The Big Beth Tour

Love Burtka's Liberace facelift.
Beth is ready to date now
gay or straight since Howard is busy
with his book promotion media
interviews.

Geez, everyone thought Howard Stern would be on a big media tour because he is book famous now but it's Beth O Stern who is taking the bit in her teeth and charging forward. She is not giving up on her red [or brown] carpet bombs this month, taking advantage of Howard's new publicity budget. Wow.

Well, the f-- hags showed up for the D-List Burtka book party since he is now a chef or something which is one of the careers their richy rich sugar daddies give to them to justify them being on the payroll when what they actually do for the money is not fit for general audiences. Beth drew the model card [insert laughter] and now is onto the charity gimmick, Jessica Seinfeld chose the chef and charity gimmick cards and Katie Lee Grifter chose the chef card when all four women [including Burtka] all married cross-dressers with only Neil Patricia Harris coming out of the closet to save his flailing TV career much like Ellen DeGenerLoser did to save her bomb career imitating Bob Newhart with the phone comedy that tanked bigger than Stern's Private Parts.

Beth's girl Stacey Bendet got into the hot party on Monday along with the real model Brooke Shields and they had a great time dodging Beth's Uber since she was trying to find out the address to this A-List red carpet event for the night. Ha. Keep out Beth. Yeah, these gals may be bi, but it doesn't mean bipolar.

AAFA American Image Awards at The Plaza, NYC, April 15

Brooke should fire her plastic surgeon.
She's got that frozen Botox smirk that makes
her look like a stroke victim. Oh, but that forehead is
smooth and tight, but the rest of her face is a botched mess.

Superstar dad Andy Cohen took the reins on Monday co-hosting the Kelly and Ryan TV talk show while Howard and Beth can't score any hosting jobs.

As blogged about on April 15, 2019, Beth glommed onto Liev Schreiber for the Cinema Society screening of the movie "Penguins" but Beth didn't score a photo in the Daily Mail online:

"...fellow screen stars..."??? Since when is Beth considered a screen star?
They must think she's a screen star because she was milling
around the screening. Ha.

Happy Beth Tuesday to the two Botoxed Grinch Faces

who snagged their rich idiot pigeon sugar daddies

who made them famous!

#dawgshed #dawgstar #dawgbeth
#dawglovesstern #howardsterncomesagain
#howardstern #andycohen #kellyripa
#siriusxm #neilpatrickharris #burtka
#seinfeld