Hunt for Beth's Eggs

Everyone is celebrating Easter egg hunt weekend while Beth O Stern panics over her infertile eggs that she keeps hatching year after year while the ones frozen from 1999 are starting to rot in their shells. But she's not the only one to blame, ask Howard's alleged daughters.

But really, all kidding aside, it's very sad. Beth keeps hoping each summer to announce a bundle of joy that doesn't involve spaying or neutering or cleaning litter boxes.

Easter is that time of year like xmas for all the Luciferians to come out of the closet and do the Jesus mocking bit. Ha ha ha. Howard has always done the Jesus pose when he gets his rare chance at hogging a stage on television while the stagehand flashes that applause sign and locks the doors so the audience is trapped. But Howard has no integrity about anything. He would sell his own alleged kids if it meant he got a permanent show on television. He would mock Christ or Satan if it meant he could be on TV. He is that idiotic.

When will Beth do the Jesus pose to make herself famous? I think Jesus mocking is in the fame rule book. I wouldn't know since I was born in the fame bloodline and shun it.

Remember this Jesus-mocking photo? He looks likes an idiot. Will the crown of thorns reappear for Howard "The King of All Pay Radio That Was a Huge Failure and Had to Add a Video Streaming Service to Avoid a Second Bankruptcy Scare" Stern?

Oh, how lovely.

Beth was down with Howard's crown of thorns Jesus-mocking T-shirt when she horned in on a live broadcast of the Andy Cohen radio show when he was broadcasting from the Hamptons. She said she just happened to be in his neighborhood when it took her 2 hours to get to that neighborhood and complained about the traffic to get there. She was not invited, she just crashed the broadcast.

Reportedly, Howard is again avoiding screaming Banshee Beth who wants in that Met Gala and has tried for 20 years. Howard thinks he can swing it this year since Anna the Witch Wintour is inviting drag queens so I guess we'll have to watch what happens. Yes, Dame Beth-Man is scheduled to show up again this year and I hope to sneak my book onto the buffet table. As already blogged about, my first book is scheduled for release via invitation only on July 4.

Ever since Bradley Cooper did that awful remake of "A Star is Born" with Lady Gaga, he has been following her around to everything and is expected to horn in on the Met Gala committee this year and parade on the red carpet with his front woman.

The Don was always a fixture at the Met Gala until he became the President of the United States since Witch Wintour is a democrat and doesn't want him at the event [I thought she was born in Britain; they are always shipping their shit to our shoreline]. So apparently, he is not invited to attend anymore but the real reason has nothing to do with that 70 year old Wintour. It would be a Secret Service security nightmare to have POTUS show up with his girls.

The Don got his girls to the White House while
all Howard could get his girls were White Castle frozen burgers.

Earth Day is April 22 and Howard is on a big publicity tour for his latest boring book that he has to plug ad nauseam because he has nothing else as a work product for Howard Stern Productions. As part of an Earth Day publicity stunt, he is planning on planting a tree in his weave and will have his stylist Ralph Cirella prune his bush live on The Today Show while Matt Lauer badgers the network to get back his job so he doesn't have to fall back on his landscape architect business in the Hamptons having Beth Stern bark orders at him that her bush needs trimming too.

On Howard's stale satellite radio show, he always talks about how he doesn't like to travel since he likes staying home and painting even though no video exists of him actually painting which is a mystery since his wife Beth is constantly videotaping and streaming and photoshopping a bunch of cats and posting them on her Instagram show. So funny she never videos Howard painting especially since he claims to be color blind yet paints in color. I guess we'll have to see who can foot the bill if the Sterns have the nerve to leave the U.S. as if anyone in Europe is buying some book of boring interviews with a bunch of celebs who couldn't pay for a personality let alone pay for someone to script something interesting for them to say. They sit like potatoes on that Stern studio couch.

