To Sir With Love

The globe is immobilized today with the news of the passing of Sir Roger Moore, the gorgeous artist and model who sought the London stage and then Hollywood called where he became the famous cousin of the Maverick brothers, Beau Maverick. He did some film work and eventually headed back home to England to create one of the most memorable characters secondary only to Bond, which was The Saint. Yes, it was Roger who owned the rights to The Saint and brought many of those wonderful stories by Leslie Charteris to television and also had new stories created before he could take over the role as James Bond, a role he was meant to play what with his flawless good looks, sharp wit, intelligence and incredible personality.

It looks like the Funeral Buttinsky's Howard and Beth Stern are foiled again since the funeral for Sir Roger will take place in Monaco and we know Howard is super cheap anyway and would never travel outside of his product placement sphere of trolling around New York or hunting down a drunk to have dinner with in Florida after allegedly placing underground bombs outside the Mar-a-Lago resort to create a sinkhole as payback for the recent Trump snubs.

JAY LENO'S GARAGE hit it out of the park as usual with a super segment on the car actually owned and driven by Roger Moore in The Saint, and Jay got to try it out on the open road. Jay is always ahead of the curve with his awesome show and he leaves Howard Stern in the dust as usual. Howard just critiques everyone else's projects without creating anything on his own since he is a talentless dickless wonder with a rarely vertical wife whose contract was finally bought by Stern and thus freeing any O Family member from fraud prison.

Sir Roger was also a super supporter of animals and publicly spoke out against hunting practices and using wild animals in circuses, to even calling out the Royals for their use of genuine bearskins for the royal guardsmen. All that Beth and Howard Stern do is randomly claim they are "almost vegan" while chowing down on the latest radiated catch from the ocean and party with the alligator Hermes bag stuffed with Beth's latest score of free shit jewelry from some grifting designer hoping to make a buck off the Sterns. Well, Beth only rolls around in a kitten cage so I have no idea who will see that stuff she plugs all the time in her Instagram photos.

Oh yes, you can find Roger's modeling photos unlike Beth O who
still has no courage to release any photos from her alleged big modeling
career in Europe to prove she modeled anywhere outside of New Jersey
for fugly catalogs of cheap lingerie for the Peg Bundy crowd.

I would assume there would be a big tribute to Sir Roger in Cannes since the film festival is going on as we read and write since he contributed so much to the film industry and now goes into the annals of fame with the rest of the greats which included devoting many years to working with UNICEF.

Gorgeous Claudia Cardinale is the iconic poster
girl for the Cannes Film Festival this year.

Don't miss a few of the other gems in Roger's career, the movie "The Man Who Haunted Himself" and the rare one season of television's "The Persuaders" since he was moving on to Bond.

Roger Moore wrote some awesome books, his diary on filming his first Bond movie "Live and Let Die", his memoir, "My Word is My Bond" and of course "Bond on Bond". 

Unfortunately, the gorgeous Dame Beth-Man never had a chance to meet her Knight but worshipped him from afar like all his millions of fans from around the globe. I recommend reading his books this summer as you lounge around your beachfront home and think about days gone by, when men on film where handsome and they always drove a super sports car since that is the most important thing in life, aside from a model companion. But a Dame can dream, right?

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