Rare and Exclusive

...three words you will never hear in connection with Howard Stern about scoring a rare and exclusive interview with anyone except some soon-to-be-dead whackpacker that probably needs to be in a straitjacket. 

Poor Howard, the big cheese at a loser dinner party at the Seinfeld home on Sunday [ref: BFP May 30, 2017] with Beth Stern having to constantly plug that shit recipe book of Jessica Seinfeld on her Instagram site, a book that is a bunch of recipes compiled from the Internet and changing a few things making everyone sick but hey, she wants to be FAMOUS like all these dullard plain Jane wives of these old farts in the Hamptons, women with no past and Jessica legally changing her name, I mean come on folks. Then we've got Bethie O Stern who goes by Elizabeth or Elizabeth Ann or Beth Ann or Beth O or Butt O, Oh My Barf Bag, and god knows what since no one can track that bitch's history that seems to begin in Pittsburgh and end in New Jersey after snagging a frizzy weaved washed up radio DJ with his ratings plummeting after his divorce from his wife Alison Stern. 

While Howard was pawing a dead fish at the Seinfeld home on Sunday, what happened with getting that exclusive interview with David Letterman? Letterman dissed Stern again and went to Al Franken instead for a rare and exclusive conversation. The only way Howard can get near Letterman lately is to buy a ticket.

In exchange for free fish at the Seinfeld house, Beth is back to plugging that shit cookbook of Jessica Seinfeld. My gosh, how desperate are the Sterns? More desperate than mice in a foster cat room.

Happy Birthday to the beautiful Brooke Shields who managed to completely ignore Howard Stern when she did her limited Sirius satellite talk radio show since she hates Howard. She's allegedly antisemite except for the talented ones like Andy Cohen.

Colin Farrell shares a birthday with Brooke and congrats to Colin on his awesome appearance this year at the Cannes Film Festival and one of his films winning best screenplay. To maintain good general health, view Colin on a daily basis.

#howardstern  #bethstern

#jessicaseinfeld #jerryseinfeldformerscientologist

#colinfarrell   #brookeshieldsisaharridan

SASF Supports Puppy Bowl, Not the Beth Bowl

Southampton Socialite Jean Shafiroff
hosts a Beth-Free Memorial Day 
animal charity event on May 28, 2017.
Beth has not crashed this event
since 2015.

The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF) held their big memorial weekend holiday event on May 28, 2017 sans Big Beth Ostrosky Stern who, along with Howard, crashed a dead fish dinner party at the Seinfeld home where Mrs. Seinfeld is proud to support salmon fishermen while Beth and Howard the self proclaimed "almost vegan" couple gobbled up the free fish eats.

Jessica Seinfeld, and Howard and Beth Stern are from the same fish species called "Pariahs" and have to horn in on charities and bogus businesses to make themselves famous who need a few kids around to prove they don't only play for the home team. 

Jessica hosted her party on May 28 that included her equine buddy Kristina Muse, horse trainer and owner of Beach Acre Farm, and her husband [included in the group shot below], and also pictured is Neil Patrick Harris with his husband, while Howard and Beth Stern hide behind a mountain of clothes to hide their old flabby bodies with Beth hiding her wide body behind Jessica the Witch of East Hampton [in a neighborhood Howard Stern could not afford and settled in Southampton with the over the hill gang of seniors]. 

Thanks Jessica for supporting the needless slaughter of the fishes while your husband funds your stupid books of recipes that suck since they are a little off, aren't they. Howard is not done stalkin' Billy Joel and frequently bangs on Jerry Seinfeld's door since Jerry bought Joel's home and now Jerry can't get rid of Howard and he keeps telling Howard that Billy doesn't live there anymore.

Pretty funny that the socialites of the Hamptons support SASF, an organization that has supplied cats for the famous PUPPY BOWL half time show which is the cable TV show from Animal Planet that airs opposite the Super Bowl and it is always a huge ratings winner with Beth Stern and NSAL being copycats and snatched the idea for the Kitten Bowl for the Hallmark Channel, an annual ratings loser that has always barely scored any ratings above Nat Geo Wild's Fish Bowl which is simply a video loop of fish swimming in a bowl. The Kitten Bowl was created for BETH so she could get her banana head on television where she appears before commercial breaks screeching about something.

The SASF cats at the Puppy Bowl this year seemed happy and well-adjusted in comparison with Beth's feral wild cats that are forced to play with cat toys for hours and hours that is taped for the Kitten Bowl.