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#bethostern #trump #potus #metgala2019

#easter #holiday #eastereggs #radioandy

#andy #andycohen

Stern Copies Again

The Sterns are hoping to get invited
to the Met Gala this year to bug Cher who is
scheduled to attend and think that copying
the fashion style of Wicked Witch Wintour
will be their ticket inside the exclusive event.

Both Howard and Beth Stern plagiarize and copy from everyone and everything else and try and claim it was their idea. I mean, like Howard plagiarizing opinions from the New York Times passing them off as his own. Then when he's called a doofus about it, he says he was just copying from the New York Times. Beth plagiarized her entire first book about dog care from information in the public domain on the Internet, downloaded it into a PDF and slapped her name on it. 

Beth's cat named Yoda was obviously plagiarized from the Star Wars franchise. I mean, these dopes can think of nothing original. Howard's original radio show format was from Don Imus, having contests with topless women. He was even a racist on the radio at college [ref: BFP 5/9/14] and again later when he got a real radio job when Howard did racist humor with Robin but Don Imus was always a racist on the radio and around the radio studio. Howard just copied that insult comedy style. I could go on but I won't.

Now Howard stole a book title from a comedy album of Jackie Martling called "Come Again?". Jackie, as everyone knows, was the head comedy writer for the Stern radio show for many years. He asked for more money and Howard blew a wig gasket and made sure confusion ensued where he thought Jackie would show up for work when he didn't, then the counteroffer was off the table. It was a mess. But Howard was clearing the decks to ensure he pocketed more dough for himself and his hair-brained girlfriend Beth Ostrosky [now of course, Stern] with the boob job that stuck out straight then one breast deflated. She was a mess.

Now Howard's book is called "Howard Stern Comes Again" which is obviously a rip-off of Jackie's album title. Wow, such brain power there. Such creative ability. Such a doofus. Credit goes to a commenter on the message board Dawgshed.com for this little item when they noticed Howard's new book title was similar to Jackie's comedy album that came out about 20 years ago.

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#howardisadawg  #bethhasadawgface
#howardiskramer  #howardpaysforstories
#howardwontpayforawebsiteforbeth
#bethostern  #kramer  #seinfeld

The Big Beth Tour

Love Burtka's Liberace facelift.
Beth is ready to date now
gay or straight since Howard is busy
with his book promotion media
interviews.

Geez, everyone thought Howard Stern would be on a big media tour because he is book famous now but it's Beth O Stern who is taking the bit in her teeth and charging forward. She is not giving up on her red [or brown] carpet bombs this month, taking advantage of Howard's new publicity budget. Wow.

Well, the f-- hags showed up for the D-List Burtka book party since he is now a chef or something which is one of the careers their richy rich sugar daddies give to them to justify them being on the payroll when what they actually do for the money is not fit for general audiences. Beth drew the model card [insert laughter] and now is onto the charity gimmick, Jessica Seinfeld chose the chef and charity gimmick cards and Katie Lee Grifter chose the chef card when all four women [including Burtka] all married cross-dressers with only Neil Patricia Harris coming out of the closet to save his flailing TV career much like Ellen DeGenerLoser did to save her bomb career imitating Bob Newhart with the phone comedy that tanked bigger than Stern's Private Parts.

Beth's girl Stacey Bendet got into the hot party on Monday along with the real model Brooke Shields and they had a great time dodging Beth's Uber since she was trying to find out the address to this A-List red carpet event for the night. Ha. Keep out Beth. Yeah, these gals may be bi, but it doesn't mean bipolar.

AAFA American Image Awards at The Plaza, NYC, April 15

Brooke should fire her plastic surgeon.
She's got that frozen Botox smirk that makes
her look like a stroke victim. Oh, but that forehead is
smooth and tight, but the rest of her face is a botched mess.

Superstar dad Andy Cohen took the reins on Monday co-hosting the Kelly and Ryan TV talk show while Howard and Beth can't score any hosting jobs.

