Changes

We are coming upon a new year and everything needs to be freshened up and improved upon including the many faces of celebs and people who think they are celebrities and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars renovating their faces when it's all a big joke since no one can hide from their age for very long and their face will start to malfunction in public. 

Beth Ostrosky Stern is quite obviously no stranger to the scalpel having spent most of her adult life horizontal with a surgeon hovering over her. 

The same with Howard Stern, who is still in a panic over being filmed again for his stale satellite radio show for a dull video app featuring pre-recorded bits of his show and undergoes refurbishing all the time and can hide sutures under his thick weave thicket that was planted on his blockhead.

We love new faces as we head into 2019. 

Here are a few:

Nicole needs tons of Botox and fillers to stop the gummy smile and
her face is now frozen in time. I don't get the new eyebrow wigs
or that bleached hair piece.

Voted Best New Facelift, Sandra has finally paid a surgeon
to put her face on permanent freeze frame.

Major face malfunction by Emily Blunt. It looks like her
surgeon od'd her on the frozen face fillers. She also bought new
eyebrows to try and hide the stretched and bloated skin.

It's difficult to catch Beth between Botox, but you can
see the raised arch in the right eyebrow due to filler OD and her
overblown filler face freezes her Mr. Sardonicus grimace. All that face
and cheek filler blows up her already big nose and causes that
horizontal shadow between the eyebrows.

Nicole's son is still a cutie.

Honorable mention to Barbra Streisand's gorgeous son whose ageless good looks makes Howard Stern jelly of him. Eat your heart out Howard! He's taken....smooch...smooch...

Ask Tim Gunn how he freed himself of the Stern curse 11 years ago. Beth Horninsky barges in to host an event for animals and you will never be free of her unless you cancel the event, which is exactly what happened. Poor Tim also had a talk show that was canceled in record time since Mrs. Ratings Killer showed up and hogged the stage [ref: Beth Fan Page 7/12/14]. I tried telling Big Chief Talkhouse this but he thought I was joking.

Since everyone reads this blog, they are now aware
of the Stern curse and Howard trying to talk people into
taking Beth. She is now chasing her own tail in her cat bed
wondering why she can't trick another celeb into letting her horn
in on their fame.

Since this blogger asked via this blog about what happened to the annual gift of flowers from Stern show writer Benjy Bronk, Howard changed it to candy from Bronk and we wonder if Bronk had the same goods delivered to the Sterns' official mail drop box who have zilch to do over the holidays but badger tabloids to print articles about them or insert their names in some loser restaurant sighting. More candy for Howard's Harridan this year? I guess we'll have to wait anxiously for Howard's return and get the scoop on how much sugar they swallowed over the holidays while taking selfies pretending to foster a few cats hoping Santa won't revoke their Bianca's Furry Friends charity status.

In January 2018, the regular gift of Benjy's flowers to the
Sterns changed to candy. Reference the Beth Fan Page entries dated
1-8-18 and 1-12-18.

I really thought Howard's satellite TV reality show "Howard's Boob" would take off this year and be a part of the Stern show video app but it bombed. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 2/26/18; rerun episode of Howard's Boob reported on the Beth Fan Page 3/27/18.]

I guess Howard couldn't come up with anymore scripted antics for Beth to do to make it appear they are a normal average married couple with marital spats to appeal to Howard's fan in a group home since the Sterns exist via text so it's kind of hard to make up stories about them actually interacting with each other live and in person. Aside from that, Beth is so goddamned dull you could kill yourself and she would never notice. She would need text instructions from Howard on what to do if she found the help had hung themselves or if Howard was swinging from the rafters, Beth would have no reaction and wait to be told what to do. She is an awesome trained dog and that's why she hangs out at the charity that pays her a salary as their spokesperson and director of bullshitting the public out of donations, the North Shore Animal League. Sometimes she sits inside of the dog kennels and waits for a treat.

Shout out to my sister site, the Martian Beth Fan Page, that got a mention on this blog on 3/27/18. I hope they can find that burnt out satellite dish that carries the stale Stern satellite radio show.

