Bag & Sag

As this blogger has said many many many times, Beth Stern has no timeline. You cannot believe what you see on her socially stupid sites since it's all filler for her empty life of doing nothing but badgering her husband Howard Stern to make her famous. 

As Beth posted on her Twitter site, she needs to remind her dull mass of followers that she is still shilling for that disgusting American Humane Association (AHA) and their Hero Dog Awards bullshit show to try and prove the AHA does anything for animals when they drag disabled dogs onto a stage and terrify them while the AHA turns a blind eye to any disabled, mistreated or dying animals used in the movie or television industries as documented all over the Internet, primarily by videotaped proof of neglect by that animal organization called People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) which Beth Stern ignores since she could not care less about animals that don't make good photo props for her stupid Instagram show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" or look good with gold handles and designer logos stamped in their hides.

While Beth was posting up a storm as usual on Instagram with her cats in the Hamptons, she was actually trolling the streets of New York with her withered old husband Howard Stern who obviously lies about his height as this blogger has said and proven various times in the past, since he wears lifts or big giant boots with heels whenever he parades with Beth on a red carpet or they appear at any event and jump in front of photographers to get their faces in print somewhere. I realize there is a height difference because Howard is on the lower portion of the sidewalk, but still, Beth is barely 5'9" and you can see Howard is not that much taller than her.

Photo source: MixandMatchMama.com

The Sterns have upped their stalkin' game and are onto a fresh scent of a celeb in the city since that is their sole goal in life is to horn in on someone else's fame and try and get their faces in print with a famous person. I guess we'll have to watch what celebrities get bagged and tagged by the Sterns for the July 4th holiday celebrations.

Gee, how come the super Broadway insider Beth Stern and Howard, who loves to ogle all the gorgeous boys on Broadway, don't yet have their pictures hanging at Sardi's? Hasn't Howard invested in shows like that Boeing-Boeing that starred his former galpal Mary McCormack to shut her up and keep her from publishing anything like a memoir? Don't know.

#howardstern  #bethstern

#sardis  #mixandmatchmama

#bethosterninstagram

#twitter  

Ailing Girl Makes Beth's Wish Come True

A young girl named Julia and her sister rallied around Beth Stern yesterday to help make Beth's wish come true by letting her horn in on the Make A Wish Foundation and their kitten party.

Everyone knows that Beth Stern and her husband Howard are very famous for stuffing cats in photos and using them like props and then when Beth tires of them, she quickly dumps them onto other people while foraging around for fresh photo click bait to make herself appear like she does something other than badger Howard to make her famous.

In a video on the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) Facebook page, Julia was very patient with Beth and put up with her constant jabbering on and on and on all about herself, her "husband", and plugging her Yoda the cat children's books. The poor girl was almost silent throughout the whole ordeal, trapped inside a kitten cage with the fame hound Beth Stern. At least Beth should have some fresh content for her upcoming cover feature in that free third-rate magazine called "Social Life" and anywhere else she can get her big face published somewhere with Julia because everyone is sick of Beth's same old tired stories about how she is an expert cat snatch & dumper but this time can talk about horning in on a kitten party with Julia and her sister as a part of the Make A Wish Foundation.

Julia [pictured below, right] donates her time to

help slow adult Beth get the publicity

and attention she craves:

Nobody requested this Beth. You wanted to parade Julia's family around and drag them to the Howard Stern satellite radio show like your personal trophies to somehow make yourself likable to your Instagram cat club followers. Apparently nothing of this was mentioned live on Howard's radio show since he appears to be under a gag order when plugging Beth's foundation [Bianca's Furry Friends] or NSAL and sometimes sneaks in a plug if Beth phones into the show and he feels it's just them talking about their [boring] life. But no plugola plugs for Howard's mare and she failed to appear on the show itself since someone's got to pay for the airtime and we know it's not going to be Howard.

I'm sure Beth will get plenty of publicity mileage out of this photo and Howard will most likely stick it in his big upcoming Beth Issue of "Social Life" magazine since he paid for a professional makeup job for Beth's face and had a stylist glue down that wig on her football head and may try to count it as a charitable donation to the Make A Wish and the Make Beth Famous foundations.

I guess Beth was at the SiriusXM satellite radio studio today to meet her idol, the founder of SPANX, Sara Blakely since Beth couldn't squish her ass into anything without them. That's why she needs those double front doors at her Hamptons hideaway.