As blogged about on April 15, 2019, Beth glommed onto Liev Schreiber for the Cinema Society screening of the movie "Penguins" but Beth didn't score a photo in the Daily Mail online:

"...fellow screen stars..."??? Since when is Beth considered a screen star?
They must think she's a screen star because she was milling
around the screening. Ha.

Happy Beth Tuesday to the two Botoxed Grinch Faces

who snagged their rich idiot pigeon sugar daddies

who made them famous!

#dawgshed #dawgstar #dawgbeth
#dawglovesstern #howardsterncomesagain
#howardstern #andycohen #kellyripa
#siriusxm #neilpatrickharris #burtka
#seinfeld

Liev Him Alone, Beth

Beth Ostrosky Stern made a bizarre appearance at a Cinema Society afternoon screening of a kid's film when Beth has no children that we are aware of and Liev is recently separated and he brought his kids to the movie. 

How embarrassing for Liev. Did Beth follow him home too? Does Howard know his wife was on a date yesterday? This is just too hilarious. I guess Beth can't keep clear of men lately since Howard is super busy trying to make himself famous at 65 years old with that borefest book that he will plug now until infinity.

I guess Beth thinks this is her chance to photo bomb red carpets now that Howard has his big book tour coming up to plug his book that needs coffee poured on it to stay awake that features his meaningless boring commentary when everyone knows Howard would be sitting alone in a dark empty studio if it weren't for Sirius and the parade of celebrity has-beens trolling through the hallways every month desperately searching for someone to interview them and to plug their latest loser book or music CD or their never-ending final concert tours.

Wow. Beth is truly desperate for attention to be vertical in the afternoon and horn in on a screening of a loser Disney movie rehashing some story about penguins but I guess they are great for teaching kids about nature and I love it that penguins are known for engaging in homosexual acts, eating the eggs of other birds and penguins, and penguin moms kidnap each other's chicks. Sounds like what Beth would do since she is so desperate to be a mom to Howard Stern's little bastard chick.

What a cute couple!

Did Howard even notice if Beth was at her apartment in the city last night? She's got the apartment below Howard's who uses his former married bachelor pad for business meetings and spending that Sirius entertainment budget to wine and dine the Sirius Nancy Boys so he can keep his cushy job on that donut he has to now sit on during his rarely live broadcast. Howard and Beth use the NY apartments when they need to pretend they live together. We remember that spiral staircase story that was built to adjoin the top and bottom apts together and Beth went spiraling down that staircase and sprained her ankle and had to be rushed to the hospital with Beth showing up later wearing a big boot on one hoof. She falls or trips alot as Howard talks about on the air with a few of the incidents mentioned on the sidebar of this super blog.

Beth is also stalking Stacy Bendet who was at the Penguins screening since she is a top clothing designer. Beth hasn't gotten to crash one of her shows during NY Fashion Week for about two years.

But, we know Beth is a big author too like Howard. Beth's first book was a bunch of plagiarized info about dog care downloaded from the Internet and then her follow-up two books were about her cat with the plagiarized name of Yoda from the Star Wars franchise when the first Yoda the cat died and she came up with a fluffy new healthy Yoda cat who actually has claws as Beth has been forced to prove on her Instagram show. But who knew Beth was a lesbian poet? 

The book features a bunch of poetry by celebs and Beth O.
I have no idea if it's real or a joke book.

#dawg #dawgshed #dawgsaloon #dawgstern
#stutteringjohnlovesdawgs
#howardsternloveshisshrinkingvine
#bethstern  #disney  #penguins
#lievschreiber  #dateafternoon
#heidiklum

WikiStern

Now that free speech is about to be stopped, we all remember when Howard Stern blew a wig gasket when it was revealed via WikiLeaks that Simon Cowell wanted to replace Stern as the star of NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT). 