Martians can't even find Beth's European modeling photos.
Maybe look in that black hole in Howard's weave when he
flies by on that satellite dish.

Beth is all ready to badger the new year with her presence as she continues to harass cats and calls it charity work.

Sending much love and thanks to everyone who sent me messages wishing me a happy new year and I wish to thank all Beth fans for enjoying this blog as much as I enjoy writing it and keeping up with the Sterns which is no easy task. All they do is write their own phony tabloid items and restaurants sightings as well as grabbing a few corporate freebie tix for a photo op at dumb basketball games throughout the year. So sad about them, but gee, someone has to report on their hilarious antics and their constant chasing that fame cloud that has blown away for good and is now a part of a chem trail spreading poisonous gas. 

#dawgshed  #dawg #dawgsterns  #dawgbeth #howardstern #bethostern  #newyear  #christmas  #holidays  #happynewyear  #newyearseve  #newyears  #stern #timgunn
#nicole  #kidman  #urban  #sandrabullock  #bullock
#celebrity  #star  #howardwantsastarnextyearinhollywood
#howardfightswithsiriusoverhisbookandmovieandstardeal
#marilynmonroe #streisand  #gould

Holiday Reruns

Beth said she got this cat necklace from
Christa Miller in July 2015 [ref BFP July 20, 2015].

Beth Ostrosky Stern again has nothing to do over the Christmas and New Year's break and again recycles old images from her iPhone that have been stored on there forever since she and hubby Howard take a bunch of photos all at one time throughout the years of their boring existence and just doles them out on Beth's loser Instagram show, "The Real Housewife of Instagram" that failed to get a sponsor and sits on the Internet instead of as an app on the stale Sirius Stern satellite radio show. Howard has tried to get Beth's cat prison camp show as a regular segment on his satellite radio show but he would have to fund it or find a sponsor, neither of which will happen anytime soon.

Beth wore the Christa Miller gift necklace on July 18, 2015, Unconditional Love animal benefit in the Hamptons.

Beth infers that fugly cheap cat necklace was a gift from Christa Miller this year, when it's at least three years old. Talk about the Sterns being in reruns but this is ridiculous.

What about this holiday rerun? Howard's weave never changes.

Beth and Howard are just phonies with zilch to do but bug celebrities and try to badger them so they will let them on their talk show or on some Sirius-sponsored event or horn in on a vacation and stuff a cat in a cooler and call it a fundraiser. Then Howard can crow that he is a famous radio talk show host when he was shelved and dealt with when he got kicked off free radio. Howard's satellite radio listener equates to zilch in advertising dollars and why almost every word he speaks on the air is monetized to help pay for his two black hole channels in outer space.

When will Beth copy the pizza tab from Jessica Seinfeld's Instagram? Jessica and Jerry schedule regular pizza nights and Beth is trying to copy them with Howard plugging pizza too on his stale satellite radio show.

One eyed people, cats, and pizza is what the Sterns have been
reduced to in their mediocre boring existence hoping someone
will notice them and push them to the next level when the next
 level in their lives to get national publicity would be six feet under.

Sure is a lot of pizza going on.

In real celebrity news we find that Heidi Klum got engaged to her sexy young boytoy boyfriend and decided to turn down the offer of being a kept and caged woman from an aged old fart in the Hamptons who claims to be married. 


And who could ignore the major news that Andy Cohen is all set to be a new father! We see that Howard can't compete in that area either since he is a sterile cuckoo and we doubt his honeypot can sprout any queens.





I guess we'll have to watch what happens over New Year's as Beth is expected to save a kitten at mom's house that ran under a fence fleeing from Bianca's Furry Friends while Howard spends time with his family in NYC and pretends to prep for his new satellite radio shows in 2019 that are more boring than anyone can imagine. Well, if it weren't for a bunch of homeless cats bred in a field for Beth, neither of the Sterns could afford their overpriced real estate that they can only hope to break even on in a fire sale.