Beth's foster cats are always upset or ill and being carted to the vet at all hours of the day and night as Beth has the nerve to show on her Instagram site. The cats are taught zero by Miss Foster Cat Lady Beth who has no clue how to train animals and adjust them to life indoors. Beth not only encourages kitten endangerment by placing a large bulletin board inside the foster cat room where it's easily accessible to the cats, but it will foster declawing of these cats since once these hellions get into your home, they have no clue that a bulletin board is any different than climbing your curtains or screen doors. Beth is a useless cat snatcher that uses these cats for money, nothing else, since anyone coming into contact with the Sterns will be badgered with a hard sell and forced to donate to Beth's useless foundation Bianca's Furry Friends that helps fund Miss Millionaire's cat fostering bullshit.

No wonder Beth was a no-show at the big SASF event on May 28 since she is disappearing anyway from the Hamptons social scene since everyone finally found out having Beth or Howard Stern on your list of guests means nothing except that you got Stuck With The Sterns and were a sucker [like the Seinfelds this year who were tagged]. Wonder if Seinfeld asked Howard about going AWOL during the work week claiming he was sick when it has been rumored his face was frozen from an OD of botox and was drooling like the effects of trying to talk with Novocaine in your mouth. At least he was camera ready at the Seinfeld house since he thinks he needs to be camera ready for some reason while the doofus can barely hang onto his satellite radio show where he's got a guest list featuring current dead celebs he's interviewed as his only way to grab a few meager headlines.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT BETH. While you were at an old fart married losers dinner party on Sunday, Heidi Klum was out promoting her new nude book all about HER by the famous photographer Rankin. The book features photos of Heidi by Rankin taken over the past ten years.

Photo of Heidi Klum from Pagesix.com

WOW, Heidi's big nude book is out just in time for the premiere tonight of NBC's America's Got Talent with Howard Stern desperate for another shot on TV at his age of ignored pariah. Heidi's book is available for $134 and Howard allegedly bought one and is photoshopping Beth's head onto some of the photos and will release them this summer as her big Hamptons summer photoshoot series that she usually posts on her loser Instagram site. Oh right, we can't wait for yet another horrid cover feature on that stupid free magazine "Social Life" where Stern just photoshops a bunch of old photos he took of Beth and passes them off as current, like it matters.

Can you believe Heidi is only one year younger than Beth? 

I know, no one does.

#howardandbethcrashaloserdinnerpartyofdeadfish
#heidiklum #bethostroskystern  #howardstern
#americasgottalent

Schwenk It To Me

It's Hilary Swank [family surname Schwenk according to Wikipedia] that gets the coveted Memorial Day issue of Hamptons magazine and not Beth Ostrosky Stern for the start of yet another big summer season in the Hamptons with the wife of Howard Stern disappearing from the social scene and who has not had a cover feature of Hamptons magazine since 2011. She has appeared in the editorial pages under the category "uninvited buttinsky horning in at Hamptons parties".

Swank the alleged Scientologist who had to distance herself
from the group to win Oscars and went allegedly bankrupt doing it
is plugging her new clothing line that seems to target
 the lady boys with implants with Hilary spending
way too much time with her gal pals. The interview
is by her gooooood friend Mariska Hargitay whose
mom is the famous Jayne Mansfield who reportedly
joined the Church of Satan before almost being
decapitated in a horrible car accident so we've
been stuck with her ugly daughter ever since.

Hilary had allegedly lost her money trying to quietly extricate herself from the scientologists and accepted a hefty payment to attend the birthday party of the Chechen Leader in 2011 and was forced by her agent to give the money away to charity if the bucked toothed fug face ever expected to work again vertically. But she's still having a tough time of it. Maybe her agent can Stick Her With Stern and she can give an overly long boring interview on his satellite radio show about how famous she is and maybe help Beth get another cover of Hamptons Magazine.

Oh don't forget, a few desperate housewives can still order up a few feral cats from Beth Stern who does ZERO when claiming to foster cats. The cats are all kept in large CAGES in her foster room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons or locked in a bathroom and all she does is snap a few photos when the animals have just been spayed or neutered and can barely move, or photographs them eating or grabs them when they are asleep. At the Manhattan facility they are normally seen wandering around her closet before the help has to put the cat(s) back in the bathroom. Be aware that no one picks the cats they want to adopt, Beth does, and she does a big drive-by at your home and dumps them and runs and then you are left with a crazy feral that destroys your home since Beth's cats were kept in those large cages and were never taught how to behave inside a house and run around nuts. 

