Is Beth Just A Moron?

Beth is "Howard Stern pretty" meaning
ugly in comparison with pretty girls
you see everyday at the mall.

The bullshit history of Beth O'Nobody is still being printed across the Internet in various forms, with Beth never naming names, dates or places of all her alleged big commercials and modeling jobs she stated she has had since she was 9 years old [and pre-Howard Stern/Buchwald] since that is when she states she entered the modeling world doing the catwalk gigs while attending Fox Chapel High School. What we don't know is what catwalk exists in the Fox Chapel area aside from mall shows for pudgy morons with horse teeth who think they can be a legit model? At best, Beth was an average fug in High School as she has published a few of her photos on the Internet that have appeared on her personal fan Facebook site that is a ghost town with delusional people waiting for Beth's next book signing. Well, you've got a long wait as the last book was a dismal failure with Beth only doing one book signing for her over 200,000 Instagram followers yet only about 20 people showed up. So, there you go, the "Let's Make Beth Famous" project has been a horrific flop.

Now you know why there was only one book signing for the latest Yoda the Cat book debacle.

Beth has a big appearance coming up at another bogus charity for animals called "PAWS" where they decide what happens to the cash the public donates to them and in the meantime, PAWS will spend about 99 percent of the dough on their own bullshit operation and who better than Beth Stern to host a bullshit event? Now, Howard can look forward to another big long week with Beth in the city!! HA, he hates that and dreads it when he can't keep the pariah on Botox lockdown in the Hamptons hiding half her face in those endless selfies. 

Beth fans get an update of Beth's bogus bio as Beth has always publicly said she did a bunch of commercials ranging from Burger King to beer, yet not one clip of Beth in any commercial has ever emerged [that is, before she moved in with Howard Stern and got Buchwald to represent her and even he could only get her one embarrassing Mastercard commercial that was quickly pulled from the airwaves since she was forever labeled as the laughing stock fat girlfriend of Howard Stern].

More bogus bullshit from Beth's Instagram site keeps getting thrown onto the Internet and we wonder why she just doesn't go private with this debacle and failed cat gimmick that is tanking and boring beyond words yet Beth would go insane without a public camera hog site as we all throw up from her bizarre crazy lens in that camera-filled and cat-filled prison camp in the Hamptons.

Have a fun weekend, Beth fans.