#dawgshed #dawg  #howard  #stern
#bethostern  #bethstern  #ostroskyfamilychristmas
#christmas #newyears  #sirius #siriusxm
#bethpostsrerunsoninstagram  #cohen  #heidi #hilton
#rothschild #nickyhiltonrothschild #stalagbeth
#hamptons

Rotten Reruns from Reaper Radio

Howard Stern plays it forward and continues to take a huge break in December only to sadly reappear in January after a much needed Botox break and plan his stalkin' the Kimmels schedule hoping to horn in on a holiday with them so he can brag to his staff how famous he is after chasing down another celeb who has to change their contact information.

Howard is airing the "Best of 2018" which should be a bunch of dead air since his actual content sucks what with those horrid boring canned scripted interviews of celebrities no one cares about like that awful frying pan faced Miley Cyrus talking through giant fake choppers with a giant underbite that would make a bulldog jealous. But, I mean, if they are desperate enough to appear on Howard Stern's reaper radio in the first place, well, you just have to pity the fools. Last year Howard's staff copied from the Beth Fan Page who had the original idea of airing only celebrity interviews over the giant holiday break [ref: Beth Fan Page 12-19-17] but I guess this year they are just making it easy on themselves and will air random garbage while Howard treks to Gourmet Garbage Garage for a free segment sponsor take-out carton of chili while his wife Beth chases down leads on how to become famous after marrying a radio deadweight failed.

Of course we heard on this week's stale Stern satellite radio show that he will again have his Christmas office party for staff and their wives or current hookers they are scraping off the sidewalk to impress them that they indeed do work for Howard and can have a meet and greet with the green giant of pea brained radio and Howard can have a nice tax write-off as a business expense before the end of the calendar year while Beth passes around a collection plate for her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends with a peanut portion of the donations going to the North Shore Animal League to help fund her salary for yet another year.

Beth used to post a pre-party photo of herself needing a drink prior to drinking at the Stern Sirius office Christmas party normally held at that disgusting Lure Fish Bar and poker pit with the day old dead fish having to be scraped off the grill and served to Stern's staff because they are too stupid to expect anything better out of the hair extension King and his Queen of all giant blonde wigs.

Here was Beth last year heading out to meet Howard at the Lure Fish Bar for the Stern show Sirius annual xmas party and photo op where the barely vertical Howard stumbles in to document the event for his tax attorney.

So funny that awhile ago, this blogger reported that the Sterns were reportedly spotted at Nobu bugging a celebrity although nothing came of it, and Beth apparently handed off her dress to her cousin Noel Clare. Doesn't that poor girl have anything to wear while trolling the streets of NYC with her celebrity galpal [not pictured]? These O Family Females sure know who to hook up with that's for sure, to ensure their spot in the spotlight of semi notoriety.

Where are Howard and Beth? How come they are not representing Sirius and hosting a New Year's Rockin' Eve on television? I bet Howard could even tank the ratings for the New Year and the New Year would have to move to Los Angeles to be free from Howard the TV ratings killer.

SiriusXM superstar Jenny McCarthy is hosting the New Year's Eve show in Times Square with Ryan Seacrest for ABC [sorry Beth; no new Nobu  meeting for you; the deal fell through] and the savior of SiriusXM Andy Cohen is hosting the event for CNN with the first alien test tube experimental baby. Yeah, it's some show believe me. They ousted Kathy Griffin since she was bald with a bad facelift who sources allege lies about her age and alleged gender and was turning off audiences to the New Year and sending them into a depressive state for eight months.

#dawgsaloon #dawgshed  #dawgfacedfamily
#howardstern  #bethostern #stern
#xmas  #holiday #celebration #merrychristmas
#happynewyear  #newyears
#howardcannowstalkthekimmelsfulltime
#barrenbethiehopestofostermorepregnancyrumorsnextyear

Worn Out

Who's got the best choppers?