If they do escape the foster room, then it's a frenzy of activity trying to retrieve the cat with one ending up on a window ledge which was documented by Beth herself on her Instagram site. Beth knows zero about animals and thinks this is all normal, as she keeps her own personal cats in a locked room on the second floor of Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and you see them photographed all together hovering around the kitchen area waiting to be fed. That's the only way she can get the cats to congregate together or they would scatter like cats and Beth would never see them again and it's a whole big deal to try and round them up and put them away in their room. They are starving and waiting to be fed, so Beth takes a bunch of photos to look like they are her pets when they have no clue who she is. Same with Howard who might have a cat placed by him to pet since the cat is WAITING TO BE FED and that's why it's hovering around. Otherwise, the cats would disappear and never be found inside the big prison facility in the Hamptons.

On the May 24, 2017 episode of The Real Housewives of New York,

they showed Carole Radziwill's tony apartment

just as one of the cats she got from 

BETH STERN ran right up her expensive curtains. 

Thanks, Beth.

Right Carole, you don't like bad smells in your apt,
then how about torn curtains??

So, is Howard running and hiding next week

taking a big vacation from Simon Cowell's huge

premiere of Season 12 of America's Got Talent??

Oh yeah.

#caroleradziwillgotstuckwithbethsferals
#bethgetsherwildcatsreturnedtoNSALallthetimeandhidesit
#bethostroskystern
#howardstern
#howardsternpretendstolivewithbeth
#BravoTVsettoremakeTORNCURTAINwithBethsfostercats
#heidiklum

To Sir With Love

The globe is immobilized today with the news of the passing of Sir Roger Moore, the gorgeous artist and model who sought the London stage and then Hollywood called where he became the famous cousin of the Maverick brothers, Beau Maverick. He did some film work and eventually headed back home to England to create one of the most memorable characters secondary only to Bond, which was The Saint. Yes, it was Roger who owned the rights to The Saint and brought many of those wonderful stories by Leslie Charteris to television and also had new stories created before he could take over the role as James Bond, a role he was meant to play what with his flawless good looks, sharp wit, intelligence and incredible personality.

It looks like the Funeral Buttinsky's Howard and Beth Stern are foiled again since the funeral for Sir Roger will take place in Monaco and we know Howard is super cheap anyway and would never travel outside of his product placement sphere of trolling around New York or hunting down a drunk to have dinner with in Florida after allegedly placing underground bombs outside the Mar-a-Lago resort to create a sinkhole as payback for the recent Trump snubs.

JAY LENO'S GARAGE hit it out of the park as usual with a super segment on the car actually owned and driven by Roger Moore in The Saint, and Jay got to try it out on the open road. Jay is always ahead of the curve with his awesome show and he leaves Howard Stern in the dust as usual. Howard just critiques everyone else's projects without creating anything on his own since he is a talentless dickless wonder with a rarely vertical wife whose contract was finally bought by Stern and thus freeing any O Family member from fraud prison.

Sir Roger was also a super supporter of animals and publicly spoke out against hunting practices and using wild animals in circuses, to even calling out the Royals for their use of genuine bearskins for the royal guardsmen. All that Beth and Howard Stern do is randomly claim they are "almost vegan" while chowing down on the latest radiated catch from the ocean and party with the alligator Hermes bag stuffed with Beth's latest score of free shit jewelry from some grifting designer hoping to make a buck off the Sterns. Well, Beth only rolls around in a kitten cage so I have no idea who will see that stuff she plugs all the time in her Instagram photos.

Oh yes, you can find Roger's modeling photos unlike Beth O who
still has no courage to release any photos from her alleged big modeling
career in Europe to prove she modeled anywhere outside of New Jersey
for fugly catalogs of cheap lingerie for the Peg Bundy crowd.

I would assume there would be a big tribute to Sir Roger in Cannes since the film festival is going on as we read and write since he contributed so much to the film industry and now goes into the annals of fame with the rest of the greats which included devoting many years to working with UNICEF.

Gorgeous Claudia Cardinale is the iconic poster
girl for the Cannes Film Festival this year.

Don't miss a few of the other gems in Roger's career, the movie "The Man Who Haunted Himself" and the rare one season of television's "The Persuaders" since he was moving on to Bond.

Roger Moore wrote some awesome books, his diary on filming his first Bond movie "Live and Let Die", his memoir, "My Word is My Bond" and of course "Bond on Bond". 

Unfortunately, the gorgeous Dame Beth-Man never had a chance to meet her Knight but worshipped him from afar like all his millions of fans from around the globe. I recommend reading his books this summer as you lounge around your beachfront home and think about days gone by, when men on film where handsome and they always drove a super sports car since that is the most important thing in life, aside from a model companion. But a Dame can dream, right?

#sirrogermoore
#goodbyetotherealjamesbond
#howardsternisaproductplacementforlosers
#bethostroskystern
#howardstern

Bounty Hunter

Word on the street is that there is a bounty on Howard Stern's frizzy weaved perm because the guy's been bumping into walls and can't keep his stories straight and can barely show up as scheduled to read all of his product placement ads while slowly killing his listener with boredom on his talk radio channels with Howard 100 and 101 providing nonstop boredom until that listener can't take it anymore and may literally drop dead from boredom and then where would Howard be? Gosh, he would have to bump up those product placement ads since his channels would be funding nothing for SiriusXM if that one subscriber would suddenly die and can't pay that monthly sub anymore. DBM heard gossip that the late songwriter/singer Chris Cornell was listening to the Stern satellite radio show replay and took out a rope and hung himself because his family had said he had been distraught recently about whether Howard Stern is truly a Dunkin' Donuts coffee guy or if he will switch back to Starbucks coffee unexpectedly. 

Poor Howard's stuck on that radio dial since he's got a contract and he needs an old fart doctor's note if he wants any more unscheduled days off as he fights for support from Sirius who just has to mandate another guy with the company pay a visit to the struggling Stern radio show. Allegedly Jamie Foxx is tagged to appear who is a low ranking science club member since Howard's having a hard time getting any guests into his stale radio show and Sirius is going to Stick 'Em With Stern. Foxx is hosting a new game show on Fox TV and Howard is desperate to get a gig like that but he's an aged unlikable moron with the personality of a drunk old fart at the senile group home.

The famous Funeral Buttinsky's Howard and Beth Stern have been on buttinsky standby and had hoped to crash the Brad Grey funeral and now the Cornell funeral but both are private affairs. They count funerals as gigs and plug them into their resumes when hounding other people to fund their TV project ideas. 

On Monday's stale satellite radio show we got Episode 5 of the new bit on the radio show called "Howard's Boob" [ref: BFP April 3, 2017, "Season 1, Episode 3: "Howard's Boob" and May 4, 2017, "Keeping Up With the Sterns"].

Howard hopes his show will be picked up by Andy Cohen as part of his Real Housewives franchise with Howard trying to sell his idea for Beth as "The Real Housewife of Instagram". Howard tries to claim he is just talking about his life with Beth yet each episode always contains a plug for Beth and/or her charity since he wants his listener to believe that unmarketable nobody he married is all into being a big charity worker when she's just desperate to get some airtime any way she can and is an unemployable pariah. There seems to be nothing on the horizon for the selfie monster except her annual shilling for a bogus animal charity that has the nerve to come up with a Hero Dog Awards show to pretend they do anything for humans or animals, the American Humane Association (AHA), that sits back and watches animals being abused on TV and movie sets with many ending up dead and discarded with the AHA reps doing zero, a fact that is found in various reports available on the Internet. Oh, Beth doesn't care, the AHA gets her face on TV since that is what she wants and nothing else.

Here's the updated episode list of "Howard's Boob" for Season 1 which began January 2017:

Episode 1, "Beth Shouts Suri"
Air date: January 18, 2017

Episode 2, "Beth Bumbles Buttons"
Air date: January 24, 2017

Episode 3, "Beth Banishes Laughter"
Air date: April 3, 2017

Episode 4, "Beth Don't Play That"
Air date: May 3, 2017

New Episode 5, "Beth Touts Texting Silence"
Air date: May 22, 2017

Episode 5 was merely to plug Beth that she is on a super important mission at a veterinarian's office since we know she has her own cats [kept locked in a room on the second floor of her Hamptons hellhole and only let out for meals and photo ops] and a foster room of cats in cages funded by her foundation and the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). When Beth tires of the foster cat photo props, she stages a big dumping session and uploads the photos on her stale Instagram site. 

