Freaky Friday

The Hucksters will finally be immortalized
at NSAL with their names on a cat
adoption center. Howard, always wanted
his name in cement aside from on his
tombstone. I wonder if their footprints will
be in cement too at NSAL.

According to Beth Ostrosky Stern's Instagram site, she is finally celebrating the upcoming groundbreaking event at the charity where she works as their tiresome spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

Yes, after years and years and years of collecting public and corporate donations to her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) where Beth intercepts all donations and takes a nice piece of the dough before forwarding it onto NSAL, they will finally start building that bullshit cat adoption center so Beth can slap her foundation's name on it along with her and Howard Stern claiming victory at successfully badgering the public for dough to build that cat adoption center using almost 0.0 of Stern's money aside from a few donations he has made to keep his status with the charity as a sponsor for those Beth Awards each year where NSAL holds a big fundraising dinner to honor their spokesperson and all proceeds from the event go straight into the BFF fund with a portion going to NSAL...all fun and games for the cash poor Stern clan.

In the meantime, what took so long to build this cat adoption center? Well, Howard was buying up real estate aside from funding his hedge hog parties and escaping to L.A. to pursue his big TV career that was stalled after getting shown the gate at NBC after the "America's Got Talent" debacle, now referred to in the industry as the Howard Hindenburg Years [2012-2015]. Howard Stern allegedly paid 52 million dollars in cash for a Florida money pit time share where Howard has only posed in the foyer with Beth staying for a few days in the cat foster room so she could count her vacations to Florida with her side of family feud as animal rescue missions paid by BFF/NSAL since she always stuffs a cat in her luggage whenever she ventures down south to get her Botox bump up appointments in her basement botoxology cosmetic surgery center [the Sterns call it a "spa"].

Hey, it's fallback Friday right? Well, that girl who looks like an alien who is also a NSAL supporter, Camren Bicondova, Beth had her as a guest out to the Hamptons to visit the foster cat room and they both attended the recent Lewyt Humane Awards luncheon. Not sure but Beth may have this girl on the side, you know, a little BFF to play with along with that alleged shemale chaser Whitney Cummings. Beth has known Camren at least since 2014 and they are ET buddies since Beth has that bulbous Martian big head that is common on the red planet with Camren having the eyes too far apart with a pumpkin head.

Oh what about this gem from 2014? Beth is known for taking headless selfies of her husband Howard when he allegedly visits her each weekend in the Hamptons - well, I have said it before that I think it's all staging and a stand-in since Howard lives in the Big Apple to be close to Katie Lee's kitchen and the photo prop boys, the bagel boys, the coffee boys, the chess boys, Felix the Tailor and you name it with Howard since he has soooo many hobbies and needs his underpants color coordinated with his girdles and Ralphie, his long time companion is old now and well, his job is really to just pander after Stern and provide cover stories in case Stern is ever caught in places he doesn't belong and he needs a stand-in double to take his place - you know, all perfectly normal and when he needs a woman escort he uses his eldest daughter. I suppose he will be busy this weekend on Father's Day avoiding Beth and just photoshopping a bunch of fake photos since he is a cat foster dad and Beth is a foster farm fruitcake.

The screenshot below was taken from the Beth Fan Page, July 27, 2014 [The Doubtful Guests]. I guess I don't get the joke with the reversed T-Shirt on Howard with that magazine or newspaper in the correct direction and readable. I think it's a photoshopped mistake. But really, nothing on Beth's Instagram site can be trusted as any reflection of actual events in any order of appearance.

Dame Beth-Man is
always engaged yet
never a bride.

As I have stated a few times before, I don't celebrate Father's Day since my dad disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle in search of Beth's European modeling photos. I know that was a strange place to end up but local authorities told me that all of the searches for Beth's European modeling photos end up in the Bermuda Triangle. He was a very good pilot so he must have met with foul play since it would not have been pilot error. We hope the Martians or whomever will eventually return dad with or without Beth's photos and hope that other people don't take the risk and go searching on their own. In the meantime, I am available for long engagements but cannot get married to anyone until dad can walk me down the aisle. C'est la vie.

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