Howard Stern plays it forward and continues to take a huge break in December only to sadly reappear in January after a much needed Botox break and plan his stalkin' the Kimmels schedule hoping to horn in on a holiday with them so he can brag to his staff how famous he is after chasing down another celeb who has to change their contact information.
Howard is airing the "Best of 2018" which should be a bunch of dead air since his actual content sucks what with those horrid boring canned scripted interviews of celebrities no one cares about like that awful frying pan faced Miley Cyrus talking through giant fake choppers with a giant underbite that would make a bulldog jealous. But, I mean, if they are desperate enough to appear on Howard Stern's reaper radio in the first place, well, you just have to pity the fools. Last year Howard's staff copied from the Beth Fan Page who had the original idea of airing only celebrity interviews over the giant holiday break [ref: Beth Fan Page 12-19-17] but I guess this year they are just making it easy on themselves and will air random garbage while Howard treks to Gourmet Garbage Garage for a free segment sponsor take-out carton of chili while his wife Beth chases down leads on how to become famous after marrying a radio deadweight failed.
Of course we heard on this week's stale Stern satellite radio show that he will again have his Christmas office party for staff and their wives or current hookers they are scraping off the sidewalk to impress them that they indeed do work for Howard and can have a meet and greet with the green giant of pea brained radio and Howard can have a nice tax write-off as a business expense before the end of the calendar year while Beth passes around a collection plate for her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends with a peanut portion of the donations going to the North Shore Animal League to help fund her salary for yet another year.
Beth used to post a pre-party photo of herself needing a drink prior to drinking at the Stern Sirius office Christmas party normally held at that disgusting Lure Fish Bar and poker pit with the day old dead fish having to be scraped off the grill and served to Stern's staff because they are too stupid to expect anything better out of the hair extension King and his Queen of all giant blonde wigs.
Here was Beth last year heading out to meet Howard at the Lure Fish Bar for the Stern show Sirius annual xmas party and photo op where the barely vertical Howard stumbles in to document the event for his tax attorney.
Here was Beth last year heading out to meet Howard at the Lure Fish Bar for the Stern show Sirius annual xmas party and photo op where the barely vertical Howard stumbles in to document the event for his tax attorney.
Where are Howard and Beth? How come they are not representing Sirius and hosting a New Year's Rockin' Eve on television? I bet Howard could even tank the ratings for the New Year and the New Year would have to move to Los Angeles to be free from Howard the TV ratings killer.
SiriusXM superstar Jenny McCarthy is hosting the New Year's Eve show in Times Square with Ryan Seacrest for ABC [sorry Beth; no new Nobu meeting for you; the deal fell through] and the savior of SiriusXM Andy Cohen is hosting the event for CNN with the first alien test tube experimental baby. Yeah, it's some show believe me. They ousted Kathy Griffin since she was bald with a bad facelift who sources allege lies about her age and alleged gender and was turning off audiences to the New Year and sending them into a depressive state for eight months.
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