] and while there she can bother fellow-satellite buddy Ellen and appear on her show. We think Howard has kissed Ellen's ass long enough so Ellen will tolerate the empty headed wife of a dinosaur DJ who still thinks he's a wild and crazy guy when he is just sad and lonely being kicked off television once again as we wonder what dope will be suckered into hiring the aged radio DJ again and give him another shot at staring blankly into a TV camera while tanking ratings in no time flat.

Readers of this blog might remember that Beth had a major meltdown on her Instagram site yelling at her paid posters and cat club association followers that she does not keep fosters and that included Buddy, even though he was blind. Beth's pigeon followers couldn't believe she wouldn't keep the disabled creature herself. The cat came down with an undisclosed illness while in Beth's care and was only returned briefly to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for Beth to stage a bizarre homecoming with balloons and signs, which was more exploitation of a blind cat. Everyone knows she used Blind Buddy in her latest book debacle with Yoda the Cat and his Buddy [dropping the word blind from the book since it's rude and insensitive, but that is Beth O in a nutshell]. Beth stammered on the Ellen DeGeneres show about why she didn't keep Blind Buddy stating that she "bonded" with the cat and only gave him away since his veterinarian fell in love with the cat implying Beth would have kept him otherwise, which is a lie. You see, Beth can never tell the truth and has to skew the story and is a fake and phony. We are sure Beth did the proper amount of ass kissing and hoped that Ellen would fawn over that bleached wig and red lipstick which seems to be a semi-requirement for all female guests of Queen Ellen.

No mention Beth had any intention of keeping Blind Buddy. It was after the cat got sick and spent weeks at the vet's office that the vet kept the cat rather than return it to the selfie monster and have it dumped onto some morons who could care less about any cat but only want to meet the backseat limo driver, Beth O.

We know everyone who thought about it for two seconds, that Howard would re-sign with Sirius because without it, Beth is nothing, even though he stated in an article [posted on this blog more than once] that he would not be renewing his contract for a second time. Well, that was a load of bullshit since Howard has no other media site willing to pay out his contract which is allegedly about 112 million dollars to get out of the satellite service [e.g., purchasing his show catalog of tapes and payback for building that custom radio studio plus remodeling costs]. He might have to sell that 52 million dollar cat adoption way station in Florida if he were to pay to get out of the Sirius contract, you see, they own his huge radio show catalog of tapes, right? Ask Howard, he might tell you in between coffee slurps and Felix the Tailor underwear fittings.

Sirius satellite radio owns the Stern catalog of shows, right? Was Stern forced to re-sign with Sirius or face a lawsuit or buy back his own tapes if he moved on to a new service provider like Spotify? Howard can't take his show anywhere, Sirius owns it. But what about the studio Stern built using Sirius dollars? Howard would owe that back too, right? Sirius bought the Stern show tapes as a part of a lawsuit settlement deal between Les Moonves and Sirius. Les alleged that Stern already signed a contract with Sirius in 2004 and lied on the air for two years by saying he was yet undecided if he would move onto the satellite radio service. Stern proceeded to plug Sirius daily on his terrestrial radio show and was forced to settle the lawsuit out of court or face hefty fines of fraud and alleged insider stock trading. Howard began broadcasting on Sirius in 2006 and with his latest contract deal, Sirius owns the show tapes for a total of 12 years [Mr. Numerology you know, where he lives by numbers like 12, 112, 6, 4x3, you get it]. So Howard is stuck with Sirius and vice versa.

 

Keep up the pace, Howard, you're doing fine on that satellite that keeps getting lost in space.

Let's Go Green

Heidi Klum shows us mortals what real models look like and her fame is not dependent upon some pseudo husband to support her and push her face into the public eye. Nope, Heidi was and is a genuine top model and entrepreneur with moguls throwing themselves at her feet. She does not need a husband like Howard Stern who masturbates himself to sleep every night while playing house in a village with his tinker, tailor, stylist, soldier boy and Nobu delivery pigeons flying in and out, who needs a female figure [we think Beth is female; not sure if they are called that on her home planet] so he can be accepted by Middle America. Poor Beth! This blogger is crying right now in her vodka and tonic, I swear, I have a heart too you know. 

Beth is a good egg really, I mean, has she ever thought about hatching that thing she calls a head to reveal the scrambled eggs inside? Poor Beth has to stare at the huge, successful career of the 42 year old supermodel Heidi with that gigantor green sparkly thing on her finger. Heidi is still knocking them dead in Australia promoting her new men's underwear label called Heidi Klum Man. Gosh, Howard needs to get into men's underwear and have Felix the Tailor take some measurements while Howard shoots the whole ad campaign. His frizzy permed weave just might explode off his pyramid head!

