The Flip-Flop Man

Poor Howard Stern keeps trashing Super Simon Cowell on his weekly satellite radio show because he's so jealous that Simon is a true media mogul, a record producer and hit maker, and has shows in both the U.S. and the U.K. and is a globally famous superstar. 

Howard never could match the wit and shrewdness of Simon so he just trashes him since getting kicked off of NBC's "America's Got Talent" before he was fired and actually announced he was leaving the show during the 2015 season [Howard's last season] and threatened to not finish the season in true cowardly fashion since the jerk was getting shown the exit door whether or not he decided to quit.

Since Howard was desperate to get on television,  he was no longer the racist or male chauvinist pig on the radio and flip-flopped into being a mainstream dull radio talk show host who panders to the siriusly closeted honchos who love Howard and know he is a queen and has become a bullshit animal lover and a super married man who only visits his ball and chain from about Thursday to Saturday each week where they are both two dolts teaching kittens to climb walls and perch on cat furniture that look like book shelves and couches in your own home. Howard must now love cats or have nothing to stick in photos to get people to look at him. Yes, he is in the Beth vortex and has to fork out some dough to their publicity agent to get their cat gimmick printed somewhere so they won't jump off a cliff from obscurity.





Good luck when you get these wildcats in your own home and they race up the back of your couch looking for their bookshelf perches. Oh you think this is all fun and games, good luck. Kittens learn very quickly, and if you never expose them to this type of behaviour they won't be climbing all over your furniture and countertops unless you enjoy living in a zoo where the animals are climbing the walls of the enclosures then fine, Beth's wildcats are for you. Too many cat toys and furniture teaches kittens to interact with objects and not humans. The big foster phony Beth teaches these cats nothing but bad behaviour.

Howard's angry since Simon didn't have
to be married to prove he was emotionally
stable like Howard was forced to do
before he could appear on a family
oriented television show.

The mystery remains as to how Howard got stuck with Beth, the pudgy Pittsburgh pariah in the first place. As already stated on this blog, supposedly the self-proclaimed Mr. Honesty Howard Stern was already divorced in 1999 with a legal separation happening years prior. He was already separated from his first wife when he bought his Manhattan Man Cave without her knowledge and that's why it was not a part of the divorce settlement but was wholly owned by Howard. Howard's been stuck with the pudgy Bethie ever since and he has been very vocal about the fact that he is angry that Simon Cowell isn't married to his baby momma. Simon the media mogul hooked up with the wife of a friend who got divorced and they now have an adorable son together which Howard has said on his radio show is immoral, you know, stealing some guy's wife, having a kid, then not marrying the woman which has sent Howard into orbit. Like, what business is it of Howard's what Simon does? Oh yes, the King of All Smut and Slander thinks Simon is immoral and that means he shouldn't be on TV but Howard should. 

At least everything Simon Cowell does seems to be public and tabloid fodder when the tabloids avoid Howard since it's hardly news that he has to guzzle some plugola coffee in the morning to calm the shakes and shake loose some of those coins from his man purse everyday by the leeching non-earners in his family.

But, where are all those big vacation photos from Hawaii of Howard with Bethie? Ummmm, Howard admitted publicly on his radio show that he bought up the paparazzi photos, negatives and all, since his daughters were not ready to see him with Beth....pardon me while I sip some tea, uh, what year are we talking about Howard? 1999 or prior, like 1997? Beth only showed one of those photos on her defunct bizarre show "Mom Caves" where she bragged about being the wife of Howard Stern and the show was quickly thrown off of cable TV even though the budget was so low that Beth had to wear her own clothes for the show. Care to date that Hawaii photo Beth? Hmmm, her nose looks very different from her current nose so maybe the photo was taken perhaps in 1997 or 1998.

Well amidst all of Howard's spin, he cannot spin TV ratings and Simon has scored record high ratings in five years, which is when Howard Stern took over as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT).

Howard can't take it. Not only did he tank the ratings for AGT, but what was almost totally unprecedented was that CBS or ABC would beat NBC for the night that AGT aired with Howard Stern on that big CGI screen with the makeup and photographed in the dark with his nose job stuck in his script.

Now all the Sterns have are their annual hilarious photoshoot where Howard pays for an entire issue of some free third-rate magazine like "Social Life" to showcase his aging wife Beth in various forms of photoshopping to make the wide bodied nobody appear to fit into some sort of weird bikinis and other outfits, all recycled garbage sitting on Howard's iPhone.

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