Holiday Reruns

Beth said she got this cat necklace from
Christa Miller in July 2015 [ref BFP July 20, 2015].

Beth Ostrosky Stern again has nothing to do over the Christmas and New Year's break and again recycles old images from her iPhone that have been stored on there forever since she and hubby Howard take a bunch of photos all at one time throughout the years of their boring existence and just doles them out on Beth's loser Instagram show, "The Real Housewife of Instagram" that failed to get a sponsor and sits on the Internet instead of as an app on the stale Sirius Stern satellite radio show. Howard has tried to get Beth's cat prison camp show as a regular segment on his satellite radio show but he would have to fund it or find a sponsor, neither of which will happen anytime soon.

Beth wore the Christa Miller gift necklace on July 18, 2015, Unconditional Love animal benefit in the Hamptons.

Beth infers that fugly cheap cat necklace was a gift from Christa Miller this year, when it's at least three years old. Talk about the Sterns being in reruns but this is ridiculous.

What about this holiday rerun? Howard's weave never changes.

Beth and Howard are just phonies with zilch to do but bug celebrities and try to badger them so they will let them on their talk show or on some Sirius-sponsored event or horn in on a vacation and stuff a cat in a cooler and call it a fundraiser. Then Howard can crow that he is a famous radio talk show host when he was shelved and dealt with when he got kicked off free radio. Howard's satellite radio listener equates to zilch in advertising dollars and why almost every word he speaks on the air is monetized to help pay for his two black hole channels in outer space.

When will Beth copy the pizza tab from Jessica Seinfeld's Instagram? Jessica and Jerry schedule regular pizza nights and Beth is trying to copy them with Howard plugging pizza too on his stale satellite radio show.

One eyed people, cats, and pizza is what the Sterns have been
reduced to in their mediocre boring existence hoping someone
will notice them and push them to the next level when the next
 level in their lives to get national publicity would be six feet under.

Sure is a lot of pizza going on.

In real celebrity news we find that Heidi Klum got engaged to her sexy young boytoy boyfriend and decided to turn down the offer of being a kept and caged woman from an aged old fart in the Hamptons who claims to be married. 


And who could ignore the major news that Andy Cohen is all set to be a new father! We see that Howard can't compete in that area either since he is a sterile cuckoo and we doubt his honeypot can sprout any queens.





I guess we'll have to watch what happens over New Year's as Beth is expected to save a kitten at mom's house that ran under a fence fleeing from Bianca's Furry Friends while Howard spends time with his family in NYC and pretends to prep for his new satellite radio shows in 2019 that are more boring than anyone can imagine. Well, if it weren't for a bunch of homeless cats bred in a field for Beth, neither of the Sterns could afford their overpriced real estate that they can only hope to break even on in a fire sale.

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