Hike It Up

Well, last March it was a hiking stick, now this March it's a walking stick as Howard again recycles his scripts from last year and will no doubt again rehash his bid to get his Sirius bosses to sponsor that loser Florida Fortress and Cosmetic Plastic Surgery Center that Howard overpaid for since we know that state-of-the-art medical equipment comes at a high cost plus the doctors that go with them. So the point of the walking stick is to again complain about the NY winters and to get Sirius to let him air his stale show from Florida because the weather is tropical and just perfect for reptilians like Howard and Beth Stern.

Howard's having a hard time physically getting out of bed and has to tape his show in a few days and pretend it's live. Well, I guess it's live if you count him sitting there like an idiot hitting buttons on a tape-recorder or via an ISDN line from his Manhattan corporate apartments that he and Beth use for business purposes.

Stale Stern satellite radio show excerpt, Monday, March 4, 2019:

Howard: "It's called a walking stick so it's not a cane but it really is a cane. So I got on Amazon and bought myself a walking stick. It's really cool. It's really good on the ice. And I was like, 'You know what? That's cool. I don't mind walking around with a walking stick. I'm gonna use it'.". . . "It's in my house. It's in the closet. She [Beth] told me to throw it out. I bought it last season and I was all psyched to use it until she shamed me. She was like, 'You're not walking around with a cane.' And I'm like, 'Honey, I'm old. I gotta have a cane.' But nobody else I know my age is walking around with a cane so maybe she's right."

--End--

Yeah, right, that cane is in the closet like Howard's career, stuffed in a corner packed in mothballs, and, no, SORRY this still doesn't rate as another episode of "Howard's Boob" that was CANCELED last year mid-season. I think Howard can give up that little angle for a cable TV show or even a loser phone app show since their little scripted boring spats are so awful and transparent, plus, Beth is not funny or amusing and any storyline with her falls flat with her monotone phony belligerence to whatever Howard pretends to do is just pathetic. Nothing gets to that deadpan Beth and Howard tries to drum up interest in that boring aged model he married that used to model giant wool coats since her body was bizarrely misshapen until she became a giant airbrushed model for defunct magazines and Instagram.

This is the real Howard Stern, laying on a hospital bed trying to keep up appearances. You can barely see him at the top of the photo taken by the innkeeper of the Beth O'Tavern inside their Hamptons Hostel. 

Howard and Beth have both been back and forth to their Florida Facelift Fortress but keep it under the same wraps as their faces and lipoed body parts since they pretend to shun all plastic surgery when the opposite is obvious. Same with that Robin Quivers, Miss Facelift, who is bulging out of her seams and we don't just mean those stretch pants she wears.

Speaking of which, it's in the news now that a Netflix movie called "Roma" was released for two seconds in movie theaters to qualify for the Academy Award nominations and won a few Oscars this year. Some are saying it was a bad home movie and shouldn't be allowed in the Academy Awards anyway because they are not films made for the big screen and first run in theaters.

CONGRATS TO SPIELBERG for speaking out against these Netflix flix or CrapNet as they are called by insiders along with the morons who push that streaming service in our faces ad nauseam !! According to Variety, Spielberg encouraged making films for the big screen and spoke about streaming services like Netflix which are movies made for TV. The movie "Roma" was a TV movie released in theaters and never should have gotten an Oscar, but an Emmy award.

Now any stupid idiot with a camera all think their crap home movies are equal to quality, made-for-the-big-screen theater films with expert cinematography, lighting, direction, and sound, made for a huge theater, and also enough already with these OLD FART actors who think they can sneak into the Oscars again by getting in these loser Netflix movies with the promoters paying for a stint in a big theater and think they should get an Oscar. Give me a break. What happened with the super Leftflix Obama programming? The White House alumni want to produce a bunch of shows and we all know they want an Oscar too.

Now Howard Stern's got a new issue to badger his Sirius bosses with, and it's to get his interview on Netflix that he did for David Letterman's borefest old creep talk show, distributed to movie theaters so it can qualify for an Oscar nomination. I mean, I really think Sirius might be close to committing suicide to be free of Howard Stern and his constant telephone terrorism reciting his loser resume nonstop and badgering them for another book and movie deal, but this time he also wants that Hollywood star that Simon Cowell and Dame Beth-Man have and Howard doesn't.

Dame Beth-Man was very sorry to hear about the passing of Jan-Michael Vincent whose awesome good looks were derailed by the use of drugs and alcohol when surprisingly, they have zero effect on Howard Stern's face. 

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