Birthday Bash

The highly anticipated Birthday Bash for Wendy Williams on her TV talk show did not disappoint. 

Contrary to popular opinions, Howard Stern did not make the cut to stage some big apology and forgiveness appearance when he bashed Wendy a few months ago on a weird tirade against the superstar by hurling insults at her. Insiders speculated that Howard would get a big appearance for Wendy's big birthday bash but obviously, Stern was ignored.

Yeah, Howard is super jealous of Wendy with a super TALK SHOW ON TV [something Howard Stern cannot comprehend, that he is not on TV and is a big nothing on a burnt out satellite dish desperate for publicity]. When Wendy made a casual review of Howard's stale book where she said he has gone Hollywood and the book contains no surprises or anything like that, Stern went into an old man fit and went nuts insulting Wendy. Andy Cohen even semi-dissed it when he said it's just a bunch of [boring] interview transcripts and tried to rally a review by saying, oh well, it does contain Stern commentary [oh big fucking deal....snore]. 

Howard did apologize to Wendy via some press release but was not allowed near her TV talk show or anywhere else but obviously Howard's Sirius publicist Marci Turk made sure to press release his lame apology at the time hoping for a big time guest appearance on Wendy's TV talk show. The lame Stern apology was only met with Wendy on her show acknowledging the apology. Howard had hoped to get more press mileage out of this whole thing but Wendy was having none of it and of course Howard failed to score a big appearance at Wendy's birthday bash.

Big reunion with Andy Cohen and Wendy when years ago, Wendy stated on her show that Andy tried to have her involved with a staged feud in the press for publicity with a rap singer and Wendy said no sending Andy into orbit who later said it never happened. As already blogged about, both Andy and Wendy are scheduled to get their superstar stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year, leaving Stern to eat crow along with that glass of water for dinner while he watches his wife Beth chow down on everything but the tablecloth and then does her immediate diner dash to the ladies' room to, ummm, freshen up that lipstick [isn't that right, Howard?]

Howard was not invited to Wendy's big birthday bash
but Andy "the Savior of Sirius" Cohen was.

Looking good, Wendy !!! Wendy turned 55 on July 18
and Beth Stern turned 50 on July 15 and looks it.

So hilarious that Howard Stern is still not on the list of the top 50 live stream talk radio shows because his show is not streamed live but exists on tape, at least portions are, but there is no video livestreaming. I have blogged about this before because Howard's fan is all concerned about why he can't get the Stern show via a livestream video app. Well, keep waiting. Howard is a phony baloney who thinks he has a live show as well as appearing on TV when it's your phone app and you have to wait for its availability because the Stern show is a pieced together group effort of mediocrity. 

This blogger forgot about the term she invented called "Bagel Wednesday" when the half a billionaire bagel boy Howard and the other big executive staff have to cough up a few dollars each to feed the stale Stern crew on the Wednesdays Howard decides to show up to hit buttons on a tape recorder or staff may start revolting. I mean, they work pretty cheap but then they don't really do anything anyway but dig up old stale videotape and pretend to leak it on the Internet since Howard wants to always read about himself in the press and create bullshit drama.

Excerpt from the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, July 17, 2019. Comments in red and blue are by this blogger:

Howard Stern:  "Hey, you know this is kind of weird, I mean, I don't want to spend much time on it but Wednesday around here is Bagel Wednesday [isn't that what you called it in your blog? YES, Beth Fan].  Free bagels which is a nice thing to do for the troops that work here."

Robin Quivers:  "Troops.  It's hard to call these guys 'troops.'  They don't look like troops." [They look like they came straight from a soup kitchen]

Howard Stern:  "Whatever you want to say -- our co-workers.  So we get some bagels [because I'm a cheap bastard who hates everyone].  It's not a big deal but it just was weird to me because when I walked out there I saw that most of the bagels were gone, in fact, all of 'em were gone, and then the only thing laying there was you know how some people just take a bagel because they're watching their calories and they kind of like take their finger and get rid of the middle part of the bagel like the doughy part and they just eat the crust.  So there's like a big piece of ripped out bagel just laying there and I'm like you know okay -- "

Robin Quivers:  "They could get rid of that."

Howard Stern:  "Yeah exactly I said to everyone I go, wait a second, I go like okay somebody came over, took a bagel, emptied out the middle, like throw out the pieces you're not eating, don't just leave 'em there."

Robin Quivers:  "Nobody's gonna eat your middle."

Howard Stern:  "So I was just dying of curiosity, did a little investigating, so who do you think it was around here who would do something like that?"

Robin Quivers:  "Alright let me think of all the people -- I want to say Benjy."

Howard Stern:  "Yeah but you see it isn't Benjy.  It was Sal."

Robin Quivers:  "Sal!  I would never think Sal would do that."

Howard Stern:  "I mean, come on, dude, have some class. [Howard wants a pig to have class]  I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and spend a lot of time but I would just like to know what the fuck he was thinking.  Sal, like what do you expect somebody else to clean up your mess?"

Robin Quivers:  "Or that somebody wants the inside of your bagel."

Howard Stern:  "I think it's more like hey fuck this, I'll just leave it here and let somebody else deal with it.  ... Dude, why would you do that?"

Gary Dell'Abate:  "He has no idea know why he's here." [Howard pads the expense account with useless staff to do on air stunts]

Howard Stern:  "I did some investigating, you're the guy who takes his finger on Bagel Wednesday, clears out the bagel, and then leaves the remnants there." [Keep it up Howard; you know that's my term.]

Sal Governale:  "I don't leave it."

Howard Stern:  "Here's the evidence.  Here's the picture.  That's it.  What is that?  I took a picture myself.  ... What's the purpose of leaving that there so someone else will clean up after you?  ... What are you on a diet and you're like not eating the middle of the bagel?"

Sal Governale:  "Yes, I'm scooping it out, yeah.  If I did, I apologize, I wasn't aware of it.  ..." [Thank you Pigeon Employee #5]

Howard Stern:  "Alright, get out of here, maniac." 

--END--

Will these men step up and save the stale Stern
satellite radio show from the Sirius
rerun spin cycle sans Stern?

Howard the has-been is a bit frazzled since turning 65 years old which is the major cut off age for these aged idiots that networks can't get off the air. All these jerks who stayed too long get the boot at 65 or close to it with Larry King doing garlic pills infomercials and even that stooge Steve Harvey getting the boot from his TV talk show and is doing dumb Publishers Clearinghouse commercials with his TV game show taped months in advance so who knows if he'll hang onto that in the future. We hope the men behind Howard can rally some support for the radio DJ who is floundering right now with nothing on the horizon. The old creeps who moved onto the infomercial market or LeftFlix, were already on television. I realize Howard thinks his overly long stint on NBC's "America's Got Talent" was a real TV show gig when it was just a deal Sirius made to get Stern off their backs for awhile post-lawsuit failure. It hardly qualifies Howard to continue with some TV talk show on cable or some other pay service unless he wants to trot Beth out every week and ask how she's doing with her throw up schedule while pretending to jog around her Hamptons Hostel for exercise before heading into town to recycle her cans.

Dame Beth-Man is all about multi-tasking. That's for sure. I love a smoke with my milkshake while I read through the new pages of my script that was delivered in an envelope.

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