I feel sorry for Beth stuck at Stalag Beth throwing kittens around trying to divert her attention away from the fact she has failed at becoming famous. She is good at collecting public donations to build an invisible cat adoption center at her charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League, while she hangs onto a phantom history that she was a genuine top model in the U.S., Europe, Euthanasia, South Africa, Greece, Rome, and the former Yugoslavia. Beth is alone and barren at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons barking orders at the help while smacking into a feral cat that was too old and stiff to jump out of the way of her speeding SUV. Poor Beth! 

You know, DBM is not just a diva harpooning a poor innocent shark and her husband [we think they're married as Emily The High Priestess of the Stern Clan confirmed this in an article on November 8, 2015 of the NY Post; spirit beings don't lie, right?]. I feel sorry for Beth because I believe she believes that she really was an internationally famous model and not just a D List groupie who modeled fat pants and plus sized cheap lingerie who was escorted from Pittsburgh to NY to score a Big Apple to make her famous. Okay, now I'm really starting to cry in my wine and soda.

We need to take a break here as DBM is overwhelmed with emotion over the plight of Beth's career as she tries to regain her composure to continue with this blog entry.

Whew...what was I saying? Oh, back to blogging.

Did you think we were done with Rob Zombie news? Nope. He's got a new CD coming out in April and his film "31" expected in June and released again at Halloween, which is when the movie takes place.

Let's Go

First we've got the ever awesome Heidi Klum, the genuine article, a global supermodel that Beth wishes she could fit her giant man feet into her supermodel shoes as Heidi is gearing up for a stellar season with her clothing lines, endorsements, you name it, this hot model is doing it. This gorgeous natural beauty, who has her own hair, as in, it just grows naturally out of her head that way and doesn't rely upon tiresome hair extensions like Beth and only needs the sunshine to get those luscious locks to grow and grow as she is in Sydney, Australia and stopped by to help out Ben Stiller with promoting his upcoming flick Zoolander No. 2 soon to hit theaters, featuring a bunch of star cameos such as [hold your breath, Howard] Justine Bieber and also featuring Anna Wintour [the woman who brought down Vogue magazine and made it a borefest and it only takes the highest bidder to score a cover and Howard refused to pay...oh, it was for him not Beth] as well as other stars. No word if Beth Horninsky got a cameo role as a fat model from Pittsburgh playing a groupie of Zoolander...oh forgot, according to whomever writes Beth's fictional online bios it would read that she plays Zoolander's love interest yet the actual movie role would be completely different and normally Beth ends up in a two second spot before the ending credits roll.

Heidi with Ben stiller attended the purple carpet
premiere of Zoolander No. 2 in Australia on 1-26-16.

Second, we've got the super stellar Sundance Film Festival premiere of Rob Zombie's horror film "31" which generally received positive reviews except for his wife of course who is looking more like her famous husband as the years roll by and they hang onto a semblance of their marriage as he continues to cast the main female leads in his films with much older actresses than Sheri which is getting more difficult with each of his movies.

Rob and Sheri sat down for a Q&A session at the IMDb studios at the Sundance Film Festival and revealed they are giant jigsaw puzzle fans and received a jigsaw puzzle as a gift from the host of the show. We can't wait for Howard Stern to discover this and steal it as his own idea and will claim he and Beth need to unwind from bothering producers with buying Howard TV and have to work on a jigsaw puzzle together of a photo of Gina Gershon's private parts while she claims she was never a legit prostitute and all those old stories about her are categorically false.

Lastly, we've got old man news, and have to slow it way down now as we heard on Stern's satellite radio show that a diabetic balding man with a blubber butt has a new book out telling people about the fast food places across America and which are the best menu items at each fast food dive and we think he expects people to actually take his advice and eat the food there and not which ones have the best restrooms when you are on a road trip while you are scouting for a real restaurant. Yes, it's Jon Hein, who created "Jump the Shark" and wrote a book about it and Howard Stern hired him before he could say that Howard Jumped the Shark in 1997 following the release of that semi self financed borefest called "Private Parts" with Howard wearing a wig on a wig to show the various stages of his wigged past and the rise of his various wigs to the top of the shock jock morning zoo radio market and he is still doing that same ol' shtick to this day.

