Hamptons Magazine gave the famous Hamptons Harridan Beth Stern the big snubola this year when last November, Howard submitted an old photo of Beth passing it off as new as a promo piece to prove how famous she is for doing nothing. Yeah, Beth horned in on the November 2018 issue of Hamptons magazine and got zilch this November. Pretty odd since the Sterns have deemed themselves so famous this year, what with Howard parading to Los Angeles to broadcast his stale satellite radio show from the stale Sirius studios to hawk his 50 lb book of stale Sirius satellite radio interviews that no one asked for and there is no market for that outdated rerun rehash of interviews no one wanted to hear in the first place and are as boring as hell and then next up was Beth's big bragging tour of how she completed a cat adoption center at the charity that pays her as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), where the Sterns slapped their foundation's name on the cat adoption center and reportedly donated about $5.99 for the sign that came out of their foundation's piggy bank.
Reference about Beth in Hamptons magazine last year:
Of course those days of Beth hogging a cover of Hamptons Magazine are long gone unless Howard can come up with some idiot to actually sponsor a cover feature other than himself. This year, Nicky Hilton does a creepy cover shot with her two weird kids in the background looking like they got into mom's hair dye.
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| No Beth in the Nov issue this year? |
All Beth does now is fill her time cramming her Insta-Ham show with photos she passes off as current when she just recycles and repeats them over and over again hoping to make it look like she's busy when she does nothing but selfie-indulgence keeping her facelift anchored to the top of her head with a wig covering the scars.
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| Howard normally does a big photoshoot of Beth when they're heading out to an event or to dinner. You'll notice that Beth has on the same earrings, wig ,and makeup from last Friday and is passing off the photo as a new photo on Monday. We can expect to see photos from this same photoshoot for years to come as Beth needs filler for her IG show and Howard shops them around to any online tabloid that will print them along with a story he ghostwrites. Watch this space, folks, photos from this photoshoot will appear again in the future that were taken on 11-15-19. |
This is a busy time of year for the grifter Sterns who want people to give them money in exchange for them doing nothing but chasing a few cats around their properties that are this close to being leased to corporations for holiday employee parties, but hey, it's rich people's problems, right? Who cares what they do. But Howard and Beth are up for the fight and will do anything to put coins in their fountain.
Yeah, this is going to be a working vacation
for the Sterns this year.
On Monday and Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard gave his Reaper Radio Report of the celebs who are still dead or who are about to die. Following are exciting excerpts from Monday, November 18, 2019, stale Stern satellite radio show. Comments in brackets are by this blogger.
Howard: "I can't believe that guy's dead." [Tom Petty]
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Howard: "Still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that the guy who wrote this song is no longer here." [David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.]
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On Tuesday, November 19, 2019, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard Stern announced that Alex Trebek is still dying of cancer. Wow. Exciting stuff coming from the Stern show. Howard also still continues to obsess over his parents still being alive with their death segment already written for Reaper Radio. He keeps his parents under lock and key away from tabloid reporters that could find out a whole lot about Stern's life inside his black lace blue jeans.
Some persons might remember when Brooke Shields battled with a reporter from the National Enquirer who used to sneak in and have visits with Brook's mom Teri without Brooke's permission.
Brooke stopped that right away and moved mom to another aged senior group home under lock and key with strict instructions of the persons who were on the approved list to see mom. Much like Howard does now, when on Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he listed the persons who are allowed to see or talk with his parents. All that came out in some press reports from those visits with Teri Shields was a big reveal that the virginal Brooke had cervical cancer for years and hushed it up and that's why she could barely have those kids that don't look like her but that husband who resembles L Ron $cientology.
Remember when they were women? Yeah, Glenn Close can't seem to hide it anymore as she turns up on Broadway for the opening of "The Inheritance" looking like she finally gave up on her Oscar dream for the starring role of the movie musical version of "Sunset Boulevard".
