Fired Up

We all heard it [well, whoever listens to a floating satellite lost in space] on Monday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show that he is definitely quitting "America's Got Talent" (AGT) after first tanking this summer's ratings. 

Stern stated it is not a bargaining ploy or prank, he is hitting the pavement and is really really leaving AGT. The show is in its 10th season and producers were not shelling out dough for any new judges and that was the reason Stern is still at the judges' table and was not signed to another 3-year deal which is what he wanted, you know, paid to go away? Nope, year to year now and it only lasted one year apparently, if Stern is to be believed what with his nose growing as he speaks to dead air.

Eat your heart out, Beth. This is what
real models look like, drop dead gorgeous
and in no need of tons of post-production
airbrushing as Gabriel and Heidi got
a huge contract for a Macy's campaign
for their clothing line, INC
 International Concepts.

But for Heidi Klum it was a different story. It was press released in late 2014 that it was Heidi that was not returning to AGT and Piers Morgan was coming back. Piers left AGT in 2012 allowing Stern to horn in. Heidi signed on at the last minute for the 2015 summer season as she is juggling myriads of jobs, like Project Runway, Germany's Next Top Model, her own clothing lines, and so forth. Various Internet sites claim that Simon Cowell did NOT think Howard Stern's prank was funny, the alleged leaked Sony email where Simon Cowell suggested he take over as a judge and replace Stern for this season, the 10th. Cowell was furious over Stern's stunt and immediately sent a giant official, private memo to NBC that Howard be sent a pink slip, and yes, now. Cowell didn't want to drag it out and suffer through phony drama. Stern was informed that this is his last season, so he had better make other plans for a second income source to support that aged mare he married that is a giant sinkhole of nothing.

Some are saying that Piers was going to be a mid-summer replacement for Stern, but Stern was going to be paid no matter what, for a full season. So, Piers agreed to be a guest judge this year and there are other guest judges who will round out a dismal season for AGT. Will Simon pick up the pace next year? Will the show continue next year? Does anyone give a damn? Not really, we are just glad Stern is getting his flabby aged ass kicked off the airwaves as he tries to get a sucker to purchase "HowardTV" which is just that dull, edited version of his stale satellite radio show consisting of an empty booth where Miss Staged Cancer and Vegan Liar Robin Quivers used to sit before she kept falling out of her chair and bumping into walls at the studio after downing cup after cup of a "green drink", ha ha, which was thinly disguised booze, right, Robin? Then you suffer through an overly long borefest with some celebrity that has to be older than Howard so Howard can brag about how young he looks while pushing a constant airbrushed phony photo of Beth into guests' faces and getting her photos on HowardTV, so that counts as television, right Howard? Pre-nup rules are a bitch.

Oh, wait, sources have emailed me a screen shot of Howard's pilot for his own TV show. He is pitching to NBC his own version of AGT and since he already has to purchase a bunch of satellites every year that get lost in space, he will be the sole judge of "Aliens Got Talent" so no one has to change any logos or advertisements since it will still be AGT, but an interplanetary version. Go for it Stern, you are just too edgy for American television, one wild and whacky guy! Oh yes, Stern, who lives alone in NY pleasuring himself to pseudo pedo porn, wow, we need a special federal law for Howard Stern, solo lovers who want to marry themselves while pretending to be pedos.

Howard has to quit AGT because he is
busy delivering kitty cats to foster pigeons
who take Beth's photo prop rejects.

We know Howard and Beth want on television, so they are busy beavers digging out some old gossip from their basement vault hoping to scare someone into giving them a job, but we hope the terror twins have had their day. 






However, Beth has latched onto that old lady Mafia wife, Lois Pope, so Beth had better love licking up whatever Pope dishes out and puts on the floor for Feral Beth begging at her back door for a job on television. Bethie is practically married to that "Hero Dog Awards" show, but that is only on television once a year and aside from badgering the Hallmark Channel with that stupid cat gimmick of the same group of cats on a constant loop playing with cat toys, Beth has pretty much hit rock bottom. But we know she can keep digging through that rock and reach hell before we see an end to Princess Pariah's reign of terror on the TV airwaves.