Beth Ostrosky Stern loves the "who wore it best" tabloid contests since that is basically all her publicity agents can get for her since she does zilch and is not famous for anything but marrying a stale satellite radio show host, and even that little option has dried up recently. 

As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth attempted a glitzy dress  designed by Alexandre Vauthier that was worn better by a real housewife Lisa Vanderpump [ref: Beth Fan Page, May 10, 2018]. 

Now we've got a new contender to the Beth throne of worn out dresses, it's Brie Bella up to bat with the same glitzy Alexandre Vauthier dress. Who wore it better? Brie & Lisa got it right, Beth looks like something from a deli tray.

2018 Who Wore It Best? Not the who in the middle, I can tell you that much.

Also, as exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth was snubbed this year as the host of the annual Bash for the Bulldogs benefit by the Long Island Bulldog Rescue center where a bunch of breeders try and save the breed and over-breed them and they get dumped on the county animal shelters and this charity tries and saves them. Beth has been the host since 2012 [originally called Cocktails for Paws] and Beth was dumped this year with Coco Austin being asked to be the big host of the benefit [ref: Beth Fan Page, November 4, 2018]. 







Oh, I am sure all Beth Fans just know that Beth and Howard Stern would support the event anyway right, and show up on Friday? They kept fawning over their own bulldog Bianca for years before it exploded from being overfed by Beth and of course even though Beth was snubbed as the host of the bulldog bash this year, that the Sterns would attend anyway, right? NOPE. The Sterns support zilch unless they can make money off of it or Beth is front and center as the paid host of the event or forget it. The Sterns run and hide with Beth blowfish posing with a bunch of feral cats on her Instagram show that are bred in a field so she can play foster mom until real foster homes come and take these animals from Beth's clutches.

So where is Howard? I thought last year he went on a fishing trip with Jimmy but everyone knows Howard tells tall tales for his radio listener. Jimmy is getting backlash on his IG and insiders are wondering if the Academy will honor the three year deal they had with Jimmy to host the Oscars for 2019. 

Almost vegan Howard and Beth, who eat every animal
and fish in sight, must love Jimmy killin' it at the lake.

We just dread each xmas with the Sterns and them dragging out that same fugly tree with the soon to be dead animals in the picture.

Will these two cats make it to xmas 2019? Who knows with Beth around
the hearth with nothing to do but call Dr. Death, a.k.a., Jackie the Joke Vet
and then race off to the theater or hog a morning show and claim
she is putting on a brave face in the face of the death of another animal.

#dawgfacedbeth #dawg #dawgshed
#howardisacheapskatelikejohnsaid
#howardisabittershriveledgrape #bethstern
#howardstern  #bethfanpage  #bfp
#dbm  #bulldogs  #bash  #benefit  #charity
#bff  #bethgetspaidviadonationstoherself

Attitude

Cher and Andy Cohen's got Attitude and were featured in the October issue of the magazine and Beth and Howard Stern have zilch since they are disappearing with each passing year following the big Stern eviction by NBC on their show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) when it was found out that Howard has no talent and was glued to a script and could barely handle being live on television and was glued to his hairpiece and facelift tape that was visible up close and that's why Howard banned anyone with a cell phone or doing a livestream within 10 feet of his presence with Ralph the stylist sucking up the free eats at each venue and Gary the Producer stuffing more than carrot sticks in his jeans.

There were three covers at the same time for the Oct issue of Attitude
magazine and none of them featured Howard or Beth Nobody.

Howard Stern has been neutered and is now a fug nobody
desperately seeking Andy's fame.

Well, as we know, AGT got rid of the Stern circus and ousted the whole group and they are now back on a burnt out satellite dish that has to add video and more music streaming outlets to its failing satellite radio company. Yes, they have been floundering ever since the Stern hiring debacle and they have been making annual budget adjustments to the Stern show with a secondary channel where he does random music specials that lay more eggs in the studio than on the faces of the Nancy Boys steering the sinking ship.

Beth got these little bullshit appearances when Howard was on television
doing AGT from 2012 - 2015.

