...three words you will never hear in connection with Howard Stern about scoring a rare and exclusive interview with anyone except some soon-to-be-dead whackpacker that probably needs to be in a straitjacket.
Poor Howard, the big cheese at a loser dinner party at the Seinfeld home on Sunday [ref: BFP May 30, 2017] with Beth Stern having to constantly plug that shit recipe book of Jessica Seinfeld on her Instagram site, a book that is a bunch of recipes compiled from the Internet and changing a few things making everyone sick but hey, she wants to be FAMOUS like all these dullard plain Jane wives of these old farts in the Hamptons, women with no past and Jessica legally changing her name, I mean come on folks. Then we've got Bethie O Stern who goes by Elizabeth or Elizabeth Ann or Beth Ann or Beth O or Butt O, Oh My Barf Bag, and god knows what since no one can track that bitch's history that seems to begin in Pittsburgh and end in New Jersey after snagging a frizzy weaved washed up radio DJ with his ratings plummeting after his divorce from his wife Alison Stern.
While Howard was pawing a dead fish at the Seinfeld home on Sunday, what happened with getting that exclusive interview with David Letterman? Letterman dissed Stern again and went to Al Franken instead for a rare and exclusive conversation. The only way Howard can get near Letterman lately is to buy a ticket.
In exchange for free fish at the Seinfeld house, Beth is back to plugging that shit cookbook of Jessica Seinfeld. My gosh, how desperate are the Sterns? More desperate than mice in a foster cat room.
Happy Birthday to the beautiful Brooke Shields who managed to completely ignore Howard Stern when she did her limited Sirius satellite talk radio show since she hates Howard. She's allegedly antisemite except for the talented ones like Andy Cohen.
Colin Farrell shares a birthday with Brooke and congrats to Colin on his awesome appearance this year at the Cannes Film Festival and one of his films winning best screenplay. To maintain good general health, view Colin on a daily basis.
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