Without Sirius She's Nothing

Howard Stern is forced to stay on Sirius satellite radio or his self-absorbed conceited wife would disappear back to Pittsburgh without even a sad good-bye from her cat club Instagram fans who have almost no clue who the woman is other then some nut with nothing to do and is in a cat photo prop frenzy before announcing it's either sitz medical bath time or boozer nap time [a.k.a., meditation time] as she stumbles around her cage in the Hamptons with hubby Howard who pays to keep her there.

Miss Nobody Beth Ostrosky jetted back to Los Angeles, since we know Howard Stern owns real estate in the community property state [aside from constantly bothering Hollywood to make him a star] and needs Bethie to fulfill her little personal assistant job [gotta justify that 112 Productions salary] and while there she can bother fellow-satellite buddy Ellen and appear on her show. We think Howard has kissed Ellen's ass long enough so Ellen will tolerate the empty headed wife of a dinosaur DJ who still thinks he's a wild and crazy guy when he is just sad and lonely being kicked off television once again as we wonder what dope will be suckered into hiring the aged radio DJ again and give him another shot at staring blankly into a TV camera while tanking ratings in no time flat.

Readers of this blog might remember that Beth had a major meltdown on her Instagram site yelling at her paid posters and cat club association followers that she does not keep fosters and that included Buddy, even though he was blind. Beth's pigeon followers couldn't believe she wouldn't keep the disabled creature herself. The cat came down with an undisclosed illness while in Beth's care and was only returned briefly to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for Beth to stage a bizarre homecoming with balloons and signs, which was more exploitation of a blind cat. Everyone knows she used Blind Buddy in her latest book debacle with Yoda the Cat and his Buddy [dropping the word blind from the book since it's rude and insensitive, but that is Beth O in a nutshell]. Beth stammered on the Ellen DeGeneres show about why she didn't keep Blind Buddy stating that she "bonded" with the cat and only gave him away since his veterinarian fell in love with the cat implying Beth would have kept him otherwise, which is a lie. You see, Beth can never tell the truth and has to skew the story and is a fake and phony. We are sure Beth did the proper amount of ass kissing and hoped that Ellen would fawn over that bleached wig and red lipstick which seems to be a semi-requirement for all female guests of Queen Ellen.

No mention Beth had any intention of keeping Blind Buddy. It was after the cat got sick and spent weeks at the vet's office that the vet kept the cat rather than return it to the selfie monster and have it dumped onto some morons who could care less about any cat but only want to meet the backseat limo driver, Beth O.

We know everyone who thought about it for two seconds, that Howard would re-sign with Sirius because without it, Beth is nothing, even though he stated in an article [posted on this blog more than once] that he would not be renewing his contract for a second time. Well, that was a load of bullshit since Howard has no other media site willing to pay out his contract which is allegedly about 112 million dollars to get out of the satellite service [e.g., purchasing his show catalog of tapes and payback for building that custom radio studio plus remodeling costs]. He might have to sell that 52 million dollar cat adoption way station in Florida if he were to pay to get out of the Sirius contract, you see, they own his huge radio show catalog of tapes, right? Ask Howard, he might tell you in between coffee slurps and Felix the Tailor underwear fittings.

Sirius satellite radio owns the Stern catalog of shows, right? Was Stern forced to re-sign with Sirius or face a lawsuit or buy back his own tapes if he moved on to a new service provider like Spotify? Howard can't take his show anywhere, Sirius owns it. But what about the studio Stern built using Sirius dollars? Howard would owe that back too, right? Sirius bought the Stern show tapes as a part of a lawsuit settlement deal between Les Moonves and Sirius. Les alleged that Stern already signed a contract with Sirius in 2004 and lied on the air for two years by saying he was yet undecided if he would move onto the satellite radio service. Stern proceeded to plug Sirius daily on his terrestrial radio show and was forced to settle the lawsuit out of court or face hefty fines of fraud and alleged insider stock trading. Howard began broadcasting on Sirius in 2006 and with his latest contract deal, Sirius owns the show tapes for a total of 12 years [Mr. Numerology you know, where he lives by numbers like 12, 112, 6, 4x3, you get it]. So Howard is stuck with Sirius and vice versa.

 

Keep up the pace, Howard, you're doing fine on that satellite that keeps getting lost in space.