June 28, the founder of SPANX [left] is interviewed
for a SiriusXM Town Hall by Randi Zuckerberg.

Sara Spanx is worth a reported 1.09 BILLION dollars. Ha, I guess Howard couldn't stand it and didn't want to admit a huge chunk of his salary has contributed to that billion dollars in sales from Spanx for Beth.

Beth's fan is just on pins and needles wondering which old awful photo by Howard that Beth will post on Instagram and pretend it's new. Maybe the one below? It's pretty funny and Howard thinks he's a comedian. 

Beth looks all drawn like an airbrushed painting and why it's hilarious is I highlighted a comment since Beth's Insta-Stupid followers have no clue who she is or that Howard takes all of these stupid photos of Beth and he is into photography big time with even a photography teacher if you can believe it. He had his own company and website that had to be taken down because it was the laughing stock of the Internet and everyone was making fun of the photos Howard took since they were so badly done and just moronic [Conlan or Conman Photography, something like that].

Will Beth recycle this photo from last year? I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens.

#instagram  #twitter #facebook
#bethostroskystern
#howardstern  #everyonelaughsathowardsphotos
#makeawish  
#wewishhowardwouldretirefrombeingjellyofSimonCowell

Beth Loves Tranny Panties

As Beth Fans may already know, the summer is Beth Stern's big butt season in the Hamptons where she tries to butt in on various events so she can get into the editorial pages of the Hamptons magazines and Howard Stern has a hard time getting the rarely vertical selfie monster into any of the tony events where real socialites show up so she is always relegated to prancing around in her own home in the Hamptons in those same tranny panties but now it's a big bottom bathing suit with only a slight difference in the design, that were given to Beth by her alleged shemale chaser friend Whitney Cummings who many are thinking they are a little more than just friends all to the delight of Howard since he gets tired of pretending he and Beth actually have sex, as if anyone thinks an old fart with an Elmer's glue-on wig is sexy along with that aging menopausal pariah he married with a wig that grows overnight.

We've got to suffer through another summer season of the Sterns trying to be relevant but she's so lumpy now from all her past liposuction procedures and she can't take any chunk of time off and disappear to get more work done. She will have to fake another fall and pretend to break her ankle again if she wants anymore plastic surgery time off.

Beth thinks there are #KittenPostHaters so she
 shows off her shaded and airbrushed butt to impress her fan.

Beth got those similar pants from Whitney in 2015 and the same pose because it's easy to heavily shade and shave down those massive thighs and flabby butt Beth is famous for. 

Keep it up honey, we can't wait until your recycled bullshit cover feature Howard sponsors every year for "Social Life" magazine. I am sure it will be another Hamptons laughing stock before it's thrown in the garbage.

Beth is just another awesome supermodel like Bruno since Howard sets up these stupid photo sessions to somehow prove to his new bowling ball weave that he married a model [Howard frequently argues with his new weave and they try and one-up each other]. Big deal, anyone can stick their butt in a photo in their own home and claim it's "modeling".

Here is Beth's butt for all you #bethfanpagehaters....hahahahahaha. I'm so funny. Yes, Beth, cute tattoo of my name on your butt.

Unretouched  photo of Beth by Howard Stern Photography.
Now you know why he spends hours in the photoshop basement
of his Hamptons Hideaway.

Hey, remember the good ol' days when that hilarious Don Imus called Beth a bimbo and it sent Howard and Beth into orbit?

Hey remember how Howard Stern dumped his first wife Alison and skated off to Cannes to promote his loser film "Private Parts" with his on-screen wife Mary McCormack and they ended up dating? Well everyone is all friends now in a scientological sort of way you know and Beth loves Stern's gal pals anyway right? 

Here is almost Bon Jovi's butt for all you #bethsternposthaters

#donimus  #howardcopiedimus #imus #hideous #bimbo

#bethstern  #whitneycummings #bernard

#whitneyloveshorses  

#bethsInstagramFollowersDontKnowWhoSheIs

The Flip-Flop Man

Poor Howard Stern keeps trashing Super Simon Cowell on his weekly satellite radio show because he's so jealous that Simon is a true media mogul, a record producer and hit maker, and has shows in both the U.S. and the U.K. and is a globally famous superstar. 

Howard never could match the wit and shrewdness of Simon so he just trashes him since getting kicked off of NBC's "America's Got Talent" before he was fired and actually announced he was leaving the show during the 2015 season [Howard's last season] and threatened to not finish the season in true cowardly fashion since the jerk was getting shown the exit door whether or not he decided to quit.

