Saint Simon Surpasses Stingy Stern

Howard Stern's satellite radio listener was appalled this week as he heard that Howard made another huge cash payout of about 0.0 to zero charities or to persons in need of charitable donations while Saint Simon continues to donate his own cash to help victims with catastrophic health issues as documented on this blog and all over the Internet, but also continues to donate his own hard earned cash to help yet again, victims of a catastrophic event.

While Saint Simon was busy being a hero yet again, Howard Stern plugged a hair plug product on his stale satellite radio show:

Howard Stern is in a frizzy tizzy over the thought of his Sirius bosses wanting to revive that burnt out dead satellite Stern is sitting on trying to hatch an idea while the execs want to install some actual bright lights and real cameras to film the daily activities of the Stern stable of stooges because the executives don't know where the budget is going. 

Someone or something aside Robin Quivers is eating through the show's budget and they think that filming the show will help discover why the Stern show is the weakest link at SiriusXM. 

The Sirius honchos will find that Stern's staffers do nothing but fiddle with themselves while leeching off the Stern show budget drinking plugola Dunkin' Donuts coffee while flirting with the bagel delivery boys while Robin Quivers, the Stern show news reader [not a co-host or sidekick as she likes to think of herself], wheels herself around her telecommute pad thinking she is actually getting a pay raise should they actually install live cameras during the actual live taping of the show so Howard's listener can have all access to the studio and the behind the scenes action of Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christie pretending to fuck each other in the hallway while watching Robin conduct an investigation to find out who ate the last of that roast chicken that she wanted for lunch. Oh, everyone wants to see that, right? And pay extra for the privilege right? Wrong. Good luck Howard, selling that feature every live broadcast has now called "360" giving viewers an all access pass to a live broadcast and actually get extra footage of what goes on during a live show and backstage.

On June 19, Andy Cohen scooped the guest list from Sirius and got first shot at the guests appearing at the studio and interviewed my left foot [or is it her right that's fake?] Miss Former Alleged Fetish Mistress to the rich men who made her famous before settling down with that mogul who can't leave Switzerland, Mutt the Slut, [now divorced] the one and only Shania Twain, who was gone and nobody noticed but Andy.

Oh, Howard should be so jealous of Andy scoring this prize this week. The sexually fluid bisexual model and actor Nico Tortorella, the fella with the ummm, skip it. Poor old Howard Stern, all that hair weaving and perming is not getting him first crack at the top guests wandering around that satellite dish. 

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