Stale Satellite Shtick

Last year on March 8 when Howard Stern was on the air on his stale Sirius satellite radio show, he revealed that he was using a walking stick, when in 2018 he called it a hiking stick, and who knows what he'll call it this year! 

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/03/hike-it-up.html

We have to wait and watch what happens on that front as the feeble old fart is getting even more feeble as we write and last March he began promoting his book of stale satellite radio interviews with a bizarre chapter on meeting his current wife Beth who he can't stop marrying as if anyone cares two aged idiots who can't afford children keep getting married. But then, they've got nothing else to do for publicity. They have no projects and do nothing except badger the Sirius bosses to get Howard back on TV and get Beth a gig doing something other than stuffing deformed cats in cages claiming it's charity work. They are working on getting Sirius to fund another fundraiser for Beth's foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, at The Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons this summer but that's always a battle. Beth's had a fundraiser there for two years and counting calories while she skates off with cases of beer following her "charity" gigs and The Talkhouse blames the bus boys.

Beth's had three weddings so far as noted on the sidebar of this blog. Her first wedding vow exchange was at her Hamptons sinkhole, the second was at a tourist trap in Manhattan called Le Cirque that keeps going bankrupt, the third one was on the Ellen DeGeneres show and now Beth announced on her IG show there will be fourth wedding vow ceremony.

Yeah, Beth fans already knew the Sterns would take this wedding renewal vow thing on the road:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/10/hollywood-hubbub.html

Beth was a famous frizzy perm model.

Who will be your sponsor, Howard, for your stale fourth wedding with that Pittsburgh frizzy perm model you married? Will your pigeon sister Ellen Stern Dunn take all the photos? Well, she is good at photographing dogs for the North Shore Animal League. Point and shoot is all this Stern family can do including that eldest kid of Howard's Emily Bianca Jennifer Jade Helen Rose Joan Baez Stern [wait, is that his daughter's name or their dead dog's name?]. Where will these new wedding pictures be printed? Any takers? Everyone remembers the embarrassingly low bids Howard got for his second wedding to Beth at that Manhattan saloon where everyone got free radiated sushi and an open bar while Beth had to be poured into her limo still dressed in her wedding dress when the protocol is you change into a traveling outfit but Beth was only traveling to her apartment and her bathtub gin.

Beth released this big news about her wedding vow renewal ceremony on March 4, the same day of the big kick-off of the taping of NBC's "America's Got Talent". Yeah, she's that jealous of Heidi Klum being re-hired as a judge on the hit show while Howard Stern is still snubbed by the King of All TV Shows Simon Cowell.

Beth's first weddings were dog themed involving their
now-deceased bulldog Bianca with a bulldog wedding cake.
Howard now has the brilliant idea of doing a cat-themed wedding to
squeeze more publicity out of their stale marriage.

Howard was recently reportedly seen crying in his cheerios over the major news that Simon Cowell and his adorable son Eric are teaming up for a series of SEVEN children's books about magical and unusual creatures called "Wishfits". The first of the seven books are launching this spring and Howard is fit to be tied with his former fit model Beth O who can't get arrested let alone get more book deals without Howard coming up with more alleged extortion plots to coerce someone to publish the garbage that comes out of the Sterns' stale eggs' nest that produce nothing but dross.

March 4, the dishy Dames of NBC's "America's Got Talent" hit the red carpet to kick-off the summer taping of that hit show after suffering a setback during the Howard Hindenburg years. Howard keeps working behind the scenes to get Simon fired off his own show that he is part creator, producer and owner and Howard owns nothing but a Hamptons house that's sinking in the quicksand quicker than his career of doing nothing but sitting on that telephone badgering producers to get him back on TV. The only way Stern is getting back on TV is if he sits on one in a store window.

Beth and Howard are jelly of these AGT judges and thought
Beth's big wedding vow renewal ceremony news would push
these two off the front page headlines but it backfired.

Rob Zombie's "3 From Hell" smashed all records for the Shudder streaming service for a movie that did not debut for Halloween in October. I guess the hits just keep coming for the famous rock star, singer, producer, writer, author, director, showman, stage performer, artistic entrepreneur, playwright, screenwriter, production engineer, lyricist, composer, and scene stealer.

What happened to Bi Bi Bethie? She sure loves the gals and seemed to have dumped Dana when Dana's ex-boyfriend got committed to a loony bin and Howard wasted no time getting the wasted comic kicked off his stale satellite radio show.

Blind Bella Gossip Item

What Hamptons Harridan is barking up the wrong tree trying to force a foodie friend into getting her a job on her network or she's going to spill the beans about a bogus baby bagel baking in her empty oven?

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