AGT was tanking due to the expense of taping in New York aside from the over-priced Howard Stern who succeeded in tanking the show's ratings with ABC actually winning the night on several occasions. Normally, even if AGT ratings dip, NBC is still number one for the night the show airs but this was not the case with Howard "ratings killer" Stern.

I see NOTHING in this leaked email stating that HOWARD
is "very very talented" because he's not. NBC got STUCK WITH STERN and it would
always be tough for anyone to get rid of him. But moving the show back to LA was the ticket out in spite
of what Howard said publicly on the air that he was given the option of
continuing with AGT in LA when everyone knows that was not going to happen.

Simon replied to Stern's aberrant meltdown

when he went nuts over the WikiLeak

when everyone thinks Howard has a wikileak

inside his Charlie Chunk head.

Howard was on WikiLeaks before for a loser voice-over job that he was scouted for and actually was written in the script, along with Robin Quivers. Howard talks about getting offers to do voice-over work but he will never reveal what the offers were, only that he turned them down. Well, duh, it's because they were embarrassing low rent bottom of the barrel offers. They were not offers to do a big time animated film with him as the star such as was the case with Alec Baldwin and that movie "Boss Baby" (2017). Howard never gets offers like these since he is an unlikable radio DJ with a phony non-live video streaming app. He is radio famous and nothing else and the only reason he got on AGT at the age of old fart was due to him badgering his employer SiriusXM and even sued them for more money...suddenly, AGT appears. Simon Cowell had stated in the past that he only wanted Howard as a guest temp judge because Simon could not take over the show at the time since he was busy with his own X-Factor shows. Anyway, we know Howard keeps things secret because the job offers are embarrassing.

Howard gets an appearance in the low rent gross out story about Lorena Bobbitt. I mean, yeah, it may feature clips from Howard's shows when he had the husband John on the show as a guest and I think he went into the porn industry, whatever, lets not regurgitate this garbage. But Howard's got it on his IMDb page. Wonder how much he was paid for this, ha.

In Wendy Williams news, it's been press released that she is divorcing her [handler] husband of 20 years since he allegedly had a child with his mistress and there are other reasons not mentioned but it's widely believed that he controls more than her show aside from the fact she has been on the air for over 10 years and the studio is sick of paying her a high salary. Normally, that is the limit for talk shows or the host and they want to move on with a lower ranking celebrity with a lower salary. It's been reported RuPaul wants to take over her job on talk TV but everyone knows he is a giant bore sans the wig, makeup and dress. Howard is a bore without the dress [he still wears the wig and makeup everyday].

Alleged insiders are saying that Robin is gunning to replace Wendy Williams on her TV talk show and has been on the horn nonstop with Howard Stern to make it happen when Howard thinks that a simple side of beef gift basket would placate the dumkopf.

I've given the celebrity Botox smirk report before on the Beth Fan Page and Brooke Shields has entered the competition. The muscle spasms pull the face to one side and you see that hard bulge on the cheek.

Where is Beth Stern in all this media hoopla?

Oh, she's out buying a million little carpets for the cat room.

#dawgshed #dawgsaloon #dawgstar

#assange  #wikileaks  #wikipedia

#howardstern  #howardleaks

#bethstern  #bethostrosky #wendywilliams
#rupaul #simoncowell #brooke

No Autographs Please

On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show [4/9/19] Mr. Numerology-Obsessed Howard announced he has a book publicity day scheduled for 4/11 which he said is "media day" and will kick off his book tour starting with the New York Times, I guess in their free stupid newspaper insert for the weekend papers, who knows and who the fuck cares, but this is Howard's final hurrah. Let the old fart in the wind enjoy it. גוט רידאַנס

Beth is all ready for her media spotlight too but all Howard would pay for was dinners with a few D-list celebs when Beth went on and on about Rob Thomas on Stern's radio show, who is a famous ALLEGED scientologist yet publicly spouts the opposite due to major drama in his past over his wife allegedly servicing a high ranking member of the group and he was given a career in exchange for that gag order - gagged more ways than one, and now we're stuck with his crappy music. 

