All Talked Out

In a developing story exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page, in an unprecedented string of circumstances, it appears that The Stephen Talkhouse bar and grill for aged bikers with no life, did NOT get STUCK WITH THE STERNS until infinity to promote their selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), in conjunction with the North Shore Animal League. Everyone thought it would be an annual event at the Talkhouse. But a one-shot deal with the Sterns? Unheard of. Readers of this blog remember this blogger reported on the Talkhouse event that was a Sirius/Stern Production.

See the sidebar of this blog and the link here:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/08/beth-sterns-cars.html

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has been free from the Sterns after they appear at an event. Once you let those Sterns in the door, you will get stuck with them forever and need to devise a way out. They glom onto something to either pad their BFF foundation's bank account or to push Beth's books or just basically they push themselves on the hosts and sponsors of events because they cannot stand to be ignored and must read about themselves constantly and see their fug faces in the free online press [since any print photos and articles are paid by the Sterns via their publicity agents]. Obviously, the Sterns are looking to show up at various events and get tons of free publicity out of it.

So what about this Stephen Talkhouse thing? NO STERNS are yet on the schedule yet as usual SIRIUS is on the schedule since they hold special events for the execs at Sirius and pass out a few free tickets to a few subscribers who are mainly family members of the executives. The BFF fundraiser last year was a Sirius/Stern co-production with David Spade as the headliner, so you know what kind of event that was. So what happened this year Bethie? Did your husband already blow the expense account on his BOOK PROMOTION???? HA HA HA.

As usual, Sirius has a contract with The Stephen Talkhouse to stage their awful shows for subscribers and a few lucky people who win tickets. Wow; hold me back. So, no Stern sponsored event this year?? How did Chief Talkhouse swing that?? With a tomahawk at Stern's weaved hair basket on his head?

Another story that is developing and reported exclusively on the Beth Fan Page is that still no Howard Stern on the list of authors for Authors Night on August 10. The annual Authors Night is a benefit for the East Hampton library so that a few rich kids can meet in the bathroom to smoke weed. I thought for sure Howard would want to horn in and unload those thousands of books he's got sitting in the basement of his Hamptons Hostel and Beth can bop around the event trolling for men.

Beth Horninsky appeared at the 10th Annual
Unconditional Love Animal Gala in
Southampton, 7-20-19.  She's a lawn model
wearing a wet blanket or coverlet.

Beth horns in on another Hamptons event that she hasn't been seen at since 2017. It was the 10th annual Unconditional Love Gala benefit for some animal tax shelter. No doubt, Howard is there with her since the last time she came alone and onlookers remember Beth glomming onto some veterinarian [male of course]. Beth's fan does not realize that Howard is with Beth at these events or waits out in the limo. Beth cannot get into most Hamptons events unless Howard is on the invitation list and just sends Beth inside to get her picture taken so she can feel important and get into those group shots in the Hamptons free real estate magazines. I mean, all of those Hamptons magazines just push all those over priced properties in our faces hoping some out of town sucker will buy one at the list price. The properties in the East are all humid and crumbling with creature infestations, especially the ones by the ocean, and that's why the owners always have them on the market. Oh, yeah, finding that perfect Hamptons money pit may be difficult in between all the ads for plastic surgeons in the Hamptons magazines.

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Hey, Beth. How come at these Hamptons animal events you are never pictured INSIDE the event? Beth is always jumping in front of a camera on the lawn and maybe scores a free drink because normally Howard refuses to actually BUY a ticket to the event. These benefit appearances add up and Howard ain't payin'. Beth tries to jump in for the cocktail part of the event and then jump in the limo after snatching a bottle of vino from the kitchen on the way out.

An actual invited guest,  Danielle Naer attends the
Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation
10th Annual Unconditional Love Gala, 7-20-19.

Kathy Griffin is continuing to copy the late Joan Rivers. First, as exclusively revealed first on the Beth Fan Page, Kathy took over as host of the Fashion Police when Joan died. Second, Kathy keeps getting more frightening plastic surgery procedures and a wig to hide the giant scars a la Joan Rivers. Third, Kathy does the raunchy humor dissing POTUS. We all remember what happened to Joan when she dissed the former POTUS and the former Mrs. POTUS. And fourth, Joan also had her little biopic produced called "A Piece of Work" so now Miss Kathy Copycat has her own little biopic called "A Hell of a Story". What will she copy next from Joan? Getting her throat cut?



Can't believe it that Emily Blunt mugged for the camera at her appearance at the Stuttering Event in NYC making fun of stutterers. How tacky is she or was she just having a major Botox stroke?

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