Howard is too busy for AGT because Beth isn't getting into anymore dress fights. This is the Scientology Edition of "Who Wore It Best". As usual with Beth's dresses the detail is slightly different because she wears plus-size knock-offs of the original designs.

Howard is too busy for AGT because he needs to spend more quality time with the warden of Stalag Beth, Frau Beth.

Howard is too busy for AGT because he needs to spend more time trying to impregnate his IVF monster who Howard thinks has a uterus but he's too afraid to find out.

Howard is too busy for AGT because he needs to spend more time reading the Beth Fan Page. 

The Worst Thing About Sunday

...is knowing that you are facing another week of the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show infomercial with Howard plugging his D List wife, Beth O'Nobody, and her charity gimmick where she has her kitten dumping ceremonies normally documented on a bloody Sunday and posts them on her fan sites consisting of her charity gimmick site called Bianca's Furry Friends and her personal Instagram site filled with people who follow her thinking she is an eight year old child. No one has heard of Howard Stern's aged pariah, they don't know who she is and they seem to be a bunch of morons who think constant kitty cat photos are something of value and somehow entertaining to anyone above the age of 10.

Beth Ostrosky Stern Ostrosky frequently quotes Winnie-the-Pooh on her Instagram and Twitter accounts. If this doesn't help Howard in divorce court, nothing will. Maybe she can eventually live with Lois Pope's mentally disabled daughter who Pope committed to an asylum years ago, we think she might enjoy a roommate.

Screen cap is from Beth Stern's actual Instagram
site. This is not a joke or a photoshop, 
the woman is really this insane.

Who are we kidding here? Beth is an aged has-been, never-was, who was so desperate for fame yet so desperately fucked up in the head as well as dealing with that fug thing on the front of her head called a face, she chased after Howard Stern thinking he was a "catch", when no one was looking for him, including his own wife, Alison, who dumped the pervert shortly after finding out from their accountant that he bought a "bachelor" pad in Manhattan when he wasn't a bachelor. 

Still pretty hilarious that Howard will be quitting "America's Got Talent" (AGT) after this year since Beth O stuck her face in selfie promo ads using the AGT logo to advertise an upcoming live broadcast to showcase herself and auction off seats starting at 15,000 dollars. Yes, seats that are free to the public during the tapings of AGT, yet Beth has decided to sell some of them and pose for pictures with the lucky morons who actually shelled out a minimum of 15,000 dollars to meet the fucked up 45 year old who not only reads Winnie-the-Pooh, but quotes from the books.

Howard Stern was desperate to make his wife a model and frequently had her pose for stupid bikini photos for obscure websites featuring heavily shaded and airbrushed photos of the deformed Beth O, a failed model and failed celeb.

Beth is so desperate to be famous before Howard's flabby ass is kicked off of television [I mean before he quits], she is inserting herself into the live tapings of AGT and now says their bulldog Bianca was actually a cat. So, who's crazy here? I mean, there are thousands of photos online of Beth pushing Bianca in our faces and it was a bulldog, I swear, it was not a tiny black cat.

Well, maybe Ms Mafia Wife, Lois Pope, will be the final nail in the coffin of making Beth famous, or infamous, which ever happens first. We hope that since Howard will be quitting AGT that he will have more time to cart around kittens and dump them onto real foster families in the never-ending treadmill of having to make his wife famous. I mean, hasn't he fulfilled that goddamned pre-nup yet? 

Mr. Limo, carting kittens around with Beth sifting through them and only keeping the ones that she can market and make her famous while she plods around wearing dead cows on her feet claiming to be an animal activist and an animal advocate. Wow Beth, you never cry about wearing your slaughter industry byproducts since they have designer logos on them and that makes it okay. Oh, you only cry for kitties you dump onto real foster homes not the animals that die to fill your closets, okay, fine.

Saturday Gossip

Everyone is still buzzing over the news that Howard Stern will finally stop bothering the public and get his fug face off television and we wonder what the delay is. I mean, can't he just quit now and maybe producers of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) can salvage what's left of the Summer season? Ratings would pick up in a second once old man Stern leaves the stage. Stern claims he is too busy to continue with his job of tanking ratings for AGT since 2012, declaring that four years is enough for him [since they refused to sign him for another 3-year deal, this year to year crap is for the birds, he needs a commitment].