Beth phoned into the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday to talk up Rob Thomas [weird connection; not so weird connection] on April 8 name dropping all over the place and pretended to be sad about some dead cat when everyone remembers when the Sterns had theater tickets they phoned up Dr. Death [Jaclyn the Vet] to kill Sophia the cat so they could race into the city since they scored freebie tix via Sirius [ref: Beth Fan Page April 10, 2018]. The Sterns could not care less about their cats unless it puts a dent in their busy schedule of scoring free tickets to watch some senior citizen crappy rock band lip sync on stage. It's also been long rumored that Howard is a card-carrying science lover when Beth carries around her worn out and tired Zed card thinking it means anything to anyone but Howard who paid for it. 

I love it that Beth and Howard related some story of having dinner with Jimmy Fallon and Jon Bon Jovi when those two were a major part of Beth's first annual Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) fundraiser in the Hamptons at the Stephen Talkhouse dive for aged inebriated bikers who lost their license. See the sidebar of this blog about the Stephen Talkhouse fundraiser. So Howard can count all this as an entertainment expense and maybe write it off on his BFF foundation since you've got to spend the money on something other than weave glue. But Stephen Talkhouse will be stuck with the Sterns forever. Howard now takes off tons of time during the summer for his BFF foundation fundraisers to grab some dough to hang onto those properties he can barely afford to keep. So he and Beth save a few cats from living behind a restaurant. Big deal. Hey Beth, how about stop having those cats bred for you in a field so you can play rescuer? Ever think of that?

So funny that this blogger jogged the memory of Howard and had Robin's script all ready to bring up his old Charlie Rose interview from a million years ago. This blogger has had that link on the sidebar forever and the caption is "Talking Wig" in case anyone needs to see it again.

Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show, April 9, 2019. Howard shows what a pathetic loser he is, desperate to SELL BOOKS. Uh, he is that desperate for some cash?? Wow.

Robin: "You don't think that previous books have brought in listeners?"

Howard: "I don't know. I'm gonna tell you something, there are no experts, like I was talking to the PR team from Simon & Schuster and I said, 'What TV shows and radio shows sell books?' And then they tell ya but I don't even know if I believe them ... First of all, I ask the question, they're not gonna go 'We don't know' so they have to give you an answer."

Robin: "You make a point because I know that everybody who writes a book would want to get on -- remember when the Charlie Rose show was there, everybody thought oh there's the place where you can go and you get a long-term serious interview, that will sell books."

Howard: "Charlie was really good. I remember doing his show and sitting there and I go, 'Wow this is a really intelligent conversation. One I'm not used to.' But he's gone."

- End -


So why not just come out and say it Howard? That you or your studio stooges read the Beth Fan Page? It's okay, really. Robin just blurts out a Charlie Rose interview when it's been on this blog sidebar forever. And so funny how Howard has to do a whirlwind book tour when he said the book is already ranked number one on a million lists and the pre-ordering is through the roof. So why the need to promote it? Geez. You would not think his superstar book would need any promotion, no plugs, nothing, and Howard wouldn't even want to do a big publicity tour since he and his fame hog wife shun publicity, right? Ha ha ha.

As already blogged about, this famous blogger is also on the verge of coming with a new book [ref: Beth Fan Page March 17, 2019]. Oh and yeah, I told that New York Times to stuff it. I don't do interviews and I don't do autographs. Yes, I did consent to one interview that appears on this blog from an exclusive members only magazine called "Royals Who Write" where the subscription list is by invitation only and Howard is not invited. I mean, he and that wife can't even get into the annual Met Gala, do you think he's getting anywhere near royalty? Ha ha ha. 

