Spinning In Circles

The Stern Show cast of stooges and dopes all hired by Howard himself to be his fall guys and gals in case anything hits the press or hits a fed in the face are spinning in circles as Stern gets some press out of a tired bit he does every tax quarter. Oh, he has so much money he has to stop working as he is prepared to take a dive this year and quit "America's Got Talent" (AGT) even though NBC and AGT have so far, not taken the bait and officially responded. Stern brags that he is overworked and doesn't need the money even though he is barely treading water keeping all boats afloat and all planes in the air fending off the doom and gloom of reality. If Howard didn't need the money, he would retire from harassing show business.

Could it be because this year Beth Stern has posted on eBay, an auction benefiting herself and selling seats that are free to the public? Yes, she is auctioning off free seats to a taping of AGT this summer all to benefit herself and to top it off, the bitch wants a minimum of 15,000 dollars! How you say? All money from the auction goes straight into her pocket as executor, CEO, president, and top bitch of her personal charity, Bianca's Furry Friends, her foundation working in cahoots with the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).

Yes, Stern announced this week that he is quitting his job on AGT but only after first tanking this summer's ratings. He held onto the job as long as he could since he had a three year deal with the last year a tack-on since Simon wasn't ready yet to take over the show and save it from the Stern curse. Suddenly Howard is too busy not realizing the job is a joke, and the joke's on him as he is in panic mode every time the camera turns on him and he is seen diving for his script, then he tries to jump on stage because he's a old fart nobody who always wanted that TV camera on his face as Stern has been television poison for decades, with only the E Channel cable show that lasted the longest, which was just a heavily edited tape of his live terrestrial radio show. 

David Letterman is finally free of the poofy wigged
Howard Stern. Howard has wanted a desk job
in front of a camera for 30 years. Stick
with satellite, Stern, where ratings don't exist.

The E Channel dumped Stern's ass and replaced it with the super top rated "The Girls Next Door" a reality show about the Playboy Mansion, and Stern was officially history. Then he started that Howard TV which was an edited version of his satellite radio show with a reported 17 subscribers all with the last names of Stern, Dunn, Ostrosky and Gretsinger, and yes, thrown off the cable airwaves. Howard was charging twice for each single show. The public would subscribe to his satellite radio show and subscribe to Howard TV, both having separate rates, thereby paying Howard twice per show. So you can see why Howard TV no longer exists.

What about this scammer? Cancels a book tour promoting vegan recipes due to impending death. Then she suddenly emerges spouting nonsense that vegan chocolate mousse, mountains of french fries and chinese food saved her from staged cancer. Now she eats whatever the fuck she wants, tugboats filled with fish, all the eggs in the hen house including the hens as this monster got too big to enter the Sirius satellite studios sans a giant scooter and freight elevator.

Miss Token,  Robin Quivers is a fat vegan liar hired by Howard Stern so he could
revel in his racist and male chauvinistic humor for 30 years.

Human babies are Howard and Beth's
Kryptonite. They are insanely jealous of
happy families since Stern cannot afford
a happy family with humans,
or afford the tons of
payola required to hush up the
surrogate since all of Beth's alleged
IVF treatments have failed. [Yes,
I know Mariah and Nick are divorced
but they seem to love their kids and
Howard can't take it].

Go ahead and quit AGT Howard, since we are reading all over the Internet that Mariah Carey wants to join the judges' table replacing Mel B, since Simon Cowell is cleaning house for 2016, providing NBC is still throwing money down the well.

Stern needs to live with the aged hagathas in Florida that will fawn over an aged DJ, hey they don't care, they haven't had male companionship since knocking off their husbands. Maybe Howard can auction off more eBay seats next to that sideshow freak he married. There probably is not one person that wouldn't buy tickets to see the amazingly unknown Beth O, the name Stern coined which sounds like a hooker name, but oh no, Princess Pariah was too good for that, no hooking for jobs, no casting couches for the Catholic dancing queen. That's why she never got the cover of Sports Illustrated, right? Tell us that story again Howard, we love that one.

Beth will never know the joys of motherhood because babies are jealous of her.


Can you believe Miss Permanently Horizontal with the bra and spanx and the fucked up implants has morals? Yes, she lives by a strict moral code. No sleeping with anybody who can get you in Playboy Magazine or on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Only perform anal sex on an aged dinosaur DJ who can't pay anyone to make you famous and wait 20 years for a ring and real estate. Hey, I guess Beth really doesn't want to be famous after all.