The Bobo

On Tuesday, March 10, 2020, stale Howard Stern satellite radio show, he was panicking like a Nancy Boy about the latest flu virus going around the globe, the Conman Virus, not to be confused with Howard's defunct Conman Photography company and website, and he even had a Bobo call into his radio show to support his panicking like a girl about the latest flu virus.

Howard started out talking about Pearl Jam performing at a Sirius company party at the Apollo to pat themselves on the back for paying for blocks of corporate subscription accounts and claiming them as new subscribers, and how Pearl Jam not only canceled the first part of their North American tour but also canceled out of the Sirius party all to save face their ticket sales have the flu virus. No one could stand Pearl Jam 30 years ago when they were considered popular let alone perform now in front of a bunch of dancing seniors bopping to cross-dressers on a stage.

Then Howard started slamming the world leaders and how everyone needs to panic like he is over the flu virus. Here is an except from the stale Stern satellite radio show, March 10, 2020. Comments in red are by this blogger:

Howard: "Oh, he would say, 'Look, you know I can't control the coronavirus [POTUS].' But what you can control is the response to the coronavirus which gives people confidence that the government has a handle on this. And if you don't understand that, then you're an idiot. [Howard was called an idiot by the NY Daily News for saying that spammer hacked email was equal to people dying on 9/11]. So we've got a problem on our hands as a result not only Pearl Jam being canceled but almost everything being canceled and I don't even know what I'm doing here quite frankly." No one can figure out why Howard is still on the radio including Howard.

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Howard: "If I was running for President right now and I was running against Donald Trump, I'd say, 'Look, people are confused, the markets are confused - -' There's a denial that this thing -- at one point, Trump said it was almost down to zero, I mean, there's all kinds of misinformation, we're way behind South Korea, we can't even get testing done..." Why don't you move to South Korea, Howard.

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Howard: "... Oh, Paul Bobo wants to say something. Yeah, Paul Bobo."

Paul Bobo: "Listen, I think you bring up a fantastic point. I'm a doctor [in my head] and the truth is that the cat's out of the bag here [wow, what command of the English language], a lot of people are gonna get this but that doesn't necessarily mean a lot of people are gonna get very sick but what's missing is the illusion that we have the ability at all to control this ... " Gonna? Is that a word he learned at moron medical school?

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Howard: "South Korea has a better handle on it. There are people who are better at it than us. There's Italy's even better at it -- Italy you can't mail a fucking letter in Italy because they can't get the post office together -- they're doing a better job of the coronavirus than we are [they're sitting at coffee shops avoiding work]. So here's the deal, there is no one contacting these foreign governments because we've blown our relationships with everybody in Europe [Europe hates Sirius] and of course now we're isolationists [wow, Howard's writer came up with a big word] because we're alone in the world somehow that's the new view."

Robin: "We can do everything on our own."

Howard: "Yeah, well, you can't. And guess what, American ain't alone because there are other people who live in the world and we gotta coordinate with them, you gotta have relationships with them and yeah it's very distressing to be quite honest and the doctor here, Paul Bobo [a blue idiot], is right, there is chaos. And when you have someone like a Kellyanne Conway and these other bozos running around [your doctor is a bobo] saying 'It's all under control,' no, it's not. You gotta be transparent with people [coming from a guy wearing a weave who won't admit it]. You gotta tell 'em what they need to do you know, We can wash our hands, we know we need to do that, but what are you doing and the answer is golfing [Beth is meditating with a cat butt in her face]. Sorry, that's the truth. It's not fake news, that's the way it is. That's why you see the stock market tanking. We're in a nightmare." Calm down, Howard. All your money is safely housed in a ponzi scheme.

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Sometimes just Beth's wigs meditate on a couch during her busy day of bothering people as her food wears a mask to avoid Beth contamination.

At least we know where Howard's weaves come from.

Who knew Italy could be punked. They actually believed it when Howard threatened to vacation there last summer with the Kimmels and even said it again that he might go this year so the entire country mobilized and shut its borders claiming it was due to the big virus scare when it wasn't. It was to keep Howard from boring their country to death and bugging all their Italian media moguls begging for a job on Italian TV.

As exclusively reported by this famous blogger several times, Beth has not gotten into New York Fashion Week for years and only managed to pose in front of plastic trees and fake grass outside of a show in 2017 [see sidebar of this blog] so she stages Florida Fashion Weeks at her own home in Florida during each scheduled New York Fashion week and takes selfies on her porch or lately, indoors, hiding from the iguana invasion and the carrion birds that swarm on her beachfront. Howard is frequently there taking the photos and badgers the aged old hagathas of the Florida social scene to take Beth. That's the reason Howard takes so much time off from his stale satellite radio show is to make Beth famous. No one will let her near any exclusive functions in Florida unless Howard himself forks out some dough and then he runs and hides outside in his limo pretending that Beth got invited all on her own fame [ha ha ha].

Believe me, this trio were the youngest there. Shockingly,
Beth did NOT flash her big engagement ring in this photo.
The fundraiser was "A Night on Broadway" Florida Ball Kickoff
aboard some aged real estate tycoons' overblown yacht. No
wonder Howard's panicking over the stock market dive. Who
knows how much he forked over to get Beth a seat on the poop deck.
That's money he'll never see again.

Andy "The Savior of Sirius" has announced a major new company called Andy Cohen Books launching this year with his publisher Henry Holt. The company will publish three nonfiction works, one by the famous Mariah Carey. Of course Howard Stern can accomplish nothing even with several of his own production companies that produce nothing but hilarious photos of sausage body Beth stuffed in inflatable bathing suits. Cohen is a famous TV executive producer of the real housewife franchise and has won an Emmy award while Howard Stern has only won Beth and surprisingly, she was the only woman in the horse race to get to meet Howard Stern and she never left his married bachelor's pad that he has vacated as his main living quarters for several years now as exclusively reported by this blogger when it happened and only visits to meet up with Beth and watch TV together copying the characters George Costanza and his fiance on the TV show "Seinfeld" when they always watched "Mad About You" together in bed. Howard always talks about watching various TV shows in bed with Beth and nobody cares.

Hey, Howard, maybe if you're really nice, Andy will publish your next book of stale Sirius satellite radio interviews. HA. Gee, when will Oprah consent to being interviewed by the King of All Stale Satellite Radio Interviews Howard Stern? How about this side of never?

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