On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show [4/9/19] Mr. Numerology-Obsessed Howard announced he has a book publicity day scheduled for 4/11 which he said is "media day" and will kick off his book tour starting with the New York Times, I guess in their free stupid newspaper insert for the weekend papers, who knows and who the fuck cares, but this is Howard's final hurrah. Let the old fart in the wind enjoy it. גוט רידאַנס
Beth is all ready for her media spotlight too but all Howard would pay for was dinners with a few D-list celebs when Beth went on and on about Rob Thomas on Stern's radio show, who is a famous ALLEGED scientologist yet publicly spouts the opposite due to major drama in his past over his wife allegedly servicing a high ranking member of the group and he was given a career in exchange for that gag order - gagged more ways than one, and now we're stuck with his crappy music.
Beth phoned into the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday to talk up Rob Thomas [weird connection; not so weird connection] on April 8 name dropping all over the place and pretended to be sad about some dead cat when everyone remembers when the Sterns had theater tickets they phoned up Dr. Death [Jaclyn the Vet] to kill Sophia the cat so they could race into the city since they scored freebie tix via Sirius [ref: Beth Fan Page April 10, 2018]. The Sterns could not care less about their cats unless it puts a dent in their busy schedule of scoring free tickets to watch some senior citizen crappy rock band lip sync on stage. It's also been long rumored that Howard is a card-carrying science lover when Beth carries around her worn out and tired Zed card thinking it means anything to anyone but Howard who paid for it.
I love it that Beth and Howard related some story of having dinner with Jimmy Fallon and Jon Bon Jovi when those two were a major part of Beth's first annual Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) fundraiser in the Hamptons at the Stephen Talkhouse dive for aged inebriated bikers who lost their license. See the sidebar of this blog about the Stephen Talkhouse fundraiser. So Howard can count all this as an entertainment expense and maybe write it off on his BFF foundation since you've got to spend the money on something other than weave glue. But Stephen Talkhouse will be stuck with the Sterns forever. Howard now takes off tons of time during the summer for his BFF foundation fundraisers to grab some dough to hang onto those properties he can barely afford to keep. So he and Beth save a few cats from living behind a restaurant. Big deal. Hey Beth, how about stop having those cats bred for you in a field so you can play rescuer? Ever think of that?
So funny that this blogger jogged the memory of Howard and had Robin's script all ready to bring up his old Charlie Rose interview from a million years ago. This blogger has had that link on the sidebar forever and the caption is "Talking Wig" in case anyone needs to see it again.
Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show, April 9, 2019. Howard shows what a pathetic loser he is, desperate to SELL BOOKS. Uh, he is that desperate for some cash?? Wow.
Robin: "You don't think that previous books have brought in listeners?"
Howard: "I don't know. I'm gonna tell you something, there are no experts, like I was talking to the PR team from Simon & Schuster and I said, 'What TV shows and radio shows sell books?' And then they tell ya but I don't even know if I believe them ... First of all, I ask the question, they're not gonna go 'We don't know' so they have to give you an answer."
Robin: "You make a point because I know that everybody who writes a book would want to get on -- remember when the Charlie Rose show was there, everybody thought oh there's the place where you can go and you get a long-term serious interview, that will sell books."
Howard: "Charlie was really good. I remember doing his show and sitting there and I go, 'Wow this is a really intelligent conversation. One I'm not used to.' But he's gone."
- End -
So why not just come out and say it Howard? That you or your studio stooges read the Beth Fan Page? It's okay, really. Robin just blurts out a Charlie Rose interview when it's been on this blog sidebar forever. And so funny how Howard has to do a whirlwind book tour when he said the book is already ranked number one on a million lists and the pre-ordering is through the roof. So why the need to promote it? Geez. You would not think his superstar book would need any promotion, no plugs, nothing, and Howard wouldn't even want to do a big publicity tour since he and his fame hog wife shun publicity, right? Ha ha ha.
As already blogged about, this famous blogger is also on the verge of coming with a new book [ref: Beth Fan Page March 17, 2019]. Oh and yeah, I told that New York Times to stuff it. I don't do interviews and I don't do autographs. Yes, I did consent to one interview that appears on this blog from an exclusive members only magazine called "Royals Who Write" where the subscription list is by invitation only and Howard is not invited. I mean, he and that wife can't even get into the annual Met Gala, do you think he's getting anywhere near royalty? Ha ha ha.
