You Gotta See the Baby !

Everyone knows that Howard Stern can't take it that Andy Cohen upstages him with the big new baby news and all Howard's got is his dull book release news that includes his plagiarized opinions on a bunch of political stuff that no one cares about along with plugging that mare he married when he was lusting after the cousin who can wear his same latex size. It's no secret Howard hopes to do a huge book tour since at 65 years old, he is treading mud with his big career that exists inside his Charlie Chunk Head when radio stooges can stay in their jobs forever as Howard is set on proving.

Everyone loves Andy's new baby!!! Howard is jelly!! Ha.

Interesting on last Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he brought up his sister who he said is into photography. This blogger has blogged about her crappy photos already which are just average scenery photos that she colorizes and enhances and they look super fugly and fake. No one in the Stern family should be near a camera let alone their resident model Beth O'Nobody who thinks selfies are real modeling jobs. Yeah, she does.

Excerpt, April 3, 2019, stale Stern satellite radio show:

Caller Jeff: "Is your sister normal? Does she go out and do things?"

Howard: "Yeah my sister does some things, yeah. Now she travels. She's into photography but for many years she did nothing, too."

--End--

Oh yeah, Ellen Stern Dunn panders to Howard and Beth Stern or she can forget her cushy life of taking crappy photos and over-colorizing them, making everyone who looks at them nauseous. Ellen had to eat crow and pander to Howard's wife Beth Stern by donating her mediocre photography skills to the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). Howard's sister Ellen was featured on the NSAL website showing off how Howard would look sans the plastic surgery and liposuction since they look like twins even though Ellen is five years older than Howard.

Photos from the NSAL website of Ellen Dunn having to work for a living.
Howard gets his toadying sister to take photos of
adoptable animals at NSAL or she can kiss
her cushy bank account goodbye and will be axed from the Stern payroll.

Howard stole a bunch of roses
at one of Beth's races at Churchill
Downs and sent them to Kathie Lee.

As publicized, Kathie Lee Gifford is finally leaving The Today Show and got the send-off when all her attempts at getting her own Kathie Lee show segment moved to Los Angeles failed. Everything was in upheaval when Matt Lauer was ousted permanently and now Hoda is the big cheese and Kathie is history. Howard Stern loved this news since he thinks that when anyone retires, that he won. He sent Kathie tons of roses that he had in his giant freezer locker at the Hamptons Hellhole [did hell freeze over?] and sent them to Kathie. Beth won those roses last May and was a bit miffed her cheapskate husband regifted them to Kathie.

Howard Stern says good riddance to Kathie Lee's

career since he is that jealous of her fame and jealous that Kathie

got regular gigs on TV while Beth only gets regular gigs on her sofa.

At least Howard Stern's parents can live to see Howard's final book about nothing which was exactly the information they gave a tabloid years ago about Howard. Did they even know Howard? Ray Stern doesn't want to be quoted here, oh, other people said her son was mature for his age, not her!! Weird.

Loved seeing Nicole Kidman escort her famous cute son to the Academy of Country Music Awards tonight and both looked stunning or at least Nicole looked stunned.

I don't know, Mom is looking kind of old here with that ponytail wig.
She's got bigger shoulders than her son.

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