Of course all the top gays showed up sans Howard [oh right, cross-dressers aren't gay] for the opening of "The Inheritance" like Andy "The Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio" Cohen, Sandra Bernhard, George Takei and his husband, and the frozen facelift ghost called a "Judith Light" along with the rumored closeted gay couple Sarah Jessica Parker who surprisingly was not the date of Cohen's but actually showed up with her pudgy husband Matthew Broderick. "The Inheritance" is a play about gay men struggling with the post-AIDS epidemic from the 1980s and '90s with the entire play six and a half hours [too] long that you can break up into two showings. Yeah, I'll do that real soon. I am sure we can expect tons of Tony Award nominations for this epic.
Ever since Howard Stern publicly dissed the Queen of All Media Wendy Williams on his stale satellite radio show, this gal has been rocketing to super stardom. I know, Stern is part of the process. If you survive him, you move up in rank but Stern thinks he's one of the gang when he's just the butt of their joke and used to test the people who want on the inside. Yeah, Wendy's got everything Howard wants. She's got a hit TV show, a TV movie biopic in the works, a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and now she's going to be dipped in wax in 2020 and immortalized at Madame Tussauds in New York. Wow, Howard can only dream of a big life like Wendy has. And yeah, Wendy's even SINGLE again! Eat your heart out, Howard!
Howard: "I can't believe that guy's dead." [Tom Petty]
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Howard: "Still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that the guy who wrote this song is no longer here." [David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.]
-End-
On Tuesday, November 19, 2019, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard Stern announced that Alex Trebek is still dying of cancer. Wow. Exciting stuff coming from the Stern show. Howard also still continues to obsess over his parents still being alive with their death segment already written for Reaper Radio. He keeps his parents under lock and key away from tabloid reporters that could find out a whole lot about Stern's life inside his black lace blue jeans.
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| Brooke didn't know Halloween was over and went as a giant Wednesday Addams to an event at Lincoln Center. |
Brooke stopped that right away and moved mom to another aged senior group home under lock and key with strict instructions of the persons who were on the approved list to see mom. Much like Howard does now, when on Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he listed the persons who are allowed to see or talk with his parents. All that came out in some press reports from those visits with Teri Shields was a big reveal that the virginal Brooke had cervical cancer for years and hushed it up and that's why she could barely have those kids that don't look like her but that husband who resembles L Ron $cientology.
Remember when they were women? Yeah, Glenn Close can't seem to hide it anymore as she turns up on Broadway for the opening of "The Inheritance" looking like she finally gave up on her Oscar dream for the starring role of the movie musical version of "Sunset Boulevard". Of course all the top gays showed up sans Howard [oh right, cross-dressers aren't gay] for the opening of "The Inheritance" like Andy "The Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio" Cohen, Sandra Bernhard, George Takei and his husband, and the frozen facelift ghost called a "Judith Light" along with the rumored closeted gay couple Sarah Jessica Parker who surprisingly was not the date of Cohen's but actually showed up with her pudgy husband Matthew Broderick. "The Inheritance" is a play about gay men struggling with the post-AIDS epidemic from the 1980s and '90s with the entire play six and a half hours [too] long that you can break up into two showings. Yeah, I'll do that real soon. I am sure we can expect tons of Tony Award nominations for this epic.
Ever since Howard Stern publicly dissed the Queen of All Media Wendy Williams on his stale satellite radio show, this gal has been rocketing to super stardom. I know, Stern is part of the process. If you survive him, you move up in rank but Stern thinks he's one of the gang when he's just the butt of their joke and used to test the people who want on the inside. Yeah, Wendy's got everything Howard wants. She's got a hit TV show, a TV movie biopic in the works, a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and now she's going to be dipped in wax in 2020 and immortalized at Madame Tussauds in New York. Wow, Howard can only dream of a big life like Wendy has. And yeah, Wendy's even SINGLE again! Eat your heart out, Howard! |
| Even Al Roker is in wax?? Hey, Howard, you can't even get this gig?? Howard's not a pop culture icon he's a poop culture on a slide at a psychiatric doctor's clinic. Ha. |
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