Worn Out

Who's got the best choppers?

Beth Ostrosky Stern loves the "who wore it best" tabloid contests since that is basically all her publicity agents can get for her since she does zilch and is not famous for anything but marrying a stale satellite radio show host, and even that little option has dried up recently. 

As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth attempted a glitzy dress  designed by Alexandre Vauthier that was worn better by a real housewife Lisa Vanderpump [ref: Beth Fan Page, May 10, 2018]. 

Now we've got a new contender to the Beth throne of worn out dresses, it's Brie Bella up to bat with the same glitzy Alexandre Vauthier dress. Who wore it better? Brie & Lisa got it right, Beth looks like something from a deli tray.

2018 Who Wore It Best? Not the who in the middle, I can tell you that much.

Also, as exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth was snubbed this year as the host of the annual Bash for the Bulldogs benefit by the Long Island Bulldog Rescue center where a bunch of breeders try and save the breed and over-breed them and they get dumped on the county animal shelters and this charity tries and saves them. Beth has been the host since 2012 [originally called Cocktails for Paws] and Beth was dumped this year with Coco Austin being asked to be the big host of the benefit [ref: Beth Fan Page, November 4, 2018]. 







Oh, I am sure all Beth Fans just know that Beth and Howard Stern would support the event anyway right, and show up on Friday? They kept fawning over their own bulldog Bianca for years before it exploded from being overfed by Beth and of course even though Beth was snubbed as the host of the bulldog bash this year, that the Sterns would attend anyway, right? NOPE. The Sterns support zilch unless they can make money off of it or Beth is front and center as the paid host of the event or forget it. The Sterns run and hide with Beth blowfish posing with a bunch of feral cats on her Instagram show that are bred in a field so she can play foster mom until real foster homes come and take these animals from Beth's clutches.

So where is Howard? I thought last year he went on a fishing trip with Jimmy but everyone knows Howard tells tall tales for his radio listener. Jimmy is getting backlash on his IG and insiders are wondering if the Academy will honor the three year deal they had with Jimmy to host the Oscars for 2019. 

Almost vegan Howard and Beth, who eat every animal
and fish in sight, must love Jimmy killin' it at the lake.

We just dread each xmas with the Sterns and them dragging out that same fugly tree with the soon to be dead animals in the picture.

Will these two cats make it to xmas 2019? Who knows with Beth around
the hearth with nothing to do but call Dr. Death, a.k.a., Jackie the Joke Vet
and then race off to the theater or hog a morning show and claim
she is putting on a brave face in the face of the death of another animal.

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