As Beth Fans know, this blog page is your number one source of gossip. Rumors are swirling that since Howard announced his departure from AGT, Beth Stern is already on board Simon Cowell's yacht auditioning for the part. 

Beth don't eat beef. She likes it dyed
and stamped with a designer logo
with gold trim.

Hey, Howard might be busy playing games, Beth ain't. Go ahead, Howard, pretend you have family commitments and are too busy [too busy with his ghostwriting duties and typing his own comments to his articles...hey Sylvester Stallone did it for years, writing his own movie reviews and comments to articles]. Beth's a liability and loves it. Stern is dealing with a bunch of personal problems at home, all labeled "B.O."

We know this is all too good to be true, that Stern would just walk away, pests don't leave, that's why they are called pests. But we are sick of the stupid way he dresses with that fat stomach sticking out and that tie bulging under his ill fitting jacket, in addition to Mrs. Nobody hogging a red carpet when we think she has zero to do with AGT. What is she? Howard's personal assistant? Stylist? What is her reason for existing and hogging red carpets? We know behind the scenes everyone is sick of the bitch, including, all of Stern's stupid entourage that are on the AGT payroll, it was getting pretty ridiculous and people have been complaining about it, trust me, a little birdbrain told me. 

Tubby Stern and Fathead Beth hogging a red carpet tanking ratings and killing shows like there's no tomorrow.

Grumpy ignored football head Beth is sick
of not being famous. That cat hates you, Beth.

Sources have stated that Heidi gets $70,000 per episode of AGT while Stern gets $105,000. Heidi held out for more money this year, so who knows what anybody is really paid. What we do know is that Howard's dough goes to making that sinkhole he calls a wife, famous. He's also supporting a bunch of family members that do nothing with one close relative plugging the North Shore Animal League on their Facebook site while pretending to be a photographer with the fake and phony airbrushing and colorizing photos of swampland. All Beth does is fill her Instagram with photos of a bunch of cats she dumps onto real foster homes and photos of her fug face in various moods.

Everyone also knows Howard is insanely jealous of Brucilla Jenner, and we wonder where Howard's big reality show is. Will nobody offer Helen Stern a show? 

Spinning In Circles

The Stern Show cast of stooges and dopes all hired by Howard himself to be his fall guys and gals in case anything hits the press or hits a fed in the face are spinning in circles as Stern gets some press out of a tired bit he does every tax quarter. Oh, he has so much money he has to stop working as he is prepared to take a dive this year and quit "America's Got Talent" (AGT) even though NBC and AGT have so far, not taken the bait and officially responded. Stern brags that he is overworked and doesn't need the money even though he is barely treading water keeping all boats afloat and all planes in the air fending off the doom and gloom of reality. If Howard didn't need the money, he would retire from harassing show business.

Could it be because this year Beth Stern has posted on eBay, an auction benefiting herself and selling seats that are free to the public? Yes, she is auctioning off free seats to a taping of AGT this summer all to benefit herself and to top it off, the bitch wants a minimum of 15,000 dollars! How you say? All money from the auction goes straight into her pocket as executor, CEO, president, and top bitch of her personal charity, Bianca's Furry Friends, her foundation working in cahoots with the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).

Yes, Stern announced this week that he is quitting his job on AGT but only after first tanking this summer's ratings. He held onto the job as long as he could since he had a three year deal with the last year a tack-on since Simon wasn't ready yet to take over the show and save it from the Stern curse. Suddenly Howard is too busy not realizing the job is a joke, and the joke's on him as he is in panic mode every time the camera turns on him and he is seen diving for his script, then he tries to jump on stage because he's a old fart nobody who always wanted that TV camera on his face as Stern has been television poison for decades, with only the E Channel cable show that lasted the longest, which was just a heavily edited tape of his live terrestrial radio show. 