Sooo funny that Andy is considered the hot topic right now on SATELLITE RADIO as well as on television as there are rumors that Cher will not only appear as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race but will appear again on the Cohen TV show and on his satellite radio show to talk up her new Broadway musical "The Cher Show". So hilarious to hear Robin and Howard talk on his stale satellite radio show on December 4 about getting invitations to the opening night performance of the Cher musical on December 3 and neither could attend, I guess, because they had to show up on their satellite radio show that is just boring while Howard refuses to admit that the media outlets like Sirius, NBC, et al, all get a certain amount of tickets to the new Broadway shows and they are complimentary to the top staff. Funny Howard didn't gift his tickets to Beth and her family but I guess they have to boycott Cher until she consents to do the Stern show but I guess that would mean Cher is ready for reaper radio and she would leave his studio and get into her hearse and head for the cemetery. I doubt she is ready for that just yet in her long and famed career of superstardom.

On Tuesday's satellite radio show [Dec 4], Howard talked up all the celebs appearing in the Sirius studios on Monday but failed to bring up on Tuesday that Julia Roberts was there and snubbed the Stern Show. In 1999 she consented to do the Stern show only because he was on the E cable TV channel and the Stern show had to contribute to some charity Julia was involved with at the time with Robin purchasing a dress worn by Julia that was auctioned at the charity and Robin took it home and used it as a napkin.

Julia Roberts' dramatic weight loss is sparking wild rumors
 that she's back on the sauce served over an empty plate.
Julia allegedly slept with all of her costars including Susan Sarandon
who now claims her long time partner Tim Robbins abused her
emotionally and physically yet it took her 50 yrs to notice it.

We can't wait to watch what happens on Beth Stern's Instagram show and see the latest round of tranny panties with kitty cats on them that her alleged transgender galpal will buy for her this xmas. Whitney might be cumming home to the Stern stable this year and make an appearance in the bushes at Stalag Beth South [meaning the Florida Mystery House where not one person has a key unless the doorman is there and they are only allowed in certain sections of the house in the foyer, a few rooms on the first floor that serve as a makeshift cat storage area and of course the basement botoxology center so most guests, including Beth, pose outdoors for Beth's IG show].

What am I looking at? Some aged star from 1969?
Got tons of Botox and fillers? Dame Beth-Man actually bought
advertising space on Whitney's huge forehead but that wig glue is plastering
down that piece of hair near the "e" so we deserve a partial refund.

Beth showed off her big shaved head and fresh facelift balding behind the ear in a recent photo on her Instagram show and it looks like hair sewn into her creepy hairline behind the ear. Up close and personal Beth is a sight to behold and you just can't stop staring at her and Howard thinks you are fawning over her beauty when you are just amazed at her cosmetic surgery procedures that are starting to become more evident as she ages and needs to keep gluing hair to her pulled back and balding hairline. Her face looks like a blowfish again from her recent visit to her Florida cosmetic surgery center. She goes about every three months for a face tune-up and lube job.

#dawgshed  #dawg #dawgstar

#sirius  #siriusxm  #whitney

#beth  #howard  #stern  #bethostern

#cher  #andy #attitude

Follow This You Bitches

The great and powerful and beautiful Cher was bestowed with the Kennedy Center Honors award December 1 which is an annual gala event for those in the performing arts for their contributions to American culture regardless of their citizenship. Howard Stern of course has not been able to horn in on this event and receive this recognition since he has contributed nothing to American culture other than grease paint and monkey brains and his citizenship has been transferred to the dog star.

Add Cher to the list of people who have received this honor that Howard Stern is super jealous of like Johnny Carson who received the honor in 1993 and David Letterman who received the honor in 2012. There were talks in the Oval Office that Stuttering John Melendez will receive the honor before Howard Stern does or when hell freezes over, but of course, Howard would just need to make a major monetary contribution to American culture by paying all of us for having to look at him and having that gypsy, tramp and thief he married pushed into our faces ad nauseam along with making a major monetary contribution to the Democratic party and not just paying lame lip service to Madame General Hillary who has never consented to appearing on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show and I doubt she ever will since that would mean her next step would be death's door with Howard being the doorman at Reaper Radio.