Let's see if this year, since Howard is greasing palms all over the place, that maybe his mare can trot on that Met Gala red carpet for once in her sad life. Won't that be a thrill for Miss Banana Head? Hope she doesn't slip on her peel. She might orgasm herself right out of that sitz bath and we'll never see her again if she gets that invitation from Anna the Witch Wintour.

#dawgshed #dawgsaloon #dawghouse #dawgstar
#siriusxm  #howardstern  #comingsoontoatheaternowhere
#bethostern  #talkhouse  #stephentalkhouse
#hamptons  #hellnight  #fallon #bonjovi
#metgala  #annawintour

You Gotta See the Baby !

Everyone knows that Howard Stern can't take it that Andy Cohen upstages him with the big new baby news and all Howard's got is his dull book release news that includes his plagiarized opinions on a bunch of political stuff that no one cares about along with plugging that mare he married when he was lusting after the cousin who can wear his same latex size. It's no secret Howard hopes to do a huge book tour since at 65 years old, he is treading mud with his big career that exists inside his Charlie Chunk Head when radio stooges can stay in their jobs forever as Howard is set on proving.

Everyone loves Andy's new baby!!! Howard is jelly!! Ha.

Interesting on last Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he brought up his sister who he said is into photography. This blogger has blogged about her crappy photos already which are just average scenery photos that she colorizes and enhances and they look super fugly and fake. No one in the Stern family should be near a camera let alone their resident model Beth O'Nobody who thinks selfies are real modeling jobs. Yeah, she does.

Excerpt, April 3, 2019, stale Stern satellite radio show:

Caller Jeff: "Is your sister normal? Does she go out and do things?"

Howard: "Yeah my sister does some things, yeah. Now she travels. She's into photography but for many years she did nothing, too."

--End--

Oh yeah, Ellen Stern Dunn panders to Howard and Beth Stern or she can forget her cushy life of taking crappy photos and over-colorizing them, making everyone who looks at them nauseous. Ellen had to eat crow and pander to Howard's wife Beth Stern by donating her mediocre photography skills to the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). Howard's sister Ellen was featured on the NSAL website showing off how Howard would look sans the plastic surgery and liposuction since they look like twins even though Ellen is five years older than Howard.

Photos from the NSAL website of Ellen Dunn having to work for a living.
Howard gets his toadying sister to take photos of
adoptable animals at NSAL or she can kiss
her cushy bank account goodbye and will be axed from the Stern payroll.

Howard stole a bunch of roses
at one of Beth's races at Churchill
Downs and sent them to Kathie Lee.

As publicized, Kathie Lee Gifford is finally leaving The Today Show and got the send-off when all her attempts at getting her own Kathie Lee show segment moved to Los Angeles failed. Everything was in upheaval when Matt Lauer was ousted permanently and now Hoda is the big cheese and Kathie is history. Howard Stern loved this news since he thinks that when anyone retires, that he won. He sent Kathie tons of roses that he had in his giant freezer locker at the Hamptons Hellhole [did hell freeze over?] and sent them to Kathie. Beth won those roses last May and was a bit miffed her cheapskate husband regifted them to Kathie.

Howard Stern says good riddance to Kathie Lee's

career since he is that jealous of her fame and jealous that Kathie

got regular gigs on TV while Beth only gets regular gigs on her sofa.

At least Howard Stern's parents can live to see Howard's final book about nothing which was exactly the information they gave a tabloid years ago about Howard. Did they even know Howard? Ray Stern doesn't want to be quoted here, oh, other people said her son was mature for his age, not her!! Weird.

Loved seeing Nicole Kidman escort her famous cute son to the Academy of Country Music Awards tonight and both looked stunning or at least Nicole looked stunned.

I don't know, Mom is looking kind of old here with that ponytail wig.
She's got bigger shoulders than her son.

#dawg #dawgshed #getty #howardstern
#bethostern  #derbyday #mayday
#firstmondayinmay  #howardsterncomesagain
#howardsterncamealready #ripa
#cohen