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Monday, June 22, 2015

Keeping Up With Crazy

6/21/15, Father's Day and no father
only crazy momma.
Howard Stern was apparently not with Crazy on father's day even though he announced on his satellite radio show that he was fostering a grown cat named Maple in Manhattan when all we saw was crazy Beth who was in Manhattan with Maple hogging a camera on father's special day. On Sunday she posted a photo of herself [what a shock, Beth taking a selfie] groping Maple and sticking her fat head in the photo while trying to hide her short fat legs. Beth is rarely seen standing in her photo sessions at her prison camps for captured cats. 

Beth continued with the selfies on Father's Day and documented the dumping session of yet another round of ferals onto Beth's local pigeon coop filled with worshipping minions. What, Beth? No felon daddy day for you? Or, isn't Sunday visiting day for the crazy O Family? Where was Howard? With his real family?


I love it that on June 17th "Variety" is claiming an exclusive when readers of the Beth Fan Page already knew back in March that Melissa Rivers was taking over on the Fashion Police replacing Kathy Griffin [she quit before being fired]. The one difference is this blogger learned of a rumor that Braaad was not going to be returning, but I see he couldn't stand his rumored replacement and is sticking around after replacing George Kotsiopolous after Joan Rivers' death.




Beth fans already knew Melissa was taking over the Fashion Police on March 14th.


In other horninsky news, Rob Zombie is again creating a role for his wannabee wife, who is running from Father Time, in his new movie he will be directing about Groucho Marx. Sheri can play the role of Groucho's longtime personal assistant and caretaker Erin Fleming. Miss Fleming was an aspiring actress and latched onto Groucho during his final days on Earth. She committed suicide by a self inflicted gunshot wound in 2003. Gosh, Zombie has that fetish for Sheri, her character committed suicide by a self inflicted gunshot wound in his remake of the original "Halloween" movie and now with another character's suicide.


Maybe Beth will finally get into a Zombie film. She can play the guy whose memoir the film will be based on, Steven Stoliar, "Raised Eyebrows: My Life Inside Groucho's House", which paints a picture of another Norma Desmond-type with Groucho hanging onto days gone by.








Photo from 2013, notice
the huge A Line dresses
Beth has to wear.
Beth certainly needs a job what with the pathetic recycling of her shitty outfits. She wore the same stupid hat and similar dress to the "Gold Coast Affair" in 2013 where they burn up some cows over an open flame to raise money to benefit the North Shore Animal League, and again on Saturday, June 20, 2015 [photo below]. No photos have yet turned up of the event Beth horned in on this past Saturday because Howard pays for a photog to follow Beth around and the photog is now caught up in tons of post production work trying to make Beth look young instead of a menopausal hormonal steroid monster.


Horrendous aerial shot showing the
menopausal baby on 6/20/15 with
the legs askew trying to hide
how fat they are.


As this blogger has stated in the past, The View is looking to attract a younger audience, meaning, anyone under 60 years old. Kelly Osbourne was rumored to being courted as one of the permanent hosts of The View, but she was trying for yet another reality show with her family that has been shelved since this blogger stated they were tired and worn out and the Osbourne's should retire from the limelight. So who was hired to attract a younger audience but Raven-Symone originally from the Bill Cosby Show when she was an ugly little kid that has now tried to fix her face as well as coming out of the closet. Hey, how else do you avoid Cosby? Oh, I'm not rejecting you, I'm just gay without a label.
Oh yeah, I'm tuning into this grumpy fug face during the day. I can imagine all her big opinions will attract scores of homeless people to store windows to take another look at "The View".


Happy Monday, Beth Fans. In case you missed Howard's stale satellite radio show, here are the highlights:

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BETH BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BLAH BLAH BETH BETH BETH BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BLAH BLAH BLAH AGT BETH AGT BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

Sneak peek behind the scenes of the making of the BFP:





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