Since Howard was desperate to get on television,  he was no longer the racist or male chauvinist pig on the radio and flip-flopped into being a mainstream dull radio talk show host who panders to the siriusly closeted honchos who love Howard and know he is a queen and has become a bullshit animal lover and a super married man who only visits his ball and chain from about Thursday to Saturday each week where they are both two dolts teaching kittens to climb walls and perch on cat furniture that look like book shelves and couches in your own home. Howard must now love cats or have nothing to stick in photos to get people to look at him. Yes, he is in the Beth vortex and has to fork out some dough to their publicity agent to get their cat gimmick printed somewhere so they won't jump off a cliff from obscurity.





Good luck when you get these wildcats in your own home and they race up the back of your couch looking for their bookshelf perches. Oh you think this is all fun and games, good luck. Kittens learn very quickly, and if you never expose them to this type of behaviour they won't be climbing all over your furniture and countertops unless you enjoy living in a zoo where the animals are climbing the walls of the enclosures then fine, Beth's wildcats are for you. Too many cat toys and furniture teaches kittens to interact with objects and not humans. The big foster phony Beth teaches these cats nothing but bad behaviour.

Howard's angry since Simon didn't have
to be married to prove he was emotionally
stable like Howard was forced to do
before he could appear on a family
oriented television show.

The mystery remains as to how Howard got stuck with Beth, the pudgy Pittsburgh pariah in the first place. As already stated on this blog, supposedly the self-proclaimed Mr. Honesty Howard Stern was already divorced in 1999 with a legal separation happening years prior. He was already separated from his first wife when he bought his Manhattan Man Cave without her knowledge and that's why it was not a part of the divorce settlement but was wholly owned by Howard. Howard's been stuck with the pudgy Bethie ever since and he has been very vocal about the fact that he is angry that Simon Cowell isn't married to his baby momma. Simon the media mogul hooked up with the wife of a friend who got divorced and they now have an adorable son together which Howard has said on his radio show is immoral, you know, stealing some guy's wife, having a kid, then not marrying the woman which has sent Howard into orbit. Like, what business is it of Howard's what Simon does? Oh yes, the King of All Smut and Slander thinks Simon is immoral and that means he shouldn't be on TV but Howard should. 

At least everything Simon Cowell does seems to be public and tabloid fodder when the tabloids avoid Howard since it's hardly news that he has to guzzle some plugola coffee in the morning to calm the shakes and shake loose some of those coins from his man purse everyday by the leeching non-earners in his family.

But, where are all those big vacation photos from Hawaii of Howard with Bethie? Ummmm, Howard admitted publicly on his radio show that he bought up the paparazzi photos, negatives and all, since his daughters were not ready to see him with Beth....pardon me while I sip some tea, uh, what year are we talking about Howard? 1999 or prior, like 1997? Beth only showed one of those photos on her defunct bizarre show "Mom Caves" where she bragged about being the wife of Howard Stern and the show was quickly thrown off of cable TV even though the budget was so low that Beth had to wear her own clothes for the show. Care to date that Hawaii photo Beth? Hmmm, her nose looks very different from her current nose so maybe the photo was taken perhaps in 1997 or 1998.

Well amidst all of Howard's spin, he cannot spin TV ratings and Simon has scored record high ratings in five years, which is when Howard Stern took over as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT).

Howard can't take it. Not only did he tank the ratings for AGT, but what was almost totally unprecedented was that CBS or ABC would beat NBC for the night that AGT aired with Howard Stern on that big CGI screen with the makeup and photographed in the dark with his nose job stuck in his script.

Now all the Sterns have are their annual hilarious photoshoot where Howard pays for an entire issue of some free third-rate magazine like "Social Life" to showcase his aging wife Beth in various forms of photoshopping to make the wide bodied nobody appear to fit into some sort of weird bikinis and other outfits, all recycled garbage sitting on Howard's iPhone.

#simoncowell   #marilynmonroe
#americasgottalent #howardsternisaratingskiller
#bethstern  #bethhateskittens
#beththinksrealityisaninsult
#hawaiihookupsonofabeachauditionatthebar

Saint Simon Surpasses Stingy Stern

Howard Stern's satellite radio listener was appalled this week as he heard that Howard made another huge cash payout of about 0.0 to zero charities or to persons in need of charitable donations while Saint Simon continues to donate his own cash to help victims with catastrophic health issues as documented on this blog and all over the Internet, but also continues to donate his own hard earned cash to help yet again, victims of a catastrophic event.

