Hamptons Drivel

Howard Stern has been working like a neutered dog badgering the editor of Hamptons Magazine to get his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern in the November edition of the magazine and it worked or the editor would still be on the phone with that phone fetish radio dinosaur.

Hamptons magazine covered the awful Stephen Talkhouse Beth benefit that was held months ago and sponsored by SiriusXM and Howard Stern Productions where Howard is working hard for the Dog Star to justify his dead airspace on a burnt out satellite dish and had to buy a bunch of tickets to get anyone to attend [a quick search of this blog will bring up that useless event and it's also mentioned on the sidebar of this blog]. 

Howard also got Beth inserted as useless drivel and filler for the magazine that has not allowed Howard to purchase a cover feature for his nobody wife since 2011 who stares at a few cats all day in an enclosed patio thinking she is doing anything but waiting for God to free her from her treadmill going nowhere.

Too funny that Howard Stern dug up a photo of Beth from 2013 for Hamptons magazine from Tails pet magazine which sounds like some magazine for inebriated perverts that stare at women's asses.

Survival of the Spirited? How about survival of a deadweight DJ

whose wife is the most unknown woman on the planet

who thinks she is famous for anything but

chasing down all of Howard's real estate holdings
sticking a cat in them and staking out
the living room with the O Family flag.

Beth gets all of her holiday celebrity name dropping into the latest issue of Hamptons magazine. Jealous much, all you nobodies back home who can't remember exactly who she is?

Oh, we've seen that outfit before but she wore only the coat and not the red dress underneath along with that big scarf and Beth paired it with giant jeans for her 2011 appearance on Good Morning America. Beth was plugging her upcoming North Shore Animal League (NSAL) calendar for 2012 that Beth only got since Howard paid for it and took the photos and he had just signed with NBC, a corporate affiliate of Sirius satellite radio. Yeah, you get it. When Howard was kicked off NBC, Miss Beth got kicked off everything else. All she has is that NSAL that pays her an annual salary as their mouthpiece so she will plug them nonstop and badger people to keep funding their cash grab scheme.

What are you getting your relatives this year Bethie? How about a new couch for Glenn and a blanket that isn't from 1980 with holes in it. 

Can you tell these two are related??

The difference between the rich and the average - it's called setting up your own foundation and claiming meditating with foster cats is considered charity work. Oh yeah, a bunch of people donate cash to Beth's foundation so she can sleep all day and pretend to meditate with a few feral felines thrown on her body. Amazing, huh? Hey Glenn, start your own foundation and see how much money Beth and Howard Stern will donate for you to lay on that couch with your cat and have your picture taken. Ha ha ha. I cracked myself up.

My sources are telling me that California is in flames and many people have lost their lives while a few who deserved to lose their lives remain in this dimension. We are glad Barbra's super expensive real estate holdings apparently didn't get nabbed in the fire and her basement museum is still intact that pays homage to herself and her vast collection of stuff she has collected over her lifetime that will eventually go to her only child Jason Gould. Suck it up Brolin, that's the facts. You get paid off if Barbra buys the farm before you do but we hear a chunk of that estate may go to a group of science lovers that set you up in the first place with Ms. Moneybags. Insiders are saying that she is a Harridan and Brolin is a tortured man [like Beth, a.k.a., the Hamptons Harridan] and who actually slept with Tommy Smothers (yuck!!) and had every one of her costars before choosing Brolin while he was still married. Gee, that sounds very familiar.

Flashback Friday

Twins in red shirts!

How adorable.

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