Watch out, folks, Howard Stern teased his satellite radio listener on Wednesday's show with a boring bulletin about something called "360" and it might have to do with his upcoming video streaming of his radio show. This would allow any senior group home followers to see as well as hear Howard's latest interview with Khloe Kardashian and check out the color of her new hair that she bought from India.
Yes, it just might be the latest thing, a Howard TV camera ball will appear at your window and follow you around all day to force you to watch [via a wireless and useless connection] all of the pigeons that work for the Stern show and get behind-the-scenes visuals of how the staff put together such a dismal radio show amazingly sans any interesting content. You might also get to see the current guest being interviewed by Howard [Beth Stern shown below] but most likely it will just be the usual pre-recorded shit that Howard is doing right now but you will have a visual of the dull interviews and won't that be fun? Fasten those seats belts, wear a helmet and eye protection since the Howard TV ball might hit you in the head as you try and run from his video streaming and avoid it like instant Karma [oh, it's gonna get you].
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| Howard's new gimmick? We have to wait and watch what happens. |
There would also have to be a spot on Howard TV 360 for the obnoxious selfie monster that Howard married so viewers could see inside the hellhole of the Hamptons, the mysterious Stalag Beth where Frau Frankenstein houses insane and deformed animals that she created in her basement laboratory and brings them upstairs to the North Shore Animal League-sponsored kitten room for some mandatory play time in a wire cage and then thrown onto a giant cat tree and stuck with velcro so Beth can get her photos that she needs to fill her boring Instagram site....oh don't worry, Beth will show plenty of phony bikini shots to her cat club association followers and prisoners on lock down in Cuba [Beth is big in Cuba; she's big everywhere].
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| Poor Jen, she tried to ignore the giant idiot in a fug woman's hat while in Cabo two years ago. For the xmas 2015 holiday season, she just ignored his emails and skated off to a ski resort with real celebs. |
Since the ousting of Howard Stern from real television, that is, NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT), Howard and Beth's paid worshipper is out of work worshipping them when Howard appeared in New York for a taping of the show with Beth in tow doing handstands in the audience desperate to get on AGT with a quick "audience member" camera shot so she could add it to her useless resume just in case that ship comes in, you know, called the Titanic when she will finally become famous. So, what was I saying, oh right, the paid worshipper commonly known as Mariann From Brooklyn is out of a job as the promoter of AGT and the kiss-ass red carpet hog holding up some pathetic handmade sign and screaming Howard's name. So, Howard gave her a new job as an obnoxious announcer on his stale satellite radio show. Oh good for her! She is the one lone standing wackpacker without a criminal record [that we know of] so she should be safe to employ for the time being since Howard and Beth have no fans but a bunch of shut-ins who still think it's 1985 and that Howard doesn't glue hair into his scalp in between surgical hair transplant appointments. Poor things, well, they won't be reading this anyway so let's move on.
Happy Wednesday, Beth Fans, as we follow the Sterns at the speed of backwards.
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