While Saint Simon was busy being a hero yet again, Howard Stern plugged a hair plug product on his stale satellite radio show:

Howard Stern is in a frizzy tizzy over the thought of his Sirius bosses wanting to revive that burnt out dead satellite Stern is sitting on trying to hatch an idea while the execs want to install some actual bright lights and real cameras to film the daily activities of the Stern stable of stooges because the executives don't know where the budget is going. 

Someone or something aside Robin Quivers is eating through the show's budget and they think that filming the show will help discover why the Stern show is the weakest link at SiriusXM. 

The Sirius honchos will find that Stern's staffers do nothing but fiddle with themselves while leeching off the Stern show budget drinking plugola Dunkin' Donuts coffee while flirting with the bagel delivery boys while Robin Quivers, the Stern show news reader [not a co-host or sidekick as she likes to think of herself], wheels herself around her telecommute pad thinking she is actually getting a pay raise should they actually install live cameras during the actual live taping of the show so Howard's listener can have all access to the studio and the behind the scenes action of Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christie pretending to fuck each other in the hallway while watching Robin conduct an investigation to find out who ate the last of that roast chicken that she wanted for lunch. Oh, everyone wants to see that, right? And pay extra for the privilege right? Wrong. Good luck Howard, selling that feature every live broadcast has now called "360" giving viewers an all access pass to a live broadcast and actually get extra footage of what goes on during a live show and backstage.

On June 19, Andy Cohen scooped the guest list from Sirius and got first shot at the guests appearing at the studio and interviewed my left foot [or is it her right that's fake?] Miss Former Alleged Fetish Mistress to the rich men who made her famous before settling down with that mogul who can't leave Switzerland, Mutt the Slut, [now divorced] the one and only Shania Twain, who was gone and nobody noticed but Andy.

Oh, Howard should be so jealous of Andy scoring this prize this week. The sexually fluid bisexual model and actor Nico Tortorella, the fella with the ummm, skip it. Poor old Howard Stern, all that hair weaving and perming is not getting him first crack at the top guests wandering around that satellite dish. 

#howardstern  #shaniatwain #nicotortorella
#bethstern  #bethostroskysternisaninstahammodel
#robinquivers          #robinweighs360

Freaky Friday

The Hucksters will finally be immortalized
at NSAL with their names on a cat
adoption center. Howard, always wanted
his name in cement aside from on his
tombstone. I wonder if their footprints will
be in cement too at NSAL.

According to Beth Ostrosky Stern's Instagram site, she is finally celebrating the upcoming groundbreaking event at the charity where she works as their tiresome spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

Yes, after years and years and years of collecting public and corporate donations to her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) where Beth intercepts all donations and takes a nice piece of the dough before forwarding it onto NSAL, they will finally start building that bullshit cat adoption center so Beth can slap her foundation's name on it along with her and Howard Stern claiming victory at successfully badgering the public for dough to build that cat adoption center using almost 0.0 of Stern's money aside from a few donations he has made to keep his status with the charity as a sponsor for those Beth Awards each year where NSAL holds a big fundraising dinner to honor their spokesperson and all proceeds from the event go straight into the BFF fund with a portion going to NSAL...all fun and games for the cash poor Stern clan.

In the meantime, what took so long to build this cat adoption center? Well, Howard was buying up real estate aside from funding his hedge hog parties and escaping to L.A. to pursue his big TV career that was stalled after getting shown the gate at NBC after the "America's Got Talent" debacle, now referred to in the industry as the Howard Hindenburg Years [2012-2015]. Howard Stern allegedly paid 52 million dollars in cash for a Florida money pit time share where Howard has only posed in the foyer with Beth staying for a few days in the cat foster room so she could count her vacations to Florida with her side of family feud as animal rescue missions paid by BFF/NSAL since she always stuffs a cat in her luggage whenever she ventures down south to get her Botox bump up appointments in her basement botoxology cosmetic surgery center [the Sterns call it a "spa"].

Hey, it's fallback Friday right? Well, that girl who looks like an alien who is also a NSAL supporter, Camren Bicondova, Beth had her as a guest out to the Hamptons to visit the foster cat room and they both attended the recent Lewyt Humane Awards luncheon. Not sure but Beth may have this girl on the side, you know, a little BFF to play with along with that alleged shemale chaser Whitney Cummings. Beth has known Camren at least since 2014 and they are ET buddies since Beth has that bulbous Martian big head that is common on the red planet with Camren having the eyes too far apart with a pumpkin head.

