SASF Supports Puppy Bowl, Not the Beth Bowl

Southampton Socialite Jean Shafiroff
hosts a Beth-Free Memorial Day 
animal charity event on May 28, 2017.
Beth has not crashed this event
since 2015.

The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF) held their big memorial weekend holiday event on May 28, 2017 sans Big Beth Ostrosky Stern who, along with Howard, crashed a dead fish dinner party at the Seinfeld home where Mrs. Seinfeld is proud to support salmon fishermen while Beth and Howard the self proclaimed "almost vegan" couple gobbled up the free fish eats.

Jessica Seinfeld, and Howard and Beth Stern are from the same fish species called "Pariahs" and have to horn in on charities and bogus businesses to make themselves famous who need a few kids around to prove they don't only play for the home team. 

Jessica hosted her party on May 28 that included her equine buddy Kristina Muse, horse trainer and owner of Beach Acre Farm, and her husband [included in the group shot below], and also pictured is Neil Patrick Harris with his husband, while Howard and Beth Stern hide behind a mountain of clothes to hide their old flabby bodies with Beth hiding her wide body behind Jessica the Witch of East Hampton [in a neighborhood Howard Stern could not afford and settled in Southampton with the over the hill gang of seniors]. 

Thanks Jessica for supporting the needless slaughter of the fishes while your husband funds your stupid books of recipes that suck since they are a little off, aren't they. Howard is not done stalkin' Billy Joel and frequently bangs on Jerry Seinfeld's door since Jerry bought Joel's home and now Jerry can't get rid of Howard and he keeps telling Howard that Billy doesn't live there anymore.

Pretty funny that the socialites of the Hamptons support SASF, an organization that has supplied cats for the famous PUPPY BOWL half time show which is the cable TV show from Animal Planet that airs opposite the Super Bowl and it is always a huge ratings winner with Beth Stern and NSAL being copycats and snatched the idea for the Kitten Bowl for the Hallmark Channel, an annual ratings loser that has always barely scored any ratings above Nat Geo Wild's Fish Bowl which is simply a video loop of fish swimming in a bowl. The Kitten Bowl was created for BETH so she could get her banana head on television where she appears before commercial breaks screeching about something.

The SASF cats at the Puppy Bowl this year seemed happy and well-adjusted in comparison with Beth's feral wild cats that are forced to play with cat toys for hours and hours that is taped for the Kitten Bowl.

Beth's foster cats are always upset or ill and being carted to the vet at all hours of the day and night as Beth has the nerve to show on her Instagram site. The cats are taught zero by Miss Foster Cat Lady Beth who has no clue how to train animals and adjust them to life indoors. Beth not only encourages kitten endangerment by placing a large bulletin board inside the foster cat room where it's easily accessible to the cats, but it will foster declawing of these cats since once these hellions get into your home, they have no clue that a bulletin board is any different than climbing your curtains or screen doors. Beth is a useless cat snatcher that uses these cats for money, nothing else, since anyone coming into contact with the Sterns will be badgered with a hard sell and forced to donate to Beth's useless foundation Bianca's Furry Friends that helps fund Miss Millionaire's cat fostering bullshit.

No wonder Beth was a no-show at the big SASF event on May 28 since she is disappearing anyway from the Hamptons social scene since everyone finally found out having Beth or Howard Stern on your list of guests means nothing except that you got Stuck With The Sterns and were a sucker [like the Seinfelds this year who were tagged]. Wonder if Seinfeld asked Howard about going AWOL during the work week claiming he was sick when it has been rumored his face was frozen from an OD of botox and was drooling like the effects of trying to talk with Novocaine in your mouth. At least he was camera ready at the Seinfeld house since he thinks he needs to be camera ready for some reason while the doofus can barely hang onto his satellite radio show where he's got a guest list featuring current dead celebs he's interviewed as his only way to grab a few meager headlines.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT BETH. While you were at an old fart married losers dinner party on Sunday, Heidi Klum was out promoting her new nude book all about HER by the famous photographer Rankin. The book features photos of Heidi by Rankin taken over the past ten years.

Photo of Heidi Klum from Pagesix.com

WOW, Heidi's big nude book is out just in time for the premiere tonight of NBC's America's Got Talent with Howard Stern desperate for another shot on TV at his age of ignored pariah. Heidi's book is available for $134 and Howard allegedly bought one and is photoshopping Beth's head onto some of the photos and will release them this summer as her big Hamptons summer photoshoot series that she usually posts on her loser Instagram site. Oh right, we can't wait for yet another horrid cover feature on that stupid free magazine "Social Life" where Stern just photoshops a bunch of old photos he took of Beth and passes them off as current, like it matters.

Can you believe Heidi is only one year younger than Beth? 

I know, no one does.

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