Liev Him Alone, Beth

Beth Ostrosky Stern made a bizarre appearance at a Cinema Society afternoon screening of a kid's film when Beth has no children that we are aware of and Liev is recently separated and he brought his kids to the movie. 

How embarrassing for Liev. Did Beth follow him home too? Does Howard know his wife was on a date yesterday? This is just too hilarious. I guess Beth can't keep clear of men lately since Howard is super busy trying to make himself famous at 65 years old with that borefest book that he will plug now until infinity.

I guess Beth thinks this is her chance to photo bomb red carpets now that Howard has his big book tour coming up to plug his book that needs coffee poured on it to stay awake that features his meaningless boring commentary when everyone knows Howard would be sitting alone in a dark empty studio if it weren't for Sirius and the parade of celebrity has-beens trolling through the hallways every month desperately searching for someone to interview them and to plug their latest loser book or music CD or their never-ending final concert tours.

Wow. Beth is truly desperate for attention to be vertical in the afternoon and horn in on a screening of a loser Disney movie rehashing some story about penguins but I guess they are great for teaching kids about nature and I love it that penguins are known for engaging in homosexual acts, eating the eggs of other birds and penguins, and penguin moms kidnap each other's chicks. Sounds like what Beth would do since she is so desperate to be a mom to Howard Stern's little bastard chick.

What a cute couple!

Did Howard even notice if Beth was at her apartment in the city last night? She's got the apartment below Howard's who uses his former married bachelor pad for business meetings and spending that Sirius entertainment budget to wine and dine the Sirius Nancy Boys so he can keep his cushy job on that donut he has to now sit on during his rarely live broadcast. Howard and Beth use the NY apartments when they need to pretend they live together. We remember that spiral staircase story that was built to adjoin the top and bottom apts together and Beth went spiraling down that staircase and sprained her ankle and had to be rushed to the hospital with Beth showing up later wearing a big boot on one hoof. She falls or trips alot as Howard talks about on the air with a few of the incidents mentioned on the sidebar of this super blog.

Beth is also stalking Stacy Bendet who was at the Penguins screening since she is a top clothing designer. Beth hasn't gotten to crash one of her shows during NY Fashion Week for about two years.

But, we know Beth is a big author too like Howard. Beth's first book was a bunch of plagiarized info about dog care downloaded from the Internet and then her follow-up two books were about her cat with the plagiarized name of Yoda from the Star Wars franchise when the first Yoda the cat died and she came up with a fluffy new healthy Yoda cat who actually has claws as Beth has been forced to prove on her Instagram show. But who knew Beth was a lesbian poet? 

The book features a bunch of poetry by celebs and Beth O.
I have no idea if it's real or a joke book.

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