Oh what about this gem from 2014? Beth is known for taking headless selfies of her husband Howard when he allegedly visits her each weekend in the Hamptons - well, I have said it before that I think it's all staging and a stand-in since Howard lives in the Big Apple to be close to Katie Lee's kitchen and the photo prop boys, the bagel boys, the coffee boys, the chess boys, Felix the Tailor and you name it with Howard since he has soooo many hobbies and needs his underpants color coordinated with his girdles and Ralphie, his long time companion is old now and well, his job is really to just pander after Stern and provide cover stories in case Stern is ever caught in places he doesn't belong and he needs a stand-in double to take his place - you know, all perfectly normal and when he needs a woman escort he uses his eldest daughter. I suppose he will be busy this weekend on Father's Day avoiding Beth and just photoshopping a bunch of fake photos since he is a cat foster dad and Beth is a foster farm fruitcake.

The screenshot below was taken from the Beth Fan Page, July 27, 2014 [The Doubtful Guests]. I guess I don't get the joke with the reversed T-Shirt on Howard with that magazine or newspaper in the correct direction and readable. I think it's a photoshopped mistake. But really, nothing on Beth's Instagram site can be trusted as any reflection of actual events in any order of appearance.

Dame Beth-Man is
always engaged yet
never a bride.

As I have stated a few times before, I don't celebrate Father's Day since my dad disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle in search of Beth's European modeling photos. I know that was a strange place to end up but local authorities told me that all of the searches for Beth's European modeling photos end up in the Bermuda Triangle. He was a very good pilot so he must have met with foul play since it would not have been pilot error. We hope the Martians or whomever will eventually return dad with or without Beth's photos and hope that other people don't take the risk and go searching on their own. In the meantime, I am available for long engagements but cannot get married to anyone until dad can walk me down the aisle. C'est la vie.

#bethostroskystern   #howardstern

#bethstern #camrenbicondova

#nsal   #bff #howardhuckstable
#happyfathersday  #dadisMIA
#bethseuropeanmodelingphotoscurse

Stern Scrambles to Divert Fallon

On Wednesday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, his guest was the host of The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, and Howard babbled on and on about some Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary show from 2015 and about the time when Nicole Kidman appeared on The Tonight Show and talked about how she liked Jimmy and that he was being considered for the movie version of "Bewitched" as Darrin Stephens years ago, blah blah blah. 

The Jimmy Fallon discussion was a rehash of the old stories nobody wanted to hear again but Howard persisted since he's a dullard living in the past with only the excitement of plugola Dunkin' Donuts coffee while meeting with SiriusXM execs on how to revive his dead satellite radio show. Yep, keep relaunching that satellite guys, it's really worth it [hahahahahahahahahaha].

Howard, as usual, only focuses on OLD NEWS. He cannot face the fact he does nothing, has nothing on the horizon and can only snag guests who either have shows on SiriusXM satellite radio or are affiliates like NBC [the network that airs The Tonight Show].

So unless I missed it, Howard Stern failed to mention Jimmy Fallon's show that aired on Tuesday night with his superstar guest, the stellar supermodel and super judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) HEIDI KLUM. Howard couldn't take it and kept jabbering and getting Jimmy off track to make sure he never mentioned the AGT judge Heidi Klum. Howard is still jealous and mad his contract was not renewed for the 2016 season of AGT and the production fled New York and headed back to L.A. with Simon Cowell saving the show from the cancellation schedule since the Stern years debacle almost killed the show for good. Howard was the only judge fired from the current line-up of Howie Mandel, Mel B and Heidi, with Simon kicking Stern to the curb to save his show and taking his place for 2016 and 2017. Howie is expected to exit after this year, but we will have to watch what happens.

Beth looks ready for war with that heavy paint on her mug.
For the prior discussion about Beth sans makeup,
ref: BFP June 13, 2017 "Stingy Sterns Still Collecting Cash".

Funny the self-publicized and self-fantasizer 600,000 million dollar man Howard Stern could never afford a pair like these for Beth or that diamond which makes Beth's stupid engagement ring look like a chip off the old zircon rock from planet cheapskate.

#Jimmyfallonhateshoward

#jimmyfallon   #kimkardashian

#heidiklum   #bethstern  #howardstern
#ClooneysoldhisCabohometobefreeofthesterns