David Letterman is finally free of the poofy wigged
Howard Stern. Howard has wanted a desk job
in front of a camera for 30 years. Stick
with satellite, Stern, where ratings don't exist.

The E Channel dumped Stern's ass and replaced it with the super top rated "The Girls Next Door" a reality show about the Playboy Mansion, and Stern was officially history. Then he started that Howard TV which was an edited version of his satellite radio show with a reported 17 subscribers all with the last names of Stern, Dunn, Ostrosky and Gretsinger, and yes, thrown off the cable airwaves. Howard was charging twice for each single show. The public would subscribe to his satellite radio show and subscribe to Howard TV, both having separate rates, thereby paying Howard twice per show. So you can see why Howard TV no longer exists.

What about this scammer? Cancels a book tour promoting vegan recipes due to impending death. Then she suddenly emerges spouting nonsense that vegan chocolate mousse, mountains of french fries and chinese food saved her from staged cancer. Now she eats whatever the fuck she wants, tugboats filled with fish, all the eggs in the hen house including the hens as this monster got too big to enter the Sirius satellite studios sans a giant scooter and freight elevator.

Miss Token,  Robin Quivers is a fat vegan liar hired by Howard Stern so he could
revel in his racist and male chauvinistic humor for 30 years.

Human babies are Howard and Beth's
Kryptonite. They are insanely jealous of
happy families since Stern cannot afford
a happy family with humans,
or afford the tons of
payola required to hush up the
surrogate since all of Beth's alleged
IVF treatments have failed. [Yes,
I know Mariah and Nick are divorced
but they seem to love their kids and
Howard can't take it].

Go ahead and quit AGT Howard, since we are reading all over the Internet that Mariah Carey wants to join the judges' table replacing Mel B, since Simon Cowell is cleaning house for 2016, providing NBC is still throwing money down the well.

Stern needs to live with the aged hagathas in Florida that will fawn over an aged DJ, hey they don't care, they haven't had male companionship since knocking off their husbands. Maybe Howard can auction off more eBay seats next to that sideshow freak he married. There probably is not one person that wouldn't buy tickets to see the amazingly unknown Beth O, the name Stern coined which sounds like a hooker name, but oh no, Princess Pariah was too good for that, no hooking for jobs, no casting couches for the Catholic dancing queen. That's why she never got the cover of Sports Illustrated, right? Tell us that story again Howard, we love that one.

Beth will never know the joys of motherhood because babies are jealous of her.


Can you believe Miss Permanently Horizontal with the bra and spanx and the fucked up implants has morals? Yes, she lives by a strict moral code. No sleeping with anybody who can get you in Playboy Magazine or on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Only perform anal sex on an aged dinosaur DJ who can't pay anyone to make you famous and wait 20 years for a ring and real estate. Hey, I guess Beth really doesn't want to be famous after all.

Will the Cosa Nostra make Beth famous?

The Sicilian Clan are all on board to make Beth famous as Howard Stern has her planted firmly with the heirs and friends of the goodfellas hoping for another chance at someone taking the aged rarely vertical selfie addict using kittens as photo props and make her famous.

Big Beth is friends with Rosanna Scotto, whose father was a high ranking member of the Gambino crime family. Her son was recently arrested for allegedly snatching designer purses while Bethie seems to have increased her inventory of designer purses and brags about it by posting tons of designer purse selfies on Instagram. The Scottos have tried to go straight to avoid federal prison, something Beth is familiar with since her daddy dentist was politely asked to retire his license or be thrown into a federal prison for insurance fraud. The Scottos have their legit business with their tourist trap restaurant in NY and Rosanna is a co-host on Good Day New York with Beth a constant irritant.

Bitchy Beth has been harassing Good Day New York for many years [photo above from 2008].

Howard had to buy posh property in Florida
so the aged pseudo society hags
[Lois Pope and her mother] would accept
his aged wife and make her famous.
Hey, I think Beth actually looks younger
than these two centenarians.

