Thorn in Stern's Side

No matter how many times Howard Stern trashes Wendy Williams on his stale satellite radio show and in the press, she always rises to the top and wins while Howard Stern is a big loser stuck with guests trolling SiriusXM studios that no one wants on their show. Howard needs to start focusing on his own life and stop obsessing about everyone else's and if they make a passing comment about his dumb new book, he needs to ignore it if he can't have his stooge staffers write a coherent rebuttal, as if that is necessary anyway since we are talking about Howard Stern, the doofus on the radio, making fun of everyone and everything but that second thing he married. I mean, his second wife Beth Ostrosky is a walking joke what with her misshapen Martian head and bizarre body proportions. She should be a Guinness Book of World Records model under "Freaks of Nature".

Superstar Wendy is now producing her own biopic for the Lifetime cable channel and early reports is that it is a show stopper. What is Howard producing? Zilch. All he can produce is gutter trash radio aside from eating crow and too much radiated fish and claiming it's a cancer scare for attention. I think his wife is a cancer scare or scares cancer, not sure which.

Where was Howard Stern when Wendy Williams had her big SiriusXM TOWN HALL interview?? Oh, he was there at Sirius doing his stale satellite radio show interviewing a giant alleged Meth addict and hiding from Wendy because Howard is a coward and would never face her after hurling insults at her on his stale satellite radio show and he only apologized to her via his Sirius publicity agent, Marci Turk, in some bullshit press release. As already stated on this blog, Wendy [on  her super TV talk show] did acknowledge the [lame ass coward's] apology. 

Hey, Howard, too scared to show up in person and apologize to superstar Wendy who is getting a star next year on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and you still get zilch out of Sirius??? Ha. Same with Beth, no Bianca's Furry Friends segment on Howard 101? No funding for that bullshit, right?

In the "Circling the Drain" segment of the stale Stern satellite radio show, he interviewed Bella Thorne when Wendy Williams did her Town Hall interview on July 23. Bella's management team must also rep beer burps on TV and nudie photos that leak and stink to high heaven. 

On Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, July 24, 2019, he detailed how he wants a Peloton for bike training and actually went to the store on Tuesday [July 23] to purchase one. Yeah, we know why Howard wants a Peloton, uh, yeah, he wants a workout alright. More like a workout hottie to visit him at home to work out on a Peloton while Howard gets his heart rate up. Are you up to 20 minutes yet, Howard? Howard has his bases covered in case the doorman wonders what's up as Stern reportedly can get nothing in the up position except his body with a walking stick.

Arthur's Grandmother Martha's workout routine.
Watching a hot guy workout.

How's that Peloton workout boy working out, Howard?

Okay, you've asked for it and here it is. Another excerpt from the exclusive first book by Dame Beth-Man called, "Dame Beth-Man Never Came Before" an autobiography and memoir rolled into one. If you have to ask how to get it, you can't get it, so forget it.

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