Beth Loves Tranny Panties

As Beth Fans may already know, the summer is Beth Stern's big butt season in the Hamptons where she tries to butt in on various events so she can get into the editorial pages of the Hamptons magazines and Howard Stern has a hard time getting the rarely vertical selfie monster into any of the tony events where real socialites show up so she is always relegated to prancing around in her own home in the Hamptons in those same tranny panties but now it's a big bottom bathing suit with only a slight difference in the design, that were given to Beth by her alleged shemale chaser friend Whitney Cummings who many are thinking they are a little more than just friends all to the delight of Howard since he gets tired of pretending he and Beth actually have sex, as if anyone thinks an old fart with an Elmer's glue-on wig is sexy along with that aging menopausal pariah he married with a wig that grows overnight.

We've got to suffer through another summer season of the Sterns trying to be relevant but she's so lumpy now from all her past liposuction procedures and she can't take any chunk of time off and disappear to get more work done. She will have to fake another fall and pretend to break her ankle again if she wants anymore plastic surgery time off.

Beth thinks there are #KittenPostHaters so she
 shows off her shaded and airbrushed butt to impress her fan.

Beth got those similar pants from Whitney in 2015 and the same pose because it's easy to heavily shade and shave down those massive thighs and flabby butt Beth is famous for. 

Keep it up honey, we can't wait until your recycled bullshit cover feature Howard sponsors every year for "Social Life" magazine. I am sure it will be another Hamptons laughing stock before it's thrown in the garbage.

Beth is just another awesome supermodel like Bruno since Howard sets up these stupid photo sessions to somehow prove to his new bowling ball weave that he married a model [Howard frequently argues with his new weave and they try and one-up each other]. Big deal, anyone can stick their butt in a photo in their own home and claim it's "modeling".

Here is Beth's butt for all you #bethfanpagehaters....hahahahahaha. I'm so funny. Yes, Beth, cute tattoo of my name on your butt.

Unretouched  photo of Beth by Howard Stern Photography.
Now you know why he spends hours in the photoshop basement
of his Hamptons Hideaway.

Hey, remember the good ol' days when that hilarious Don Imus called Beth a bimbo and it sent Howard and Beth into orbit?

Hey remember how Howard Stern dumped his first wife Alison and skated off to Cannes to promote his loser film "Private Parts" with his on-screen wife Mary McCormack and they ended up dating? Well everyone is all friends now in a scientological sort of way you know and Beth loves Stern's gal pals anyway right? 

Here is almost Bon Jovi's butt for all you #bethsternposthaters

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