According to Lois Pope's son Paul David Pope, his father founded The National Enquirer from funding from the mafia, the top boss of NY Frank "the Prime Minister" Costello. Costello retired as the mob boss in 1957 with Pope [the father] dying under suspicious circumstances in Florida at the age of 61 in 1988, with his wife, that Pekingese Pug Faced Plastic Surgery Addict Lois Pope, refusing to give the kids their full inheritance. She has been in legal battles with her son Paul for years. Howard Stern, the Pope of Greenwich Village has engaged Lois to take Beth, in yet another tiresome bid at making Beth famous.

Howard Stern purchased a mansion in Palm Beach that remains dormant and vacant, with Beth only taking a few selfies outdoors. Followers of this blog know that Beth press released she would be fostering kittens in her Florida home, when that was all changed for reasons Beth never disclosed. 

You can see the bag and sag on this
aged Fame Whore in a photo from 2008. 

She transported a bunch of cats to her personal HQ, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). Beth tries to claim some sort of victory in nursing the snatched cats back to health when it was all done at NSAL first, with Beth grabbing them and splitting the kitten cargo between her Manhattan apartment complex [a group of apartments Stern purchased and made them adjoining with trap doors, chains, locks, sliding panels, etc.], and dumped some of the cats in her prison camp in the Hamptons.

Beth paraded to Florida to meet up with Lois Pope for the important job of doing nothing while being filmed for the upcoming scam show called "The Hero Dog Awards" to deflect from the association that sponsors the awards, the American Humane Association, which is funded by the Screen Actors Guilde that does nothing to ensure animal health and welfare in the entertainment industry. Lois Pope latched onto the charity as a way to sock away that goodfellas fortune and Beth is all on board with that hoping to finally become famous in Florida with Lois Pope as her Godfather [not a typo, have you seen her fug face?]

All very jumbled, as is the scrambled fried brains of the cat snatcher whose bid for fame has come full circle. No one wants the loser so she badgers old man Stern and he calls up a few friends from the olden days [since allegedly Stern has levels of lies and looks much older than 61 years old], and poof...here they are on local daytime television shows.

Old Lady Pope with Stroked-Out Beth on 6/24/15 making a dramatic phony appearance on "Good Day New York".  WHY the cats could not have been subjected to a bunch of selfies in Bethie's Florida Shell House, is a mystery, but I guess I just answered my own question. That basement plastic surgery center is taking a long time to be finished, gotta pay off the local workers you know, the rest of the house is vacant as Howard is stalling in paying those new furniture bills that he feels he needs to brag about on his radio show. So Beth carted the cats back to Stalag(s) Beth in Manhattan and the Hamptons and now Pope is flying them back to Florida. Can you keep up with this shell game?

On Howard Stern's Wednesday satellite radio show, Howard had a thinly disguised confession, that he was signed for only one year this time around with "America's Got Talent" (AGT). His prior contract was for approximately $30 million/3 years. Pretty revealing since NBC knows not to get stuck with Stern for another three years of tanked ratings and putting up with the dullard who needs a script and is horribly out of his element on television. Howard stated that he does not wish to continue with AGT in 2016, so obviously, they would not agree to another three year contract since Stern has tanked ratings by at least 17 points during his reign of terror with NBC [2012, 2013 and 2014] and is tanking ratings in 2015.

Howard press released that he has a bunch of other television offers that he cannot name because they are called "lies". Goodfellas know you gotta be careful what shows up in print, tapes can be faked, burned up, edited, cut, while public statements in print are forever and would have to later be retracted, denied, or changed, so there you go, Stern is locked into some sort of shell game with NBC, hoping they take up his contract for another full three years while his stale satellite continues to get lost in space.

Beth was back to her bread and buttface NSAL appearance at the annual Lewyt Luncheon in NY on June 24. Howard is such a cheap bastard, Beth has to batch her appearances all together to save on all that tons of pancake makeup and glued-on hair pieces and getting her team to stuff her body into some plus size designer duds.

Howard Stern has been in love with Arnold
forever, and hired a hunky actor to play an
Arnold-like character in the almost
straight to video defunct shitty cable
TV show "Son of a Beach". Where's
your hair, Howard? Gone with the wind?