Let's see if this year, since Howard is greasing palms all over the place, that maybe his mare can trot on that Met Gala red carpet for once in her sad life. Won't that be a thrill for Miss Banana Head? Hope she doesn't slip on her peel. She might orgasm herself right out of that sitz bath and we'll never see her again if she gets that invitation from Anna the Witch Wintour.
Beth phoned into the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday to talk up Rob Thomas [weird connection; not so weird connection] on April 8 name dropping all over the place and pretended to be sad about some dead cat when everyone remembers when the Sterns had theater tickets they phoned up Dr. Death [Jaclyn the Vet] to kill Sophia the cat so they could race into the city since they scored freebie tix via Sirius [ref: Beth Fan Page April 10, 2018]. The Sterns could not care less about their cats unless it puts a dent in their busy schedule of scoring free tickets to watch some senior citizen crappy rock band lip sync on stage. It's also been long rumored that Howard is a card-carrying science lover when Beth carries around her worn out and tired Zed card thinking it means anything to anyone but Howard who paid for it.
I love it that Beth and Howard related some story of having dinner with Jimmy Fallon and Jon Bon Jovi when those two were a major part of Beth's first annual Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) fundraiser in the Hamptons at the Stephen Talkhouse dive for aged inebriated bikers who lost their license. See the sidebar of this blog about the Stephen Talkhouse fundraiser. So Howard can count all this as an entertainment expense and maybe write it off on his BFF foundation since you've got to spend the money on something other than weave glue. But Stephen Talkhouse will be stuck with the Sterns forever. Howard now takes off tons of time during the summer for his BFF foundation fundraisers to grab some dough to hang onto those properties he can barely afford to keep. So he and Beth save a few cats from living behind a restaurant. Big deal. Hey Beth, how about stop having those cats bred for you in a field so you can play rescuer? Ever think of that?
So funny that this blogger jogged the memory of Howard and had Robin's script all ready to bring up his old Charlie Rose interview from a million years ago. This blogger has had that link on the sidebar forever and the caption is "Talking Wig" in case anyone needs to see it again.
Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show, April 9, 2019. Howard shows what a pathetic loser he is, desperate to SELL BOOKS. Uh, he is that desperate for some cash?? Wow.
Robin: "You don't think that previous books have brought in listeners?"
Howard: "I don't know. I'm gonna tell you something, there are no experts, like I was talking to the PR team from Simon & Schuster and I said, 'What TV shows and radio shows sell books?' And then they tell ya but I don't even know if I believe them ... First of all, I ask the question, they're not gonna go 'We don't know' so they have to give you an answer."
Robin: "You make a point because I know that everybody who writes a book would want to get on -- remember when the Charlie Rose show was there, everybody thought oh there's the place where you can go and you get a long-term serious interview, that will sell books."
Howard: "Charlie was really good. I remember doing his show and sitting there and I go, 'Wow this is a really intelligent conversation. One I'm not used to.' But he's gone."
- End -
So why not just come out and say it Howard? That you or your studio stooges read the Beth Fan Page? It's okay, really. Robin just blurts out a Charlie Rose interview when it's been on this blog sidebar forever. And so funny how Howard has to do a whirlwind book tour when he said the book is already ranked number one on a million lists and the pre-ordering is through the roof. So why the need to promote it? Geez. You would not think his superstar book would need any promotion, no plugs, nothing, and Howard wouldn't even want to do a big publicity tour since he and his fame hog wife shun publicity, right? Ha ha ha.
As already blogged about, this famous blogger is also on the verge of coming with a new book [ref: Beth Fan Page March 17, 2019]. Oh and yeah, I told that New York Times to stuff it. I don't do interviews and I don't do autographs. Yes, I did consent to one interview that appears on this blog from an exclusive members only magazine called "Royals Who Write" where the subscription list is by invitation only and Howard is not invited. I mean, he and that wife can't even get into the annual Met Gala, do you think he's getting anywhere near royalty? Ha ha ha.
Let's see if this year, since Howard is greasing palms all over the place, that maybe his mare can trot on that Met Gala red carpet for once in her sad life. Won't that be a thrill for Miss Banana Head? Hope she doesn't slip on her peel. She might orgasm herself right out of that sitz bath and we'll never see her again if she gets that invitation from Anna the Witch Wintour.
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