Clinton Coattails

After everybody in the world has interviewed Hillary Clinton, she finally agreed to be interviewed by Howard Stern, the King of All Stale Interview Shows, and Howard has been getting press mileage out of it ever since. 

Yet, Hillary was biding her time since she did not want to be a part of Howard's book of stale Sirius satellite radio show interviews except as a blank page where Howard pontificates about how great that interview would have been and he claims she would have won the Presidency if she had consented to do his [embarrassingly low rent] interview show. Ha ha ha, when President Trump has dumped the Sterns since he got into the top office and as blogged about, insiders are saying that was the sole reason Trump wanted the POTUS job was to finally be free from the Sterns.

Now Howard is getting more press out of his Hillary interview by having his buddies from the Politico website allege that Hillary now wants to do a "podcast" like Stern has and in the same style, with a cast of characters and a sidekick, and not only interview famous people but a bunch of nobodies too. This famous blogger has blogged about that Politico tabloid that plugs Beth and Howard Stern, reference the Beth Fan Page, March 5, 2017.

Other news sites have picked up on the Hillary podcast story and that it will air on iHeart radio, which coincidentally [not] Monster Malone is trying to stage a coup and buy it up and form a merger with them and SiriusXM. Oh yeah, it was Sirius that got Stern the Hillary interview and no one else and now she might be working for Sirius via the acquisition that is yet to happen with iHeart Radio. Hillary was a rehearsed robot during the Stern interview because everyone knows that all of Stern's interviews are pre-approved by the agents of the guests providing they have one on the payroll since most celebs only consent to do the Stern show when they are at the end of their fame rope and it's either hang themselves or hang themselves out to dry on the Stern show. Same thing, it means the end of their careers anyway.

Hillary, here I come !!!!

Reportedly, Robin Quivers is in the running to be that sidekick of Hillary's on that new podcast. Robin hopes to do both shows, the CGI/ISDN co-hosting job for the existing stale Stern satellite radio show and do Hillary's show too since Robin barely has to wobble into any studio now due to having special accommodations by her employer that requires Robin [via a note from Dr. Agus Quack] to be at least within 8 feet from a fully stocked refrigerator.

Beth Stern is extremely busy on her IG show posting wig selfies and putting her wigs on her foster cats because she bugs the hell out of them and then throws them in cages in her cat foster room until someone decides to take them off her hands and she dumps them on the side of a road or on homeless people living out of vans in a parking lot off the freeway.

Pretty interesting that Simon Cowell is now re-hiring Heidi Klum as a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" just as she finishes up the second stellar Fall season of NBC's "America's Got Talent - Champions". Sofia Vergara is also set to be a judge on the upcoming summer season of AGT with Heidi and Howie with Simon as head judge as usual. AGT is always a winner in having the most viewers while Howard Stern still plugs ABC's the Bachelor because that's how he got on the Kimmel and Ellen talk shows when he was in LA last year to plug his loser book and his loser marriage to Beth Stern and staged a third wedding ceremony on the Ellen Show for that whiny bitch Beth and counting as Howard is having problems booking a wedding tour on more TV talk shows. Howard can do nothing without paying for it first and everyone knows it as the Sterns are slowly running out of dough to fund their sinking Hamptons Hellhole and wonder how many more seasons they can hold out while their Florida Fortress is filled with vermin like roving iguana herds and millions of flocks of dirty seagulls ripping up fish on the shoreline while gale force winds threaten to blow off the wigs of Howard and Beth when they try for beach selfies with Beth forced indoors while Howard photoshops a background in the photos trying to make it look like Beth's outdoors in the Florida wetlands and humidity hoping her pancake makeup doesn't bubble up into batter on her face.

Simon's strategy to get back with Heidi is that he
hoped she was tiring of her twin husbands by now and
that's why she consented to come back to the summer hit show.

And what is Beth O up to other than putting wigs and other props on her cats? Oh, she got in the current issue of that magazine called "Closer" for women getting closer to death plugging her loser cat gimmick. If Beth ever loses her gig of badgering the Hallmark Channel to do those loser Kitten and Cat Bowls, she will have no reason to get any publicity unless she starts selling those wigs she glues onto her Martian head. Howard is worried about this summer's Beth fundraisers hoping that no one catches on that Beth does nothing but make liposuction appointments for herself in between throwing darts at photos of Heidi, Katie, and Jess.

Howard's Botoxed Babe Gets in Closer

Yes,  Beth's mouth is getting larger. It's due to her mouth
being stretched out from sucking Howard's ass so he won't
kick her to the curb and troll Trader Joe's again
for a new wife circling the canned hams.

Blind Bella Gossip Item:

What aging blonde bombshell that used to love bay watching is losing husbands in record time as they're seen running to their doctors to treat a herpes outbreak? Didn't she contract it from a TV lifeguard who speaks more German than Hitler whose daughter turned out to be the world's largest test tube baby ever created in a lab?

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