On Wednesday's Stern satellite radio show we got a special treat with sidekick behemoth Robin Quivers wheeling herself into the studio to get a look at the "Last Action Hero" star, the former Governor of CA, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Robin gave us all diet advice stating she is a big fish in a little pond and eats only small fish to stay healthy and never addresses the fact she authored a recipe book claiming to be vegan. Another bullshit con artist coming up with any gimmick to get her face in the press while her book tour was postponed due to her allegedly dying of staged cancer. 

Howard Stern with that riveting radio show talking about his constant doctor's appointments what with his failing health looking like an AIDS victim with a bloated stomach and flabby ass and thighs he covers up and hides with large clothing. Hey, if all else fails, listen to the Stern show and then be grateful you aren't him and stuck in his vortex of selfie compliments, getting cheap thrills getting felt up at a doctor's office while dodging the wife and trying to keep tabs on her bar tabs.

Five More Years of the Ratings Killer

Will no one give the aged
transvestite drag queen Howard his
own television show?

On Monday's stale satellite radio show, Howard Stern claimed to want to keep working for another five years, at what, he didn't say. But he has a proven record of canceled TV shows, unaired TV pilots, defunct terrestrial radio syndication deals and now tanking the ratings for a fourth year in a row for "America's Got Talent" (AGT). 

Beautiful woman's wig here, Howard. Only your hairdresser knows for sure, right? Of course you don't dye your hair, who dyes a wig? Well, I guess custom cut and color is a must but I think Howard does not personally dye his hair because the wig is already dyed and the weave pasted into his scalp with a few transplants dying to take root.

NBC thinks these loser guest judges will save AGT in its 10th [and most likely its last] season since hiring the ratings killer Howard Stern as a permanent judge when Simon Cowell went on record in a few press releases where he stated that he would consider Howard Stern as a guest judge only, not a permanent judge. We see Simon was right, Stern is a proven ratings killer as a permanent judge on AGT.

AGT guest judges for Summer 2015.

Hey, these jerks are no better than old man Stern who is not only a draft dodger by hiding in a tech college for 10 years, but also looks like he lies about his age. It makes sense that he is desperate to keep working until at least 70, since he is supporting a bunch of people and if he stops, a million blind items will appear in the tabloids about a certain wig wearing tranny with an inverted male sex organ with eyes darting around his nose jobs who married a guy.

The aged morning zoo DJ who has had way too many chances at fame, needs to think about tanking another medium, like, ummm, oh, the animal charity gimmick. Like how he has tanked his prize mare, Beth, into being a pathetic aged joke snatching kittens so people will take her picture and she can get some press out of it. 

Fame has eluded the giant
fathead failed model for 30 years.

She has stooped so low as to name a bunch of different cats "Bianca" in her press releases since she forgot Bianca was her bulldog she purchased from a breeder with her husband who claims to believe there are such things as rescue breeders. No, dummy, breeders breed animals and contribute to the over population explosion and the animals being abandoned and dumped onto the county animal shelters where the animals are euthanized within weeks of the dumping.

All that Howard Stern could ever get
his failed fat model wife was
free corporate tickets to movie screenings.

Howard wined and dined a few caught and captured pigeons over this past weekend while avoiding all parents on both sides of the family for Father's Day. Howard is desperate to hang onto his television career while desperate to dangle some sort of invisible competing job offers in front of SiriusXM honchos so they will stop cutting his production budget every year. Each year there have been changes to the Stern satellite radio show, staff disappearing, staff being sent home on a phone line, cost cutting everywhere which has even affected his prize mare, Beth O Unemployable. Good luck Howard, maybe the aged hags in Florida will employ your wife in their animal charity gimmicks. We know Lois Pope the mafia widow is on board with her buddy buddy Stern and letting Beth horn in on the American Humane Association's Hero Dog Awards where Beth only is allowed around cats right now since having a major meltdown and got all mad and offed her bulldog Bianca who she now thinks was really a cat. Looney tunes there Howard. Are all your servants in Florida, Manhattan and the Hamptons wearing white coats and carrying around a supply of syringes for wifey?

Howard can't face it. The only one of the AGT group that is going anywhere is Heidi Klum. She is honored by charities for humans, like UNICEF, the Red Cross and Gabrielle's Angel Foundation to raise money for cancer research where Heidi serves on the Gala Co-Chairperson committee for the annual Angel Ball in NY.