Beth Stern had her annual boring event last Friday where the North Shore Animal League pays her to be their useless spokesperson and Howard Stern sponsors the annual big dinner party in honor of his useless wife who does almost zilch to help the plight of homeless animals other than pose with them and post selfies ad nauseam on her Instagram show. Beth tried to be Cher on Friday and you can see she failed as Cher would never be seen in that giant midnight mass church dress but Beth has a huge lower body and has to hide her tree trunk legs from plain sight. Howard recycled his clown suit he wore on the red carpet from his stint on "America's Got Talent" and Beth recycled her clown wig. Both must be a musty smelly mess by now. Ask Meghan Markle. She'll stick an air freshener on Howard & Beth.

Speaking of witches, reports out of Kensington Palace are saying that wife-elect Meghan Markle Sparkle is one royal pain and is bossing everyone around acting like she is the Queen in waiting when everyone is waiting to see what a woman who claimed she couldn't have children will eventually give birth to. Markle is alienating Duchess Kate who everyone is saying really wanted to marry Dirty Harry and not William the Conqueror. Some people go as far as saying Kate's kids were fathered by Harry but I think that might be a bridge too far. We love it when giant nobodies marry their wealthiest client, customer, uh, I mean, boyfriend and then act like they own the place and demand to be treated like royalty. Oh wait, she is royalty unlike Bethie. But it's been reported that Meghan wanted to stick air fresheners in that church she was married in and at Windsor Castle which was met with a giant no.

Everyone is talking about the comparison with Beth O'Nobody but Meghan's meal ticket is off the charts, I mean, no American commoner can compete with that, not even Beth even though her big cheese of the Hamptons buys her a Social Life magazine cover feature every year, wow. I bet Meghan enjoyed those little mailers from Beth with a Beth Calendar stuffed inside with a note asking if Harry has any other brothers who are single [hey, doesn't hurt to ask]. 

So hilarious since Howard Stern keeps inserting little quips on his rarely live stale satellite radio show how he and Beth don't want to travel and like staying home when sources are reporting that they have metal body parts now and go off like a siren and have a full body scan where all the security guards would get a look at what is under Beth and Howard's clothes and believe me, you wouldn't want to see it. Beth has to travel with a doctor's note and sit in the First Class lounge and be escorted on board to avoid embarrassment. Howard refuses to fly commercial airlines. So Howard would have to pay for their own private plane service to get anywhere since SiriusXM only pays for travel expenses and limo service when it is directly related to Sirius business and Sirius is trying to be free from Stern so nothing is Sirius related unless Howard wants to take their retirement classes and needs a ride. Unless there is a kitten to be saved in Italy or Paris, Beth is essentially grounded to U.S. travel or close to it and those jaunts to L.A. are paid by NSAL or the Hallmark Channel aside from her cosmetic surgery appts in Florida every three months or so.

Well, it's that time of year when the Sterns haul out their fugly xmas tree with their resident cats that keep dying at the hands of the on-call Stern pigeon vet Dr. Jackie, the paid grim reaper who has to kill Beth's pets on demand since Beth has theater tickets or an appt in the city to get her wig dyed and crash a morning TV show and has to have the host bring up her pet who just happened to die and Beth can fight back fake tears saying how brave she is for showing up to a TV show that didn't want to donate any airtime in the first place to Beth's charity gimmicks and stunts.

Beth wheels out this same ugly tree every year from the hall
closet with the same decorations with Charlie Chunk
long gone from the Stern Hamptons hostel.

#dawgshed  #dawg #howard #stern #cher
#beth #bethostern  #kennedy #kennedycenterhonors
#kennedycenterhateshoward #christmas #giftgrab
#charitycashgrab #nsal #meghan  #harry #william