Well, this is nothing new out of the Stern studios, I mean, we got a giant fat woman selling vegan recipes to the public claiming it saved her life from staged cancer only to have the woman go back to eating everything in sight, meaning animals with a side of french fries along with greasy Thai food and she claims to have scared off any remaining cancer cells and we believe it. Yep, Robin Quivers no longer eats real food that saved her life, meaning vegan food in this case, as she wrote a book about vegan recipes. Now, apparently, Robin just wishes to die and Howard wishes she would die too [I mean that in the nicest way possible] to free up more dough to finance Howard TV and get Beth back on television before her iPhone explodes from selfie overload.

What's next to come out of this morning zoo bunch? We've got the selfie monster dumping cats onto people who refuse to save any kitty cat lives at their own municipal cat shelters and Beth sits in her 89 room Hamptons home, barren and empty in the head and elsewhere and refuses to house her own so-called rescue cats herself and make herself their forever mom. Nope, gotta keep the treadmill going or Beth would have no gimmick to market in her fame quest and that would be a shame since she might actually ask to live with Howard again and his new beau-friend Felix the cough, cough, tailor while Howard plans on horning in on that photography gallery showing of his daughter Emily with Howard sneaking in his own 3rd grader paintings and askew goofy airbrushed photos of Beth in a plus sized G-string bikini. That was the hold up, right Emmie darling? Daddy wanted to horn in and it was all botched up what with that big publicity item in the Post and everything, only to have your photography show canceled at the gallery [by appt only, I know, no bloggers allowed].

Turn to the right!!!!!!! Beth couldn't do her normal stiff modeling school pose of staring at the cats she is dumping onto new pigeons because they pushed her into the wrong side of the photo so she did the quickie fake to the right pose since she tries to hide the cursed right side of her face in photos and only wants to show the left side with the Botox frozen smirk. Beth is a Ninja Selfie Master! She's got the black belt in frozen selfie poses. All she needs is that little sign with the numbers on it...I know, purged since she was a minor, don't tell me.

Let's Get Sirius

Hello? Your crown of thorns has fallen off.
Howard Stern began broadcasting on Sirius
satellite radio in 2006 with the merged
company of Sirius/XM facing bankruptcy in
2009 and had to be bailed out by
Liberty Media with no thanks to Howard Stern.

Howard Stern re-signing with the Sirius was like planting a hair system on a corpse. Stern provides subscribers with updates of his shilling for the D List entertainment industry providing his big opinions about movies no one will see with Howard claiming to be so busy yet he has time to watch endless TV shows and movies while stretched out on his bed in the village sans the ball and chain, which is the life he would lose if he lost his satellite job.

Oh, Howard's still relevant, being a shock jock at 62 years old talking about having sex with his menopausal wife is kind of sickening while he pretends to still be a little boy having quick sex with something female while mom was out shopping for incense and bells and preparing disgusting shrimp and pasta meals frozen from 8 weeks ago still in the fridge. You know, Howard the aged DJ who has his current wife sequestered in the Hamptons and he lives alone in New York [well, alone as in surrounded by photog bulb boys and coffee gophers wearing short shorts under those full length leather coats designed by his personal stylist and long time companion, Ralph Cirella]. 

Miss Man Hat with the football head, Beth,
had all of her TV shows canceled and
screamed at Howard to make her famous.
Howard latched onto the animal charity
gimmick to keep the selfie pariah's
face in the press and costing almost
zero dollars to the Sterns since the public
gives Beth money in her pseudo
attempt at rescuing animals that are
used as her selfie photo props
until they are dumped onto the paying
public.

Satellite radio audiences also have to suffer through the same ol' scripted drivel of Howard bragging he married a model when there is no evidence she ever modeled anything but fat clothes in newspaper ads and in online catalogs. Beth continues to lie in her online bios by inflating her murky past by saying she was a real actress and a real internationally famous model, when the real story is she had about 3 minutes total screen time in a few obscure films, one actually being a 15-minute film called "Another Night" [when she had a 10 second part] while having zero proof she modeled anywhere except in New Jersey. But Beth thinks that New Jersey is a part of Europe, so you see the type of brain this genius has, it's a peanut housed inside a football helmet shell.

Howard Stern's hair system would explode if he would sit down and admit to himself and everyone around him that he got stuck with an unknown wonky eyed woman obnoxiously named Beth O who was a vague groupie hanging around New York with Howard feeding items to the press claiming to be celebrating her 30th birthday at a local NY eatery three years in a row.

Howard is still jealous of Oprah and tracks her every move remembering that the XM satellite radio company had the Oprah Winfrey Channel first and turned down Howard Stern when he was begging for work since his syndication deals were being canceled nationwide with Stern becoming responsible for the content of his radio show and facing fines for his edgy material, as in, 7th grade gross out material that moms complained about. Oprah finally ditched the satellite since she could see her programs were floating on a dead star and moved onto much much much bigger and better things. I don't need to tell you, the woman is all over the Internet with being a movie producer, winning one Oscar and nominated twice for a competitive Oscar, touring with her self help guru conventions, she has her own cable network, I mean, the list is endless with this woman.

Article from 2008...Sirius needs to change its tune:

Howard is once again trying to get paid twice by having his boring radio interviews broadcast on the Internet or television, whatever, with Howard TV failing to find a buyer for many years now, but oh, the treadmill king cannot get off the wheel, he will push that video streaming or whatever to get his face back in the public eye interviewing some aged celeb who is desperate for free publicity. Oh right, I need a visual of old fart Rod Stewart wobbling into the Stern studio and plopping down on that couch that was a leftover prop from some porno movie studio and hear how he is releasing some new old man music that is of no interest to anyone still living above ground. Oh, don't forget that facelifted fossil Steven Tyler was interviewed by Howard on Monday for yet another boring interview. Steven has been making the rounds plugging his selfie foundation to protect girls from Steven Tyler. I wonder if he mentioned his former girlfriend Bebe Buell, the ultra famous groupie that was a Playboy magazine Playmate of the month about 40 years ago, who had to run and flee to another sugar daddy to save the life of the now famous Liv Tyler and not be subjected to the alleged drug induced maniac jetting her off to a clinic to get rid of "Baby Janie" who might grow up and get a gun.

Howard continues to hide from photogs for fear we could track the updates of his giant overgrown facelift and fillers and he is always filmed in the dark for any videotape of the old crone hiding in a studio filled with awesome SFX lighting and CGI technology.

Mr. Radio still has his obsession with movies and obtaining screeners of any current year Oscar nominated films since the old man's ship had sunk before reaching a harbor when his Private Parts were a laughing stock in the movie industry and the old guy was sent back to a radio dial with Hollywood execs wondering how they got rid of him, aside from the fact that most movies are made in California, a community property state. Howard has to provide his big movie reviews this time of year and is still pressing his nose job against the glass of Hollywood begging for that one coveted job hosting the Academy Awards in Hollywood, something that has eluded the unfunny radio DJ yet he will keep badgering everyone he knows and doesn't know with those irritating phone and email messages that the office assistants have to constantly block...for example:

- Ring ring ring...who is it? One moment please.
- Who's on the line?
- It's that same DJ from NY who wants on television again, he says he married a model and he doesn't wear a wig and would be a super celebrity ass kisser if he could host the Oscars.
- Just hang up, pretend it's the snow that brought down the phone lines.
- But we don't have snow in LA.
- Who cares, that stupid DJ wouldn't know that, besides, he's scared to leave his CGI man cave. Just hang up!!!

Is Beth Just A Moron?

Beth is "Howard Stern pretty" meaning
ugly in comparison with pretty girls
you see everyday at the mall.

The bullshit history of Beth O'Nobody is still being printed across the Internet in various forms, with Beth never naming names, dates or places of all her alleged big commercials and modeling jobs she stated she has had since she was 9 years old [and pre-Howard Stern/Buchwald] since that is when she states she entered the modeling world doing the catwalk gigs while attending Fox Chapel High School. What we don't know is what catwalk exists in the Fox Chapel area aside from mall shows for pudgy morons with horse teeth who think they can be a legit model? At best, Beth was an average fug in High School as she has published a few of her photos on the Internet that have appeared on her personal fan Facebook site that is a ghost town with delusional people waiting for Beth's next book signing. Well, you've got a long wait as the last book was a dismal failure with Beth only doing one book signing for her over 200,000 Instagram followers yet only about 20 people showed up. So, there you go, the "Let's Make Beth Famous" project has been a horrific flop.

Now you know why there was only one book signing for the latest Yoda the Cat book debacle.

Beth has a big appearance coming up at another bogus charity for animals called "PAWS" where they decide what happens to the cash the public donates to them and in the meantime, PAWS will spend about 99 percent of the dough on their own bullshit operation and who better than Beth Stern to host a bullshit event? Now, Howard can look forward to another big long week with Beth in the city!! HA, he hates that and dreads it when he can't keep the pariah on Botox lockdown in the Hamptons hiding half her face in those endless selfies. 