She has countless adverts and her own line of clothing. Sorry Howard and Beth, maybe the senior team in Florida waiting for god will finally make you two aged dinosaurs famous in the garden of good and evil.

Keeping Up With Crazy

6/21/15, Father's Day and no father
only crazy momma.

Howard Stern was apparently not with Crazy on father's day even though he announced on his satellite radio show that he was fostering a grown cat named Maple in Manhattan when all we saw was crazy Beth who was in Manhattan with Maple hogging a camera on father's special day. On Sunday she posted a photo of herself [what a shock, Beth taking a selfie] groping Maple and sticking her fat head in the photo while trying to hide her short fat legs. Beth is rarely seen standing in her photo sessions at her prison camps for captured cats. 

Beth continued with the selfies on Father's Day and documented the dumping session of yet another round of ferals onto Beth's local pigeon coop filled with worshipping minions. What, Beth? No felon daddy day for you? Or, isn't Sunday visiting day for the crazy O Family? Where was Howard? With his real family?

I love it that on June 17th "Variety" is claiming an exclusive when readers of the Beth Fan Page already knew back in March that Melissa Rivers was taking over on the Fashion Police replacing Kathy Griffin [she quit before being fired]. The one difference is this blogger learned of a rumor that Braaad was not going to be returning, but I see he couldn't stand his rumored replacement and is sticking around after replacing George Kotsiopolous after Joan Rivers' death.

Beth fans already knew Melissa was taking over the Fashion Police on March 14th.

In other horninsky news, Rob Zombie is again creating a role for his wannabee wife, who is running from Father Time, in his new movie he will be directing about Groucho Marx. Sheri can play the role of Groucho's longtime personal assistant and caretaker Erin Fleming. Miss Fleming was an aspiring actress and latched onto Groucho during his final days on Earth. She committed suicide by a self inflicted gunshot wound in 2003. Gosh, Zombie has that fetish for Sheri, her character committed suicide by a self inflicted gunshot wound in his remake of the original "Halloween" movie and now with another character's suicide.


Maybe Beth will finally get into a Zombie film. She can play the guy whose memoir the film will be based on, Steven Stoliar, "Raised Eyebrows: My Life Inside Groucho's House", which paints a picture of another Norma Desmond-type with Groucho hanging onto days gone by.

Photo from 2013, notice
the huge A Line dresses
Beth has to wear.

Beth certainly needs a job what with the pathetic recycling of her shitty outfits. She wore the same stupid hat and similar dress to the "Gold Coast Affair" in 2013 where they burn up some cows over an open flame to raise money to benefit the North Shore Animal League, and again on Saturday, June 20, 2015 [photo below]. No photos have yet turned up of the event Beth horned in on this past Saturday because Howard pays for a photog to follow Beth around and the photog is now caught up in tons of post production work trying to make Beth look young instead of a menopausal hormonal steroid monster.

Horrendous aerial shot showing the
menopausal baby on 6/20/15 with
the legs askew trying to hide
how fat they are.

As this blogger has stated in the past, The View is looking to attract a younger audience, meaning, anyone under 60 years old. Kelly Osbourne was rumored to being courted as one of the permanent hosts of The View, but she was trying for yet another reality show with her family that has been shelved since this blogger stated they were tired and worn out and the Osbourne's should retire from the limelight. So who was hired to attract a younger audience but Raven-Symone originally from the Bill Cosby Show when she was an ugly little kid that has now tried to fix her face as well as coming out of the closet. Hey, how else do you avoid Cosby? Oh, I'm not rejecting you, I'm just gay without a label.

Oh yeah, I'm tuning into this grumpy fug face during the day. I can imagine all her big opinions will attract scores of homeless people to store windows to take another look at "The View".

Happy Monday, Beth Fans. In case you missed Howard's stale satellite radio show, here are the highlights:

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BETH BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BLAH BLAH BETH BETH BETH BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BETH AGT BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

Sneak peek behind the scenes of the making of the BFP: