Beth Stern's Cars

As already blogged about on July 23, 2018, Sirius and Howard Stern Productions sponsored a Beth Stern fundraiser that took place on August 18, 2018 at the Stephen Talkhouse bar and nightclub since Howard finally convinced [badgered to death] his employer to co-sponsor a fundraiser for their foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) and to promote Sirius at the same time. For the past few years or more, Sirius has worked with the Stephen Talkhouse to promote the Sirius channels and last year, Dwight Yoakum performed live at the SiriusXM Stephen Talkhouse event. So obviously, Beth Buttinsky got her little fundraiser this year and we hope the Stephen Talkhouse knows that once you let the Sterns do anything for publicity and cash, you will be Stuck With The Sterns forever. So be prepared to either set fire to the Talkhouse or be forever damned with the Sterns at your door until infinity.

I love it that David Spade [the big Beth headliner for her cash grab fundraiser] couldn't even sober up enough to type a simple tweet. I hope Beth's cars benefited from the fundraiser.

So obviously Howard Stern pushed Beth right in there this year for another Sirius promotional event and to raise funds for Beth and Howard's foundation along with having to come up with a work product to justify Beth being on the Sirius Stern payroll aside from her job of planning the annual Stern Sirius Christmas party where she books a bar and hosts an evening featuring a feast of day old radiated fish and booze. 

But it was all about Chief Howard Stern this weekend hosting the captured guests at the Stalag Beth B&B and bussing everyone over to the Stephen Talkhouse for the Sirius promotional event and BFF fundraiser because Howard is now a part of the Sirius Scrap Heap of losers scrounging around for anything to get them some publicity and make some money since Howard normally gets his annual salary adjustments downward and he's having a hard time funding Beth's horizontal lifestyle. Howard renewed Beth's contract effective this month and she's feeling pretty safe for another 10 years on the Sirius Stern payroll while Howard panics over how to keep Beth in the money while keeping the O Family Von Trap shut tight.

As blogged about in the recent past, it was believed that Carole Radziwill left the Real Housewives of NYC cable TV show to be free from Beth Stern since Beth likes to try and horn in on the show without signing releases so she is not FAIR GAME and the housewives can't take potshots at her banana head. However, recent reports have alleged that Andy Cohen forced Carole off the show via his pitbull Beth Bethenny Frankel to be free from Beth Stern and the Stern Curse of tanking TV ratings. I guess we'll have to watch what happens on that front as this story develops.

Beth got her war party together on Saturday to grab some dough from Sirius subscribers and executives with Howard Stern Productions collecting the wampum claiming his Hamptons pow-wow was a charity event to benefit Chief Stern & Princess PigSnout and not much else. 

We should have called the Cowgirl Heidi Klum to free us from the rampaging Indians in  the Hamptons. Heidi paraded on the red carpet on August 14 for the first live show of the summer season for NBC's "America's Got Talent" sans Howard Stern the ratings' killer.

Since the ousting and outting of that scumbag Matt Lauer from NBC's The Today Show [who also have a contract w/Sirius satellite radio] because of all his alleged perverted acts against women that were on public display in the media, Matt and his buddy Howard Stern and his dullard wife, have been snubbed this season at all the Hamptons events.  All Beth can get is that tired loser annual "Get Wild" or "Getting Wild" events to benefit the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center and that is her only spot in Hamptons Magazine with her mug stuffed into the editorial section of the magazine's recent issue. However, without Sirius, the selfie Hamptons Harridan and her hubby Howard would get less than zero events or press coverage. Howard is in the same sinking sailboat with Beth. Without Sirius, Howard would be sitting home staring at his easy bake oven with Ralph Cirella his stylist sewing up his holey underpants with Beth turning her Hamptons Hellhole into a B&B hoping lonely road comics will stop by to rent a room. Oh wait, she's already done that last bit hasn't she?

So what about this Apollo in the Hamptons that happened last Saturday? No Matt, no Howard, no Beth Buttinsky like last year. This year they were all MIA. Who was there? Oh, Bon Jovi performed and the power couple Fallon and Braff were there too.

8-11-18, Fallon and Braff attend the annual Apollo in the Hamptons event
sans Howard and Beth, the Hamptons Pariahs.
Fallon and Braff made an appearance on 8-18-18 at the Hamptons Hellhole B&B
and appeared on Beth's IG show. Allegedly, these two are more
than just drinking buddies. What do these close pals prefer for breakfast?
Ask Beth, the Stalag Beth Hamptons B&B Matron.

Pretty hilarious that NBC's The Today Show is dealing with another scandal and cover-up with Al Roker almost FALLING OFF THE STAGE during a live taping of the special guest appearance of Aerosmith when The New York Post Page Six printed FAKE NEWS that Al was being lifted up onto the stage by Steven Tyler. Uh, I think the photos of the actual event prove otherwise. 

We love it that Miss Jackson is back from her five year gig in Dubai getting everything lifted and her breasts removed. I mean, I thought she flashed her boobs years ago at the Super Bowl? Well, what happened to them? I am sure it wasn't an issue over having to pay off that doctor to have them put in place in the first place and now they are MIA. And where is her baby? Maybe the dingo ate her baby...oh wait, the hubby got the baby and she got a huge settlement deal and not much else it seems.

We just hope Janet doesn't sink so low as to get stuck at the Stalag Beth B&B and have to eat crow for lunch. Some guests have reported eating something funny at the Sterns' Hamptons Hellhole that is starting to have funding problems all on its own. As already reported, Beth has been following Howard into NYC each Sunday when he is scheduled to pretend to be live on the air with people rarely seeing him arrive the days he is scheduled to come in but Beth was not only getting miffed over the fact Howard pretends they live together when they don't, and that they need to save on expenses and shut down the Hamptons house during the work week save for a few rooms that are needed for the slave labor to keep up appearances.

We know that Florida Mystery House is basically shut down nine months out of the year and Howard has never moved in. He is trying for Sirius to sponsor that mansion as a kitten camp but has failed so far. I guess we have to watch what happens as the Sterns are worn out cars dumped in the Sirius scrap heap of ill-conceived projects much like Sirius satellite radio. I mean, they are trying to stay afloat while adding video to their service which is not radio, right guys? Right.




Hey now, guys. You might not want to eat those Beth Stern Faux Meat Pies at the Stalag Beth B&B. It's not really faux meat and sometimes those kittens just disappear. Why do you think she piles a bunch of cats all around that house and hides some of them in her bedroom and inside of closets? Why do you think she has some of the cats' names changed so they are not traceable and won't end up with their faces on a milk carton?

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#stern  #betho  #muffin #sweeneytodd

#janetjackson #davidspade 
#braff