Schwenk It To Me

It's Hilary Swank [family surname Schwenk according to Wikipedia] that gets the coveted Memorial Day issue of Hamptons magazine and not Beth Ostrosky Stern for the start of yet another big summer season in the Hamptons with the wife of Howard Stern disappearing from the social scene and who has not had a cover feature of Hamptons magazine since 2011. She has appeared in the editorial pages under the category "uninvited buttinsky horning in at Hamptons parties".

Swank the alleged Scientologist who had to distance herself
from the group to win Oscars and went allegedly bankrupt doing it
is plugging her new clothing line that seems to target
 the lady boys with implants with Hilary spending
way too much time with her gal pals. The interview
is by her gooooood friend Mariska Hargitay whose
mom is the famous Jayne Mansfield who reportedly
joined the Church of Satan before almost being
decapitated in a horrible car accident so we've
been stuck with her ugly daughter ever since.

Hilary had allegedly lost her money trying to quietly extricate herself from the scientologists and accepted a hefty payment to attend the birthday party of the Chechen Leader in 2011 and was forced by her agent to give the money away to charity if the bucked toothed fug face ever expected to work again vertically. But she's still having a tough time of it. Maybe her agent can Stick Her With Stern and she can give an overly long boring interview on his satellite radio show about how famous she is and maybe help Beth get another cover of Hamptons Magazine.

Oh don't forget, a few desperate housewives can still order up a few feral cats from Beth Stern who does ZERO when claiming to foster cats. The cats are all kept in large CAGES in her foster room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons or locked in a bathroom and all she does is snap a few photos when the animals have just been spayed or neutered and can barely move, or photographs them eating or grabs them when they are asleep. At the Manhattan facility they are normally seen wandering around her closet before the help has to put the cat(s) back in the bathroom. Be aware that no one picks the cats they want to adopt, Beth does, and she does a big drive-by at your home and dumps them and runs and then you are left with a crazy feral that destroys your home since Beth's cats were kept in those large cages and were never taught how to behave inside a house and run around nuts. 

If they do escape the foster room, then it's a frenzy of activity trying to retrieve the cat with one ending up on a window ledge which was documented by Beth herself on her Instagram site. Beth knows zero about animals and thinks this is all normal, as she keeps her own personal cats in a locked room on the second floor of Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and you see them photographed all together hovering around the kitchen area waiting to be fed. That's the only way she can get the cats to congregate together or they would scatter like cats and Beth would never see them again and it's a whole big deal to try and round them up and put them away in their room. They are starving and waiting to be fed, so Beth takes a bunch of photos to look like they are her pets when they have no clue who she is. Same with Howard who might have a cat placed by him to pet since the cat is WAITING TO BE FED and that's why it's hovering around. Otherwise, the cats would disappear and never be found inside the big prison facility in the Hamptons.

On the May 24, 2017 episode of The Real Housewives of New York,

they showed Carole Radziwill's tony apartment

just as one of the cats she got from 

BETH STERN ran right up her expensive curtains. 

Thanks, Beth.

Right Carole, you don't like bad smells in your apt,
then how about torn curtains??

So, is Howard running and hiding next week

taking a big vacation from Simon Cowell's huge

premiere of Season 12 of America's Got Talent??

Oh yeah.

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