Beth fans get an update of Beth's bogus bio as Beth has always publicly said she did a bunch of commercials ranging from Burger King to beer, yet not one clip of Beth in any commercial has ever emerged [that is, before she moved in with Howard Stern and got Buchwald to represent her and even he could only get her one embarrassing Mastercard commercial that was quickly pulled from the airwaves since she was forever labeled as the laughing stock fat girlfriend of Howard Stern].

More bogus bullshit from Beth's Instagram site keeps getting thrown onto the Internet and we wonder why she just doesn't go private with this debacle and failed cat gimmick that is tanking and boring beyond words yet Beth would go insane without a public camera hog site as we all throw up from her bizarre crazy lens in that camera-filled and cat-filled prison camp in the Hamptons.

Have a fun weekend, Beth fans.

Instant Howard

Watch out, folks, Howard Stern teased his satellite radio listener on Wednesday's show with a boring bulletin about something called "360" and it might have to do with his upcoming video streaming of his radio show. This would allow any senior group home followers  to see as well as hear Howard's latest interview with Khloe Kardashian and check out the color of her new hair that she bought from India. 

Yes, it just might be the latest thing, a Howard TV camera ball will appear at your window and follow you around all day to force you to watch [via a wireless and useless connection] all of the pigeons that work for the Stern show and get behind-the-scenes visuals of how the staff put together such a dismal radio show amazingly sans any interesting content. You might also get to see the current guest being interviewed by Howard [Beth Stern shown below] but most likely it will just be the usual pre-recorded shit that Howard is doing right now but you will have a visual of the dull interviews and won't that be fun? Fasten those seats belts, wear a helmet and eye protection since the Howard TV ball might hit you in the head as you try and run from his video streaming and avoid it like instant Karma [oh, it's gonna get you].

Howard's new gimmick? We have to wait and watch what happens.

There would also have to be a spot on Howard TV 360 for the obnoxious selfie monster that Howard married so viewers could see inside the hellhole of the Hamptons, the mysterious Stalag Beth where Frau Frankenstein houses insane and deformed animals that she created in her basement laboratory and brings them upstairs to the North Shore Animal League-sponsored kitten room for some mandatory play time in a wire cage and then thrown onto a giant cat tree and stuck with velcro so Beth can get her photos that she needs to fill her boring Instagram site....oh don't worry, Beth will show plenty of phony bikini shots to her cat club association followers and prisoners on lock down in Cuba [Beth is big in Cuba; she's big everywhere].

Poor Jen, she tried to ignore the giant idiot in
a fug woman's hat while in Cabo two
years ago. For the xmas 2015
holiday season, she just ignored his emails
and skated off to a ski resort with real celebs.

I hope no one missed the old man hat update on Wednesday's satellite radio show. Howard loves to name-drop those celebrity names and claimed an aged celeb gave him a cowboy hat to wear and we think it's that fugly woman's hat he wore in Cabo [left] when Howard horned in as a guest of the Kimmels who horned in on the resort rental of Jen & Justine Aniston. We know this year the Aniston clique headed for Wyoming and skiing instead of Cabo to ditch the loser twins [aka, Howard and Beth], who refuse to give anyone money to produce a show and yet have the nerve to want celebrities to fund a reality show featuring Howard and Beth, all phony and staged, much like Howard has to do now for Beth's media sites filled with useless information and video commonly called, garbage.

Since the ousting of Howard Stern from real television, that is, NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT), Howard and Beth's paid worshipper is out of work worshipping them when Howard appeared in New York for a taping of the show with Beth in tow doing handstands in the audience desperate to get on AGT with a quick "audience member" camera shot so she could add it to her useless resume just in case that ship comes in, you know, called the Titanic when she will finally become famous. So, what was I saying, oh right, the paid worshipper commonly known as Mariann From Brooklyn is out of a job as the promoter of AGT and the kiss-ass red carpet hog holding up some pathetic handmade sign and screaming Howard's name. So, Howard gave her a new job as an obnoxious announcer on his stale satellite radio show. Oh good for her! She is the one lone standing wackpacker without a criminal record [that we know of] so she should be safe to employ for the time being since Howard and Beth have no fans but a bunch of shut-ins who still think it's 1985 and that Howard doesn't glue hair into his scalp in between surgical hair transplant appointments. Poor things, well, they won't be reading this anyway so let's move on.

Happy Wednesday, Beth Fans, as we follow the Sterns at the speed of backwards.

#howard360
#AnjelicaHuston