So Howard related that they were taking a walk sometime and Beth was texting while Howard was singing a Soundgarden song and Beth got miffed. Gary was tasked with trying to get Beth on the phone again to talk about it [zzzzzzzzzzzzz; this is so dull I can hardly type about it] but Princess was busy at the vet's office. I know, boring, but they don't live together so they've got to come up with some sort of friction since constant banter about how in love they are will turn people off. It gives his poor inebriated fan hope that Howard will lose Beth O and be divorced and dejected once again but Stern can't afford to play that role again. So don't hold your breath. Howard is writing this shit himself and it shows and he wonders why he keeps getting kicked off TV and has dozens of unaired pilot TV shows.

Gosh, who's this showing her famous gams? Oh, just Heidi Klum walking the runway for Fashion for Relief during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2017 in Cannes, France. This year's fashion show raised funds for "Save the Children" charitable organization to help victims of the Syrian conflict.

Fashion for Relief was launched by supermodel Naomi Campbell to
help victims of natural disasters around the globe.
We hear that Beth is an unnatural disaster and her
Hamptons neighbors are seeking aid from the organization.

Don't miss Jamey Jasta from Hatebreed and his awesome interview with the great Rob Zombie. Oh yeah, the independent podcasts are hitting it out of the park with their interviews that are solid, interesting, detailed, with the guest revealing stuff they never talked about before. Get off a satellite and head over to the Jasta Podcast with the top people who never or rarely do interviews but they do it for Jasta.

Episode 249 - Rob Zombie

#heidiklum #naomicampbell
#bethostroskysterndoesnothingallday
#bountyhunter    #fashonforrelief
#robzombie

High Society

The Society is a modeling agency that signs the off beat crowd and women of dubious genders with their biggest clients being Andreja and Kendall. 

Kendall Jenner has that plain Jane face and bland deadville expression with that major nose job but her mom is Kris Kardashian Jenner and she's got to market those daughters before their shelf life expires and they have to find a rich dope to marry them and get some free publicity by having a few kids as they continue with their pseudo fame. 

We know Howard Stern has always opined that his giant nobody wife Beth Ostrosky was a globally famous model and Beth has signed with a bunch agencies in New York according to her own scripted bio, but it's been a long time scripted fake story that Howard was going to therapy across from some modeling agency and saw the [stubby legged] Beth O and fell in love and dumped the ol' ex-wife in no time. Well, we've got other stories about that, but Beth's comp card finally showed up [as already posted several months ago on the footer of this blog] and none of those photos are from any actual modeling jobs. Normally, the famous and in-demand models use photos from magazines like Vogue or Elle, but Beth has nothing. She never modeled anywhere that anyone can find outside of some fugly polyester lingerie company out of New Jersey. 

We see where Caitlyn gets her dates for all her big events. Any other transgender models on that society list Caitie OLD girl?

Beth Fans probably remember that back in 2013, one of Beth's girlfriends sent her an old newspaper ad where they modeled ugly lingerie and Beth is in a full size wide bodied nightie or whatever that is with a big baggy matching robe over it, and both gals ended up in the Hamptons since most of the old farts in the Hamptons are still in the closet and need young wives so investors in their big businesses will think they are emotionally stable. But the girls are always plain looking at best and in Beth's case, her photos are photoshopped to bring down that nose and the masculine features to something that looks feminine in those lingerie ads.

Boscov? Is that like a subsidiary of Bosco?

Hey, I don't care about tons of fakery. I love wigs, makeup, nail polish but hey, I'm a Dame, but it's when some commoner claims to not use any of it or just minimally when the opposite is obvious. Just where did Beth get all that tons of hair from? Oh, the local stylist store. Will Beth [or Howard Stern] ever admit to a giant hair system? Ummm, no.

What happened to all of Beth's Rich Rocks? Out of business much? Beth used to be a walking product placement ad for this cheap shit and then had a hard time plugging it because she isn't famous for anything and never goes anywhere and has no job in film or on TV except for inserting herself in random overly long video loops of cats that is aired on the Hallmark Channel every 6 mths. So Beth has to parade to basketball games in New York or be seen at charity events wearing that junk jewelry or she wouldn't get any free stuff.

Howard Stern paid for full page ads so his nobody wife could plug her RichRocks [RichRocksNYC].

Yes, today is the birth date of the timeless beauty Cher!!

Congrats to Cher on her Billboard Music Icon Award! See everyone at the show. I will be the icon in the crown wearing her medal.

#richrocksnyc #bethhasrocksinherhead #boscov_ad #bosco
#howardsternisarichpetrock #boscov #trainer #christina
#howardstern    #bethostroskystern